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"I have never...." Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:49:14 2018 No.10822853 [Reply] [Original]

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-- i have never cooked rice in my life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:49:59 2018 No.10822861 >>10822853 I have never been to Burger King

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:51:57 2018 No.10822868 File: 627 KB, 707x555, 11E635B4-2AFC-4C4A-B98C-7D70800848CE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10822853 Kissed Claire. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:52:05 2018 No.10822870 >>10822853 I have never eaten a McChicken or tasted Aardvark sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:52:59 2018 No.10822873 >>10822853 I have never baked anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:53:14 2018 No.10822874 File: 370 KB, 1500x1500, IMG_20180624_235707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10822853 I have never ran out of Aard' sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:53:36 2018 No.10822875 >>10822853 I have never cooked anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:53:54 2018 No.10822879 File: 121 KB, 906x906, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10822874

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:54:48 2018 No.10822882 >>10822853 I have never not cooked rice I have never not eaten steak I have never not fucked OP's mom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:56:01 2018 No.10822888 >>10822874 My nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:56:51 2018 No.10822891 File: 129 KB, 708x631, CB9F9605-092C-4451-AA3B-18E4F5BAA543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10822879

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:56:56 2018 No.10822892 >>10822879 That's just what (((they))) want us to think so that (((they))) get to keep all the v'ark to (((themselves))).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:58:18 2018 No.10822895 File: 44 KB, 480x347, 1271877793442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10822874 >calling 'ret 'vark 'nero 'auce "Aard' sauce" die

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:59:42 2018 No.10822901 >>10822874 Can this meme fuck off and die already

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:01:19 2018 No.10822906 >>10822895 We're on a first name basis now, but you should still only refer to him as 'vark until you build up a repertoire with SATC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:02:18 2018 No.10822909 File: 37 KB, 378x349, AC45563E-F3BA-498D-9D3B-A698D1C319E2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10822901 >that 30 year old boomer who doesn’t like the flavor profile of ‘vark sauce You got pleb tastes, mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:02:21 2018 No.10822910 >>10822901 It's not a meme though. Secret 'vark has finally become a household name across America.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:05:18 2018 No.10822922 I have never baked bread :(

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:05:23 2018 No.10822924 >>10822853 I have never eaten Japanese food. it looks icky

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:06:20 2018 No.10822929 >>10822910 >meme You're a fucking idiot, son.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:06:21 2018 No.10822928 >>10822922 You can bake it in a microwave, you literally have zero excuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:07:22 2018 No.10822933 >>10822929 >that 16 year old boomer that doesn't understand what meme stands for

Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:08:13 2018 No.10822939
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>>10822928
I know, I have one of those microwave "combi" ovens, I just haven't figured out where to look for yeast at the stores here or how to choose the right one (in the Netherlands) and I get insecure when I have to look for stuff too long at the store desu
>tfw being a foreigner is hard
m-maybe I should ask the anons in /nederdraad/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:09:31 2018 No.10822946 >>10822891 What is that picture supposed to mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:09:39 2018 No.10822948 >>10822933 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb1wYslTBk8

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:13:54 2018 No.10822967 >>10822853 I have never eaten an Oreo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:16:54 2018 No.10822981 >>10822948 Third worlder

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:19:59 2018 No.10822997 >>10822946 It means >>10822879 .

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:22:00 2018 No.10823009 >>10822997 He's angry and feels powerless to stop the 'vark.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:27:39 2018 No.10823026 >>10822853 i have never used a delivery service when i was alone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:34:35 2018 No.10823065 I have never microwaved popcorn

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:35:42 2018 No.10823074 >>10822901 >keeps replying to it >w-why won't it die hmm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 18:40:26 2018 No.10824063 >>10822853 I have never tried Secret Aardvark Drunken Jerk sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 18:42:19 2018 No.10824074 >>10822853 ate curry. Or any Indian stuff besides some tandory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 18:44:50 2018 No.10824090 Aten a appels

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 18:51:38 2018 No.10824125 >>10822853 I have never eaten, looked at, touched or smelled a single piece of food in my life But that doesn't stop me from shitposting terrible threads all day and calling everyone else's efforts terrible

Anonymous Wed Jun 27 19:03:54 2018 No.10824179
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>>10822853
>>10822870
>>10822873
>>10822924
>>10822967
>>10823065
I can't tell if it is me or them that is retarded.

>>10823026
This I get, cause I'm like that, I don't order food if I am alone, I just go and get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 19:28:45 2018 No.10824309 File: 48 KB, 314x333, 1526472081791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have never cooked a steak

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 19:56:01 2018 No.10824443 >>10824063 My wife's son's dad bought me some for Christmas last year, but then he threw it in the garbage and poured our cat's litter box into it and made me dig it out and drink it. He said that was my present to him

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 20:40:11 2018 No.10824646 I have never enjoyed chili without beans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 22:00:57 2018 No.10825004 I have never successfully invited a female to dine with me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 22:04:26 2018 No.10825017 File: 34 KB, 630x315, F01E1005-145F-4FF3-A1FE-1C6FE4341733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10825004 ;_; i know that feel bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 22:12:24 2018 No.10825039 I have never cooked with a toaster oven. I have never baked any kind of bread or cake. I have never killed and eaten anything but a fish (and I shot it with a gun).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:14:29 2018 No.10825552 I have never eaten avocados or any kind of seafood apart from fish

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 11:27:27 2018 No.10827267 >>10822853 I have never followed any advice from /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 11:54:36 2018 No.10827423 >>10822853 I have never had sex and I'm 28.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 15:20:32 2018 No.10828183 File: 13 KB, 640x640, 1529591993536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10822922 Baking bread is a slang for shitting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 15:31:48 2018 No.10828217 >>10822939 >dgw geen /voedsel en koken/ maatje om samen brood te bakken

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 15:41:56 2018 No.10828248 >>10822853 I don't know how to bake bread, or make dough, or anything like that. I've watched video how to do it but I'm a mountainfag and it works different. I'm not sure what to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 15:58:20 2018 No.10828293 >>10827423 Same, wanna fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 17:01:59 2018 No.10828524 >>10828293 Post feet first, then I'll let you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 17:24:32 2018 No.10828618 File: 887 KB, 2592x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10828524

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 18:02:02 2018 No.10828803 i have never been under 200 pounds as an adult

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 18:10:37 2018 No.10828844 >>10822853 I HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 18:37:33 2018 No.10828956 >>10828618 Too furry, but thanks anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 20:57:18 2018 No.10829582 >>10824646 I am exactly this way. Chili without beans is just meat sauce to me

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