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>when the recipe calls for ketchup

>> No.10807408
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>when the ketchup is actually 'vark sauce

>> No.10807412

Did the ketchup answer the call, you fucking faggot?

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It was too busy to answer my call

>> No.10807428

We're not too busy for you ;_;

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I googled 'best hamburger patty recipe' last night.
Top hit with 5/5 stars from 50+ reviews included ketchup.
I used ketchup.

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>> No.10807459

did you have to put ketchup in the patties or on top?

>> No.10807541

Into the patty mixture. I only had flour not bread crumbs so I just went full retard.

500 g beef mince
1 onion finely chopped
1 beef stock cube crumbled
2 tbs tomato sauce
2 tbs barbecue sauce
2 tsp garlic paste
20 ml port
1/4 cup plain flour
2 eggs beaten
1 tsp mixed herbs
2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
1 carrot grated
1 tbs canola oil

Didn't even have some ingredients, so added best I could find that was similar. I even grated up some carrot to throw in bc yolo. Gave a different texture is all.
I also added some heat to the mix bc I suck so I hide my failure behind spice.

>> No.10807584

Why are you posting a meatloaf recipe?

>> No.10807684

>hamburger patty
>anything but ground beef, salt, and pepper
>carrot in your hamburger
Greatest sin of all. Get that meatloaf out of here.

>> No.10807703

>not just forming 80/20 into super thin patties and letting excess grease soak into paper towel
Fuck, using filler in burgers is so dumb. Learn to poor food properly. Don't make an Eddie Murphy ghetto burger.

>> No.10807719

>recipe calld for gogagola or dogdorbepper

Do freedomfats seriously cook with soft drinks?

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>such a prissy northern europoor he wouldn't recognize gagababagool

>> No.10807799

If you served me that as a hamburger, I'd take a bite, gag and spit it out. That's horrendous.

>> No.10807888


It was actually pretty good.
I only grated half a carrot in, and put my twist on it.
More in the fridge that I'm looking forward to eating today.

>> No.10807898

>Call of Duty

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Yabba Dabba Doo!

>> No.10808412

My lord

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