webm thread

[Anonymous No.10806167]

there must always be a webm thread

[Anonymous No.10806196]

There must always be Jack.

[Anonymous No.10806203]

>>10806167
It's really rare to see lesbo chef

[Anonymous No.10806217]

[Anonymous No.10806220]

>>10806196
only true patricians know to enjoy some good rare chicken
faggots gonna tell you to eat it well done

[Anonymous No.10806228]

>>10806217
HOW

[Anonymous No.10806240]

>>10806217

How does he get the eggs in the fort?

[Anonymous No.10806259]

>>10806217
Kino

[Anonymous No.10806264]

>>10806217
HOW
EGGS

[Anonymous No.10806283]

>>10806203
There is that frumpy Harvard kike /ck/ has a boner for that bitch gets posted twice an hour

[Anonymous No.10806338]

>>10806217
>filename
good job anon

[Anonymous No.10806342]

>>10806283
>/ck/ has a boner for
it's like two guys that keep spamming threads, most of us aren't impressed with her

[Anonymous No.10806343]

>>10806338
based filenamegoodjobanon poster

[Anonymous No.10806391]

[Anonymous No.10806401]

>>10806217
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.10806413]

>>10806203
>cat cora
>anne burrell
>alex guarnaschelli (hasn't come out yet)

[Anonymous No.10806429]

>>10806413
I pretty sure he was being sarcastic as fuck. The industry is full of dykes, food network "" celebrities"" not withstanding

[Anonymous No.10806461]

[Anonymous No.10806498]

[Anonymous No.10806521]

>>10806283
Wow. There's a lot to unpack here.

[Anonymous No.10806524]

[Anonymous No.10806539]

>>10806461
ends way too soon

[Anonymous No.10806555]

[Anonymous No.10806578]

>>10806524
>Tfw you realize the whole line is ten toasters and a plancha
>Tfw the shot of butter dripping off the burger
>Tfw you know this is sone country ass flyover like Wyoming or Montana and that place probably makes bank
No wonder Michelle Obama held such vitrol for fat kids

[Anonymous No.10806581]

>>10806217
HAIL!

[Anonymous No.10806592]

>>10806167

[Anonymous No.10806614]

>>10806498
More like "GIRLY king of the egg fort"

[Anonymous No.10806624]

>>10806283
I'm not sure what this guy expected.

[Anonymous No.10806626]

>>10806167
fucking useless without sound, idn't it

[Anonymous No.10806627]

>>10806592
Well, what's the result?

[Anonymous No.10806634]

>>10806401
what?

[Anonymous No.10806642]

[Anonymous No.10806694]

>>10806642
What the hell is this?

[Anonymous No.10806713]

>>10806694
are you hard of reading

[Anonymous No.10806721]

>>10806713
yeah seems like a very shitty curry

[Anonymous No.10806742]

[Anonymous No.10806766]

>>10806721
agree.
>he thinks adding whole boiled eggs to the fat will make them "pick up" the flavor of the spices
dude its a fucking solid already cooked object its now like the flavor is going to penetrate more than the very outter layer where the oil just coats the outside. holy shit why are people who cook so bad at understanding whats happening?

[Anonymous No.10806781]

>>10806721
it's egg curry you fuck

do you even Indian food

[Anonymous No.10806805]

>>10806283

who?

>>10806342

>tfw there's probably only like 20 people on /ck/ total

[Anonymous No.10806811]

>>10806805
>harvard "education"

[Anonymous No.10806820]

>>10806766
the eggs are usually marked with a knife to let the flavours penetrate

[Anonymous No.10806822]

>>10806811

>zomg harvard is smart ppl how dare uuu

[Anonymous No.10806884]

>>10806781
I try not to Indian anything.

[Anonymous No.10806900]

>>10806811
>hating a stranger so much from seeing 4 seconds of them looking like they're messing up is enough to make you froth at the mouth
sounds we've got ourselves a winner here

[Anonymous No.10806914]

>>10806884
Jesus fuck, is this for real?

[Anonymous No.10806923]

>>10806884
Remember he wipes his ass with that very hand just outside of the restaurant
>:Tandoori burp:!

[Anonymous No.10806926]

>>10806923
Incorrect, he only eats with the holy right hand. You wipe with the foul left hand.

[Anonymous No.10806928]

>>10806914
You're asking whether a people who shit in the street and who have 1001 gods but none of hygiene eat like slobs?

[Anonymous No.10806936]

>>10806926
wich hand you touch pusi with?

[Anonymous No.10806945]

>>10806884
stick to your miracle whip

[Anonymous No.10806950]

>>10806167
I hate brits so fucking much

[Anonymous No.10806960]

>>10806820
ty for clarifying anon, that makes more sense. so this guy was just doing it wrong?

[Anonymous No.10806967]

>>10806928
I wouldn't be surprised if this was shot at indian streets, but judging on the production it looks like it was taken for buzzfeed or some shit. How is this acceptable in america in 21st century?

[Anonymous No.10806971]

>>10806884
I just hate the faggy little commentary

[Anonymous No.10806973]

>>10806923
hey now, he dipped his fingers in water, what more do you want? soap and a sink, la di daa mr rich man

[Anonymous No.10806988]

>>10806967
>video made by Indians about how Indians eat Indian food
>How is this acceptable in america in 21st century?
God you people are so fucking adorable.

[Anonymous No.10807003]

>>10806988
>falling for bait this obvious
holy shit dude are you blind? it's even got the "america" obsession meme angle tacked onto it and everything. sure it's juicy bait but youve got to learn not to bite or to meme back harder.

[Anonymous No.10807013]

>>10806694
>Implying Rick Stein isn't the best

[Anonymous No.10807027]

>>10806960
who says it's wrong?

maybe they just like the taste of egg and want to keep the flavour into their curry

[Anonymous No.10807041]

[Anonymous No.10807071]

Requesting the bbq one with all the different meat

[Anonymous No.10807104]

[Anonymous No.10807152]

>>10806217
I have seen this video 5 times now, it is boring, is it the same guy uplading this? post something else.

[Anonymous No.10807160]

>>10807152
>poor babby was forced to click a webm and watch it

[Anonymous No.10807177]

>>10807160
It is annoying that he keeps re-uploading the same videos. I am not a poor baby.

[Anonymous No.10807193]

What if moot made a sticky webm thread where no comments without unique webms attached were allowed?

[Anonymous No.10807197]

>>10807177
>poor babby doesnt like being called poor babby
also i agree though that guy has been posting it a lot, and usually will reply to him with the meme of "lol at the title" or some shit, terrible.

[Anonymous No.10807206]

>>10807193
Just adapt the robot 9000 filter to make it so the same image or comment can't be posted on the board for one week. You can still repost things just not fucking constantly.

[Anonymous No.10807224]

>>10807177
>poor babby has to briefly view a tiny image as they scroll through a thread on the internet

[Anonymous No.10807227]

>>10807193
why would google tell him to do that?

[Anonymous No.10807233]

>>10807152
faggot detected

[Anonymous No.10807281]

Here's a fresh one.

[Anonymous No.10807367]

>>10807281
i wonder how long it took humans to work out exactly what to do to in order to optimize cocaine production? like, i know natives used to chew on the coca leaves for energy but this is a whole lot more involved than just chewing it and keeping it in your lip.

[Anonymous No.10807371]

>>10806217
LOL EGGS LOL EGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS TWAT WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF THERE?? LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL EGG VIRGIN LOL EGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS EGGS EGGS EGGS
E
G
G
S
EGGEGGEGGEGGEGGGGGGSSSSSS LOL EGGS HOW??? HOW DOES HE EGGS??? LOL EGGS LET'S HAVE ANOTHER 300 REPLY THREAD WITH THE SAME 45 WEBMS POSTED LIKE LAST TIME LOL EGGS

[Anonymous No.10807470]

>>10807367
Distilling things to make them more potent has been around for a long time. But like any science it gets more sophisticated as time goes on.

[Anonymous No.10807500]

>>10807371
Autism

[Anonymous No.10807506]

>>10807371
He has to cook them all.

[Anonymous No.10807517]

>>10807371
eggs broke poor anon ;_;

[Anonymous No.10807585]

>>10806592
So it's like a scotch egg without the sausage?

[Anonymous No.10807613]

>>10806217
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WHAT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Anonymous No.10807638]

>>10806555
Out of all the things i've seen in these threads this seems like the most rational and normal thing outside of the egg sandwhiches...

[Anonymous No.10807663]

>>10807152
>post something else.
get fucked, egg-hater

[Anonymous No.10807671]

somebody has the webm of the instant ramen and doritos with a bunch of other repulsive shit on top of it

[Anonymous No.10807736]

[Anonymous No.10807760]

>>10807663
>sake
>mirin
>dashi

Do japanese people know other flavors? Don't they know (((we))) invented globalization years ago?

[Anonymous No.10807762]

>>10807736
>Not searing the fat

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[Anonymous No.10807790]

>>10806217
HOW EGGY LEAVE FORT WHEN MAN IS BROKEN!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.10807818]

>>10806884
I remember reading up on this. It's really fascinating.

>the reason they don't use utensils is because of how satan uses a fork and the fork is a symbol of the devil (or something)
>hey don't use urinals because witches inhabit them
>communal streets help people work toegther more

It's really fascinating, like I said.

[Anonymous No.10807923]

>>10807071
ah, a man of fine taste i see

[Anonymous No.10807962]

[Anonymous No.10807969]

[Anonymous No.10808001]

>>10807969
Something about these guys annoy me, but those burgers look pretty tasty.

[Anonymous No.10808024]

>>10808001
they're a cute gay couple, that's probably what bothers you you fucking homophobe

[Anonymous No.10808043]

>>10808024
Not the same guy, but what bothers me is that they're obviously very skilled but they still do the blandest food on Earth.

[Anonymous No.10808102]

>>10808043
well, that's not necessarily a bad thing now is it

[Anonymous No.10808110]

[Anonymous No.10808111]

>>10808102
No, but it still bothers me. It's like they're excel at teaching something nobody wants to learn.

[Anonymous No.10808117]

>>10807762
I like the raw fat. I also like rendered fat but sometimes i crave that creamy weird pure white

[Anonymous No.10808124]

>>10808111
>they're excel

i'm sure they have their audience

[Anonymous No.10808134]

>>10807762
Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.10808215]

>>10807470
>what appears to be gordon ramsey on a fucking cocaine farm
I need sauce of this

[Anonymous No.10808224]

>>10807962

[Anonymous No.10808225]

>>10807762
til its possible to be so drunk you cant even vomit properly

[Anonymous No.10808243]

>>10808024
I'm queer as fuck, though. Unless this is like an internalized homophobia thing?

[Anonymous No.10808250]

>>10808215
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=gordon+ramsay+cocaine

[Anonymous No.10808257]

>>10806167
Brits are garbage people

[Anonymous No.10808276]

>>10806614
OH SNAP!

[Anonymous No.10808432]

>>10806217
Step aside fuccboi

[Anonymous No.10808449]

>>10807969
>Cheese on the bottom bun
Such disgusting degeneracy

[Anonymous No.10808542]

>>10807663
it got worse and worse and then just when I thought I'd made it through they cut it lengthways

[Anonymous No.10808572]

>>10806642
I bet that's real good

[Anonymous No.10808580]

>>10807367
In case you didn't know, 'jaggery' is palm sugar.

[Anonymous No.10808597]

>>10807969
>sliders
>it's a regular sized buger

[Anonymous No.10808638]

>>10807367
all it took was modern chemistry

[Anonymous No.10808646]

>>10806498
so do all egg fort kings hate cameras?

[Anonymous No.10808726]

>>10806578
>Flyover

OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.10808876]

>>10807152
Only 5 times?

[Anonymous No.10808910]

>>10808646
cameras are their natural enemy

[Anonymous No.10808927]

>>10807962
No more bananas for me ever again.

[Anonymous No.10808947]

>>10806742
Does anyone know what episode this is from?

[Anonymous No.10808953]

>I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THE THREAD AND I HAD TO LOOK AT THAT WEBM AGAIN
WHY IS LIFE SO HARD

[Anonymous No.10808970]

>>10807962

This is what they were referring to in that "Day light come and me wanna go home" song. The line:

"Hide the deadly black tarantula"

[Anonymous No.10808983]

>>10806524
I have some embarrassing gluttonous days in my past, and I would not touch this. That just looks fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.10808988]

>>10808449
god i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.10809005]

>>10808983
It's just some butter bro.

[Anonymous No.10809027]

>>10809005
Jack dagnals

[Anonymous No.10809050]

>>10809005
Do you think they used jack daniels so much because they thought it was good or because it's cheap whiskey?

[Anonymous No.10809061]

>>10808542
>incel is triggered by completely innocuous omelette-making
>but not by the retarded presentation on-a-stick
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10809116]

>>10809050
Jack Daniels is pricey, my dude. It's just the Coke of whiskey.

[Anonymous No.10809121]

>>10809116
It's mid tier in cost and low tier in taste.

[Anonymous No.10809130]

>>10809005
now that's how you bulk

[Anonymous No.10809150]

>>10809061
Not gonna lie the idea of putting that ontop of a beef patty instead would be pretty legit.

[Anonymous No.10809211]

>>10809150
Go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.10809243]

>>10809121
new to whiskey; mind recommending me a decent brand that won't break the bank here in burgerland?

[Anonymous No.10809261]

>>10809243
Either Makers Mark or Bulleit are solid safe whiskeys that are affordable.

[Anonymous No.10809305]

>>10809243
I recommend Bulleit. Holy shit is that some delicious cheap whiskey. Don't buy Makers Mark. No one should buy a burboun from a Japanese owned company

[Anonymous No.10809328]

>>10809261
>>10809305
ty lads cheers

[Anonymous No.10809338]

>>10809305
The Japs may have done a lot wrong but they make some outstanding whiskey. Hibiki is one of my go to drinks.

[Anonymous No.10809342]

>>10809261
>tfw no cute Asian grill freind to shoot cheap whiskey with

[Anonymous No.10809365]

>>10809211
>Getting mad about japs being outdone
lol k

[Anonymous No.10809383]

[Anonymous No.10809389]

>>10809383
Does jack make his own canned food?

[Anonymous No.10809503]

>>10807104
Wow, that's pretty neat. Is that a homebuilt thing or can you buy those?

[Anonymous No.10809509]

>>10806167
gordon's are way better.

[Anonymous No.10809528]

>>10807104
This tenderizes the chicken.

[Anonymous No.10809557]

>>10806217
How does he get outta there? What's the deal?

[Anonymous No.10809565]

>>10809557
The deal is he you pick the eggs, he makes em.

[Anonymous No.10809590]

>>10806524
I'd unironically eat the fuck out of this. I'm pretty sure id be sick and regret it right after though.

[Anonymous No.10809605]

>>10806914
>>10806928
>>10806967
>>10806988

Its obviously satire/played up for clickbait. Most of the upper class in India use utensils, and those that don't aren't nearly this disgusting/brutish about eating. It would be considered incredibly disrespectful, to both the food and the people around you. As a rule of thumb, you shouldn't allow the food to ever pass the second joint of your fingers.

[Anonymous No.10809650]

>>10809328
I did this yesterday and I got food all over the back of my stove, on the floor, and myself. 1/10 would not bang.

[Anonymous No.10809692]

>>10809605

I went to my Indian friend's house once and his mom asked me, "do you mind if I eat with my hands?" before we ate. thought it was odd she asked me. like what am I gonna say? I guess it was just a way to give me a heads up. both parents wealthy doctors btw.

[Anonymous No.10809719]

>>10809692

should have said do you mind if i eat like a rabid animal too you filthy piece of shit

[Anonymous No.10809726]

>>10806642
Does he need to eat all the eggs?

[Anonymous No.10809729]

>>10809692
>thought it was odd she asked me. like what am I gonna say?
I think she was just trying to be polite, or likely has had someone offended by it/told her not it wasn't okay in the past.

On a related note, I find it funny that my indian parents prefer to eat indian food with their hands, but use a fork and knife for most American dishes, including pizza.

[Anonymous No.10809748]

>>10806524
id rather eat a burger and have several beers instead of one butter burger

[Anonymous No.10809752]

>>10809719
Wouldn't a rabid animal go in directly with its mouth?

[Anonymous No.10809819]

>>10809027
ALL THIS MEAT!

[Anonymous No.10809839]

>>10807104
>how it feels to chew 5Gum

[Anonymous No.10809870]

>>10807923
where is this place

[Anonymous No.10809885]

>tfw no knife skills

[Anonymous No.10809886]

>>10808432
this guy is hardly king since he has no fort, but his sandwich looks a lot better

[Anonymous No.10809889]

>>10809885

goddamnit wrong webm. RIP me.

[Anonymous No.10809895]

>>10809885
Doing things like this gives you power over other people. It's why I do Ass Pennies every week.

[Anonymous No.10809899]

>>10809719

yeah dude I totally should have said that.

[Anonymous No.10809926]

>>10808449
This isn't food you stupid fucks.
they are just fertilizing the eggs

[Anonymous No.10809941]

>>10809926
>eggs aren't food

[Anonymous No.10809956]

>>10809941
Those eggs are not going to be eaten you dense dumbass
They'll hatch into more fish that yes, will probably be food. If they were meant to be caviar then they wouldn't have made that fish jizz all over the eggs

[Anonymous No.10809994]

Does anyone have the webm of the woman who cuts the garlic with a machete awfully?

[Anonymous No.10810001]

>>10809889
This was the right webm, anon.

[Anonymous No.10810070]

>>10807104
>fidchick spinner

[Anonymous No.10810110]

>>10809726
no but his scared and confused Filipino wife he bought online does

[Anonymous No.10810132]

>>10809895

Elevator got stuck and caught fire, he didn't make it.

[Anonymous No.10810185]

>>10806167
Sorry OP. Those are some trash fish and chips.

[Anonymous No.10810232]

>>10806283
Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.10810274]

>>10810132

is this true? story?

[Anonymous No.10810312]

>>10808953
lmao

[Anonymous No.10810470]

>>10807177
>i am not a poor baby
I lost

[Anonymous No.10810475]

>>10807762
>this video is the only 60fps video ITT thus far
>this fucking video
based

[Anonymous No.10810476]

>>10808110
The sandwich cuck

[Anonymous No.10810485]

[Anonymous No.10810510]

>>10807760
pretty sure Mathew Perry told them.

[Anonymous No.10810524]

>>10806196
that looks great, its cooked through enough and still super juicy
theres nothing worse than a dry chicken thigh

[Anonymous No.10810525]

>>10806391
>Here's your apple
>That'll be $45
Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.10810540]

>>10808947
that's zsalynn

[Anonymous No.10810542]

>>10806900
she's a pastry chef that has never tempered chocolate lol

[Anonymous No.10810553]

>>10808449
Quarter Pounders have cheese on the bottom bun

[Anonymous No.10810558]

>>10808225
in what way is she not vomiting properly? i mean, other than not doing it in a bowl/toilet

[Anonymous No.10810560]

>>10810485
Wow, this is incredible. I was watching some YouTube channel about buying the most expensive drinks and rating them, but I saw nothing this flashy.

[Anonymous No.10810562]

>>10809050
Jack Daniels tastes like shit imo but it's definitely not cheap.

[Anonymous No.10810563]

>>10809719
this

[Anonymous No.10810571]

>>10807281
wtf is this? doodoo?

[Anonymous No.10810581]

>>10807923
fuck me

[Anonymous No.10810582]

>>10810560
is this that flashy? looks like a pretty typical display for a craft cocktail bar

[Anonymous No.10810618]

>>10806766
they pick up the flavour on the outside, which is enough. they usually get bashed up a bit during the process too.

[Anonymous No.10810643]

>>10806167
Despite all this the local chippy probably tastes better

[Anonymous No.10810649]

>>10807177
>I am not a poor baby
kek

[Anonymous No.10810653]

>>10806694

Looks like Egg Molee

[Anonymous No.10810657]

>>10809050
Jack Daniels is relatively expensive because it spends more on marketing and brand recognition than it does on producing a decent product. Chances are that they were funded to use it, and were given the booze itself for free.

[Anonymous No.10810660]

>>10810485
Uhh, thanks. Can I have my drink now?

[Anonymous No.10810661]

>>10809261
I like the girl in the black and white top. She tries a little too hard to be funny so I probably wouldn't want to be romantic with her, but I think she would be fun to hang out with sometimes.

[Anonymous No.10810665]

>>10806900
Pot meet kettle

[Anonymous No.10810667]

>>10810510
That name sounds like one of the actors from Friends. I'm going to look it up after posting this because I don't mind being an idiot.

[Anonymous No.10810669]

>>10810665
Fucking black on black violence, am I right?

[Anonymous No.10810681]

>>10810657
>Chances are that they were funded to use it, and were given the booze itself for free.
Doubt they were funded to use it but almost certainly given it for free. If you're making any movie or have a youtube with an established audience companies will be willing to give you shitloads of their product for free on the stipulation you show the label/product clearly at some point.
I worked on an independent movie where the producer had a massive a room half full of redbull 24 can packs in his house and apparently they had asked redbull for some funding it exchange for product placement but redbull instead just offered to give them enough redbull to cover the shoot on the proviso that a character be shown drinking redbull at some point.

[Anonymous No.10810696]

>>10807736
why is the fat yellow?

[Anonymous No.10810709]

>>10810696
It's Chinese.

[Anonymous No.10810735]

>>10810709
Huh?

[Anonymous No.10810859]

>>10809885
thats pretty based lol

[Anonymous No.10810869]

Why isn't sound enabled on all boards? What is the point?

[Anonymous No.10810875]

>>10806805
If you don't think she's at least a little bit QT then you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.10810884]

>>10806338
BASED FILENAME POSTER

[Anonymous No.10810886]

>>10808432
I love his one handed technique, and the way he slams the knife down

[Anonymous No.10810917]

>>10807818
It was just like you said, it was fascinating.

[Anonymous No.10810919]

>>10810869
You must be new. The amount of screamers that would be posted would teach you soon why there's no sound.

[Anonymous No.10810927]

>>10810919
I'm not new. I mean, they could just post screamers in /gif/ and /wsg/ but I don't even see them that often.

[Anonymous No.10810929]

>>10810660
>i-it's so impractical, why doesnt he just pour the drink right away?
Poor wagie, you'll never experience this kind of magic in your life.

[Anonymous No.10810933]

>>10807041
this onahole is possessed

[Anonymous No.10811034]

>>10810560

[Anonymous No.10811057]

>>10807281
For those of you who don't know what's going on here, this is a method of producing an unrefined cane sugar. The sugar cane is juiced through a strainer into a distillation vat and heated to a reduced volume. Calcium hydroxide is added to precipitate wood particles to the surface, which are strained off throughout the process. As it cools it solidifies into malleable solids.

[Anonymous No.10811059]

>>10810571
the brown man's brown sugar

[Anonymous No.10811071]

>>10807371
Is this proof that Autism is contagious? I mean, stick any sane person among a bunch of autists for long enough and they'll just go mental. It's almost inevitable.

[Anonymous No.10811075]

>>10811071
Sometimes to fight the autism you must become the autism.

[Anonymous No.10811077]

>>10810485
>17 steps for three ingredients
nope

[Anonymous No.10811092]

>>10809383
What does that web address say on that can? cave food?

[Anonymous No.10811111]

>>10811034
never heard of some of those herbs and spices let alone drink them from a tincture

[Anonymous No.10811146]

>>10811034
>1:22

[Anonymous No.10811154]

>>10811111
This is why you are not the world's greatest bartender.

[Anonymous No.10811272]

>>10811092
Survival cave, it's one of those prepper exploiters.

[Anonymous No.10811278]

>>10811034
the one thing I like about japs is how they can all get together and agree on one dude being the best at his thing in the entire nation. Best sushi chef? Jiro. Best bartender? This guy. Best anime drawer? They probably have someone for that too. Where as in america there would be constant shit flinging and nashing of teeth with everyone demanding their favorite one is best and we wind up with a list on better homes and gardens.com of like 1000 different crappy guys with no one left out in case a grown man might get their feelings hurt.

[Anonymous No.10811646]

>>10810929
I have, it's not that special. They get utterly indignant if you aren't amazed by their "Hard Work".

[Anonymous No.10811651]

>>10809150
egg on a burger isn't a new thing. usually it's just fried. i like having the runny yolk mix with the beef.

[Anonymous No.10811662]

>>10809305
>>10809305
bulleit isn't cheap though. also, it's a bit rough for a bourbon, and not for a weak palette. if you want a $20 bourbon, go either with four roses yellow or buffalo trace. and if you want to step up from there, four roses small batch and single barrel are both amazing examples of bourbon.

[Anonymous No.10811679]

>>10811278
no one got together and agreed that he is the best bartender in japan. some pretentious youtube channel just went ahead and called him that and they're probably not even japanese.

[Anonymous No.10811680]

>>10810274
>>10810132
with it being china, i wouldn't be the least bit surprised that a little bit of piss causes an elevator to malfunction. i'm willing to bet that their safety reports are listed in percentages as opposed to hard numbers.

[Anonymous No.10811733]

>>10810542
oh god you fuckin lie lol
that's as bad as not knowing how to brulee.

[Anonymous No.10811739]

>>10807152
>5 times
Step it up. I've seen it hundreds of times.

[Anonymous No.10811825]

Need that german TV soap fat woman making unholy food

[Anonymous No.10811838]

thanks for a decent thread

[Anonymous No.10811875]

>>10807923
reddit food

[Anonymous No.10811927]

>>10806196
Mmm medium rare chicken. My favorite

[Anonymous No.10811945]

>>10806936
implying Indians get any pusay

[Anonymous No.10811957]

>>10810485
>250 dorra prus tip whitu piggu

[Anonymous No.10811967]

>>10810485
i fucking hate alckies
you fucks are so tired of the same shit taste of alcohol that you need theatrics and special ingredients just so you dont kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.10811978]

>>10810475
24 fps or nothing
24 fps for life

[Anonymous No.10811980]

>>10806167
Source?

[Anonymous No.10811988]

>>10806217
If this nigga got a nickle for ever time his webm was viewed. He'd never have to cook eggs again

[Anonymous No.10811989]

>>10811034
>callaway
fucken japs

Good shaking action though

[Anonymous No.10811991]

>>10806217
What's the shit the guy in the front eating?

[Anonymous No.10812005]

>>10806592
Fucker show us the results

[Anonymous No.10812008]

>>10811980
Fish and chips was invented in bridun by bridish lardasses

[Anonymous No.10812010]

>>10806742
Right there she drinks more calories than I eat in an entire day

[Anonymous No.10812012]

>>10812005
The result is a scotch egg

[Anonymous No.10812011]

>>10806805
I watched the one where they tried to "remake" a twinkie. Was so disappointed I never watched another video from them.

[Anonymous No.10812023]

>>10810696
Because it wasn't cooked

[Anonymous No.10812025]

>>10811875
Go watch more jack videos kiddo

[Anonymous No.10812031]

>>10806642
Nobody in Bengal uses coconut milk. This dude is a hack.

[Anonymous No.10812040]

>>10808449
When the camera pans to the left you can see it in the fish's face. "MY BABIES! D:"

[Anonymous No.10812043]

>>10806884
Lassi is disgusting its just runny yogurt also sounds like that dog i'm not drinking no dog liquid

[Anonymous No.10812083]

>>10809061
For some reason, my brain pretended that this was some sort of alien egg being cut open. It was strange

[Anonymous No.10812121]

>>10806524
>would you like some beef with your butter, sir?

[Anonymous No.10812134]

>>10808580
No it isn't. Also the good is literally being shorn made from cane. Jaggery is unrefined sugar.

[Anonymous No.10812145]

>>10806498
I want an egg fortress :(

[Anonymous No.10812163]

>>10806391
"I would like a single plum suspended in a bowler hat filled with perfume" = contemporary dining.

[Anonymous No.10812449]

>>10807923
I love you so much!

[Anonymous No.10812506]

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[Anonymous No.10812527]

[Anonymous No.10812535]

Webms? Nah. Let's talk about weed instead.

[Anonymous No.10812536]

[Anonymous No.10812545]

[Anonymous No.10812548]

>>10812527
Neat.

[Anonymous No.10812559]

[Anonymous No.10812697]

[Anonymous No.10812714]

>>10810485

[Anonymous No.10812724]

>>10812697
I wish I was Italian

[Anonymous No.10812732]

>>10810553
why would you make such a stupid post?

[Anonymous No.10812746]

>>10812724
just learn italian and move there you dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.10812769]

>>10812714
I thank god every day that I was not born Japanese

[Anonymous No.10812777]

>>10807923
Why is the sausage thing at 0:32 so infuriating? JUST PUT IT IN THE DISH.

[Anonymous No.10812782]

>>10812506
That's really neat. Good job, snobs.

[Anonymous No.10812828]

>>10812777
you're autistic

[Anonymous No.10812868]

>>10809261
>Beer from convenience stores taste the best
Bros I think I just fell in love

[Anonymous No.10812876]

>>10812828
Very original.

[Anonymous No.10812912]

>>10809885
>He gets it up to the 25th floor
Kek and he gets to sit in his own urine stench until someone comes to get him or the power comes back on which considering it's China might be awhile

[Anonymous No.10812921]

>>10812697
looks tasty but what is it?

[Free old art. No.10812925]

>>10812527
>>10807104

[Anonymous No.10812936]

[Anonymous No.10812941]

>>10812921
Sicilian sub?

[Anonymous No.10812953]

>>10812163

[Anonymous No.10812988]

>>10812953
Just realized none of my webms posted

[Anonymous No.10813015]

>>10807371
cringe

[Anonymous No.10813032]

>>10809150
They have that in Hawaii, its called a loco moco.

[Anonymous No.10813061]

>>10812010
amazing isn't it?
and she was probably surprised at one time or another how she was turning in to a fat smelly cow.

[Anonymous No.10813064]

>>10812697
looks fucking delicious and so refreshing

[Anonymous No.10813110]

>>10812697
Do they throw away that bread or make bread pudding with it?

[Anonymous No.10813118]

>>10812697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zswRwwB3iyk

[Anonymous No.10813138]

>>10812697
FULL VID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOQGu42reWE

[Anonymous No.10813152]

>>10812697
>>10813138
god damn that is an intense flavour packed sandwich

[Anonymous No.10813189]

>>10807371

[Anonymous No.10813190]

>>10812697
>eating bread

[Anonymous No.10813197]

>>10813152
half of that roll is a large meal

[Anonymous No.10813207]

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[Anonymous No.10813281]

>>10808970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-9h1pjTP74

[Anonymous No.10813352]

>>10810524
it's almost impossible to dry out a chicken thigh

[Anonymous No.10813363]

>>10813352
it's quite easy to overcook it though

[Anonymous No.10813381]

>>10806391
A fucking apple

[Anonymous No.10813383]

[Anonymous No.10813404]

>>10813363
maybe if you're jack

[Anonymous No.10813414]

>>10813404
>implying ja/ck/'s ever cooked a single piece of meat all the way through in his entire life
Mmmmmmmmmm nice and juicy

[Anonymous No.10813429]

>>10808110
I like the loop of this where the guy keeps pulling out new sandwiches and a new identical guy keeps stealing them, sounds like a greek punishment

[Anonymous No.10813518]

>>10813383

[Anonymous No.10813672]

>>10811991
gonna go out on a limb and say it's an egg

[Anonymous No.10813690]

>>10807969
from 1:22 till end
>bro i wonder what your dick or butt tastes like
slomo for more laughts

[Anonymous No.10813760]

>>10813429

[Anonymous No.10813863]

>>10811034
>That amount of effort and time for such a little drink
Why are the Japanese like this?

[Anonymous No.10813919]

>>10812545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJwyjWpP4XA

[Anonymous No.10813939]

>>10812043
>i'm not drinking no dog liquid
I just want you to know I appreciate the mild chuckle this gave me.

[Anonymous No.10813940]

>>10813760
>letting a s0oyboy take your sandwich

[Anonymous No.10813949]

>>10812714
Step aside human.

[Anonymous No.10814006]

>>10813863
Generations of autism

[Anonymous No.10814099]

>>10807104
"How to rupture the digestive tract and ruin the meat"

[Anonymous No.10814158]

>>10814099
It's dead mate, I don't think it's doing any more digesting.

[Anonymous No.10814436]

>>10812520
I fucking love German engineering.

[Anonymous No.10814515]

>>10809005
>>10809050

They should be using green label Jack.

[Anonymous No.10814517]

>>10806217
HAO DOZ?!

[Anonymous No.10814525]

>>10806283
kys Claire is a qt and I and most other anons here would be lucky to get a girl half as decent as her.

[Anonymous No.10814536]

>>10806217
How does he break out of there without getting any eggs?

[Anonymous No.10814554]

>>10807762
what porn is this from?

[Anonymous No.10814631]

>>10814554
just google brunette puking porn

[Anonymous No.10814748]

>>10813138
fug, i was just at the italian supermarket and i didn't get any meat. i did get some fresh gnocchi and strozza pretti (one of my favorites), a couple cannolis and some parmigiano reggiano. could have got some prociutto di parma and some fresh bread, but i was trying not to spend a ton of money, which i can easily do there.

[Anonymous No.10814906]

>>10806884
How the fuck are Indians not dying of e. coli?

[Anonymous No.10815187]

>>10809605
Internet poo defense is pathetic lol