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God tier:
>linguine
Good tier:
>ravioli, spaghetti, macaroni
Bad Tier:
>fettuccine, angel hair
Inedible Tier:
>penne
Am I missing anything?

>> No.10805612

O fuck I meant to post on /ck/
plz delete

>> No.10805613

fusilli maximizes surface area and therefore taste you pleb

>> No.10805614

>>10805611
>thinking that there is bad pasta

you damned bloody idiot

>> No.10805615

>>10805611
It depends on the sauce you absolute barbarian. There is no inherently bad shape for pasta.

>> No.10805616

>>10805611
Penne is objectively the best pasta.

>> No.10805617

>>10805611
>forgot capellini

Pleb

>> No.10805618
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>>10805611
should be all of them under God tier
except these little shits
they can't be any good, I mean, it's got fag right in the name

>> No.10805619

>>10805618
That means pasta and beans

>> No.10805620

God tier:
>linguine
>fettuccine
>spaghetti
Good tier:
>ravioli
>angel hair
Bad tier:
>tortellini
Inedible tier:
>penne
>any asian noodle

>> No.10805621

>>10805620
Forgot to add macaroni to bad tier and shells to good tier

>> No.10805622

>>10805611
best tier:
Pelmeni

>> No.10805623

>>10805620
>any asian noodle
t. Guido D'Angelloantonioni

>> No.10805624

>>10805615
This is the true patrician answer

>> No.10805625

>>10805622
Mmm those look good

>> No.10805626

>includes ravioli
>doesn't include rotini
what the fuck, pal?

>> No.10805627

>>10805615
>There is no inherently bad shape for pasta
Penne is bad no matter what sauce

>> No.10805628

Pasta is for fat fucks

>> No.10805629

>>10805627
Penne is fucking GOD tier for a creamy sauce with spinach and ham, neck yourself

>> No.10805630

>>10805627
Go eat some macaroni you absolute pleb

>> No.10805631

>he doesn't eat wholewheat pasta

>> No.10805632
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10805632

What's your favorite pizza to eat while watching a movie, /tv/?
I like prosciutto with a dash of oregano and fresh garlic.

>> No.10805633

>>10805632
Fuck off pizzafag, this is a pasta thread

>> No.10805634

>>10805611
What about farfalle

>> No.10805635

>>10805630
>>10805629
I don't like macaroni, but it's better than eating ravioli which is literally pasta that's just an empty tube. Fuck off with your sauce meme, yes sauce matters, but it will never save a shit pasta like ravioli.

>> No.10805636

>>10805631
Choke on a kale smoothie full of dicks you stupid fuck, whole wheat pasta in an abomination

>> No.10805637

>>10805614
I've seen plenty bad pasta on 4chan.

>> No.10805638

>>10805635
>ravioli
retard alert

>> No.10805639

Have none of you fags heard of bucatini?

>> No.10805640
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10805640

Shit tier:
>All of them because they all constipate me

>> No.10805641

>>10805639
total meme pasta

>> No.10805642

>>10805635
You're absolutely correct aside from the dumbass mistake of mixing up ravioli for penne.

>> No.10805643

>>10805611
Lol do you even cook?

>> No.10805644

What do you fags have against angel hair

>> No.10805645

>>10805631
enjoy your phytic acids retard

>> No.10805646

>eating pasta

>> No.10805647

>>10805645
>his stomoach is so used to processed products he can't enjoy natural food.

>> No.10805648
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>>10805633
Shhhh, it's OK,
Pasta is good, but everyone knows pizza is superior.

>> No.10805649

>>10805611
How is linguine god tier and fettuccine bad tier when they are literally the same?

>> No.10805650

>>10805647
I dont even know how to respond to something so stupid, whole wheat flour isn't even "natural"

>> No.10805651

>>10805650
>whole wheat flour
>literally throwing the entire grain into a grinder
>somehow less healthy than getting rid of 90% of the grain

>> No.10805652

>>10805651
>too stupid to understand things so I just make retarded premises up
you can't eat 100% of it without preparation you retard

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>>10805611
A ton. Mostly the short variations come in lots of different styles, and we (Italy obviously) have also an infinity of regional types, all of which have their specifi use cases for different sauces and shit.

Also
>macaroni

>> No.10805654

>>10805623
He's right, filthy ricenigger.

>> No.10805666

Fusilli and penne are the only ones worth buying because sauce gets 'in'. Fuck the others unless you're a peasant.

>> No.10806143

Angel hair is the best pasta. It's so underrated.

>> No.10806255

Who here /rigatoni/?

>> No.10806320

>>10805614
bowties fucking suck... thats about it

>> No.10806349

>>10805611
PENNE MEANS PENIS IN ITALIAN

>> No.10808321

>>10806349
No, it's named from the big bird feather 'penne' and 'pen' itself is derived from the Latin penna, meaning feather.

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>>10805611
Lasagna

>> No.10809017
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>>10805611
I prefer a penne. Easy to eat.

>> No.10809507

>>10808321
I see that you also read the domino's box

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>>10805611
>no orecchiette
unforgivable

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>>10805611
>cook pretty much anything with enough mince/tomato/cheese/any kind of 'mixed herbs/literally tree bark.
>Add well cooked pasta.
Mfw this tastes good, so fucking surprised wtf??!!
It's not hard to make great pasta faggots, I make it better than store bought for 1/5 the price at home. Plus I get leftovers for another day.
Why are you all such a bunch of fucking faggots?

>> No.10810840

>ctrl-f
>no puttanesca
dissapointing

>> No.10810842

>>10805612
Huh?

>> No.10810848

>>10805611
yes, common sense and loads of different pastas

>> No.10810856

>>10805611
It's all flour with water, except the specific egg noodles. Does it really matter?

>> No.10810887

>>10810840
OMG you're watching binging with babish too ???
high five!

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>>10805653
mfw

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>>10805611
>ask for rigatoni
>mom buys ziti

>> No.10810997

>>10805611
You missed the faggot tier:
>op

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>>10805611
>ranking noodles
>on my fast food board

>> No.10811009

>>10805611
it's all pasta
you ape

how can one be "god" and another be "inedible"

it's the same shit

texture and shape of something shouldn't account for that much of a difference in palatability

>> No.10811101

>>10811009
>how can one be "god" and another be "inedible"
Classic 4chins hyperbole.

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10811110

Supreme elder god of gods tier:
>Farfalle

>> No.10811184

>>10811110

No U!
>>10805675