/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10802182]

Do you have any "guilty pleasure" foods, anon?

Shit that you'd be normally embarrassed to be seen eating, or shit you wouldn't eat unless you were piss drunk.

[Anonymous No.10802188]

>>10802182
McDoubles

[Anonymous No.10802196]

Peanut butter out of the jar.

I get a big bowl of Frosted Flakes, take a spoonful of peanut butter, dip it in the cereal, and eat it. I can eat like a quarter of the jar this way at a time.

[Anonymous No.10802292]

>>10802196

I just realized I was opening myself up to weird food combos.

I know this is a meme, but I honestly like ketchup on steak. At least for cheap-cuts.

[Anonymous No.10802305]

>>10802292
>Ketchup
>On anything
Anon.......

[Anonymous No.10802333]

>>10802305

>implying

Meatloaf
Omelettes
Roasted Chicken

all top-tier ketchup foods

[Anonymous No.10802348]

Whataburger honey butter chicken biscuit with hash browns and orange juice. If I'm drunk enough I'll get two.

[Anonymous No.10802458]

>>10802348

that looks like shit, and I want to try it

[Anonymous No.10802477]

>>10802182

No. If I want to eat something, then I eat it. I refuse to feel guilt about it or perpetuate that faggot worldview that equates self-denial and suffering with "success" just because a food is tasteless shit, it does not make it automatically healthy.

I can eat anything dripping with fat, sugars and carbs, I just known I will have to burn the extra calories. Plus if you know how to cook most of the stuff you make will not only be amazing but also healthy.

[Anonymous No.10802496]

>>10802182
Anything that frozen and needs to be nuked for 2 minutes. I usually eat better than that. Being a drunk isn't always great.

[Anonymous No.10802538]

>>10802348
>>10802458
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? HBCB ain’t nothin’ to fuck wit. I’ll eat three sober and I’m not even remotely fat.
That being said, mine are:
Literally anything else from whataburger
Eight scrambled eggs w/ equal parts toast (classic drunk cookup)
Sarku with double meat/ extra sauce
Two mcgangbangs or four McDoubles

Pretty much any fast food honestly, if I’m drunk enough I just go balls deep on the dollar menu and get home and eat in shame until I physically can’t anymore.

[Anonymous No.10802558]

>>10802538
Oh shit, and just as far as shit I won’t eat in front of other people- circle k hotdogs. I’ve actually been stopped from purchasing them by an employee because he saw me getting them and said “woah dude, I wouldn’t do that. I’ve been working for seven hours and those haven’t moved”.
I fucking love them though, cheddarwurst sausage is fuckinh bomb, I get two and eat them in my car usually. It helps that the place is 24/7 so I can go at 3:30 when I’m baked/hungry and bored out of my mind.

[Anonymous No.10802648]

>>10802182
Rice with ketchup and eggs, go ahead and sue me faggots

[Anonymous No.10802692]

>>10802648

just mix that up and you basically got om rice, baby

[Anonymous No.10803122]

>>10802182
>embarrassed to be seen eating
no because I'm not a fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.10803123]

>>10803122

I like to present myself always as a gentleman, and I'd hate for some fair maiden to eat some uncouth food like a common street urchin.

[Anonymous No.10803125]

All food is my guilty please food becuase I always eat too much and I'm fat as fuck

[Anonymous No.10803177]

nah food is good

[Anonymous No.10803189]

I make a shitty taco salad.

I fry up ground beef to make as taco meat, add it to a bowl, layer with fritos, add in shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes, diced onions, shredded cheese, hot sauce, and salsa and minx.

It is so good but I never would eat it in the company of other people.

[Anonymous No.10803198]

I like adding honey corn to literally any savory dish I have. Literally one cup of roasted corn cut from the cob and mixed with a tablespoon of honey and a pinch of cayenne with despired amount spooned over the protein like a chunky salsa.

[Anonymous No.10803203]

>>10802333
You’re fucking retarded. Don’t post ever again. Faggot

[Anonymous No.10803229]

>>10803203

You don't eat meatloaf with ketchup? Or are you just objecting to ketchup in general?

Either way, you unironically have shit tastes.

[Anonymous No.10803254]

>>10803229
I eat meatloaf with gravy. I don’t eat ketchup, because I’m not 5.
>hurr you’re a tastelet because you don’t cover everything you eat in the same sugary sauce so everything you eat tastes the same
Even bottoms think you’re a faggot.

[Anonymous No.10803261]

>>10803254

You seem to be projecting just a bit. Just a tad.

[Anonymous No.10803265]

>>10802182

Uncle bens mexican rice, cream cheese, chicken either chunks of roasted or crumbed goujons, 4 leaf mix, hot sauce, crumpled up crisps to add for crunch.

Idk why. I was high asf, mixed that shit up... haven't looked back. Even eat it sober now, shit is good.

[Anonymous No.10803279]

>>10803123
good point, I'll change my answer to this

[Anonymous No.10803286]

>>10803265

I used to get high and eat canned soup out of the can.

I tried it sober and it was fucking gross, never did it again.

[Anonymous No.10803288]

>>10803261
Only liberal faggots with absolutely no argument say someone else is projecting. I bet you would stay with a girl after she cheated on you...

[Anonymous No.10803302]

>>10803288

What fucking argument? That taste is subjective and you're projecting your own sexual insecurity onto a stranger on the basis on how they eat fucking meatloaf?

[Anonymous No.10803323]

>>10803302
Why would I be insecure about my sexuality? I fuck whoever I want. If I want to fuck a dude I will. I have before, and the fact they looked like girls didn’t make it any less gay. That’s what I like, and it’s ok, because I’m not a bottom, and no one likes bottoms, and even bottoms are more respectable than people who defend putting ketchup on everything.

[Anonymous No.10803332]

>>10803323
Fun fact: It was less gay to suck cock than it was to eat pussy during the age of the Romans.
Submission is for fags and eating out a woman was the ultimate sign of it. You could literally beg for dicks in your mouth and be manlier than the fag who munches muff. Even an oyster slurping faggot like that is better than anyone who likes ketchup on anything though.

[Anonymous No.10803337]

am I witnessing some kind of truck stop bathroom exchange here?

[Anonymous No.10803344]

>>10803323
>>10803288
>>10803302

And the rest cbf scrolling up

Ur all tiny cocked cucks to the rest of us. Seriously y'all are some insecure cunts, for real.

[Anonymous No.10803354]

>>10803344
>for real
No diggity home slice. I wonder if your grandpa still eats your grandmas pussy...

[Anonymous No.10803377]

>>10803354

Great come back. False, terrible.

Look at me, I'm a fat ugly cuck who's only social interaction comes from the internet forums where I act like a badass, convince myself I'm hardcore, then use the tit sweat i scoop from under my moobs to jerk my tiny 2 inch angrily while I look at loli porn or porn that degrades women and tell myself I'm the king.

You are fucking cancer.

[Anonymous No.10803385]

>>10803377
hey man there's nothing wrong with lolis.
by the way the new comic lo came out and it's the best one yet

[Anonymous No.10803399]

>>10803385

[Anonymous No.10803402]

>>10803332
You really sound like a closet homosexual man, putting aside your intolerance to sugary sauces.

[Anonymous No.10803481]

>>10802182
used to eat them by the cans

[Anonymous No.10803489]

>>10803377
I’m not into loli porn. I’m also not fat. /fit/ has been my primary board for the last 6 years. I use this place as an extended /fph/ thread.

It’s amusing you would call a guy who doesn’t eat ketchup the cancer instead of the guy who eats it on everything. For you it really is the mcchicken...

[Anonymous No.10803511]

Milk toast.
4 pieces of toast
Milk
Cinnamon
Sugar
Bowl
Microwave

Acquire toast from toast bag
Cut toast into bite size squares
Set aside
Place milk in bowl
Add sugar and cinnamon to taste
Heat milk till in microwave desired temperature
Add toast to bowl

Eat the milk toast.

[Anonymous No.10804045]

>>10802182
Hot dog with chicken salad as the topping.
It sounds wrong and it is but it tastes good.

[Anonymous No.10804071]

>>10802348
>>10802538
>Whataburger
My niggas

[Anonymous No.10804093]

>>10803511
poorfag's cinnamon toast crunch?

[Anonymous No.10804137]

>>10802182
Is that a Coney Dog from the Midwest? I get that as a guilty pleasure. Same with pic related. A lot of the more trashy foods I grew up with I don't eat anymore, and I don't miss one bit. But hot dogs in myriad forms still attract me. Don't know why. Wasn't the biggest fan of them growing up, but they're the one trashy food I still pine for and have to indulge in every now and then.

[Anonymous No.10804187]

>>10802348
god tier.

[Anonymous No.10804219]

>>10804137

Detroit style, made with a koegel of course.

[Anonymous No.10804224]

>>10804219
Nice. Not so much of a fan of your pizza, but love your Coneys. Have been and have enjoyed.

[Anonymous No.10804226]

>>10802182
Toast that bun, you mongrel.

[Anonymous No.10804228]

>>10802196
I do this with raisins if I don't have any celery.
>>10802305
>ketchup hipster bandwagoneer
Unironically Bourdain yourself.

[Anonymous No.10804229]

>>10804224

Detroit style isn't bad, corners are kino eats. It's the closet I come to deep dish.

[Anonymous No.10804231]

>>10802182
lazy chirashi bowl.

smoked salmon, vinegared rice, dash of wasabi soy sauce, all in a big ass bowl eaten with a large metal spoon.

[Anonymous No.10804272]

>>10802182

[Anonymous No.10804284]

>>10803288
I voted for Trump and I'm accepting of gays, but you're a faggot, faggot.

[Anonymous No.10804334]

Rice with remoulade. Nothing better at the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.10804505]

>>10804272
what the fuck is that

[Anonymous No.10805657]

That chili cheese fries combo from Krystal. I grab that and a couple cans of Sapporo Black from a gas station on the way home from shitty days at work as my fuck it meal.

The laziest thing I eat that requires more than spearing green olives out of a jar is canned tuna, drained, then mixed with sriracha and store-brand ponzu sauce.

[Anonymous No.10805678]

Not a food but condiment. Cant help but paint my bowl red with this stuff but I gotta remember it's mostly oil

[Anonymous No.10805726]

>>10804284
Most furrys voted for trump and are accepting of gays.

[Anonymous No.10805841]

>>10802182
>embarrassed to be seen eating food you like

I can't imagine this being a reality for anyone that isn't a fat morbidly obese fuck

[Anonymous No.10806026]

>>10803489
>main board is /fit/
no wonder you’re a tryhard insecure fuckboi wew

[Anonymous No.10806150]

>>10803489
>/fit/ has been my primary board for the last 6 years
confirmed fattie

[Anonymous No.10806200]

>>10802182
I dont understand why drunk me love these atrocities

[Anonymous No.10806210]

>>10802182
>being embarrassed eating a Coney dog in Detroit

[Anonymous No.10806235]

>>10802558
I will also grab a circle k dog and a polar pop sometimes.Tell that stupid fuck to do his job and rotate.

[Anonymous No.10806257]

>>10804272
Is that spam with popcorn?

[Anonymous No.10808119]

>>10803332
good thing we're still in roman times


you faggot lmao

[Anonymous No.10808308]

>>10803189
Sounds bretty gud

[Anonymous No.10808405]

>>10805726
>Most furrys voted for trump
No we didn't.

[Anonymous No.10808631]

>>10803254
>You like a certain food combination that I don't, therefore you're childish and I'm superior
I'd love to kick your ass and lick ketchup off of your ugly mug

[Anonymous No.10808960]

>>10806257
yes.

[Anonymous No.10808963]

>>10802182
In college I used to make chocolate cake mix and just eat it as is, without cooking it. Tasted especially good after sitting in the fridge for a day.

I also used to cover fries with melted cheese and mayo, then season with soy sauce, like some sort of ghetto Asian poutine

[Anonymous No.10809022]

>>10803254

Gravy is literally children's food, it's good but adults don't eat that shit. You should have grown out of gravy when you were like 7.

[Anonymous No.10809039]

>>10809022
Sounds like someone doesn't know how to make a proper gravy.

Start with Escoffier.

[Anonymous No.10810112]

>>10808963

>just eat raw eggs

t.salmonella

Can't fool me, try harder next time.

[Anonymous No.10810119]

>>10802196
Why not pour some milk in too so you have peanutbutter milk

[Anonymous No.10810152]

Only time I ever eat jack in the box is if I'm totally sloshed and have lost all self respect.

[Anonymous No.10810354]

For me, it's the cult classic American hit, Pissy Shitties. Although lately I've been indulging in front of people; they have many questions yet refuse to try it even after I assure them it's great. Like it's just soggy popcorn, what're you afraid of?

[Anonymous No.10810376]

>>10805678
What is it? I see that stuff at pho places I think.

[Anonymous No.10810390]

>>10810376
Chili flakes fried in peanut oil,often with salt,lemon grass,garlic

[Anonymous No.10810407]

>>10803254
Id love to smash your reddit teeth in

[Anonymous No.10810532]

>>10802182

Once or twice a year I'll eat an entire 40ct. bag of generic store-brand pizza rolls. Microwaved.

[Anonymous No.10810534]

Some times I'll take a whole bunch of cheap tortilla chips, dump a bag of shredded cheese on top and maybe some diced onions/scallions, microwave it for like 2 minutes, then add a shit load of black pepper.

[Anonymous No.10810549]

Spicy tortilla chips and ranch dressing... it's... not terribly terrible

[Anonymous No.10810773]

>>10802182
These boys and hot cheetahs with chili and cheese.