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Welcome to Subway, what could I get for you today?

>> No.10797637

>>10797633
bathroom code

>> No.10797641

Every meat in this store is made out of turkey. Its in fine print on the menu board.

>> No.10797645

>>10797633
I'd like a full size picture of the OP so I can see what's going on, and a small lemonade.

>> No.10797646

Roast beef swiss cheese toasted lettuce spinach yellow peppers cucumbers pickles mayonnaise mustard

>> No.10797649

Directions to the nearest Jersey Mikes BAM got em

>> No.10797663

Please fuck me with those breads. Hearty Italian in my arse, honey oat in my throat, Italian on my cock, I'll wank off the flatbread with my feet and wank off the other too.
Please cover me in mayo

>> No.10797675

>>10797633
I'd like you to squirt half the bottle of sauce into the sandwich when I ask for just a little bit, please.

>> No.10797676

>>10797641
wtf i hate subway now

>> No.10797685

>>10797663
bread machine broke

>> No.10797688

>>10797676
Life is in the fine print.™

>> No.10797696

Meatball marinara on flat bread, extra meat.

>> No.10797698

>>10797633

I always get either:

Meatball marinara on italian herbs and cheese, with green onions, provolone and parmesan

or

Subway club on 9-grain, with lettuce, tomato and onion, swiss, light mayo, mustard and pepper.

>> No.10797712

>>10797633
Oh sorry I must have walked in here on accident. I was trying to get to the Togo's. This place is fucking trash sorry for wasting everyone's time.

>> No.10797718

>>10797633
foot long turkey on italian herbs and cheese. provolone, toasted please. add guac mayo mustard onion jalapeno spinach, a little bit of sweet onion and italian vinnegrate and some oregano.... and 2 rasberry cheesecake cookies and 1 chocolate chip please! THANKS!

>> No.10797723

Literally why the fuck do they even bother to have any other bread besides Italian Herbs and Cheese?

>> No.10797724

>>10797718

>gauc
>cookies

Here's how I know you're a piece of shit.

>> No.10797733
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10797733

>>10797633
I'll have a pastrami on rye.

I'm waiting.

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>>10797633
Large soda , to go please

>> No.10797954

>>10797724
how? avocado is gr8 and I like something sweet at the end of a meal.

>> No.10798002

>>10797641
>Every meat in this store is made out of turkey. Its in fine print on the menu board.
This anon is stretching the truth a little here. The real version is that all three cuts in the Cold Cut Combo ("ham" "salami" and "bologna") are actually made from turkey meat ("Turkey Ham"???)

Is this so their cold cut combo is kosher+halal or something?

>> No.10798005

Nothing thanks I'm not paying 8+ fucking canadollars for a shitty sandwich that's made of processed turkey, generic supermarket cheese and basic bitch vegetables when the deli at the corner has salami sandwiches with fancy european cheese that are bigger and cheaper and come with a can of soda

>> No.10798123

>>10798005

then why'd you walk in?

>> No.10798213

>>10798002
Yes. I've also worked in a Palestinian deli and we make the ham out of turkey as well.

>> No.10798228

>>10798213
how do you make ham out of turkey? isn't one pork and the other turkey?

>> No.10798278

12 inch blt on Italian herbs and cheese, toasted with provolone. Lettuce, tomato, olives, banana peppers, honey mustard.
Ordered every single time I've been to subway since I was like 6

>> No.10798433

>>10797633
foot long spicy Italian on Italian herbs and cheese
the works with just s&p and mustard.

seriously people if you dont get everything on your sub why even get one?

>> No.10798505

>>10797633
Tuna on White.
No Crust.

>> No.10799000

Italian herbs and cheese bread
Italian BMT toasted
Old English cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Capsicum
Onion
Garlic aioli

>> No.10799020

>>10797675
You mean 'vark sauce? Let me get my bottle out of my purse.

>> No.10799022

Footlong Meatball on Herb and Cheese, Toasted with provalone

Vinegar on the roll
Parmesan on the meatballs

Lettuce
Onion
Bell Peppers
Olive x3
Oil & Vinegar on the veg
Southwest sauce
Tomato
Salt & Pepper

Extra Napkins
Sweet Tea
Piccadilly chips

>> No.10799108

>>10798505
Everyone here knows the tuna sandwiches suck.

>> No.10799525

italian herbs n cheese bread
italian bmt
every topping
every sauce
and u better not pout or show any signs of discomfort or else ill leave a fucking bad review

>> No.10799579

>you've lived long enough to witness subway's death spiral
So happy this pretentious health bait and switch is dying guys. It's been annoying me since the 90s.

>> No.10799583

Spicey Italian with a ton of fucking jalapenos on Her and cheese bread

>> No.10799715
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10799715

>eating processed meat

It's literally classified as a carcinogen.

>> No.10799737

Nothing matters from this shitbox company since the late 80s when they had real bread. Flakey on the outside and moist on the inside. They gave that up for cheap fecal bread.

>> No.10799754
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10799754

I'll have the TUNA with AMERICAN CHEESE

HEATED

On italian herbs and spices

With black olives and jalapenos
Add some oil on there too sweetheart~

>> No.10799760

>>10797633
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a sesame seed bun.

>> No.10799775

footlong tuna on honey oat
toast the bread first with bacon and shredded monterey cheddar cheese
spinach
onion
pickle
green pepper
jalapeno
parmesan
2 lines of chipotle
1 line of sweet onion

>> No.10799790

big bologna

>> No.10799791

>>10799000
Wtf is capsicum, is it your bull's love juice?

>> No.10799802

>>10799791
It's a bell pepper etymologically disassociated from foods that have actual heat.

>> No.10799811

>>10799775
no meat?

>> No.10799819

Ill get the club
Double meat
Double cheese
The cheese will be provolone
Id like it toasted, for veggies and sauce ill have
Lots of lettuce, spinach leaves, lite mayo, honey mustard, sirracha, horse radish, pepper and aregano

>> No.10799854

>no subway in my shithole
did i miss anything

>> No.10799981

>>10797633
last time i went to a subway was like 5 years ago.

I always ordered chicken breast, and the.... i cant even read the BREAD YOU MONGREL OP

i was a jew so i would tell thhem, "everything" LOL get what you pay for.

>> No.10799990

>>10797637
fpbp

>> No.10799993

>>10799811
Does tuna grow on trees now??

>> No.10800832

>>10797633
Until you start carrying sourdough I'm not coming back

>> No.10800967

>>10797633
can I get a ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.10800969

>>10798228
"turkey ham" is probably just salty overly processed turkey

>> No.10800973

Meatball sub on herb and cheese
As much onion as you're allowed to give me
Mozzarella
Toast for 10 seconds
Black olives

>> No.10800991

>>10797633
Ok you fuckin bitch, give me a fuckin 6 inch meatball marinara on fucking italian herb with provolone, pretty hard to fuck up isn't it?
or
Ok you fucking little cunt, give me a six inch subway club on wheat, provolone, black olives, spinach, banana peppers, and vinegar and oil goddamn it.

>> No.10801024
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10801024

buffalo chicken
on 12 inch italian herbs and cheese mozerella/provolone
toast it with the buffalo sauce on the chicken
then parmasean cheese, black pepper and oregano, sometimes a LIGHT amount of jalepenos depending on my mood and then a bag of jalepeno chips on the side

>> No.10801033

>>10797633
two footlong american steakhouse melts on white sesame bread, i'll have monterey jack cheese and bacon on it.

>what veggies?
salad, tomatoes and red onions

>sauce?
mayonnaise and black pepper

>> No.10801040

>>10800991
>Here's your meatball sub sir. Enjoy!

>> No.10801057

>>10801040
Thanks. Bitch.

>> No.10801060

>>10801024
who the fuck orders something this specific

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>>10797633
I can't find a better picture of this, sorry.

>> No.10801342

>>10801316
Why the fuck do they ask you for your order when you're just looking at the menu from afar? Bitch I just walked in I haven't decided.

Makes me nervous and I end up making bad sandwich choices.

>> No.10801364

>>10801342
Just tell them you're still looking or deciding, Mr. Social Anxiety.

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>>10797637

>> No.10801387

6-inch Turkey Breast on Italian, please.
Lettuce, tomato, pickle, light mayo, and mustard.

>> No.10801398

>>10801342
That really irks me too. This happens at any restaurant.
>standing against the back wall looking at the menu
>they ask what I want to order
>tell them I'm still looking
>finally walk up to the register when I'm ready
Is it what they're trained to do or do people really just not understand that I'll order when I get up to the register?

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10801417

Friendly reminder: this company employed a pedophile helping him get rich and abuse children

>> No.10801437

>>10801417
That's only a problem if they knew about his pedophilia and did not fire him.

>> No.10801464

>>10801417
I suspect that all companies with more than, say, 20 employees probably have kiddie diddlers, rapists, thieves, thugs, druggies, child/spouse abusers, etc, on their payroll. It's simple statitistics.

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10801483

>>10801437
>>10801464
>Getting viral marketing shills to out themselves

>> No.10801504

>>10801483
>he thinks shilling is viral
Pick one, numbskull. Is this thread so cool that you're sharing it with all your friends? No?

>>well then it's not fucking viral now is it?

>> No.10802031

I ate Subway recently for the first time in about 10 years and that place is not good at all. It's not even like they fucked up my sandwich. The ingredients were just shitty. I'm not sure if it always sucked and I can't remember, or if it went massively downhill at some point. I will stick with either Whichwich or Firehouse honestly.

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>>10797633

>mfw they drop that god-tier carved turkey
>then bring it back
>then drop it again after a month

>> No.10802864

>wheat bread
>meatball marinara
>pepperoni
>onion
>Chipotle
>oil

>> No.10802871

>>10797637
customers only

>> No.10803411

>>10797633

>>"To Avoid Collapse, Subway Hires Bain & Co. To "Prepare For Sale"."

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-06-23/avoid-collapse-subway-hires-bain-co-prepare-sale

>> No.10803540

would subway toast my veggies if i asked them to?
britbong land

>> No.10803570

>>10797633
Spicy Italian on Footlong Flatbread. Pepperjack cheese, toasted. Extra Jalapenos, Extra-Extra Onions, pickles, black olives, spinach, banana peppers, tomato. Sweet Onion and Buffalo sauces, lil more Buffalo than Sweet Onion.

I want everyone in the post code to hate my breath.

>> No.10803577

>>10797633
Italian BMT with lettuce, tomato, olives, and onions, topped with pepper jack cheese and vinegar. Uncooked please

>> No.10803582

Footlong Subway Club,Italian Herbs and Cheese, Swiss cheese, toasted, lettuce tomato,onion,cucumber,pickles,olives Avocado,,honey mustard, sweet onion sauce,a little oil and a little salt

there's a local deli/market by me that's so much better, I only go to subway if I'm desperate

>> No.10804408

>>10801060
Autism

>> No.10804424

>>10799000
>Old English cheese
?????

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>>10804429

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>>10804430

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>>10804433

>> No.10804456

Footlong toasted Italian herbs and cheese carving board turkey with bacon, chedder cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo

>> No.10804461

give me a 12-inch carbwich with a little bit of protein, some vegetable oil and a few shreds of fiber

also some chocolate chip carbs and a 12 oz glucose solution thanks!

>> No.10804466

The smell of Subway bread makes me feel sick

>> No.10804492

>>10797633
Footlong flatbread (gotta watch my weight)
Double stack double chocolate and peanut butter cookies and douse it in vinegar until it's about to fall apart
Cover in mayo and pickles
Diet coke

And hurry up

>> No.10804516

>>10797880
What? I can barely hear you. Speak up, lady!

>> No.10804527

>>10801342
I agree. You don't want to make your order until you make eye contact and approach the counter. This should be obvious, and I've been taking a stand recently. If they ask me what I want before I've signaled I'm ready, I say,

"nothing, now."

And I just walk out. Hopefully they'll learn over time.

>> No.10804533

>>10804527
Path of a genuine delinquent.

>> No.10804558

>>10802871
maybe if you're black or look like a junkie

>> No.10804605

>>10797633
tfw honey oat got discontinued.

>> No.10804624

Why not just get a sandwich from a bakery or from the deli section of a grocery store? don't understand who goes to a subway, please explain