/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10797004]

What is objectively the absolute beer you fags have ever had? I'm going to have to go with this abhorrent shit.
>smells like wet garbage and morning breath
>taste and mouth feel like somebody opened a 40 of malt liquor and replaced half of it with cat piss
>doesn't even get you fucked up like it should for being that awful
discus

[Anonymous No.10797055]

>>10797004
Refuse to buy that or any Minhas product because the ceo is a dumb condescending pop in loo whore.
And yeah it tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.10797130]

>>10797055
she looks like the way it tastes. mystery solved

[Anonymous No.10797183]

>>10797004
I live in a shitty neighborhood and last christmas beer santa dropped a few half empty 30 racks of shot beer outside my apt door. Was a nice present. But the beer was garbage. Natty ice and i think keystone. Those were the worst beers ive ever had

[Anonymous No.10797196]

Probably schaefers

[Anonymous No.10797201]

Milwaukee ice somehow gave me food poisoning in college. I guess I picked up a 12 pack that was far beyond the sell by date because I was sick for a week afterwards

[Anonymous No.10797210]

>>10797055
>hating a CEO just because she's not a man
Sorry, your kind is yesterday. Die now or just deal with being irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.10797244]

Beer isn't meant to taste good, you fucking fairy. You just drink it to show people that you don't have a vagina. Sage

[Anonymous No.10797270]

>>10797244
>can't appreciate a belgian trippel or a heavy stout
>thinks being a man is about proving it to other me
>calling anybody else a fairy

[Anonymous No.10797276]

>>10797270
Are you a fairy? You're sounding like a fairy right now. You're probably a fairy.

[the_boar !!sLz+fwCdMOg No.10797284]

>>10797004
I can drink just about anything under the sun, in large quantities. This is the only "beer" I've ever dumped out...

[Anonymous No.10797300]

>>10797276
It's going to be a long summer

[Anonymous No.10797313]

>>10797300
Maybe take the opportunity to enjoy the outdoors, fairy.

[Anonymous No.10797352]

>>10797313
>haha! troled u!

[Anonymous No.10797423]

>>10797055
>Avoid a product because someone who works for the company of said product hurt muh fee fees
Sounds like shes living in your head rent fee

[Anonymous No.10798195]

There was a beer I got at a gas station in Germany called something like Viking XX. Drank it half warm. It was terrible.

[Anonymous No.10798210]

>>10797210
She’s on Dragon’s Den, it’s the Canadian version of Shark Tank and she’s a huge cunt.

[Anonymous No.10798215]

>>10798195
Just looked it up. It was called Faxe.

[Anonymous No.10798346]

Step aside, for I have tasted the WORST beer in the entire universe. Words cannot describe it's foulness.

[Anonymous No.10798357]

Get on my level

[Anonymous No.10798375]

Actually tasted like metal grapes. Every can had the pledge though.

[Anonymous No.10798380]

>>10798346
and even worse it’s like twenty fuckin dollars or something ridiculous

[Anonymous No.10798440]

>>10798346
>>10798380
I respect businessmen who create meme products for exorbitant prices and exploit the idiocy of the unwashed masses

[Anonymous No.10798453]

>>10798215
>>10798195
The only time I ever drank a Faxe 10 I tried to jump in front of a train. I wasn't even that fucked up, I just wanted to die

[Anonymous No.10798512]

>>10798195
>>10798215
>>10798453
I unironically like Faxe. It's the best cheap drunk

[Anonymous No.10798529]

Pretty much water with a vomit aftertaste

[Anonymous No.10798533]

>>10798512
literally lobotomy in a can. best enjoyed under a bridge for the best aesthetic

[Anonymous No.10798537]

>>10798529
>leafs can't spell blue
gay inbreds

[Anonymous No.10798552]

>>10798537
we're finally getting dude weed lmao'd on octoboer 17th

[Anonymous No.10798556]

>>10798537
>spelling it Blue
Do Americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.10799109]

>>10797423
She's a """minority""" of course she lives rent free

[Anonymous No.10799117]

>>10798552
Why is ze culturally appropriating a wheelchair??