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What should I get from Chic-Fil-A

>> No.10796450

deluxe spicy chicken sandwich
Strawberry shake.

>> No.10796455

>>10796446
Why not try a new fresh (NEVER frozen) quarter pounder from your local McDonalds?

>> No.10796465

>>10796446
Directions to literally anywhere else.

>> No.10796467

>>10796446
>ask if they can re fill my drink
>thatd be great thanks!
>'my pleasure!'
Based chic fil a

>> No.10796474

order a fucking penis in a vagina, cis scum. Fuck you and fuck chik fil a

>> No.10796478

>>10796465
I, too, enjoy the Wendy's twitter account.

>> No.10796502

>>10796465
Ok this is epic

>> No.10796505

>>10796474
Even accounting for the typical trollan dipshittery, this makes no sense.

>> No.10796517

>>10796505
cishets like penises in vaginas

>> No.10796525

>>10796465
This meme is funny when you try to mock an actual bad fast food place, this is not the case though.

>> No.10796540

>>10796517
I don't think you understand that cisgendered people can be gay, straight, or somewhere in between.

>> No.10796543
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10796543

>>10796525
Fuck off, Scotty. PS: there's no shitty chicken samwiches in prison.

>> No.10796547

>>10796540
>I used the word "cishet"
>I must not know that cis people can be straight

>> No.10796555

>>10796543
p. sure there are shitty chicken sandwiches in prison

>> No.10796560

>>10796547
I figured that it was a typo given the gibberish of your original comment.

>> No.10796567
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10796567

custom gay wedding cake

>> No.10796579

>>10796547
>>10796560
Oh its from tumblr. They use it like cis heterosexual
Its a p weird term to describe literally 99% of the worlds population

>> No.10796596

>>10796560
>when I don't understand something I blame other people
wow, you sure are special! Don't ever stop being this awesome

>> No.10796599

Spicy chicken tenders meal /w lemonade
Two ketchup packets for the fries
Two chick fil a sauce packets for the tenders
about 4 or 5 salt packets
Lemonade
Drizzle the fries with ketchup before dusting with salt so the salt can actually stick to the fries
Eat fries with fork, then eat tendies as normal.

I recommend showing up dressed as a horribly nonpassing tranny with a queer nonbinary friend so you can be utterly gobsmacked when absolutely no one gives a fuck. Get some cheap rainbow thigh highs and a wig. Show up as an actual, honest-to-goodness literal clown. The stupider you look, the better.

On the way home, listen to this spotify album and reflect on your poor life and 4chan posting decisions.
https://open.spotify.com/user/jennalcalde/playlist/3vb75qNvkup32rBsRSaB6P

>> No.10796600

>>10796596
Go back to /t/v/eddit with your bitterness. Thought we purged the r9k alckies off this board

>> No.10796626

>>10796600
Go back to google plus and cnn.com and wikipedia

>> No.10797555

>>10796467
What sets Chik-fil-a apart from other fast food 'establishments' (I hesitate to call other fast-food chains restaurants) is that for chik-fil-a staff and associates, service is an honor. They don't say 'sure', or 'no problem', because doing so would imply there was ever a problem to begin with, would imply that the customer was ever experiencing a problem. Not at chik-fil-a. It is a pleasure to serve you, it brings them pleasure. They don't serve you and say 'my pleasure' because they're paid to, or because they want to. For chik-fil-a, there simply isn't any other way to serve, and not experience great joy and satisfaction knowing you are getting the best gosh-darned service in the world, and knowing that they've gone above and beyond to serve their community, neighbors, and friends.

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>>10796465
>faggot trying to diss Chick-fil-a

>> No.10797929

>>10797555
>blah, blah, blah...muh pleasure...blah, blah, blah...muh pleasure
You're the kind of AL sister fucker who gets hard about that fake smarmy shit, aren't you? I'll bet you wank to Paula Deen as well.

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>>10796446
Cole slaw

>> No.10797968

>>10797929
back to /t/v/eddit please
shoo shoo

>> No.10798267

>>10797941

Fuck you Carlos