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I had a pint of Guinness and it was disgusting pisswater

Barley any alcohol at all, it tasted more like coffee than beer. If I wanted coffee I'd grow a pair of ovaries and order some

What's some actually GOOD beer?

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>>10794513

>> No.10794526

Get ye some Unibroue Trois-Pistoles if you're looking for a good dark beer. And it's a solid 9% abv iirc to fulfill your need for schwastedness

>> No.10794529

>>10794513
>If I wanted coffee I'd grow a pair of ovaries and order some
hahahaha wut

>> No.10794637

>>10794513
Murphy's is a better cheap stout and doesn't taste like water

>> No.10794654

>>10794513
>it tasted more like coffee than beer
stopped reading right there, guinness is watery and mediocre, but probably still leagues better than any macro lager abomination you usually consume

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>> No.10794673

Try the stronger export version, you can find them in places with alot of nigerians

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>>10794661
>IPA

>> No.10794678

>>10794673
No niggers; niggers, no.

>> No.10794681

>>10794674
>in a beer thread
>doesn't like beer

Dumb frogposter.

>> No.10794682

>>10794529
Coffee is a drink for women and the French

>> No.10794782

>>10794513
Don't buy it in a can - shit sucks.
If you are able to find a bar with Guiness Extra Cold try it - it is worth all your money.

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>>10794513

>> No.10794907

>>10794661
*grows a pair of ovaries*

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>>10794513
Guinness is the Corona of Europe. I brew and distil my own beer and can make 23 litres of 9% stout, porter or 12% barleywine for the cost of about 4 pints of Guinness at the pub.

The malts in Guinness are over-roasted and the creamy head comes from artificial nitrogenation.

If you want a real stout, get this shit up you. Naturally secondarily fermented in the bottle you drink from, twice the alcohol content of Guinness, and no artificial additives.

>> No.10795012

>>10794682
Gatekeeping makes you really cool!

>> No.10795070

>>10794782
Guinness extra cold tastes like sour piss, everyone who's had Guinness and didn't like it has had extra cold. Regular Guinness is where it's at, go to Ireland, it's all you'll get

>> No.10795080

>>10794513
>every beer needs to have so much sugar and alcohol that it will spontaneously combust at room temperature
I don't think anyone has ever claimed that Guinness - any Guinness - is gourmet luxury beer, but the amount of wasted breath that beer neophytes waste trying to prove how sophisticated they are by bashing Guinness could probably power Denmark's offshore wind farms for the next 100 years

>>10795009
I like how nitrogen is bad now as long as it's from a well known brand, but totally INDIE and KEWL SCIENCE if it's some obscure shit sold in exactly 3 stores in Oregon

it must be exhausting trying to keep up with all the inane flash-in-the-pan changes in "beer nerd" trendology

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>>10795080
Coopers Brewery was founded in 1862 and is still independent and family owned. They have always done natural, in-bottle secondary fermenting. They are as anti-indie as it gets.
I drink my own beer, my own spirits, and Coopers ales if I'm out on the town. In a market overloaded with shitty overhopped IPA's and fruity faggot gimmick beers its nice to know that there's still honest, bottle-conditioned traditional ales readily available... here in Australia.

>> No.10795117

>>10794513
I really don't know how Guinness can still get away with calling their product 'extra stout' when it's a weak brew by any standard, old and modern. Even most porters blow it out of the water.

OP, go find a good strong coffee stout. You won't regret it.

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>>10795112
Ah, so you're an aussie version of the CAMRA stereotype

Do you carry around a Crocodile Dundee knife to defend yourself from angry locals in the event your request for "real ale" creates ill will?

>> No.10795126

>>10794513
Guinness is trash. I'd rather just not drink than down that shit and I'm an alcohol

>> No.10795145

Guinness is great as an ingredient for batter or stew made from mutton or beef.

>> No.10795159

>>10794513
Guinness draught is fucking horrible. It's like drinking air. Everyone says it taste better in Ireland though. Guinness extra stout is actually pretty good though.

>> No.10795179

>>10794681
I like beer. That's why I dont drink ipa.

>> No.10795187

>>10795121
Never heard of CAMRA before and choice of beer is not a political statement hereabouts.

However people locally will generally regard you as a bit of a poof/wanker if you insist on drinking fruit infused beer that comes in a can featuring a velociraptor wearing 80's shutter shades and lipstick.

And I carry a Victorinox Swisstool not a knife.

>> No.10795196

Porter Master race reporting in
Actually it's not a porter but right now my favorite beer is Moose Drool brown ale. The crown jewel of brown ales, fit for the crown jewel mountains in the continental divide

>> No.10795247

>>10795121
Fuck off with that bizarro hipster turbofaggotry
>oh jeez better not drink anything that actually tastes good and isn't owned by a jap car company in case the lads on /ck/ think I'm trying to be trendy

>> No.10795250

>>10795179
T. Legit elitist retard

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>>10795112
>Coopers Brewery ... is still independent
>they are as anti-indie [i.e., independent] as it gets
Hmm...

>> No.10795519

guinness extra stout is pretty alright.

Dry stout is kind of a boring style. Irish beer is what it is, and aside from Guinness and O'Hara's I have not had much of it.

What would you say you even want from a beer OP?

>> No.10795530

>>10795080
The only nitro backlash I've seen is towards cold brew. It's delicious with stouts, ESBs, and even some pale ales. A local brewery had their esb on nitro for forever, but just abandoned it out of nowhere. Havent been back since

>> No.10795532

>>10794513

If you want best Guinness, you need to find something called Guinness "Foreign Extra".

It doesn't taste like water and has more alcohol.

>> No.10795543

>>10794513
St. Ambroise oatmeal stout is the best stout you can get.
Basically any Belgian beer is good.
I like Stiegl for a big name beer.
Pilsners I think are the nicest overall, black lager and double IPA are also nice.
Just try to find local makers who try to replicate the old style Euro recipes. A lot of the hipster beers are sometimes interesting but are drowned out in hops and other shit.

>> No.10795556

>>10794682
very cringy post lad

>> No.10795572

>>10794526
>Unibroue Trois-Pistoles
I have great memories of drinking La Fin Du Monde in Montreal parks and playing soccer at three in the morning in the streets. Really like their beers.
Very Belgian influenced, which is probably why they're so good.

>> No.10795670

>>10794513
You may want to see a doctor if you think Guinness looks like piss.

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>>10795670
That's a descriptor of flavor in this case, whereas budweiser has the flavor, color, and mouthfeel of piss down

>> No.10795693

>>10794513
>I had a pint of Guinness and it was disgusting pisswater
A term usually reserved for lagers, especially light lagers. Do you even know what you're talking about?
>Barley any alcohol at all, it tasted more like coffee than beer. If I wanted coffee I'd grow a pair of ovaries and order some
Misogynistic insults? Wanting percent alcohol above what is needed? You're a piece of trash who cares more about being told what to like than developing your own palate. Coffee is delicious.
>What's some actually GOOD beer?
I don't think you'd recognize a good beer if you tasted one. Maybe you should stick to high proof spiced rum and let people who have a palate discuss things with proper terminology.

>> No.10795705

>>10795009
>Australian shit
>selects beer based on alcohol content
You should just pour some vodka in your beer and call it a day, you drunk.
>artificial nitrogenation
Please.

>> No.10795745

I've been drinking coors banquet ever since watching cobra kai. Bretty gud. Way better than buttwiper

>> No.10795791

>>10794513
If you're looking for an Irish Stout
Murphy's
Beamish (Only available in Ireland)
Guinness Extra Stout - closest to what you get in Ireland from what I understand and it's tolerable.

Lagers (drink on hot days):
Corona
Asahi
Anchor Steam California Lager


Others:
Anchor Steam
Double Barrel by Firestone
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
Old Speckled Hen
805 by Firestone
Anything by Rogue
La Fin Du Monde - 8.0% careful
Old Rasputin - 8%
Golden Dracht
Warsteiner
Killian's Irish Red Lager
Framboise Lambic

Should be able to find at least four of those near you or at a pub.

Stop drinking shit anon your taste buds deserve better.

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>>10794513
This shit is amazing.

>> No.10796013

>>10794513
>Barley any alcohol at all,
zing!

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>>10795009
>I brew and distil my own beer

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German style lager or Czech pilsner.

>> No.10796121

>>10794678
i dont think it's an amerinigger thing just west africans

>> No.10796124

>>10794513
In the USA they altered the recipe for Guinness because Americans are more accustomed to lite beer and it tastes disgusting compared to real Guinness that you get in every other country

>> No.10796125

>>10794682
don't forget italians

t. italian

>> No.10796144

>mfw I realize the shitty beer industry is gonna die out with white people

YES

>> No.10796182

just avoid american beers, most of them are overhopped.

>> No.10796304

>>10795693
>t. roastie

>> No.10796317

>>10796125

Grazie a dio, also I noticed that people that like IPA usually dislike both Guinness and coffee. Is is a psychological stuff?

>> No.10796322

>>10795145

I like those pastries, perfect when you are drunk.

>> No.10796334

>>10796056
>having hobbies makes you a fedora wearing faggot
You must be really fun to be around.

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>> No.10796375

>>10794513
Take a trip to Ireland. Something's wrong with the carbonation in all the canned and bottled shit.

>> No.10796377

>>10796375
been there. it's still shit OP. okay maybe a bit more tolerable but it is still shit

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>>10794513

>> No.10796385

>>10796377
Yeah it's the wonderbread of beers but I don't think anyone claims a pint of Guinness is anything more than a safe bet at a pub.

>> No.10796469

Look for polish beer
t. German

>> No.10796523

>>10794682
*snap*

>> No.10796542

>>10794526
La Maudite is better

>> No.10796549

>>10796381
Ordered that from a bar a little while ago. Sent it back after 2 sips, tasted like lemon juice.

>> No.10796554

>>10795693
Check your vagina privilege, cunt

>> No.10796568

>>10794682
true, but unsarcastically

>> No.10796569
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There are good Irish beers out there though. Here's one.

Also, this >>10796469

>> No.10796575

>>10796569
There are good IPAs everywhere. You literally can't fuck them up.

>> No.10796582

>>10796575
>You literally can't fuck them up.
I don't know about that man. I've drank "IPA"s that tasted like generic lagers before.

>> No.10796601

>>10796582
I mean if you are paying attention. ales are a lot easier to make than lagers, which are more delicate. A lot harder to make a good lager than a good IPA.

>> No.10796612

>>10796601
That sounds sensible. I've never made my own beer so I'm going to trust your expertise.

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>Barley

Nice.

>> No.10796700

>>10795159
>Everyone says it taste better in Ireland though
It does. Might be down to placebo though.
I also find stuff like Staropramen and Urquell taste better in the Czech Republic...
Carlsberg is still pisswater here in Denmark though.

>> No.10796720

>>10796700
it's probably just more fresh, it makes a big difference in most beers

>> No.10796858

>>10796700
>Carlsberg
We call it elephant piss beer

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>>10794513
>Barley any alcohol at all

>> No.10797033

Guinness is honestly shit, I don't know why anyone would defend it. Like someone already said, it's good to cook with but that's about it. And even then, it's too expensive compared to good stouts to be worth it. I liken it to something like Red Stripe - you can get a better beer in the same style for cheaper but it's a big brand name so it's not going to be the cheapest.

>> No.10797038

>>10794513
It's a stout not a beer
Stinky American

>> No.10797048

>>10797038
It's a bad stout.
Faggy Euro.

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10797063

A*glos can't do anything right.

>> No.10798156

recommend me beer im new to alcohol. i like pabst, modelo/modelo especial, lagunitas, 805 and that's all i've drank so far. any other good beers i can find at a grocery store without having to hunt it down?

>> No.10798214

>>10798156
Anything by Founder's, Deschutes Black Porter,, most belgian beers (fat tire by new belgium, for example)

>> No.10798239

>>10797063
Why are eastern Europeans so superior and almost everything

>> No.10798244

>>10798239
At*

>> No.10798624

>>10795408
Yeah I should have thought that through better. I guess what I mean is that ‘indie’ microbreweries generally rely on gimmicks whereas Coopers generally do real beer with no bullshit.

>>10796056
I brew my own beer and distil my own spirits, nothing wrong with that. I do it as a hobby.
Would you call someone who cooks from scratch a Fedora? Well, same thing.

>> No.10798633

>>10797063
Anglos invented porter you fucking imbecile.
Although that stuff is pretty good.

>> No.10798635

>>10797038
Stout is beer dipshit

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>>10794513
>What's some actually GOOD beer?

>> No.10798731

>>10797063
>Irish
>Anglo

Fekin wut?

>> No.10798736

>>10798711
Smoked beers rule. That one is like drinking smoked meat, but in a good way

>> No.10798752

>>10798711
>that German boomer who won’t drink /sip/s

>> No.10798788

>>10798214
oh yeah i've had fat tire, it was pretty good desu. any other recs?

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>>10798788
This beer that I had at a korean restaurant once is also pretty good, and has a hilarious name. Light-bodied belgian beers are nice since they're good for sessions and don't have the overbearing yeast taste a lot of lagers have

>> No.10798822

>>10795705
Australian nectar mate, not shit. And I select beer based on flavour and style (stout is traditionally higher in alcohol, around 7-8%).
I have 4 litres of 92% spirits in cliplock jars in the kitchen, ready to be diluted and charcoal filtered. So if I want to bam it up a notch, believe me, I can.

And FYI, all nitrogenised beers are artificial, in that real beer is carbonated.

>>10798711
I got to try this a couple of times when I found a bottleshop that carried it. I seem to remember they actually had a few different varieties. Good stuff.

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>>10798239
>>10798244
Seems like you're not so great at shitposting from a phone.

>> No.10798872

>>10795693
lmfao

>> No.10798900

>>10798711
based bacon beer

>> No.10799359

>>10794513
beer is disgusting piss in general and makes you into a female
enjoy your sex change man tits and pregnant belly

>> No.10800199

>>10795519
a bj

>> No.10800207

for being unable to drink you bongs sure love to brag a lot

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>>10796334
>y-you must be fun at parties

>> No.10801404

>>10795009
You distill your own beer? How is it? Never drank beer spirit before.

>> No.10801519

>>10794674
IPAs are good. You just hate them because they're popular.

>> No.10801593

I had a pint of Guinness at a bar, it was pleasant but expensive. They charged me almost 9 euros for it. Finland.

>> No.10801617

>>10794513
The best beer isn't beer, but Stolichnaya vodka and self-loathing.

It doesn't have a particularly thick head, but the flavor is delicious.

>> No.10802634

>>10801404
That was a drunken typo, but as spirit wash is technically a beer, go fuck yourself.

>> No.10803124

>>10801593
haha wtf 9 cucknotes for a fizzy piss water

>> No.10803597

>>10794513
>I'd grow a pair of ovaries and order some
All the estrogen in whatever alcohol you end up drinking will take care of that.

>> No.10803646

>>10795012
Spouting tired memes makes you really cool!

>> No.10804018

>>10801617
the best beer is 100 years of kleptocracy and kakistocracy, which results in stoli and self loathing.

>> No.10804032

>>10798822
where do you get supplies to make irish style stouts? I see a Cooper's stout kit, but it seems expensive.

>> No.10804102

>>10804032
I have two local home brew shops. $20 gets a concentrate kit and a bag of dark spraymalt that will make 24-26 750ml bottles. Those bottles of stout are at least $7 each if you buy them from a bottleshop, so ‘expensive’ is a relative term.