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Me and my sister always make each other rock candy necklaces, kind of a tradition. Do you any food traditions?

>> No.10792239
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10792239

having a sister seems nice.

>> No.10792241

>>10792234
Me and my sister always have sex after thanksgiving dinner, does that count?

>> No.10792243

Plowing your sister

>> No.10792478

Watching anon plow your sister

>> No.10792519

>>10792234
>making a necklace out of candy
>wearing a necklace out of candy
>when you get sweaty you also get all sticky
Seems like it would make sex with your sister more messy than it has to be, but if you enjoy it that way then that's just swell.

>> No.10792542

no traditions around food, just a lot of incest.

>> No.10792828

>>10792234
i eat food.
every single day almost.
it's kind of a tradition around my house.

>> No.10794279

>>10792234
Me and my family get together for the family reunion once a year, all apple-themed food.

>> No.10794282

>>10792239
>>10792241
do you take a bite out of each others rock candy necklaces each time you get it on?

>> No.10794283
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10794283

>>10792519
So here's a question I've always wondered about. Can women digest calories through their vaginas? Like could they just survive on inserting sugar into their vaginas alone? Would they feel full?

>> No.10794395

>>10792234
>>10794279
My family is too impatient to wait until Christmas morning to open presents, so we always open them the night before.

>> No.10794412

My family at least one month will go to my grandma and grandpa's for dinner. Aunts, uncles, cousins, the whole thing. My grandma will make a big batch of pho or bun bo hue and we'll eat it. Afterward everyone will gossip and someone will get butthurt.

>> No.10794423

>>10794283
No to all of the above. It would, however, go into the bloodstream rather quickly. Same as if you held it tucked against your gums. Mucous membranes are easy to permeate.

>> No.10794428

>>10794423
then the answer is YES, it will eventually exit but the energy was absorbed. Anything that ends up coming out of your ass / penis hole has passed through the lower intestine which is where most food is digested or transformed into energy.

>> No.10794479

>>10792828
Describe the incest though

>> No.10794490

>>10794428
>lower intestine
>digested
>transformed into energy
>t. brainlet

>> No.10794501

>>10792234
Me and my sister have this fun thing of her pestering me to hang out and when I do she just tells me about all the guys she fucked recently until I get angry and yell at her.

It's kind of a tradition around here

>> No.10794508
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10794508

>>10794279
>>10794395
Me and my family eat rock soup every Christmas

>> No.10794580

>>10794428
wow i don't think a single thing in this post isn't wrong

>> No.10794605

>>10794501
Does the list include you?

>> No.10794613

>>10792239
>Almost killed each other when we were young
It isnt.

>> No.10794622

Hey OP. Fuck your sister. Have sex with her. Do anal. Cum inside. Degrade your sister. Fuck her face. Cum in her nostrils. Beat the shit out of your sister while fucking her. Pour hot coffee on your sister. Have sex with your sister.

>> No.10794633

>>10794613
Storytime

>> No.10794720

>>10792828
Fucking hell. How fat are you?

>> No.10795538

>>10792234
My family always cook medicine chicken
And we have carrot juice every monday
Shit's making me gag

>> No.10795542

>>10792234
If I'm eating a meal at home I can't have pants on.

>> No.10795552

>>10792239
It's not, mine was a sociopathic murderous bitch until she got to about 17 and now she's a hippie vegan, wears tie dye and drinks green tea
Genuinely tried to split my head open with a gardening hoe once
In hindsight my parents did a pretty shit job with both of us

>> No.10795589

>>10792234
I wanna plow ur sister

>> No.10795602

>>10792828
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.10795850

>>10792234
Fuck off with the my little pony reference

>> No.10795892

>>10794395
this senpai its tradition that my parents get drunk on Christmas eve and we naged them into opening our presents then.

>> No.10795932

>>10795892
>be stickler for what few traditions a white lower-middle class family can have
>never searched for christmas presents or asked to open one early
>wanted to spend christmas morning with brother and parents like "normal" people do
>always the one to ask dad to remember the camera/video camera
>by age 11 they changed it to opening presents on christmas eve so they could sleep in on christmas day
I don't get it, it's one day a year, even if you live to be 100 you still have over 35,000 other days to pull this shit. Maybe I'm the one with the problem
not female btw

>> No.10796184

>>10795850
?

>> No.10796343

>>10794622
this. but for proper enjoyment make sure she lies there like a dead fish with her arms at her sides not making a sound until you are done. at which point she is permitted to sob quietly if she needs it (it is important to be sensitive as she is your beloved sister after all)

>> No.10796992

>>10792234
Once a year I spend all day making jam with my grannie, fresh apples from some trees she has. It's a lot of fun.

>> No.10797401

>>10796992
Sounds sweet

>> No.10797526

>>10796992
Have you ever tried to jam your granny?

>> No.10798012

>>10797526

no silly, granny jam wouldn't taste good.

>> No.10798823

I haven't seen most of the new season, I saw a few when they leaked, the versions without music in them, but I've been too busy with other things to watch. Is this still the last season before the reboot?

>> No.10798860

>>10792234
>>10796992
That's really adorable, anons. :3