/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10791699]

So this is Canadian cuisine, huh?

[Anonymous No.10791702]

Soyronto

[Anonymous No.10791704]

Needs cheese curds and gravy to actually be Canadian.

[Anonymous No.10791725]

Toronto isn't really Canadian.

>t. lives outside of that AIDS pit

[Anonymous No.10791727]

>>10791725
Neither is Calgary for that matter

[Anonymous No.10791732]

>>10791727
Haven't been there but I've that from a few friends that move out to Alberta for work.

[Anonymous No.10791736]

>>10791699
The cancer industry is very profitable.

[Anonymous No.10791746]

>>10791699
I'd try it, also beaver tails are the traditional Canadian fair food

[Anonymous No.10791770]

the day of rake can't come soon enough

[Anonymous No.10791979]

my teeth

[Anonymous No.10791981]

That just sounds awful. The cotton candy would dissolve as the icecream melted, so you'd have to scarf the whole thing right away. And it's not like cotton candy (generally fruity) and ice cream (always creamy) even compliment each other well. It's like a worse version of both foods.

[Anonymous No.10791989]

>>10791699
>cotton candy ice cream
>no gummy worms/bears in the ice cream
do people actually do this ?

[Anonymous No.10792000]

>>10791746
Beaver tails are alright but they're not worth the money you pay for them.

[Anonymous No.10792004]

>>10791770
america has infinitely worse shit faggot

[Anonymous No.10792010]

>>10791699
it exists to be posted on instagram by dumb assholes, and will be forgotten in a week
who cares?

[Anonymous No.10792019]

>>10791699
>holding cotton candy for a long period of time in your bare hand
Canadians just want to watch the world get sticky.

[Anonymous No.10792024]

>>10792004
burgers get the bullet too

[Anonymous No.10792060]

>>10791732
Albert is great. Born and raised. Never lived anywhere else. Just fuck Calgary.

[Anonymous No.10792099]

>>10791727
Nova Scotia is

[Anonymous No.10792126]

>>10792000
Yep,that's fair food for you, anon.

[Anonymous No.10792152]

this is what happens when you legalize marijuana folks

[Anonymous No.10792155]

This shit's originally from Vegas.

[Anonymous No.10792166]

Cotton candy is literally the least structurally stable candy. Breathing on it causes it to melt, how the fuck are you going to hold it and then eat melting icecream out of it?

[Anonymous No.10792167]

>>10791699
Thats disgusting. What's wrong with americans?

[Anonymous No.10792169]

>>10792167
0/10

[Anonymous No.10792188]

>>10792155
They're always stealing our shit.

[Anonymous No.10792343]

>>10792004
no, it really doesn't. Even ridiculous things like deep fried oreos aren't really worse than this. They're all about the same. How does that feel, leaf?

[Anonymous No.10792349]

>>10791699
no that's just meme food for suckers

>>10791746
bevertails are actually fucking good

[Anonymous No.10792353]

>>10792167
Canadians*

[Anonymous No.10792354]

>>10792343
lol, america is the land of extremes

you most certainty have the grossest food and the grossest fattest people on the planet.

i'm not sayin you're all like that, but you guys win alright. The fat disgusting fuck award will always go to the red white and blue.

[Anonymous No.10792363]

>>10792155
Its always america

[Anonymous No.10792365]

>>10791725
>Toronto
fuck this place

assholes, the lake smells bad, the water tastes bad, everything costs fucking 5x more than it should and everyone from toronto thinks it is amazing.


i prefer tress, clean water and a place where playgrounds don't get shot up due to gang warfare, fuck toronto

[Anonymous No.10792366]

>>10792155
Heart attack grill? Seems like it'd have to be. Ice cream cotton candy burrito is seriously grossing me out just thinking about at it, even as a fatty burger.

[Anonymous No.10792367]

>>10792354
name one thing Americans eat that is objectively worse than a "cotton candy ice cream burrito"

[Anonymous No.10792368]

>>10791727
At least cow town has lots of different locally brewed beers that aren't at maximum pretentiousness like Toronto

[Anonymous No.10792372]

>>10791736
Diabetes too

now is a good time to invest in medical technologies

[Anonymous No.10792397]

>>10792367
>Krispy Kreme burger

[Anonymous No.10792399]

Torontonian here. Everyone is right to hate on this shithole. If anything, the nasty shit you’re saying falls short of just how awful Toronto truly is. It’s like if Portland hipsters went back in time and founded NYC, but they were also massive assholes.

[Anonymous No.10792410]

>>10792397
that's not really worse though

[Anonymous No.10792415]

>>10792410
no, but it is a regular thing

this meme OP posted isn't

[Anonymous No.10792422]

>>10791699
if this was in america it would be twice the size for half the price

[Anonymous No.10792423]

That combination of textures actually sounds fucking horrifying. It's making my skin crawl thinking what eating that would be like.

[Anonymous No.10792433]

>>10792423
yeah
i was never a fan of cotton candy in the first place

[Anonymous No.10792441]

>>10792415
Krispy kreme burgers are not commonly eaten in the US, no matter how O B S E S S E D you might be.

By the way, here's a link to a story about a bunch of dumb fat Canadians getting food poisoning from eating tainted "Kronut burgers" (a "Kronut" is a croissant-doughnut) https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/contaminated-cronut-burger-cause-of-150-illnesses-at-cne-1.1327286

[Anonymous No.10792447]

>>10792423
Yeah, that really doesn’t seem like it’d be fun to eat. Plus, once the ice cream starts melting, the cotton candy will start to melt too, so you’d wind up with a sticky mess. Also seems like it’d be way too sweet.

[Anonymous No.10792467]

>>10792441
>O B S E S S E D
worst meme ever

funny article
I don't eat that kind of garbage so it didn't affect me.

but what is your point? That americans aren't on average fat gross fucks? Sure Canada isn't doing that well, but only the fog breathers are fatter than the yanks

[Anonymous No.10792473]

will this give me sticky hands like spiderman?

[Anonymous No.10792533]

>>10792354
Canada is a pretty sad pathetic place

[Anonymous No.10792551]

>>10792533
please go on

what is so sad and pathetic?
(except maybe toronto, that place sucks.... its just like america)

[Anonymous No.10792759]

>>10791746
Beavertails remind me of an episode of Stoked where the manager unkowlingly goes on a date with one of his male employees who is dressed like a girl (to get into an all girl surf competition). They eat beaver tails on the date, hence the connection. Now I’m in a gay mood.

[Anonymous No.10792769]

>>10791699
>ice cream melts, which dissolves the cotton candy
Hooray, you paid for nothing!

[Anonymous No.10792891]

Why do you guys shit on canada, the population is only 36 million. that's smaller than California.

Nobody is online to defend themselves. besides, we share a border with America, their the bad older brother giving us a bad influence.

[Anonymous No.10792901]

>Canadian

Imagine being this provincial as to think that one western country is different from any other. There are plenty of un-discerning, child-like tourists in all kinds of countries that will eat any garbage you offer.

[Anonymous No.10792925]

>>10792467
My point was that cotton candy ice cream burritos are as bad as anything americans eat. Then all the leaves got rustled and trying to claim that it's not that bad, or that americans eat worse, because you actually believe average americans eat krispy kreme burgers often.

[Anonymous No.10792928]

>>10792551

[Anonymous No.10792931]

>>10791699
canada is a fucking shithole

[Anonymous No.10792940]

>>10791699
>>10791746
remind me again why people think only america does this kind of shit?

[Anonymous No.10792954]

>ha ha stupid americans always eating their egg mcmuffins from mcdonalds
>why don't they just eat sausage muffins from tim's

[Anonymous No.10792968]

[Anonymous No.10792971]

>>10792925
So here you are reflecting the accusation that americans eat krispy kreme burgers on the regular and yet here you are claiming all Canadians eat these cotton candy ice cream burritos, when the title literally spelled it out to you that it's from a specific city, recently released and just making headlines for some clickbait article. this is why nobody is taking you seriously.

Next you'll be going "huuueuhhuehu I was just JOKING"

[Anonymous No.10792978]

>>10792931
I'll resize your shithole you faggot

[Anonymous No.10792985]

>>10792968
I can see that being fine. The candy being in the onion rings too is a bit overboard, though.

[Anonymous No.10792989]

>>10792968
The more disturbing part of this image is the price.

[Anonymous No.10792998]

>>10792971
I think he was trying to imply that both items are retarded one off things but you had to jump in and go "B-but Amewricans eat the Krispy Cream burgers all the time!"

[Anonymous No.10793011]

>>10792998
>you
that wasn't me anon

There are more than 2 canadians on the internet anon

[Anonymous No.10793012]

>>10792971
nope, that's not how it happened. some retard leaf >>10792397 tried to say that krispy kreme burgers are worse than cotton candy ice cream burritos, and I say they're equally bad. Some other retard leave (possibly same retard) then posted this >>10792415 implying that krispy kreme donuts are a "regular thing" (they are not). Both Americans and Canadians eat these things. They aren't terribly common but they do sell enough to be profitable.

[Anonymous No.10793022]

>>10793011
>There are more than 2 canadians on the internet anon
Bullshit, I know you have to share the one computer, it's like your healthcare.

[Anonymous No.10793023]

>>10792968
This one isn't so bad if you're only concerned with the ingredients.
I asked for something similar when I was pregnant at a Steak and Shake and they made it for me without question.

[Anonymous No.10793025]

>>10792415
It's memed far more than it's eaten. Ive never known anyone who's had one or even where to get one.

[Anonymous No.10793031]

>>10792467
Mexico is fatter than the US and Mexican immigrants are big part of why the US is so fat.
Obviously Wisconsin and such play a big role too, not gonna deny that.

[Anonymous No.10793168]

>>10793022
made me laugh, also nice dubs

[Anonymous No.10793226]

>>10792940
Because novelty food is weird so people hear about "deep fried soda" or "butter burgers" or whatever the fuck and they think "so THAT's why fatties exist", when the American obesity rate has more to do with corn, minorities, and a national disregard for physical leisure activities.

[Anonymous No.10793252]

>>10792343
>deep fried coke
>deep fried butter
>deep fried kool aid
Try again faggot, America is home of the lardasses with cancerous cuisine

[Anonymous No.10793269]

>>10792928
>burger spouts retarded opinion not rooted in reality
>non-burger makes poised and articulated rebuttal of why they are wrong and how american *insert here* is trash
>burger responds with “O B S E S S E D”
Can’t even count how many times I’ve seen this. All I’ve learned is that burgers are dense fuckers with no original thoughts because their brains are clogged with pork fat

[Anonymous No.10793272]

It's like they hate, yet want to be America at the same time. OBSESSED!

[Anonymous No.10793274]

>>10791699
>There are people who unironically put sprinkles in their ice cream

Disgusting

t. Leaf

[Anonymous No.10793296]

>>10793274
based
sprinkles are probably the worst thing to ever happen to the dessert realm
>muh texture
they don’t even provide a nice mouthfeel, it’s just disgusting

[Anonymous No.10793349]

>>10793252
>He thinks this is just a standard American diet.
Perhaps in the midwest.

[Anonymous No.10793376]

>>10791699
Many canada friends here
Anyone London :)

[Anonymous No.10793387]

>>10793296
>being this autistic about 'muh mixed textures'
they're fuckin SPRINKLES its not like they have the texture of croutons, dipshit

[Anonymous No.10793412]

>>10791699
Looks like pretty classic coastie cuisine

[Anonymous No.10793413]

>>10793349
And cotton candy ice cream burritos are a staple of the canadian diet?
Kys

[Anonymous No.10793414]

>>10793387
>strawmanning this hard
Mixed textures are great but the texture of sprinkles is total ass

[Anonymous No.10793460]

>>10793269
Maybe you should stop screaming "B-B-BUT AMERICA" when no one is talking about America.

[Anonymous No.10793473]

>>10793460
WHAT was this faggot >>10792928
doing then?

I await your response. Nice cherry picking you stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.10793481]

>>10793414
>texture of sprinkles
theyre tiny flavorless little sugar rods, what fucking texture? you do know youre not supposed to eat them by the handful right fatty?

[Anonymous No.10793487]

>>10793473
Because America was brought up when no one else was talking about America, see: >>10792004

[Anonymous No.10793494]

>>10793487
That leafs rebuttal was apt because OP is obviously American, the only nation that hates leafs out of jealousy

[Anonymous No.10793575]

>>10791981
it's obviously food made for instagram and not for practicality. this is [current year]

[Anonymous No.10793582]

>>10793481
>>What fucking texture
>>they're little rods
pick one.

[Anonymous No.10793620]

>>10791981
>The cotton candy would dissolve
Whats worse it that that it looks like its mean to be finger food, so no matter how fast you eat it there would be a sticky unappetizing mess left on your fingers.

[Anonymous No.10793627]

>>10791699
Technically Las Vegas had them first.

[Anonymous No.10793750]

>>10791699
>Are coming
No they are fucking not. Memesters in city ice cream stands have a "kitchen sink" special and fake news outlets like NowThis and other Facebook make it viral when most people are (rightfully) disgusted by these culinary monstrosities.

[Anonymous No.10793767]

>>10793575
>that skinny white guy with 35k views
fuck yeah i love being white.

[Anonymous No.10793774]

>>10793620
>all that sticky cotton candy residue on your fingers and lips
fuck i cant even imagine how much worse it would be with dairy inside it

[Anonymous No.10793801]

>>10793481
>flavorless and have no texture
so what do you propose that their purpose is then anon

[Anonymous No.10793858]

>>10793801
uh literally drained for children? You know how they like colourful shit?

[Anonymous No.10793863]

>>10791699
Wew lad, I wonder how long it took for an intern do do that sloppy photoshop job.
> build a northern border wall

[Anonymous No.10793892]

>>10792954
Because we have the superior Sausage Biscuit

[Anonymous No.10793923]

>>10793801
its just to add some visual interest and shit on the top of a sundae, you sprinkle it on at the end. like >>10793858
said: they're for children. you acting like its some world renowned mix-in that everyone loves for its textural properties. hence why i asked "you know youre not supposed to eat them by the handful, right?"

[Anonymous No.10794489]

>>10793226
We fucking love our cars

[Anonymous No.10794537]

>>10792940
Canada is little america

[Anonymous No.10794569]

>>10793494
Yeah, Canada has superior traps too

[Anonymous No.10794590]

>>10793274
they're called jimmies

[Anonymous No.10794611]

>>10792343
Actually no..cotton candy and ice cream has been used as a combination in a cafes now and is okay to eat.
No one eating fried butter and call it normal

[Anonymous No.10794615]

>>10794537
The fuck it is. Canada is America's little disabled gay cousin who constantly tries to suck everyone's cock. We catch them making out with France in the closet every family reunion.

[Anonymous No.10794634]

Societies with out war were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.10794647]

>>10792353
Canada is part of America.

[Anonymous No.10794717]

>>10792367
don't you guys have deep fried butter? at least ice cream burritos are made of food, not spreads

[Anonymous No.10794801]

>>10794717
Yes, deep fried butter is the start of every Americans breakfast.

[Anonymous No.10794807]

>>10794801
there you go then, just like how every canadian starts their day with an icecream burrito

[Anonymous No.10794977]

>>10791699
>Ice cream burritos
That actually sounds gross, desu. I'd rather eat a Baconator.
>>10792968
Why?

[Anonymous No.10794987]

>>10792365
>everything costs fucking 5x
Sounds like somebody doesn't shop or eat in Kensington.

[Anonymous No.10795105]

>>10792367
Fried butter on a stick.

[Anonymous No.10795233]

>>10793349
Fuck you faggot LA and NYC are the fucking capitol of pigfat fucking laradass cuisine. In the Midwest we laugh at how much you fags rely on us for corn sugar grown here to subsidize your welfare programs as a result of overpopulation and liberal communist control

[Anonymous No.10795265]

Just came from Toronto visiting family. Am Bong. Here's my take on some stuff

> Train system is WACK
> Aquarium is k
> So many browns
> So many Changs
> People are a lot more attractive than in Bongland
> Multiculturalism is off the chart
> Niagara falls are beautiful
> Everything surrounding them is kind of annoying (the New Yorkers)
> Humidity levels can be fkn ridiculous
> Jays game is so fun
> Wonderland is awesome too

[Anonymous No.10795344]

That's too much sugar for me and I'm an American

[Anonymous No.10795361]

>>10795233
>it's another episode of midwest flyovers don't understand that the world outside of their shithole isn't only NYC and LA

[Anonymous No.10795475]

>>10791727
I would prefer Calgary over being here in Stab-monton

[Anonymous No.10795591]

>>10795265
yeah that sums up Toronto pretty much

[Anonymous No.10795599]

>>10791699
Seeing this makes my teeth hurt

[Anonymous No.10795695]

>>10793023
Tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.10795709]

>>10791699
man, that looks delicious. I want to stick my face in it.

[Anonymous No.10795713]

>>10791699
Yes I’d like one order of diabetes

[Anonymous No.10795833]

>>10795695
>>>/b/2008

[Anonymous No.10796042]

>>10792365
born and raised, and yes, you're right.

Move to Burlington, where everything is better.

Actually nah, you seem like an angry hate-monger. Stay there please. Thanks

[Anonymous No.10796051]

>>10795265
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.10796210]

>>10795361
>Midwest flyover

Kek what does having an extra chromosome feel like?

[Anonymous No.10796284]

>>10791699
Well, they have "free" "health" "care", so who cares about diabetes.