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Hello I am the best food-related TV personality.

>> No.10786832

>>10786824
But you're not Ina Garten

>> No.10786831
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>>10786824

>> No.10786861

>>10786824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb1wYslTBk8

>> No.10786917

>>10786824
And he's also a devout Christian. Coincidence? I think not

>> No.10786936
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>>10786832
>personality
>ina garten

>> No.10787035

>>10786917
No, he left the southern baptists because of their anti-gay homophobia.

>> No.10787077

>>10787035
He literally owns assault rifles.

>> No.10787103

>>10787077
so because he owns rifles he can't like gay people?

>> No.10787134 [DELETED] 

>>10787103
Correct. Fags and guns don't mix like two dicks and no bitch, find yourself in serious shit.

>> No.10787160

>>10787134
Is this what passes for wit in America?

>> No.10787169

>>10787077
>literally
Get yourself away from the computer right now young lady or I won't let you watch the Kardashians tonight.

>> No.10787172
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>>10787134
>/pol/fags in /ck/
I didn't know they were intelligent enough to cook let alone shitpost about it

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>>10787134
uhhhhhhh. im a gay furfag from montana. and i can tell you furfags and infact gay furfags fucking love guns.
then again maybe thats just the montana leaking into furfags and gayfags.

but goddamn most of us have a fucking closet full of rifles and shit

>> No.10787180

>>10787160
No, it's what passes for wit in the hellhole known as 4chan.

>> No.10787187

>>10787172
>comments on a perceived lack of intelligence in others
>posts animu
Yeah, you've convinced me.

>> No.10787204

>>10787134
t. Notorious B.I.G.

>> No.10787213

>>10786824
He's one of the most likable celebrities I can think of in general.

>> No.10787278

>>10787077
Nope.
That would be illegal,he owns rifles that look scary.

>> No.10787287

>>10787278
>t.californian

>> No.10787307

>>10787187
I don't care what you guys are arguing about but when the best comeback you can come up with is
>well you posted anime so you're stupid
It really makes it seem like you lost the argument.

>> No.10787316

>>10787307
You're a mean, mad, white man. Why the rage, bruh?

>> No.10787323
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Looks like its time to kick this thread up a notch

>> No.10787335

>>10787316
No rage here. I'm just pointing out something I've noticed here a lot.

>> No.10787337

>>10787323
BAM!

>> No.10787351

>>10787323
BAM!
*Crowd goes absolutely bananas

>> No.10787355

>>10786824
why couldn't this fag kill himself instead of based bourdain

>> No.10787359

>>10787355
bourdain said something mean about Daddy so fuck him.

>> No.10787364

>>10787077
"Assault rifles"? Do you mean standard semi-automatic rifles? Are you frightened, snowflake?

>> No.10787366

>>10787335
No, you're suggesting that resorting to ad hominem attacks invalidates the attackers position. Don't be that kind of 'mo.

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>>10787077
>only loony toons evangelicals own popguns
Sure thing, see you on the paintball field next week to practise armageddon battle tactics!

>> No.10787387

>>10787077
Owning an assault rifle makes you Christian?

>> No.10787399

>>10787387
It makes you a criminal because assault rifles are illegal in America.

>> No.10787437

>>10786824
>Alton “Can’t Cook but Can Complain” Brown
Literally Rėddit: The Chef

>> No.10787452

>>10786824
hes an asshole most of the time but he can be entertaining

>> No.10787453

>>10787437
"Those who can't, teach".

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>>10787134
Gun nuts are the only sort of nuts that I wouldn't want to be near.
>>10787453
It's "those who can't do, teach" in reference to doing mathematical research.

>> No.10787623

>>10787134
Bravo motherfucker, I haven't seen the Ten Crack Commandments ever on this site

>> No.10787626

hello shitty youtuber

>> No.10787657

>>10787623
Heard you could suck a good dick and hook a steak up.

>> No.10787666

>>10787657
Don't sell no crack where you rest at

>> No.10787676

>>10787134


My best friends are gay marines, what's your address so they can liberate your shithole?

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>>10787657
If this rap shit don't work man I'm telling you
IM OVA DA STOVE

>> No.10787757

>>10787676
Did they enjoy the company of liberated Afghani tea boys? Poor little guys are irresistible.

>> No.10787804

>>10787453
>>10787437
And those that can't do OR teach, shitpost on 4chan.

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No. Pearlyn Chew is.

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>> No.10788505

>>10786824
good eats was a decent show, but he is an unsufferalble cunt in every other thing

>> No.10788511

>>10788395
this guy is such a reddit fag

>> No.10789997

>>10787134
You have never visited /k/, and I can tell, there's fags that can afford guns a mental troglodyte like you could never hope to afford.

>> No.10790031

>>10788395
>le soiboi meme face
holy shit, just smile or make a neutral face dude wtf is so hard about not being an annoying faggot?

>> No.10790308

alton brown is literally bill nye the cooking guy.
started out okay but as time went on the cracks in his presentation became more obvious with it showing he's actually just a massive faggot that's wrong about everything.

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>>10786824

>Competing with comfy as fuck icons like Jacques Pepin and Julia Child