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Let's get this going

>> No.10786216

I want to learn how to do that.
What's something good and cheap I can put in the pan for practice?

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>> No.10786291

You just want to practice tossing food? Dry beans.

>> No.10786295

I hate Half-Sour Saffitz

>> No.10786299

>harvard "education"

>> No.10786304

That sounds like it would be pretty good for it, yeah.
Thanks, man.
I cook all the time but I never really had the confidence to try tossing stuff like that. Be a shame to waste a meal after all.
Dry beans ought work nicely.

>> No.10786305

I don't know what she is blending. But can't she use a knife?

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>> No.10786318

it was for the Cheetos episode, she wanted to make a fine powder

>> No.10786319

I bet he makes a mean french toast

>> No.10786322

good job anon

>> No.10786334

Will it blend?
Today; two Doritos

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>> No.10786418

Because he's so mean looking?

>> No.10786427

do you have the continuation of the webm where his neighbor is getting mogged?

>> No.10786432

You guys know she works in a test kitchen right?

>> No.10786448

>You guys know she works in a test kitchen right?

Apparently she didn't learn much working there if she's blending doritos like that. Either that or the director wanted her to do that via a dumb method in order to get an interesting shot?

>> No.10786450

this is rotten meat

>> No.10786485


it's dehydrated cheese that she blended to make into a cheese powder.

and eventually it did blend. it was just a funny shot for a bit.

>> No.10786499

>>dehydrated cheese
The point still stands. Crushing it by hand first would make the blending process go much faster, and anyone with even basic kitchen experience would know that. It was either a moment of idiocy or a deliberately set up shot.

>> No.10786502

Nobody gives a shit if it's one piece of dried bullshit or another you fucking autist.
And she's not going to suck you off just because you knew it either.

>> No.10786510

>moment of idiocy

took like 5-10 seconds longer I don't think it was a big deal lol.


holy shit you guys seem mad. I was just explaining what was going on the gif lmao.

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>> No.10786518


I figured you women-haters were the boys of summer. usually it's pretty chill on /ck/

>> No.10786534
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This webm taught me how to make delicious egg sandwiches.
Thank you, egg king of the egg fort.

>> No.10786546


do japanese people find this appetizing?

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>> No.10786575
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She's blending doritos to make a powder. Why not just use a small coffee grinder? Even putting the doritos in ziploc bag and using a rolling pin on it would grind it to a powder. Using that large blender for something that small looked ridiculous.

>> No.10786584

What are those mats supposed to do?

>> No.10786589

nothing apparently

>> No.10786591
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They're supposed to keep pets out of wherever you place them... supposed.

>> No.10786598

She's not blending doritos
Watch the episode if you have to, but it's dehydrated cheese for a "gourmet cheeto"
And presumably, blenders are easier to clean than spice grinders

>> No.10786599

Autism dog?

>> No.10786605

Cats and dogs hate specific textures on their paws. The most common one being tile / wood flooring if they grew up in a house primarily of carpeting. Similarly, if they grew up with wood / tile flooring, cork, reeds, or carpeting will throw them off.
Source: I'm a vet tech with experience in training dogs

>> No.10786607

The eggs are cooked, just runny. The real kicker is the two ladles of demiglace overpowering everything.

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>> No.10786625

wow the chicks are gonna be all over you now after they see you sticking up for them

>> No.10786949

go back to instagram faggot

>> No.10787070


it's called omurice and is ridiculously popular. normally it doesn't get murdered with sauce like that though. i like the original video because the laverne and shirley theme is playing in the background the whole time and it makes for a bizarre juxtaposition

>> No.10787084

Is your blood sugar low? That's really not a thing to get so mad about my dude. We're here for you.

>> No.10787085

clever girl. owners need to train it instead of using those faggy shock mats

>> No.10787126
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>ywn tell her you love her while she rests her head on your shoulder

>> No.10787147

Does CP grill have fucked up mouth/jaw coordination as well? I'd assume so from the way she speaks. How did she not choke by now when he face functions fucked up? Did she just lose her gag reflex years earlier?

>> No.10787149

>people go to harvard to learn
only reason to go to harvard is for the connections
you can learn the exact same skills at some shitty community college

>> No.10787179

I'd think a lot of her coordination is fucked, mouth included. That being said, it wouldn't stop me from getting a BJ. Even if her teeth were scraping it the whole time, I'd prob nut just knowing she enjoyed it because it made her feel normal.

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>> No.10787230

That title had better be a fucking joke

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>> No.10787289

that looks really unappetizing

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>> No.10787331

Generally sausages are made from small scraps and stuff that are too small for making most decent meat dishes. But with how japs cook meat in small pieces I could understand how it is uncommon to use Wagyu. Also, I have a bad feeling they used good cuts to make that because they seem pretentious enough and finding a butcher that just slaughtered a Wagyu and getting just the scraps is probably harder than just ordering a steak off the internet.

>> No.10787341

it's not hard to find ground wagyu. the good cuts get sold as steaks and the less desirable cuts and trimmings get made into ground meat. one common use for that would be "wagyu burgers" but there's no reason you couldn't use it for a sausage instead.

>> No.10787370

Egg break man, how get out?

>> No.10787375


He's not allowed to leave until all of his customers have salmonella

>> No.10787699

They're electrified.

>> No.10787782

this chick sucks

>> No.10787800

>>10786549 this one really needs sound
I don't recall OP requesting exclusively webms with no sound

why the fuck do you people remove the sound or save webms with no sound?

>> No.10787814

ANyone who resorts to buying shock mats shouldn't have pets

>> No.10787837

This is /ck/, buddy.

>> No.10787841

shitty filesize limit for the board is why

>> No.10787854

Any guesses what this shit is?

>> No.10787859

>why the fuck do you people remove the sound or save webms with no sound?

I'm wondering why people make webms in the first place. Like, why do they even exist? Just share or link to the original place you got the webm from.

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That's what we do here in /ck/. Got a problem with that?

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>that 34 year old newfriend who doesn't understand board architecture

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It just doesn't stop

>> No.10787959

Delete this.

>> No.10787960
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I'll make that sasuga look like a fuckin joke

>> No.10787964

>when the fag from Tasty went to learn how to make omurice from that guy

It was actually pretty cool.

it was like japanese Mick Jagger, it was amazing!

The fag could go and stay go, though.

>> No.10787975


You LITERALLY lose the important part, the marbling!



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>> No.10788017

What else do you propose doing with the scraps and trimmings from a wagyu carcass? You do know it's not 100% steak cuts, right?

>> No.10788036

Well, that's okay.

I'm mostly upset about people going and buying waygu steaks and roasts and be all... CHEESE STUFFED WAYGU BURGERS!

It's great because we spent fucking five hundred dollars on fucking patties that look like meatloaf when you look at the cross section strata!

>> No.10788083

Should have used a mortar and pestle.
People nowadays are so adverse to manual methods.

>> No.10788091

I want to bully her and give her forceful kisses

>> No.10788097

You're right, we should all act like angry incels and just fucking claw away anytime a semi-attractive girl does something. That will surely be good for our mental health! Pathetic fuck.

>> No.10788098

Who does this?
I cooked Thanksgiving dinner at my sisters place one year.
Half the fun was boiling the turkey offal in the stock and giving it to her dog as a treat.

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Mark does it again, he got away with it yet another time.

>> No.10788232


Frozen peas

>> No.10788235

Eggs with shells.

>> No.10788236

>She's not blending doritos
She's not blending anything like that. They're just flying around the blender bowl crumbling as they slam against the edges. Is it easier to spend 5 minutes 'blending' something and then clear a blender, or spend 15 seconds pulverizing it with a food processor or spice grinder that would work, and then cleaning that?

>> No.10788240

this would've worked fine if she had spent 2 seconds crushing them up first
bitch don't know how to vitamix, clearly never worked in a proffesional environment

>> No.10788247

>Who does this?
People that don't want their pets up on the fucking counter tops...?

>> No.10788249

the point is, literally anyone who's used a vitamix, or any similar high powered blender, knows that things need to be small enough to fit between the blades in order to be effectively processed. this is both common sense and also something anyone who's done it more than a few times would know.

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show me wut dat mouf do

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>> No.10788266 [DELETED] 

I'd be pretty scared if I was alone with all those niggers

>> No.10788277

Those aren't niggers, dumbass. They're Africans. Uneducated perhaps, but typically not malicious.

>> No.10788291

how no breajj?

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>africans aren't malicious

>> No.10788308

Go back

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>> No.10788392

>typically not malicious
oh boy

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>> No.10788501

please go back to pol

>> No.10788608

Liangfen, starch jelly/noodle stuff. Like konjac, but Chinese.

>> No.10788635

You're a shitty vet tech. Dogs no matter what always take you carpet like they do grass. Unless it's damaged or retarded.

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The answer is always: Yes.

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>> No.10788781

egg? break? how?

>> No.10788794

May allah forgive you for badmouthing based huhposter

>> No.10788805
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This webm says a lot about what it is to be Modern Man

>> No.10788825

do Camels really eat this???

>> No.10788836

Have you ever heard of a good vet tech? It's one of those fake professions you see advertised by for-profit colleges on late night television

>> No.10788853

>powdering things with a blender
some harvard material right there.

>> No.10788861

Hello 8ch refugee

>> No.10788870

it's absolutely the latter.
t. work in video production for a video-based internet company

>> No.10788903

Severely Underrated Post

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I can blend anything.

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>> No.10788924

t. YT who hasn't yet left shelter

>> No.10788927

Appropriate shirt, I suppose

>> No.10788942

That smoothie doesn't look so good....

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>> No.10788996

The horoscope part ruined the whole video, what a fucking faggot.

>> No.10789016

He should’ve froze it before frying, but even then the thing is so big that it doesn't matter

>> No.10789029

>absolutely charred on the outside
>still raw in the center

>> No.10789031
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Y-your pizza, sir!

>> No.10789041

If you knew anything at all about meat, you'd know that raw meat doesn't come apart like that when you poke it with a fucking fork.

>> No.10789042

BBQ is supposed to be low and slow for a reason. This retard did it at high heat and ended up with a rare pork roast, effectively

>> No.10789048

Faggot, the reason it is that color is from the smoke.

>> No.10789057

This idiot does not understand grilling

>> No.10789060

>entire webm is girl talking with no sound and nothing happening
Why the fuck would you make or post this?

>> No.10789062
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>> No.10789072

I'd give him a handjob as a tip

>> No.10789074

remove this

>> No.10789077


tell me more i'm intrigued

>> No.10789081

Give him just the tip

>> No.10789094
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Hehehehe nope!

>> No.10789097

That is some witty banter if ever I've heard witty banter.

>> No.10789099


you dumb motherfucker.
Also, fuck webms, no one asked for this shit. BRINNG BACK GIFS YOU DICKS

>> No.10789120

Start your own gif thread then, faggot

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>> No.10789136

why do bartenders think they're cool lmao

>> No.10789138

they gatekeep the fun juice

>> No.10789156
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Because they are.

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I remember when I first was like "where's the sound!?"

>> No.10789176

shes holding the lid down

>> No.10789270

Oh shit. thanks.

>> No.10789321

>I like videos to be in 480p and be five seconds long

>> No.10789383

i hope you are a literal retard
that would be the only respectable way you couldve posted this

>> No.10789406

Been wondering what jeb! has been up to since he lost the primaries

>> No.10789589

>you can learn the exact same skills at some shitty community college
just keep telling yourself that
you don't go to uni to learn 'skills' (unclogging a toilet) you go to get an education...there's a huge difference

>> No.10789593

I wonder how many years eggmans will be posted in webm threads.

>> No.10789601

There are much better ways, it was developed by a psychopath who is now in jail.

>> No.10789604

what? the point of a blender is to make shit really small. you can put an entire pineapple in there and it would become liquid.

>> No.10789611

like did you just get out of pre-school? the blades are always curved so it's impossible for that to happen rofl.

>> No.10789699

People called Mexicanos they go the fort?

>> No.10789713

I'm confused. This isn't a soy thread.

>> No.10789728

dude just watch the video if you need this resolved so badly. she gets it done

>> No.10789750

dude its egg, rice, and brown sauce, do you THINK Japanese people find this appetizing? Of course they fucking do, this is what I would make an Asian if I never met one and only watched anime.

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And now for something different.

>> No.10789780

wtf is it

>> No.10789797

God what an awful pizza holy shit

I usually go into these threads to tempt myself from ordering fast food but holy fuck, that webm alone made me nope the fuck out

God damn

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It's almost like it was bought as a prop... Almost

>> No.10789813

cute pupper but will it blend?

>> No.10789827

>tfw some boy is a cuter girl than my gf

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>> No.10789868

And I bet it tastes like absolute dogshit

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>> No.10789954

wut de fak gooby

>> No.10789956

A tile

>> No.10789980

train your doggo ffs

>> No.10789989

>jack's melted siding where he had the grill too close to his house
holy shit he is an idiot in every single way

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>> No.10790020

it's the little details that make watching his life so fun

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>> No.10790073

>sneaking in jack clips
you cheeky fucker

>> No.10790086

sure is summer

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>> No.10790108

The UN is putting together a rescue crew to search for survivors in the wreckage of your devastated anus.

>> No.10790135

Why would you prefer gifs?

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>> No.10790281

Where's this from?
Also why she's blending butterflies

>> No.10790312

That'll be 500 dorrar pus tip.

>> No.10790315


doesn't look that bad honestly. little too much smoke/bark for my liking, but I bet that was pretty damn good.

>> No.10790318

Who's this?

>> No.10790320

Mike Jones

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>> No.10790341

>maple syrup
you mean canadians

>> No.10790349

I did that edit of her on the unicorn
really weird knowing someone actually printed that shit out

>> No.10790352

My jaw was open in shock the whole time I watched this. what the fuck

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>> No.10790355

Zombie apocalypse food

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I didn't know reviewbrah was a writer too.

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>> No.10790396

With disciprine

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>> No.10790523

There is something really weird about how just about every bartender of note in Japan is a weird westaboo with a hard on for 1950s New York bar culture.

>> No.10790525
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As opposed to how every bartender of note in America has a hard on for pseudo 1910s factory worker culture?

Subcultures fantasize about, and appropriate the imagery of whatever it is they think is neato.

>> No.10790652

Damn he changed a lot
Technology sure is amazing

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>> No.10790861

Jovial tzar of the egg bazaar.

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>> No.10790917

Imagine being so asian you find soyboys threatening and alpha

>> No.10790938

Tampopo, if I'm not mistaken. Great movie.

>> No.10790962

I've seen it but I don't remember that scene
Maybe it's just been too long

>> No.10791010

I get tha lard help with texture of a dough but isn't butter do the same thing and also taste and smells better?

>> No.10791024

How the hell is he able to afford a restaurant by serving 3 sandwiches a day?

>> No.10791041

It's not the only thing his restaurant sells.

>> No.10791071

I ordered a drink sir.

>> No.10791078

Would this be good? I can't help but think all the different Alcohols will clash?

>> No.10791082

Looks raw

>> No.10791098

What the fuck is wrong with this fucking idiot

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>> No.10791112

God I best that tastes delicious. Wonder how much this costs

>> No.10791145

If I'm standing behind you when you order it it'll cost you a knife in the liver.
I just wanted a beer, goddamn it.

>> No.10791149

jokes on you, thats actually mulch

>> No.10791156

Maybe you remember the one with the girl diving for oysters and having a man eat one out of her hand? It's the one coming right after the webm.

>> No.10791159

he cant go home until he sells all the sandwiches so he went for the easy way and only bought enough ingredients for 3 a day

>> No.10791161
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>$85 fried wagyu steak sandwich
>dumb white bimbo gives the camera a thumbs up
my disgust for this world is untenable

>> No.10791163

what a cheeky chinaman finding a loophole like that

>> No.10791166

it was glorious, for a while at least

>> No.10791172

too bad faggot

>> No.10791193

What's is name again ? It's for a friend

>> No.10791226

only to other bartenders

>> No.10791267

Do crushed up cochineal significantly alter the taste or can you just use artifical food coloring
thinking about trying this drink

>> No.10791324

Had them a few times in Portugal. Were pretty good.

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>> No.10791396

1 - not better, just different
2 - difeerent fats do different things in baking. lard makes pastries flakier

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>> No.10791410

I tried this last week and the sauce was pretty good. I'm not sure how much whiskey actually contributed to the taste though.

>> No.10791416

bros is this really japan's most famous sandwich

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>> No.10791426


tbf like half the comments on anything related to women give off an incel vibe

>> No.10791431
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>incel vibe

>> No.10791445

>i spent 20 min drying this bird
but why?

>> No.10791453

>Fried rice
>Perfect omelette
Sounds pretty good to me

>> No.10791455

Is she cooking in jail? Looks like jail food

>> No.10791456

I love that this comment is posted every time. And the obligatory "but how does he get in and out?". I hope this guy knows he's a meme on mongolian mongoose meet up site

>> No.10791457

I love this website

>> No.10791469

They claimed they used scraps.

>> No.10791474

Because they are short and show only the important part.

>> No.10791490

Why are Japanese people so much better at everything? Why do I have to live in this stinking gaijin country.

>> No.10791497

>you go to get an education
They teach you what you need to know to preform a job in your desired field. Which is exactly what happens at a trade school or community college.

>> No.10791528

I hate it, when Americans call it sando. Sando is just a Japanese way of saying sandwich

>> No.10791534

It's a cool meme.

>> No.10791606

you're a turd, you know that? a big fat turd.

they probably bought a full side themselves.

>> No.10791623

If you didn't even know how burgers and sausages are commonly made what business do you even have commenting about how other people use their meat?
shut it

>> No.10791756


fucking newfags

>> No.10791768

>They teach you what you need to know to preform a job in your desired field

that's not really true. an undergraduate education is more comprehensive. only a portion of your credits go towards your major.

either way, you're kidding yourself if you think getting an education from a top tier uni is the same as going to community college, but I can guess why you want might to believe that.

>> No.10791772

John Connor

>> No.10791788

I think I puked a bit

>> No.10791800

what the fuck

just put it in the oven at ~50 degrees and hold the damper a bit open

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>Dont breathe this

>> No.10791856

delete this now

>> No.10792057

how do you even eat that

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Yeah I'd love to see him pull that off without a foot of water at the bottom.

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who the fuck thought this would be arrousing

>> No.10792298

So hold up.
Its a fried beef sandwich with gravy sauce ?

>> No.10792325

I don't know exactly how their sauce is made, but katsu sauce is normally something very close to ketchup + worcestershire. Theirs does look a bit different in color so I suspect it's changed somehow.

Really the only thing special is the crazy high grade beef.

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>> No.10792388

Sauce me up, my dude.

>> No.10792414

it's rice, eggs and ketchup derived sauce. it's kids food that's marketed to the gaijin as high cuisine.

>> No.10792424

Anything involving A5 wagyu is high cuisine. you could smother it in cigar ashes & drench it in barmat drippings and it would still be god tier.

But yeah, there's nothing special or complex about the dish. It's just really really good meat.

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>> No.10792770

god vegans are retarded

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Why do vegans have to be so insufferable

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>> No.10792862

hahaha I completely missed that. God that's great

>> No.10792897

>$500 blender
>drinks it out of a mason jar

I want to punch this girl and her retarded face every time I see this posted.

>> No.10792905

Because their faggy meme diet is based on the illusion of their moral/intellectual superiority.

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>> No.10792969

Why even bother with the mini shovel at this point, just dump the whole fucking bucket on it you pig, fuck, I already feel the beetus coursing through my veins looking at that pile of sugar

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"Mmm, with just a smack of greasy arm hair."

>> No.10792991

It's from a comedy film, moron.

>> No.10792995

>imagine being this fucking retarded
/ck/ really is the fast food board

>> No.10792997

how can vegans even still try to pretend like this?
it's literally proven that vegan diets make you look like a crack addict within 1 or 2 years and it's unhealthy as fuck because of lacking micronutrients
and all this fucking seasoning they have to add because the vegetables taste like complete shit without it
can't wrap my head around this

>> No.10793006

kys faggot

>> No.10793038

is this bangers n mash in a can mate?

>> No.10793057


He got a decent smoke ring though

>> No.10793137

>vegetables taste like complete shit
guess how i know youre fat

>> No.10793169


Hey head on over to /gif/ and post the follow-up where those two eat each other out

>> No.10793190

Damn, all I have are shelled eggs/

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If that exists I will find it

>> No.10793221

what oven has a 50 degree option? thats less than room temperature you snow nigger

>> No.10793232

just put it in the warmest part of your fridge, that's about 50 degrees unless your fridge is relatively new and maintained

>> No.10793259

jesus christ dude, calm down.

>> No.10793286


That's a mighty designated shit street sandwich mr pajeet, ur workstation looks like a salmonella petri dish. Nice shirt though you bobble headed cuck.

>> No.10793359

That's pretty nice, thanks anon

>> No.10793368

Is 8ch dead?

>> No.10793383

If I remember correctly, about $15.

>> No.10793539

>milk chocolate
stopped watching there
dark or bust

>> No.10793572

did this nigga just make a health potion

>> No.10793612

lol so bitter

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Fuck off hence forth you stupid fuck newfag.

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Sweetie, you need to fuck off back to Facebook and take "why no sound though" with you.

>> No.10793714

send this to the tile fucker

>> No.10793733

Does anyone have the pic of this where has a Switch and Soylent instead

>> No.10793761

please help a newfag out and give me the name

>> No.10793787

Nah it's just you projecting and being a little bitch.

>> No.10793826

Or perhaps he's wondering why you'd make a smoothie without properly preparing the fruit

>> No.10793839

Idk I've cultured salmonella before and the petri dish looks cleaner.

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>> No.10794055

That's clearly a girl. You fags need to stop projecting your trap fantasies

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>> No.10794400

My doujins

>> No.10794522

bless you sir

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I was about to make a jeb comment too

>> No.10794544

Nearly. After a good start it got overrun with a constant stream of absolute trash that got banned from here, also turbo autists that made spamming travis their day job, because they thought that helped somehow. Also drama between cripple & co, a miserable attempt at an upgrade, pedos who thought they owned the place, but I guess the killing blow was a hack that left the site down for weeks.

>> No.10794556

is that pooalexa?

>> No.10795078

rofl,special olympics skippy

>> No.10795096

Anyone else play little nightmares and get a flashback?

>> No.10795419

>takes 2 sips
>visibly hates it
>makes her friend drink some
>her friend can only stomach 1/4 of it
if she actually liked it she'd chug that shit in 2 gulps.

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>> No.10795583

only cultureless people pay for a sandwich calling it in its foreign name.

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