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I want to learn how to do that.What's something good and cheap I can put in the pan for practice?
>>10786216You just want to practice tossing food? Dry beans.
>>10786268I hate Half-Sour Saffitz
>>10786291That sounds like it would be pretty good for it, yeah.Thanks, man.I cook all the time but I never really had the confidence to try tossing stuff like that. Be a shame to waste a meal after all. Dry beans ought work nicely.
>>10786268I don't know what she is blending. But can't she use a knife?
>>10786305it was for the Cheetos episode, she wanted to make a fine powder
>>10786266I bet he makes a mean french toast
>>10786266>filenamegood job anon
>>10786268Will it blend? Today; two Doritos
>>10786319Because he's so mean looking?
>>10786266do you have the continuation of the webm where his neighbor is getting mogged?
>>10786299>>10786305You guys know she works in a test kitchen right?
>>10786432>You guys know she works in a test kitchen right?Apparently she didn't learn much working there if she's blending doritos like that. Either that or the director wanted her to do that via a dumb method in order to get an interesting shot?
>>10786372this is rotten meat
>>10786448>doritosit's dehydrated cheese that she blended to make into a cheese powder.and eventually it did blend. it was just a funny shot for a bit.
>>10786485>>dehydrated cheeseThe point still stands. Crushing it by hand first would make the blending process go much faster, and anyone with even basic kitchen experience would know that. It was either a moment of idiocy or a deliberately set up shot.
>>10786485Nobody gives a shit if it's one piece of dried bullshit or another you fucking autist.And she's not going to suck you off just because you knew it either.
>>10786499>moment of idiocytook like 5-10 seconds longer I don't think it was a big deal lol.>>10786502holy shit you guys seem mad. I was just explaining what was going on the gif lmao.
>>10786512I figured you women-haters were the boys of summer. usually it's pretty chill on /ck/
>>10786266This webm taught me how to make delicious egg sandwiches.Thank you, egg king of the egg fort.
>>10786534do japanese people find this appetizing?
>>10786318>>10786448She's blending doritos to make a powder. Why not just use a small coffee grinder? Even putting the doritos in ziploc bag and using a rolling pin on it would grind it to a powder. Using that large blender for something that small looked ridiculous.
>>10786549What are those mats supposed to do?
>>10786584They're supposed to keep pets out of wherever you place them... supposed.
>>10786575She's not blending doritosWatch the episode if you have to, but it's dehydrated cheese for a "gourmet cheeto"And presumably, blenders are easier to clean than spice grinders
>>10786599Cats and dogs hate specific textures on their paws. The most common one being tile / wood flooring if they grew up in a house primarily of carpeting. Similarly, if they grew up with wood / tile flooring, cork, reeds, or carpeting will throw them off.Source: I'm a vet tech with experience in training dogs
>>10786546The eggs are cooked, just runny. The real kicker is the two ladles of demiglace overpowering everything.
>>10786518wow the chicks are gonna be all over you now after they see you sticking up for them
>>10786344go back to instagram faggot
>>10786546>>10786607it's called omurice and is ridiculously popular. normally it doesn't get murdered with sauce like that though. i like the original video because the laverne and shirley theme is playing in the background the whole time and it makes for a bizarre juxtaposition
>>10786502Is your blood sugar low? That's really not a thing to get so mad about my dude. We're here for you.
>>10786549clever girl. owners need to train it instead of using those faggy shock mats
>ywn tell her you love her while she rests her head on your shoulder
>>10787126Does CP grill have fucked up mouth/jaw coordination as well? I'd assume so from the way she speaks. How did she not choke by now when he face functions fucked up? Did she just lose her gag reflex years earlier?
>>10786299>people go to harvard to learnonly reason to go to harvard is for the connections you can learn the exact same skills at some shitty community college
>>10787147I'd think a lot of her coordination is fucked, mouth included. That being said, it wouldn't stop me from getting a BJ. Even if her teeth were scraping it the whole time, I'd prob nut just knowing she enjoyed it because it made her feel normal.
>>10787195That title had better be a fucking joke
>>10787195that looks really unappetizing
>>10787230Generally sausages are made from small scraps and stuff that are too small for making most decent meat dishes. But with how japs cook meat in small pieces I could understand how it is uncommon to use Wagyu. Also, I have a bad feeling they used good cuts to make that because they seem pretentious enough and finding a butcher that just slaughtered a Wagyu and getting just the scraps is probably harder than just ordering a steak off the internet.
>>10787331it's not hard to find ground wagyu. the good cuts get sold as steaks and the less desirable cuts and trimmings get made into ground meat. one common use for that would be "wagyu burgers" but there's no reason you couldn't use it for a sausage instead.
>>10786266Egg break man, how get out?
>>10787370He's not allowed to leave until all of his customers have salmonella
>>10786268this chick sucks
>>10785758>>10786266>>10786268>>10786315>>10786372>>10786534>>10786549 this one really needs sound>>10786591>>10787126>>10787195>>10787318I don't recall OP requesting exclusively webms with no soundwhy the fuck do you people remove the sound or save webms with no sound?
>>10786549ANyone who resorts to buying shock mats shouldn't have pets
>>10787800This is /ck/, buddy.
>>10787800shitty filesize limit for the board is why
>>10785758Any guesses what this shit is?
>>10787800>why the fuck do you people remove the sound or save webms with no sound?I'm wondering why people make webms in the first place. Like, why do they even exist? Just share or link to the original place you got the webm from.
>>10787800That's what we do here in /ck/. Got a problem with that?
>>10786268YOU CANT BLEND BUTTERFLIES!!!!
>>10787800>that 34 year old newfriend who doesn't understand board architecture
>>10787896It just doesn't stop
>>10787230I'll make that sasuga look like a fuckin joke
>>10786534>when the fag from Tasty went to learn how to make omurice from that guyIt was actually pretty cool.it was like japanese Mick Jagger, it was amazing!The fag could go and stay go, though.
>>10787195YOU DON'T USE WAYGU TO MAKE SAUSAGE OR BURGERS!You LITERALLY lose the important part, the marbling!AAAAAAAAAAAA!STOP IT! STOOOOOOP IT!
>>10787975What else do you propose doing with the scraps and trimmings from a wagyu carcass? You do know it's not 100% steak cuts, right?
>>10788017Well, that's okay.I'm mostly upset about people going and buying waygu steaks and roasts and be all... CHEESE STUFFED WAYGU BURGERS!It's great because we spent fucking five hundred dollars on fucking patties that look like meatloaf when you look at the cross section strata!
>>10786268Should have used a mortar and pestle. People nowadays are so adverse to manual methods.
>>10786268I want to bully her and give her forceful kisses
>>10786625You're right, we should all act like angry incels and just fucking claw away anytime a semi-attractive girl does something. That will surely be good for our mental health! Pathetic fuck.
>>10786549Who does this?I cooked Thanksgiving dinner at my sisters place one year.Half the fun was boiling the turkey offal in the stock and giving it to her dog as a treat.
>>10785758Mark does it again, he got away with it yet another time.
>>10786216Eggs with shells.
>>10786598>She's not blending doritosShe's not blending anything like that. They're just flying around the blender bowl crumbling as they slam against the edges. Is it easier to spend 5 minutes 'blending' something and then clear a blender, or spend 15 seconds pulverizing it with a food processor or spice grinder that would work, and then cleaning that?
>>10786268this would've worked fine if she had spent 2 seconds crushing them up firstbitch don't know how to vitamix, clearly never worked in a proffesional environment
>>10788098>Who does this?People that don't want their pets up on the fucking counter tops...?
>>10786510the point is, literally anyone who's used a vitamix, or any similar high powered blender, knows that things need to be small enough to fit between the blades in order to be effectively processed. this is both common sense and also something anyone who's done it more than a few times would know.
>>10786591show me wut dat mouf do
>>10788180I'd be pretty scared if I was alone with all those niggers
>>10788266Those aren't niggers, dumbass. They're Africans. Uneducated perhaps, but typically not malicious.
>>10786266how no breajj?
>>10787195>'WHOA!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!'>"Tumors!"
>>10788277>africans aren't malicious
>>10788277>typically not maliciousoh boy
>>10788266please go back to pol
>>10787854Liangfen, starch jelly/noodle stuff. Like konjac, but Chinese.
>>10786605You're a shitty vet tech. Dogs no matter what always take you carpet like they do grass. Unless it's damaged or retarded.
>>10786334The answer is always: Yes.
>>10786266egg? break? how?
>>10786949May allah forgive you for badmouthing based huhposter
>>10786315This webm says a lot about what it is to be Modern Man
>>10786591do Camels really eat this???
>>10788635Have you ever heard of a good vet tech? It's one of those fake professions you see advertised by for-profit colleges on late night television
>>10786268>powdering things with a blendersome harvard material right there.
>>10787800Hello 8ch refugee
>>10786448it's absolutely the latter.t. work in video production for a video-based internet company
>>10787920Severely Underrated Post
>>10787920I can blend anything.
>>10788277t. YT who hasn't yet left shelter
>>10788733Appropriate shirt, I suppose
>>10788914That smoothie doesn't look so good....
>>10787195The horoscope part ruined the whole video, what a fucking faggot.
>>10788733He should’ve froze it before frying, but even then the thing is so big that it doesn't matter
>>10787960>absolutely charred on the outside>still raw in the centerWhy
Y-your pizza, sir!
>>10789029If you knew anything at all about meat, you'd know that raw meat doesn't come apart like that when you poke it with a fucking fork.
>>10789029BBQ is supposed to be low and slow for a reason. This retard did it at high heat and ended up with a rare pork roast, effectively
>>10789029>rawFaggot, the reason it is that color is from the smoke.
>>10789048This idiot does not understand grilling
>>10789031>entire webm is girl talking with no sound and nothing happeningWhy the fuck would you make or post this?
>>10789031I'd give him a handjob as a tip
>>10789072>himtell me more i'm intrigued
>>10789072Give him just the tip
>>10788979That is some witty banter if ever I've heard witty banter.
>>10787800you dumb motherfucker.Also, fuck webms, no one asked for this shit. BRINNG BACK GIFS YOU DICKS
>>10789099>BRINNG BACK GIFS YOU DICKSStart your own gif thread then, faggot
>>10789129why do bartenders think they're cool lmao
>>10789136they gatekeep the fun juice
>>10789136Because they are.
>>10787800I remember when I first was like "where's the sound!?"
>>10786268shes holding the lid down
>>10788608Oh shit. thanks.
>>10789099>I like videos to be in 480p and be five seconds long
>>10789029i hope you are a literal retardthat would be the only respectable way you couldve posted this
>>10788914Been wondering what jeb! has been up to since he lost the primaries
>>10787149>you can learn the exact same skills at some shitty community collegejust keep telling yourself thatyou don't go to uni to learn 'skills' (unclogging a toilet) you go to get an education...there's a huge difference
>>10786266I wonder how many years eggmans will be posted in webm threads.
>>10788247There are much better ways, it was developed by a psychopath who is now in jail.
>>10788249what? the point of a blender is to make shit really small. you can put an entire pineapple in there and it would become liquid.
>>10788249like did you just get out of pre-school? the blades are always curved so it's impossible for that to happen rofl.
>>10786266People called Mexicanos they go the fort?
>>10786518I'm confused. This isn't a soy thread.
>>10788236dude just watch the video if you need this resolved so badly. she gets it done
>>10786546dude its egg, rice, and brown sauce, do you THINK Japanese people find this appetizing? Of course they fucking do, this is what I would make an Asian if I never met one and only watched anime.
And now for something different.
>>10789756wtf is it
>>10789031God what an awful pizza holy shitI usually go into these threads to tempt myself from ordering fast food but holy fuck, that webm alone made me nope the fuck outGod damn
>>10789797It's almost like it was bought as a prop... Almost
>>10786549cute pupper but will it blend?
>>10789031>tfw some boy is a cuter girl than my gf
>>10789129And I bet it tastes like absolute dogshit
>>10789841wut de fak gooby
>>10786549train your doggo ffs
>>10787960>jack's melted siding where he had the grill too close to his householy shit he is an idiot in every single way
>>10789989it's the little details that make watching his life so fun
>>10789135>sneaking in jack clipsyou cheeky fucker
>>10786949sure is summer
>>10788097The UN is putting together a rescue crew to search for survivors in the wreckage of your devastated anus.
>>10789099Why would you prefer gifs?
>>10786268Where's this from?Also why she's blending butterflies
>>10789129That'll be 500 dorrar pus tip.
>>10787960doesn't look that bad honestly. little too much smoke/bark for my liking, but I bet that was pretty damn good.
>>10790023>maple syrupyou mean canadians
>>10788915I did that edit of her on the unicornreally weird knowing someone actually printed that shit out
>>10790329My jaw was open in shock the whole time I watched this. what the fuck
>>10790329Zombie apocalypse food
>>10788805I didn't know reviewbrah was a writer too.
>>10789156There is something really weird about how just about every bartender of note in Japan is a weird westaboo with a hard on for 1950s New York bar culture.
>>10790523As opposed to how every bartender of note in America has a hard on for pseudo 1910s factory worker culture?Subcultures fantasize about, and appropriate the imagery of whatever it is they think is neato.
>>10790320Damn he changed a lotTechnology sure is amazing
>>10790673Jovial tzar of the egg bazaar.
>>10789062WHY IS HE ALWAYS SALTING HIS ARM?!?!?!
>>10790376Imagine being so asian you find soyboys threatening and alpha
>>10789938Tampopo, if I'm not mistaken. Great movie.
>>10790938I've seen it but I don't remember that scene Maybe it's just been too long
>>10790874I get tha lard help with texture of a dough but isn't butter do the same thing and also taste and smells better?
>>10790516How the hell is he able to afford a restaurant by serving 3 sandwiches a day?
>>10791024It's not the only thing his restaurant sells.
>>10789129I ordered a drink sir.
>>10790901Would this be good? I can't help but think all the different Alcohols will clash?
>>10786315What the fuck is wrong with this fucking idiot
>>10789129God I best that tastes delicious. Wonder how much this costs
>>10791112If I'm standing behind you when you order it it'll cost you a knife in the liver.I just wanted a beer, goddamn it.
>>10787896jokes on you, thats actually mulch
>>10790962Maybe you remember the one with the girl diving for oysters and having a man eat one out of her hand? It's the one coming right after the webm.
>>10791024he cant go home until he sells all the sandwiches so he went for the easy way and only bought enough ingredients for 3 a day
>>10790516>$85 fried wagyu steak sandwich>dumb white bimbo gives the camera a thumbs upmy disgust for this world is untenable
>>10791159what a cheeky chinaman finding a loophole like that
>>10788861it was glorious, for a while at least
>>10791145too bad faggot
>>10789031What's is name again ? It's for a friend
>>10789156only to other bartenders
>>10789156Do crushed up cochineal significantly alter the taste or can you just use artifical food coloringthinking about trying this drink
>>10791078Had them a few times in Portugal. Were pretty good.
>>107910101 - not better, just different2 - difeerent fats do different things in baking. lard makes pastries flakier
>>10786518>women-hatersOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>10791078I tried this last week and the sauce was pretty good. I'm not sure how much whiskey actually contributed to the taste though.
>>10790516bros is this really japan's most famous sandwich
>>10786518>women-hatersYOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>10791419tbf like half the comments on anything related to women give off an incel vibe
>>10791426>incel vibeYOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>10790357>i spent 20 min drying this birdbut why?
>>10786546>Fried rice>Perfect omelette>Demi-glaceSounds pretty good to me
>>10786372Is she cooking in jail? Looks like jail food
>>10786322I love that this comment is posted every time. And the obligatory "but how does he get in and out?". I hope this guy knows he's a meme on mongolian mongoose meet up site
>>10787179I love this website
>>10787331They claimed they used scraps.
>>10787859Because they are short and show only the important part.
>>10789129Why are Japanese people so much better at everything? Why do I have to live in this stinking gaijin country.
>>10789589>you go to get an educationThey teach you what you need to know to preform a job in your desired field. Which is exactly what happens at a trade school or community college.
>>10790516I hate it, when Americans call it sando. Sando is just a Japanese way of saying sandwich
>>10790899It's a cool meme.
>>10787331you're a turd, you know that? a big fat turd.they probably bought a full side themselves.
>>10787975>>10788017>>10788036If you didn't even know how burgers and sausages are commonly made what business do you even have commenting about how other people use their meat?.shut it
>>10791497>They teach you what you need to know to preform a job in your desired fieldthat's not really true. an undergraduate education is more comprehensive. only a portion of your credits go towards your major. either way, you're kidding yourself if you think getting an education from a top tier uni is the same as going to community college, but I can guess why you want might to believe that.
>>10790329I think I puked a bit
>>10790357what the fuckjust put it in the oven at ~50 degrees and hold the damper a bit open
>>10788716>Dont breathe this
>>10789094delete this now
>>10789094how do you even eat that
>>10788716Yeah I'd love to see him pull that off without a foot of water at the bottom.
>>10788723who the fuck thought this would be arrousing
>>10790516So hold up.Its a fried beef sandwich with gravy sauce ?
>>10792298I don't know exactly how their sauce is made, but katsu sauce is normally something very close to ketchup + worcestershire. Theirs does look a bit different in color so I suspect it's changed somehow.Really the only thing special is the crazy high grade beef.
>>10792225I COULD WATCH THIS SHOW ALL DAY
>>10789031Sauce me up, my dude.
>>10786546it's rice, eggs and ketchup derived sauce. it's kids food that's marketed to the gaijin as high cuisine.
>>10792414Anything involving A5 wagyu is high cuisine. you could smother it in cigar ashes & drench it in barmat drippings and it would still be god tier.But yeah, there's nothing special or complex about the dish. It's just really really good meat.
>>10792472god vegans are retarded
>>10792472>>10792539Why do vegans have to be so insufferable
>>10789989hahaha I completely missed that. God that's great
>>10792539>$500 blender>drinks it out of a mason jarI want to punch this girl and her retarded face every time I see this posted.
>>10792781Because their faggy meme diet is based on the illusion of their moral/intellectual superiority.
>>10787896Why even bother with the mini shovel at this point, just dump the whole fucking bucket on it you pig, fuck, I already feel the beetus coursing through my veins looking at that pile of sugar
>>10789062"Mmm, with just a smack of greasy arm hair."
>>10792261It's from a comedy film, moron.
>>10789042>>10789041>imagine being this fucking retarded/ck/ really is the fast food board
>>10792472>>10792539>>10792781>>10792905>>10792770>>10792897how can vegans even still try to pretend like this?it's literally proven that vegan diets make you look like a crack addict within 1 or 2 years and it's unhealthy as fuck because of lacking micronutrientsand all this fucking seasoning they have to add because the vegetables taste like complete shit without itcan't wrap my head around this
>>10790329is this bangers n mash in a can mate?
>>10787960He got a decent smoke ring though
>>10792997>vegetables taste like complete shitguess how i know youre fat
>>10792539Hey head on over to /gif/ and post the follow-up where those two eat each other out
>>10788235Damn, all I have are shelled eggs/
>>10793169If that exists I will find it
>>10791800what oven has a 50 degree option? thats less than room temperature you snow nigger
>>10793221just put it in the warmest part of your fridge, that's about 50 degrees unless your fridge is relatively new and maintained
>>10791419>>10791431jesus christ dude, calm down.
>>10790673That's a mighty designated shit street sandwich mr pajeet, ur workstation looks like a salmonella petri dish. Nice shirt though you bobble headed cuck.
>>10789756That's pretty nice, thanks anon
>>10791166Is 8ch dead?
>>10791112If I remember correctly, about $15.
>>10787896>milk chocolatestopped watching theredark or bust
>>10789156did this nigga just make a health potion
>>10793286lol so bitter
>>10787800Fuck off hence forth you stupid fuck newfag.
>>10787859Sweetie, you need to fuck off back to Facebook and take "why no sound though" with you.
>>10789756send this to the tile fucker
>>10793669Does anyone have the pic of this where has a Switch and Soylent instead
>>10789031please help a newfag out and give me the name
>>10791426Nah it's just you projecting and being a little bitch.
>>10788942Or perhaps he's wondering why you'd make a smoothie without properly preparing the fruit
>>10793286Idk I've cultured salmonella before and the petri dish looks cleaner.
>>10789031That's clearly a girl. You fags need to stop projecting your trap fantasies
>>10794308bless you sir
>>10789406I was about to make a jeb comment too
>>10793368Nearly. After a good start it got overrun with a constant stream of absolute trash that got banned from here, also turbo autists that made spamming travis their day job, because they thought that helped somehow. Also drama between cripple & co, a miserable attempt at an upgrade, pedos who thought they owned the place, but I guess the killing blow was a hack that left the site down for weeks.
>>10792539is that pooalexa?
>>10788733rofl,special olympics skippy
>>10786315Anyone else play little nightmares and get a flashback?
>>10792539>takes 2 sips>visibly hates it>makes her friend drink some>her friend can only stomach 1/4 of itif she actually liked it she'd chug that shit in 2 gulps.
>>10790516only cultureless people pay for a sandwich calling it in its foreign name.