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>i drink my coffee black

>> No.10781078

Drink? Shouldn't it be 'take'?

>> No.10781079

>>10781063
>I can’t articulate a half-decent argument and just use memes and greentext
ok that is epic

>> No.10781088
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>>10781063
>Like my soul

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10781089

French vanilla none dairy creamer half way to the top.

>> No.10781095

>>10781078
You don't take a black coffee, you submit to it.

>> No.10781156

The different levels of coffee pleb one naturally progresses though:
>level 0 pleb: adds any kind of flavorant to coffee
>level 1 pleb: only adds a little sugar to coffee
>level 2 pleb: only drinks black coffee, medium to dark roast
>level 3 pleb: only drinks light roasted coffee, black
>level 4 pleb: only drinks light roasted espresso
>level 5 pleb: only drinks light roasted espresso, with 2.5 brew ratio, diluted 1:1 with hot water

>> No.10781177

coffee drinkers are pathetic, drinking shitty overrated beans

>> No.10781178

>>10781089
>>10781156
Would you like some coffee in your milk?

>> No.10781181

>>10781156
>only drinks black coffee, medium to dark roast
What's wrong with this? It tastes like dark chocolate.

>> No.10781218

i almost never drink coffee, tea is just better tasting to me, but when i do drink coffee, it has to have french vanilla cream

>> No.10781230

THE BASS, THE ROCK
THE MIC, THE TREBLE
I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK JUST LIKE MY METAL

>> No.10781254

boys take cream and sugar
men take it black

>> No.10781257
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>>10781063
>just want to ingest caffeine asap
with milk to cool it down
>want that bit of self indulgent bitterness after a meal
black, using the complicated percolator that takes ages to clean
>the one you drink on the couch under a blanket
with a nut of butter and a spoon of cacao powder
>the other one you drink on the couch but sometimes without a blanket and with friends
with baileys, whiskey, nutmeg and condensed milk

These are the only ways, all other ways are wrong.

>> No.10781544

Coffee is okay with tennessee honey or chartreuse

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10781555

I take my coffee with two scoops of sugar and milk.
I don't let my masculinity be dictated by how I take in my daily caffeine

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10781613

>relying on caffeine to keep you awake during the day

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10781628

This would get posted sooner or later anyway, so we might as well get it over with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkmiDwp_HC4

>> No.10781635

WHEN IT COMES TO BEATS WELL I’M A FIEND
I LIKE MY SUGAR WITH COFFEE AND CREAM

>> No.10781660

>>10781613
do you use no substances?

>> No.10781716

I drink my coffee black but mainly because I don't care about the taste, all about the caffeine for me.

>> No.10781736

>>10781156
based
>>10781181
it tastes burnt with no nuance
dark roasts are universally shit

>> No.10781746

>milk, no sugar
the patrician way

>> No.10781759

>>10781746
More like the soy way

>> No.10781794

I just don't drink coffee. It's all about that morning glass of milk.

>> No.10781816

>>10781156
Lets say a fella puts a LITTLE bit of ice in the coffee,you know,so it can be drank right away?
Asking for a friend,this guy>>10781079 to be exact.

>> No.10781992

>>10781736
>he makes drip coffee
Pour over/French press masterrace reporting. Dark roasts only taste like burnt asshole water from a scalding hot machine you flyover.

>> No.10782093

>>10781257
cringed way harder at this post than I expected

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>>10781063

>> No.10782101

>>10781257
these are all good, I would swap milk for heavy cream, but good taste Anon.

>> No.10782107

>>10781156
I only drink cold brew

>> No.10782130

>>10782097

Rumors

>> No.10782131

>>10782097
>I drink my coffee with sugar and cream, and so does my girl

>> No.10782141

>>10781078
Like I take my men

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10783104

>I don't drink coffee.

>> No.10783176

>>10783104
Anyone that says they don't get an instant block

>> No.10783195

something something girl from airplane.jpg

>> No.10783279

>>10782130
>you didn't hear this from me, but I hear farmer jenkins can get pretty loosed lipped once he's had a beer or two to drink

>> No.10783285

>>10781230
good old MSI

>> No.10783291

>>10781063
>Ah-hah, you must be the new hunter. Welcome to the Hunter's Dream. This will be your home, for now. I am... Gehrman, friend to you hunters. You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it...

>> No.10783297

>>10781254
Gay.

>> No.10783466

>>10782141
Black and bitter?

>> No.10783773

>>10781816
Freshly brewed coffee should not be so hot that you can't sip it.

Hot water for coffee should be slightly below boiling.