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>pull package out of freezer
>box claims "full cooked" *shrug*
>open package and take a bite
>it's frozen again! FUCK

WHY DO COMPANIES DO THIS SHIT

>> No.10771770

>look at expiration date
>month and day
>no mention of hour or minute

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>> No.10771775

>>10771770
Also no mention of time zone

>> No.10771778
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10771778

>drink juice that is one day out of date

>> No.10772027
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10772027

>recipe calls for eggs
>doesn't specify type
>use cadbury creme
>always comes out fucked up or too sweet

>> No.10772094

>>10771763
You must heat it before eat it.
> eat it heated !

>> No.10772099

>>10772094
That's a good way to help me remember, mind if I use it?

>> No.10772113

>>10772099
You're welcome.

>> No.10772236

>>10771775
....that is actually a legitimately good point

>> No.10772731

>>10772236
no it's not

>> No.10772770
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10772770

>reading nutrition facts on bacon
>don't know if it refers to raw bacon or not
do I have to weigh all the fat I render out of the bacon to accurately estimate the calories in the finished product?

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10773763

>shake well before consuming
>start shaking
>still shaking
>STILL SHAKING

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10773906

>>10773763
>shake well before consuming
>remove cap so I can toss it while I shake
>start shaking
>liquid goes everywhere

>> No.10773911

>>10771770
>no mention of hour or minute
I remember unironically asking my mother about this as a small child at the grocery store

>> No.10773921
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10773921

>order fast food
>cashier says 'have a good day'
>end up having a bad day instead

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS THIS ALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWED

>> No.10774114

>>10773763
>shake well before consuming
>have to go all the way out to find a well

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10774157

>recipe says to add a dollop of creme fraiche
>don't
LOCK ME UP

>> No.10774160

>>10772094
Warning: Hot when heated.

>> No.10775417

>>10772027
Underrated

>> No.10775432

>>10771763
Are you pretending to be retarded because you think it's funny or making fun of retarded people?

>> No.10775447
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10775447

>>10772027
Lol

>> No.10775480

xD this thread is God tier

>> No.10775520

>>10775432
He's making fun of your autism