Tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.10770433]

I'm an ausfag and I just tried this for the first time, why does it taste like cheese?

[Anonymous No.10770462]

>eat hershey's plain
>not buttering it and spraying sprinkles on it
>not spreading vegemite on it

baka

[Anonymous No.10770467]

>>10770433
We probably ship you the expired shit. Eat it up.

[Anonymous No.10770504]

>>10770433
Cheese? Seriously?
Hershey's is bad chocolate, but it tastes nothing, absolutely nothing like cheese in any way.
I'm more disturbed by your tastebuds than anything else.
I get that people like to over-exaggerate things they don't like, but at least go for something believable, like "why does it taste like spoiled milk?" or something.

[Anonymous No.10770514]

>>10770504
Tastes like Parmesan cheese

[Anonymous No.10770530]

It tastes more like cardboard. Cheese? Get fucked, Mel Gibson.

Lindt is the real deal.

[Anonymous No.10770532]

probably because your taste buds are fucked from years of vegemite, meat pies and spider eggs

[Anonymous No.10770536]

>>10770514
Yeah, at this point that's more on you, mate.

[Anonymous No.10770540]

>>10770536
got my mum, and two sisters to try.
They all agreed

[Anonymous No.10770545]

>>10770504
Hersheys has high levels of butyric acid, which is also found in cheese, vomit, and shit.
Americans might be used to the taste but the rest of the world is unimpressed.

[Learn How To cook No.10770549]

Help anons please recommend me a book to learn how to cook

[Anonymous No.10770552]

>>10770540
>it's genetic

[Anonymous No.10770555]

>>10770504
>he's so used to eating his puke chocolate that he thinks it's what all chocolate SHOULD taste like
oh you poor thing you don't even realize how bad you have it, that's terrible.

[Anonymous No.10770556]

>>10770540
All this says is that bad tastebuds run in your family.

>>10770545
I'm well aware. Hence why I suggested spoiled milk. But you're going to need a lot more than butyric acid to make something taste like cheese.

[Anonymous No.10770561]

>>10770555
>say it's bad
>HURRR YOU MUST LIKE IT SO MUCH
/co/ really is the dumbest board on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.10770570]

>>10770556
so you're well aware of butyric acid (again found in cheeses, vomit, and feces) but you refuse the comparison that it tastes like cheese? sounds like you're the one with the deficient tastebuds, famalam.

[Anonymous No.10770573]

>>10770561
>tries to act superior
>fucks up the board name
Please tell me more about how burytic acid doesn't make hershey's taste like vomit

[Anonymous No.10770577]

>>10770552
>>10770556
Are American tastebuds this shit?

[Anonymous No.10770584]

>>10770433
About five years ago they were selling it in vending machines at ridiculously low prices. I think they were trying to break into the Australian market. They certainly failed, and understand why. USA citizens only like it because they are acclimated to it as children. I tried it once and was revolted. It doesn't taste like chocolate. It really does taste like vomit. I thought this before I saw other people saying it. It's just true.

But cheese doesn't taste like vomit, so I don't understand what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.10770596]

>>10770584
When did I say it tastes like vomit

[Anonymous No.10770602]

>>10770596
You didn't. I did. You said it tastes like cheese, if you recall.

[Anonymous No.10770608]

>>10770584
>It really does taste like vomit
you're not australian if you don't vomit daily, and you obviously have no idea what it tastes like

[Anonymous No.10770610]

>>10770577
>trying to turn it around
lol no

>>10770570
>>10770573
>can't read
God, Autralians truly are the worst.

[Anonymous No.10770612]

>>10770608
>Australian
>vomits before the blackout period
Pull the other one, it smells like cheese.

[Anonymous No.10770616]

>>10770433
because your cheese is weird

[Anonymous No.10770618]

>>10770610

[Anonymous No.10770619]

>>10770433
What the fuck is wrong with your cheese that it tastes like shitty chocolate?

[Anonymous No.10770657]

>>10770619
>he's never heard of parmesan cheese before
That's impressive ignorance you have, anon

[Anonymous No.10770668]

>>10770657
No, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with your cheese? I'm actually curious, now.

[Anonymous No.10770680]

>>10770668
>my cheese
I don't make cheese though, I don't know what you're talking about. It appears you're confused about burytic acid though, you might want to look into that before you keep posting and embarrassing yourself

[Anonymous No.10770688]

>>10770680
The cheese that you have is your cheese. You don't necessarily make it. That's how the market works.

[Anonymous No.10770694]

>>10770688
Just who do you think you're talking to right now, anon?

[Anonymous No.10770708]

>>10770668
>he's too stupid to understand that a chemical compound which occurs naturally in parmesan and vomit is literally artificially added to hershey's chocolate
Holy shit are all Americans as stupid as you? No wonder Trump is your president lol

[Anonymous No.10770720]

>an australian making fun of anything American

lol

[Anonymous No.10770721]

>>10770556
Okay you pedantic cunt, it won't make chocolate taste like cheese, but it will give a distinctly cheesey flavour to foods that normally wouldn't have them.
You probably don't notice because most American food tastes like cheese and vomit anyway.

[Anonymous No.10770727]

>>10770694
How should I know? The beauty of 4chan is that it's anonymous.

[Anonymous No.10770732]

>>10770514
I never knew taste buds could get Down Syndrome.

[Anonymous No.10770736]

>>10770727
See >>10770708

[Anonymous No.10770739]

>>10770720
>10770720
And whats wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.10770744]

>>10770739
You're literally America but upside-down.

[Anonymous No.10770746]

>>10770433
finfag here
hershey's taste like puke

[Anonymous No.10770749]

>>10770739
It's not the 90s anymore. Howard succeeded in Americanising our culture and normalising jingoism.

[Anonymous No.10770755]

>>10770749
I have not seen food as Putrid as American food commonly here

[Anonymous No.10770766]

>>10770755
I can't think where you might live for that to be true, unless you believe 50s American food represents modern American food. Even then, check out some old Women's Day or CWA publications. You might be surprised.

[Anonymous No.10770776]

>>10770504
my dude see
>>10770433
>I'm an ausfag

[Anonymous No.10770778]

>>10770766
A town with 1000 people

[Anonymous No.10770782]

>>10770778
I guess I usually dine in bistros when I'm in such areas. What would your average weekly diet be, snacks included?

[Anonymous No.10771137]

It's a product which tastes like barf ON PURPOSE episode.