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What is that food that always makes you shit after eat it

>> No.10769663

all food, duh

>> No.10769669 [DELETED] 

prunes nigga

>> No.10769673 [DELETED] 

bretts a bitch

>> No.10769674

>>10769669
Sir, I am allergic to prunes and I take offense to that.

>> No.10769679

Large quantities of carrots. It's like tubgirl.

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10769690

sometimes i eat my own shit to speed up the next one

pic related, my shit

>> No.10769701

Coffe! I have to run to the bathroom after a cup of coffe

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>>10769701
tap tap tap you know the rules

okay now you may speak

oops! too much, now I need to shit!

>> No.10769723

Who's the crazy cooking lady on youtube.

The one I saw try to make hamburgers and it made me want to puke.

>> No.10769724

>>10769656
Cigarettes make my bum pee.

>> No.10769873

>>10769656
Sausage & Peppers. Something about all the juices from the peppers & onions gets me every time. I really enjoy it, but can’t deal with the fallout. The explosive brown, liquidy fallout.

>> No.10769904

>>10769656
Sugar free gummy anything

>> No.10769916

>>10769690
Do you use a cooking spoon to fish it out or do you have a separate spoon just for that purpose? If you use a cooking spoon that’s disgusting and unsanitary.

>> No.10769931

>>10769656
The shitty Chinese buffet near me. Probably gutter oil.

>> No.10769938

Muesli
Smelly farts come first followed by a sturdy log.

>> No.10770418

>>10769723
Kay's good cooking?

>> No.10770669

Just about anything when I have been eating the same thing for more than two days. My guts are weird.

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10770901

A large dose of sauerkraut makes you shit and piss from your ass like you're a fucking bird

>> No.10770923

Some kinds of cheese in a molten/cooked way. I still don't understand the mechanics behind it because it is so inconsistent, but sometimes when I eat a meal with cheese I get the shits half an hour later. I can eat regular cheese by the pound and drink lots of milk, so it's not lactose intolerance. But I really don't know what it is.

>> No.10771497

>>10769656
Water. I always start my day with drinking about a liter and then taking a routine morning shit.

>> No.10771813

>>10771497
don't you feel bloated after eating breakfast?

>> No.10771832

pinto beans

>> No.10771853

>>10771813
Not at all. You're always dehydrated after sleep. Especially in the summer. One liter just gets me back to normal. I may be the type that sweats easily.

>> No.10771863

>>10771813
>eating breakfast
Are there actually people who can't put down the fork for more than two hours?

>> No.10771890

>>10771863
>not eating breakfast
Breakfast is the best meal of the day imho.I have lunch 4-7 hours after breakfast depending on the day. Beginning eating earlier in the day also gives your metabolism a boost

>> No.10772250

>>10769679
Wow, Tubgirl. That's oldschool Anon...

>> No.10773667

McDonald's
Every time
It's great