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10769253 No.10769253 [Reply] [Original]

Can someone post the burger king copy pasta? Sorts went like this:

>be me
>be highly intelligent gentlemen

>> No.10769322

>>10769253
Go to Google, type in "burger king copypasta -lettuce" without the quotes, and you'll find it.

>> No.10769365

>>10769322
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES KETCHUP GAS!

>> No.10769418
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10769418

>>10769253
>be me
>go to burger king
>ask for fries and a burger
>it comes to like ten dollars
>woah, wtf is this? That's way too much I say
>Well, if you get a coke it will only be five dollars
>Just give it to me for five dollars anyway, I don't want a coke
>We can't do that, sir
>give me the coke then
>I "accidentally" knock it over immediately

i told them I didn't want the coke but they wouldn't listen

>> No.10769424

>>10769418
You could have just gotten a water for the drink, moron.

>> No.10769433

He plunged his big black cock up my pussy first. I was about to
come instantly, but I tried to hold it back because I knew that would
send him all the wrong signals. But the more I tried the faster I
came.
"Yeah, you little slut, you've never had a cock like this up your
pussy, have you?"
As he said that, he pulled it out of my pussy and pushed it up my
ass. I was expecting it to hurt more but, since I was still right in
the middle of coming, I guess that I was relaxed, that and his cock was
covered with my pussy juice. He grabbed my hips and started fucking me
in the ass, not rough but long and slow. It felt really good. I know
that I shouldn't have, but I started coming again.