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For me it is the cooking and food related webm

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what a trainwreck

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>> No.10768728

Quintessential boomer sandwich.

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>> No.10768763

who wins in a knife fight?
palsy girl probably has the edge on stamina but sad grampa surely learned a couple of moves from his tour in korea

>> No.10768813

literally none of that looks appealing, all loooks packaged and shitty

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Palsy girl fights him naked as a distraction.

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>> No.10769186

Does anyone have the webm of an indian guy cooking eggs?

I saw him here once

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>> No.10769258

oh god how does he fuck up eggs too

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Based featureman would wreck her

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>> No.10769457

Cleanliness is next to godliness

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>> No.10769692

So basically if I'm traveling somewhere and I want to know about the best places to go to, I should just start trolling.

>> No.10769709

Why do people do this?

>> No.10769800

i was waiting someone to squat and shit next to the person "washing" the plates at the end of the webm

>> No.10769809

>mfw I will never have a hot girl with cerebral parsley jerk me off


>> No.10769815

>ywn have her breasts pressed against your face while she spasms on your cock
honestly lads, y even live?

>> No.10769820

Omfg that webm is infuriating

>> No.10769840

It's just a rhythm thing you get into, when you do hours of prep work in a restaurant you pick up little ticks and moves that become instinctive. It also helps get anything off the blade so that your next cut will be smooth.

>> No.10769844

Hey they're using soap what more do you want your highness?

>> No.10769870

the plant catching the chandelier was fake as shit

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But it's retarded.

>> No.10769893

some men just want to watch the world burn

>> No.10769913

>tony used to bait ck autists for restaurant recs

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>> No.10769987

>Pay hundreds of dollars to eat meat cooked with asparagus and kraft singles.

>> No.10769989

did he not remove the red plastic around the bologna!?

>> No.10770008

Aww that makes me feel bad. I bet he just wanted to show off his "cooking" for one time in his life, and some dick found it and decided to make this old man's bucket list item a joke

>> No.10770025

9/10 bait, nicely done anon.

>> No.10770027

Look up featureman on YouTube, the guy is a master-tier troll

>> No.10770035

Palsy's got the speed but lacks the accuracy, Oldman has the experience and he's closer to death eating shit sandwiches so he's got nothing to lose.

>> No.10770036

Yeah I know it is, but so are a lot of things when you think about them. Try not to lose sleep over what other people do with their knives when they're using them though, ok?

>> No.10770059

Buddy, stop trying to lash your salt cost by mixing it with your forearm skin flakes!

>> No.10770071

What the fuck is she cooking in? Motor oil?

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Red alert! Ja/ck/ has had another stroke!

>> No.10770110

yeah thanks we got it already

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>> No.10770130

please somebody post it already.

you know what i'm talking about.

i can't stand the anticipation anymore.

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Fuck off and die retard.

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>> No.10770292

He's afraid of heat. Pans are never hot enough and he always cautiously drops meat into barely warm oil. His food is always anaemic looking as a result and only makes passable food in a smoker because it does all the work for him

>> No.10770294

Such a nice and loved person

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>> No.10770301

My codependency is on max level watching this

>> No.10770302

Yup that's exactly what we all thought when we read your post.

>> No.10770303

Why do they explain how to make it? It's kinda self-evident.

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>> No.10770307

Cry me a river gayboy

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Because retards will click the video on facebook

>> No.10770358

thats actually mad impressive, fuck pulling that shit I'd sever my hand

>> No.10770369

this dude has such flair

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>> No.10770493

>all that autism and it still isn't a clean cut

>> No.10770495

2/10 bait
try harder next time

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>> No.10770518

I was rooting for him so hard towards the end.

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I can't tell that you're either retarded or just downright trolling

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>> No.10770592

Not him, and not autistic, but I guess I'm retarded. How is that a clean cut?

>> No.10771080

In that they are both the absence of something unpleasant.

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>8 scoops

>> No.10771136

What's it say? Why is he so disgusted?

>> No.10771143

beminine benip :D

>> No.10771150

love his one handed technique, and how he throws the knife down

>> No.10771155

4chan is actually an experimental neural network to find out the most accurate information on all sorts of subjecsts

>> No.10771193

I wanted to laugh, but know that's me one day it makes me sad

>> No.10771212

not on my fucking board

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>laptop falls on baby

>> No.10771258

>The way he picks up speed when he goes to eat the sandwich
Damn man.

>> No.10771269

This is what I mean when I say well done.

>> No.10771272

>4chan shitposted him to death.

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That's not even it, usually chefs tap the knife to fix their grip on the knife
but he's retarded he smashed the knife on the cutting board dulling the blade.

>> No.10771277

I want to lick his salty arm.

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>> No.10771334

Why is it split that way?

>> No.10771351

How does he get out of there?

>> No.10771359

he's wearing a slash-proof glove, but it's still impressive

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>> No.10771367

Doesn't get to go home until he sells all the eggs.

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>this was posted a week ago

Jesus Christ.

>> No.10771485

it's not meant to be a clean cut. it's done like that to split the cheese down the middle to show the crystalline structure so you know it's not cheap shit

>> No.10771610

>__ _________ ______ __ ____?

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>> No.10772630

dude. you think because he moves/talks slow that there isn't a fucking beast lurking there?
that's how he gets you. there are horror movies about men like him.
you watch your mouth.

>> No.10772639

It was there when he picked it up, but it disappeared when he put it back down 3 seconds later. You can't explain that.

>> No.10772646

remember to watch your salt intake if you dont want your hands trembling like that in the future

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>> No.10772716

good job anon

>> No.10772779

His videos are satire.

>> No.10772824


>> No.10772853

what the fuck

>> No.10772859

needs moar epic bacon narwhals >:DD

>> No.10772863

I can feel the aids from here

>> No.10772869

> Visual presentation of Jack blowing out his asshole

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Bravo ole boy.

Thanks for that.

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>the best prolapse you've ever had

>> No.10772885

I know right?
Needs more soy and tide pods.

>> No.10772894


What is the even the point of the hair nets?

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Impressive Ja/ck/-tier performance

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>> No.10772930
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Because she is a quirky millennial hired by a leftist rag

>> No.10772943

this angers me

>> No.10773129

This is very comparable to colonialism and the right wing politics of the USA today

>> No.10773164

because it gets chicks wet and you end up instagram which gets them even wetter so you get a big tip followed by giving them your big tip ha ha ha

>> No.10773198


the fuck are they doing with that knife

>> No.10773206

An African plantation worker ruined his back for this.

>> No.10773293

but eggs can be cooked on low heat he just needs to leave them for longer

>> No.10773809

he deserved to die

>> No.10773840

You were one of the people that Bourdain shitposted, weren't you?

>> No.10773866

>He botches the bologna
>the egg too

>> No.10773902

Yellow cheese was a mistake

>> No.10773947

All this for baking soda?!

>> No.10774020

Anyone got the link to that one fucking horrifying Philipino carbonara? Or even a webm of it

>> No.10774044


I bet she fucks like a fighter jet

>> No.10774051

yeah so is there more to this or...?

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>> No.10774699

it is perhaps the most important webm you will ever see

>> No.10775411

perhaps the most retarded shit I see people do.

>> No.10775540

I was not expecting that to be how cocaine is actually made. Why would anyone do that.

>> No.10775581

this aint /pol/, faggot

>> No.10775596

>has another stroke

>> No.10775627

the fuck does salt have to do with shaky hands

>> No.10775630

Because it's fun lmao

>> No.10775637

It's probably Camille Crimson.

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>> No.10775827

I love your videos Featureman

>> No.10775858

It says 'zagat' so it's good

>> No.10776042

You don't have to worry, the guy actually trolls on purpose.

>> No.10776445

Yep. You can do the same on /a/ to request an anime or ask for sauce.
If you straight up ask you'll get flamed and smug anime girl pics thrown at you, instead just call something yaoi/yuri shit or call someone out on having shit taste and if they dont straight up tell you sauce, they'll inadvertently recommend a bunch of similar but better anime to you.

>> No.10776450

someone needs to post this with the Lord of the Rings Isengard theme playing over it

>> No.10776515

The only redeemable thing about this is that I know this faggot will be dead soon.

>> No.10776541
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>> No.10776657

For fucks' sake, Woodhouse!

>> No.10776844

I don't know what's juicier, the steak or him

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>> No.10777447

>this is the guy that wants to star a civil war and overthrow the president of The united states

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>> No.10777548

>ice filtration
so odd seeing a heston blumenthal treatment used on doritos. truly we are living in the future.

>> No.10777551

She better thank God every day she was born with a vagina.

>> No.10777557
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>Raisins on pizza and pickle sandwich
This guy def trolling also no old man alcky shakes this video

>> No.10777560

imagine having a life so easy and boring that you have to invent imaginary problems such as: needing to blot grease off your pizza, being too prissy to pick up and eat the food like a normal person, eating food like someone with broken arms, put on a glove instead of let the other person grab the food themselves. holy shit why does the left have to invent so many problems? do they feel guilty about having a cushy life because of mommy and daddy's trust fund? is that why they always have to be outraged about literally nothing?

>> No.10777562

>best ___ you've EVER had
that's awfully close to trademark infringement buddy. expect to hear from jack's lawyers any day now

>> No.10777565

Pajeets look like they actually have a fun and vast culinary culture like cooks always look they enjoy making the food and the food looks varied it's a shame all their drinking water is tainted with feces

>> No.10777570

oh fuck this is so sad and hilarious at the same time

>> No.10777571

>he thinks right wing politics are exclusive to the USA
wew boy you've got a rude awakening coming

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>Nah that's what I call extra crispy!

>> No.10777576

>autistically blobbing fat off the top with a napkin
>face is literally greasier than the pizza
why are faggots so oblivious?

>> No.10777577

>raw egg covered in oil
I'm so glad this sack of shit had another stroke.

>> No.10777580

>he thinks salt is the cure for parkinson's disease
dont just sit there dude, you're sitting on a medical goldmine! write your paper and get it published and earn your nobel prize!

>> No.10777585
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I will say the candle melting the stick of butter on an incline is pretty clever and gave me a chuckle

>> No.10777587

This is unironically a decent strat for a ot of things. I've used it to gain really good information on a topic that I want to write a paper about. for example. You just make a thread arguing the opposite position in a slightly trollish manner, and people spend hours researching and summarizing sourced arguments against you to prove you wrong.

>> No.10777589

>chefs need to fix their grip on the knife
>he doesnt realize actual legit chefs just use rubber bands on the handles of their knives
holy shit you're an idiot

>> No.10777608

it's literally a reflex from cutting and prepping for hours and hours. look at michel roux jr, he's not "fixing his grip" on the knife when he taps it down like >>10771274 says. its literally just a way to make sure your knife is square to the work and that everything after the first cut goes as expected. have none of you ever worked in a kitchen before?? its extremely common. im honestly shocked you autists care so much about something so trivial and unimportant.

>> No.10777615

To preserve the 'grain' of the curd
Only hard rind Italian cheeses are split that way

>> No.10777620

I'm a vegan, and I can tell you that this would be absolutely awful.

>> No.10777626

It isn't reddit either, newfaggot. Get used to it.

>> No.10777633
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Fuck wrong webm I saw an Asian in my thumbnail and went for it without realizing what it was

>> No.10777648

>to preserve the artistic integrity of the product
orrrrr its just easier to do it that way. imagine trying to cut through that bigass wheel of cheese with like a chef's knife or something absurd? it's simply conservation of momentum to get to break open following its own structure. but of course centuries of italians following the path of least resistance = mystical and magical cheese grains that neeeeeed to be gently coaxed open to allow the creamy integrity of the grass fed milk time to permeate the entire wheel. god i hate hipster foodie bullshit. they're all split the same way because its fucking easy to portion it up, moron.

>> No.10777689

What the fuck

>> No.10777692

"Browned" butter, probably

>> No.10777734

look at those shrek hands

>> No.10777756

Québon, tabarnak de câlisse

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>> No.10777768

They're more like pig trotters IMO
Somebody make some broth

>> No.10777801

i think you're the only one who is outraged here anon

>> No.10777870

oh i get it, youre one of those thin-skinned kids who think everyone is "yelling" at them. you probably got nervous reading someone having something not nice to say about someone else, didnt you? even though there are no caps or anything even remotely violent or angry in the text. i didnt get anything 'outraged' from his post, maybe that outrage is something you brought in to the discussion yourself and are trying to impose upon others? not sure but i dont see anything agry or typical 4chan sperging in that post. despacito.

>> No.10777884

That's just gimbab

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>> No.10778225

>dumb broad's monkey face shown more than the product
jesus christ i hate women

>> No.10778229

who is he, link his channel

>> No.10778230

>look at how stretchy this flavorless "low moisture" mozzarella is

>> No.10778236
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>> No.10778254

he's actually jizzing his pants because they look delicious
it's from s1 ep5 of Kantaro, on netflix

>> No.10778257

a sane person would have edited this out in order to preserve the appearance of competency, it baffles my mind that he includes all this shit in his vids. does he not know that he can start and stop the camera multiple times? its not like he's recording on film in one take like julia child or something, wtf?

>> No.10778296

No no no fuck you

>> No.10778315

No, you hate that woman

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>> No.10778353

>newfags dont know epic meal time was popular before the digg exodus and think everything revolves around plebbit

>> No.10778415

The best webm

>> No.10778579
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i made some oc

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>> No.10778607

I would unironically buy this

>> No.10778628

>Brown hands
>eating sushi with chopsticks

>> No.10778640

>Not wasting these faggots during thier interpretive dance spaz attack

What the fuck.

>> No.10778655

Fuck off

>> No.10778709

I don't care when celebrities die but this bummed me out. What a champ.

>> No.10778781

because he's incompetent, a guy that actually know what he's doing can do that with less steps in like 10 seconds and with aperfect cut.

>> No.10778809


source needed

>> No.10778824

Tampopo for the first, and the second webm says The.OA.S01E08.

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So how does it magically fix a poorly hard boiled egg to make the shell easy to get off?

>> No.10778868

Just look up "egg cracker" on eBay or AliExpress, you can get clones for a couple bucks.

>> No.10778913

I would never buy chink shit

>> No.10778957

I think that says 天国, heaven.

>> No.10778969

the jack cuts are too obvious, they should shorten them so it blends in with the rest

>> No.10779003

I'd smash the Cadbury one

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>> No.10779092

Copping this, i sure hope it works for soft boiled

>> No.10779586
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>Those fat fucking hands

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>> No.10779779

How do he howwywoww do he how dohehow do?

>> No.10779840

me on the right

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You're better than that other egg posting faggot.

>> No.10780063

I've probably cut 1000 mangoes in my life and they're still my least favorite fruit to work with (aside from chewing off the excess fruit from the seed).

>> No.10780080

Some things are best left to the void, this did not need to exist

>> No.10780092

imagine the smell...

>> No.10780111

I just eat mangos with my bare hands. The skin peels off of a ripe one very easily, and it's a very satisfying experience to eat all the flesh from the rind and seed.

>> No.10780119


seems like you care more. B+ on your essay.

>> No.10780189

>I'm vegan because it's healthier for you.
I'm a fatass, and I can tell you that this would be absolutely awful.

>> No.10780224

I'm not even laughing
this just makes me sad

>> No.10780462

>Literally half the video is just her posing with the drink
Who drinks out of a jar anyway?

>> No.10780470

I take it you have never been to a rural part of the USA

>> No.10780519
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imagine what his belly feels like if those things where goin crazy like that in the bottle

>> No.10780523

I have never been to the US. Can confirm that we don't do that in Australian Highland though.

>> No.10780570

I'm too high and ended up here instead of /asp/ is this a work or a shoot?

>> No.10780577

I don't understand your words.

>> No.10780579
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this is one of the worst webm threads in a while

>> No.10780588

Coconut seems reasonable, but what the fuck is up with carrots?

>> No.10780592

>that cheese

>> No.10780595

They're just playing around. Testing the limits.

>> No.10780597

For attention.
Everything this guy does is an act.

>> No.10780612

literally every cheese would've been a better decision. Even if it's just supposed to look tasty.

>> No.10780660

i thought
>nice good steak, simple dish but decent webm
>suddenly cutting while filming so whole steak goes back and forth with the knife
>no insides were shown
im disappoint

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>> No.10780792

godfucking damnit I hated that gay show

>> No.10780812

Can someone please post the Chinese pork belly webm? I need it for tonight, thanks.

>> No.10780819


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>> No.10780841

It's not real, the full video is meant to be humorous, and is poking fun at these kinds of people specifically.

>> No.10780863


I guess we know why Junior never made breakfast now...

>> No.10780868

>4chan is actually an experimental neural network to find out the most accurate information on all sorts of subjecsts
So far the only conclusive piece of information they've gathered is that op is a fag.

>> No.10780874

That's a lot of text to say you're upset at something trivial

>> No.10780879

and you know this how?

>> No.10780916


>> No.10780925

>webm with almost no focus on food
>entirely dialogue driven but no sound or subtitles
>shit quality
I agree, you are making this thread even worse.

>> No.10780948

How egg go out without breaking man?!?

>> No.10781001

poor thing pissed itself out of fear

>> No.10781012


Log shaped :')

>> No.10781506

imagine a world where you can take wire and a hook and just wrap some fake vines and greenery around it. You live in it now!

>> No.10781515

Eggs fried in motor oil. So that is what they mean when they say high cocktane.

>> No.10781665

Does anyone have the webm where some douchebag cuts the end off a roast, cuts a slit on the inside, then turns it inside out

>> No.10782339

>When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back

>> No.10782451

Or an urban part.

>> No.10782499
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>> No.10782503
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>> No.10782538
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>> No.10782554

I can't wait for that wall to be built

>> No.10782609

tfw eaten here 2.5 years ago

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>> No.10782673

how was it?

>> No.10782680

pretty good i had some roti canai and roti telur. not great but still edible. They also had good milo ice.

>> No.10782720

lard + filthy pan

>> No.10782794

but how strong is its waterbottle flip game

>> No.10782799

Use a fork you fucking retard.

>> No.10782802

Anon, I...

>> No.10782806


>> No.10782866

These always piss me off because it's such a bastardization of chilaquiles that whomever thought this was a good idea should have their sons and daughters separated from them at the border and sold to russians for entertainment.

>> No.10782930

What would be the best use of this.

>> No.10782948

how is no one talking about this? lol this is worth more than the stupid egg cracker

>> No.10782963

why ? most of those processed cheese products main ingredience are real cheese (more than half of it), butter and milk concentrate

>> No.10782982


>> No.10782990

Because those single slice fake cheeses are flavorless and terrible examples of "cheese". Give me a crumbly cheddar any day, but don't melt it ffs. Use a softer cheese for that, like a raclette cheese or a smear ripened soft cheese like port salut. There is no real distinct character to any of the processed cheese, it's all just "cheddar style" and whatnot. Garbage!

>> No.10783000

holy hell this made me bust out laughing

>> No.10783001

Economy fleshlight.

>> No.10783042


This is only made in Mexico and for the love of god I hope it's only contained here.

>> No.10783070

i'm pretty sure thre are some good single slice cheeses products in america too. in europe, or at least in germany, austria, .. there are singles made from real cheddar, they taste like cheddar, just not that intense

>> No.10783206

this isn't basic autism, oh no, this is ADVANCED autism

>> No.10783250

God that's actually fucking smart

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>> No.10783329

You're learning about trolling for the first time today? Or did you think it was just dropping dank memes and using racist terms?

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>> No.10783503
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so I'm going to need her channel to give a like and subscribe

>> No.10783535

did he have to be a faggot about it?

>> No.10783543

someone post the boogie wwbbums

>> No.10783566

The guy in this video looks like a sim.

>> No.10783709

I never NOT open this webm

>> No.10783722

this is so fucking great

>> No.10783866

Damn, I'm Mexican and I live in Mexico, we all hate this stuff too, it's just some trend that's been going on lately, I sincerely apologize

>> No.10783903

You might not think anybody knows what that is but I do sadly enough...

>> No.10783906

Just thinking how soggy they'd be makes me sick. It would honestly be better if they left the chips out of the entire mess.

>> No.10784107

According to the owners, the employees cleaning dishes in the street were new hires.

>> No.10784327

only you if you want mad cow infection on your dick

>> No.10784703

This shit is in America too but isn't in a chain, but with the humble corn man.

>> No.10784868

You mean a wife? Yeah, I wouldn't mind it.

>> No.10785027

Arent the people in Epic Meal Time like obese now?

>> No.10785115

People still post this one?

>> No.10785165

Hey guys I got this machine that can cut cheese perfectly.

"No you got to do it with a knife or it will get that machine taste."

>> No.10785185

Worse than Frito pie made in the bag.

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