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For me it is the cooking and food related webm

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>>10768118
what a trainwreck

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IT'S

>> No.10768728

>>10768118
Quintessential boomer sandwich.

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>> No.10768763

>>10768118
>>10768739
who wins in a knife fight?
palsy girl probably has the edge on stamina but sad grampa surely learned a couple of moves from his tour in korea

>> No.10768813

>>10768115
literally none of that looks appealing, all loooks packaged and shitty

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>>10768763
Palsy girl fights him naked as a distraction.

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>> No.10769186

Does anyone have the webm of an indian guy cooking eggs?

I saw him here once

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>>10769134

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>>10769186

>> No.10769258

>>10769241
oh god how does he fuck up eggs too

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>>10769241

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>>10768763
Based featureman would wreck her

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>>10769186

>> No.10769457

>>10769414
Cleanliness is next to godliness

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>>10768107

>> No.10769627

>>10769623
WHY

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>> No.10769692

>>10769644
So basically if I'm traveling somewhere and I want to know about the best places to go to, I should just start trolling.

>> No.10769709

>>10769230
Why do people do this?

>> No.10769800

>>10769414
i was waiting someone to squat and shit next to the person "washing" the plates at the end of the webm

>> No.10769809

>>10768739
>mfw I will never have a hot girl with cerebral parsley jerk me off

:(

>> No.10769815

>>10769809
>ywn have her breasts pressed against your face while she spasms on your cock
honestly lads, y even live?

>> No.10769820

>>10768669
Omfg that webm is infuriating

>> No.10769840

>>10769709
It's just a rhythm thing you get into, when you do hours of prep work in a restaurant you pick up little ticks and moves that become instinctive. It also helps get anything off the blade so that your next cut will be smooth.

>> No.10769844

>>10769414
Hey they're using soap what more do you want your highness?

>> No.10769870

>>10768665
the plant catching the chandelier was fake as shit

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>>10769840
But it's retarded.

>> No.10769893

>>10769627
some men just want to watch the world burn

>> No.10769913

>>10769644
>tony used to bait ck autists for restaurant recs
based

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>> No.10769987

>>10769876
>Pay hundreds of dollars to eat meat cooked with asparagus and kraft singles.

>> No.10769989

>>10768118
did he not remove the red plastic around the bologna!?

>> No.10770008

>>10768118
Aww that makes me feel bad. I bet he just wanted to show off his "cooking" for one time in his life, and some dick found it and decided to make this old man's bucket list item a joke

>> No.10770025

>>10769913
9/10 bait, nicely done anon.

>> No.10770027

>>10770008
Look up featureman on YouTube, the guy is a master-tier troll

>> No.10770035

>>10768763
Palsy's got the speed but lacks the accuracy, Oldman has the experience and he's closer to death eating shit sandwiches so he's got nothing to lose.

>> No.10770036

>>10769876
Yeah I know it is, but so are a lot of things when you think about them. Try not to lose sleep over what other people do with their knives when they're using them though, ok?

>> No.10770059

>>10769876
Buddy, stop trying to lash your salt cost by mixing it with your forearm skin flakes!

>> No.10770071

>>10769410
What the fuck is she cooking in? Motor oil?

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Red alert! Ja/ck/ has had another stroke!

>> No.10770110

>>10770083
>slowpoke.gif
yeah thanks we got it already

>> No.10770111

>>10770110
cringe

>> No.10770130

please somebody post it already.

you know what i'm talking about.

i can't stand the anticipation anymore.

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>>10770130
Fuck off and die retard.

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>> No.10770292

>>10769258
He's afraid of heat. Pans are never hot enough and he always cautiously drops meat into barely warm oil. His food is always anaemic looking as a result and only makes passable food in a smoker because it does all the work for him

>> No.10770294

>>10770134
Such a nice and loved person

>> No.10770300

>>10770294
cringe

>> No.10770301

>>10768739
My codependency is on max level watching this

>> No.10770302

>>10770111
>cringe
Yup that's exactly what we all thought when we read your post.

>> No.10770303

>>10770134
Why do they explain how to make it? It's kinda self-evident.

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>> No.10770307

>>10770008
Cry me a river gayboy

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>>10770303
Because retards will click the video on facebook

>> No.10770358

>>10769134
>featureman
thats actually mad impressive, fuck pulling that shit I'd sever my hand

>> No.10770369

>>10769449
this dude has such flair

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>>10769893
>>10769627
yep

>> No.10770476

>>10768665
LOOOOOOOL XD!!!!!

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>> No.10770493

>>10770485
>all that autism and it still isn't a clean cut
kek

>> No.10770495

>>10770493
2/10 bait
try harder next time

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>>10770305

>> No.10770518

>>10768118
I was rooting for him so hard towards the end.

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>>10770493
I can't tell that you're either retarded or just downright trolling

>> No.10770581

>>10770528
>or

>> No.10770592

>>10770528
Not him, and not autistic, but I guess I'm retarded. How is that a clean cut?

>> No.10771080

>>10769457
In that they are both the absence of something unpleasant.

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>>10769951
>8 scoops

>> No.10771136

>>10769443
What's it say? Why is he so disgusted?

>> No.10771143

>>10771136
beminine benip :D

>> No.10771150

>>10769449
love his one handed technique, and how he throws the knife down

>> No.10771155

>>10769692
4chan is actually an experimental neural network to find out the most accurate information on all sorts of subjecsts

>> No.10771193

>>10768118
I wanted to laugh, but know that's me one day it makes me sad

>> No.10771212

>>10768107
>food
not on my fucking board

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>>10768665
>laptop falls on baby

>> No.10771258

>>10768118
>The way he picks up speed when he goes to eat the sandwich
Damn man.

>> No.10771269

>>10769623
This is what I mean when I say well done.

>> No.10771272

>>10769644
>4chan shitposted him to death.

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>>10769840
>>10770036
That's not even it, usually chefs tap the knife to fix their grip on the knife
but he's retarded he smashed the knife on the cutting board dulling the blade.

>> No.10771277

>>10769230
I want to lick his salty arm.

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>> No.10771334

>>10770485
Why is it split that way?

>> No.10771351

>>10771310
How does he get out of there?

>> No.10771359

>>10770358
he's wearing a slash-proof glove, but it's still impressive

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>>10771359
>he

>> No.10771367

>>10771351
Doesn't get to go home until he sells all the eggs.

>> No.10771456

>>10771334
incompetence

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>> No.10771461

>>10768115
devlish

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>>10770083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgPe25p3exc

>this was posted a week ago

Jesus Christ.

>> No.10771485

>>10770592
it's not meant to be a clean cut. it's done like that to split the cheese down the middle to show the crystalline structure so you know it's not cheap shit

>> No.10771610

>>10770305
>__ _________ ______ __ ____?

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>>10769709

>> No.10772630

>>10768763
dude. you think because he moves/talks slow that there isn't a fucking beast lurking there?
that's how he gets you. there are horror movies about men like him.
you watch your mouth.

>> No.10772639

>>10768118
>>10769989
It was there when he picked it up, but it disappeared when he put it back down 3 seconds later. You can't explain that.

>> No.10772646

>>10768118
remember to watch your salt intake if you dont want your hands trembling like that in the future

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>> No.10772716

>>10771310
>filename
good job anon

>> No.10772779

>>10768118
His videos are satire.

>> No.10772824

>>10770071
Yes

>> No.10772853

>>10768669
what the fuck

>> No.10772859

>>10770305
needs moar epic bacon narwhals >:DD

>> No.10772863

>>10772715
I can feel the aids from here

>> No.10772869

>>10770083
> Visual presentation of Jack blowing out his asshole

>> No.10772878
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>>10768665

Bravo ole boy.

Thanks for that.

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>>10772869
>the best prolapse you've ever had

>> No.10772885

>>10768728
I know right?
Needs more soy and tide pods.

>> No.10772894

>>10769414

What is the even the point of the hair nets?

>> No.10772898
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>>10772689
Impressive Ja/ck/-tier performance

>> No.10772904

>>10770493
HURRRRRR

>> No.10772911

>>10772702
PORQUE

>> No.10772930
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>>10772911
Because she is a quirky millennial hired by a leftist rag

>> No.10772943

>>10770134
this angers me

>> No.10773129

>>10771457
This is very comparable to colonialism and the right wing politics of the USA today

>> No.10773164

>>10769709
because it gets chicks wet and you end up instagram which gets them even wetter so you get a big tip followed by giving them your big tip ha ha ha

>> No.10773198

>>10768107

the fuck are they doing with that knife

>> No.10773206

>>10769951
An African plantation worker ruined his back for this.

>> No.10773293

>>10770292
but eggs can be cooked on low heat he just needs to leave them for longer

>> No.10773809

>>10769644
he deserved to die

>> No.10773840

>>10773809
You were one of the people that Bourdain shitposted, weren't you?

>> No.10773866

>>10768118
>He botches the bologna
>the egg too

>> No.10773902

>>10769876
Yellow cheese was a mistake

>> No.10773947

>>10770461
All this for baking soda?!

>> No.10774020

Anyone got the link to that one fucking horrifying Philipino carbonara? Or even a webm of it

>> No.10774044

>>10771310

I bet she fucks like a fighter jet

>> No.10774051

>>10770278
yeah so is there more to this or...?

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>> No.10774699

>>10773129
it is perhaps the most important webm you will ever see

>> No.10775411

>>10771721
perhaps the most retarded shit I see people do.

>> No.10775540

>>10770461
I was not expecting that to be how cocaine is actually made. Why would anyone do that.

>> No.10775581

>>10772930
this aint /pol/, faggot

>> No.10775596

>>10769241
>has another stroke

>> No.10775627

>>10772646
the fuck does salt have to do with shaky hands

>> No.10775630

>>10775540
Because it's fun lmao

>> No.10775637

>>10774051
It's probably Camille Crimson.

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>>10772702

>> No.10775827

>>10772630
I love your videos Featureman

>> No.10775858

>>10772715
It says 'zagat' so it's good

>> No.10776042

>>10770008
You don't have to worry, the guy actually trolls on purpose.

>> No.10776445

>>10769692
Yep. You can do the same on /a/ to request an anime or ask for sauce.
If you straight up ask you'll get flamed and smug anime girl pics thrown at you, instead just call something yaoi/yuri shit or call someone out on having shit taste and if they dont straight up tell you sauce, they'll inadvertently recommend a bunch of similar but better anime to you.

>> No.10776450

>>10770305
someone needs to post this with the Lord of the Rings Isengard theme playing over it

>> No.10776515

>>10772715
The only redeemable thing about this is that I know this faggot will be dead soon.

>> No.10776541
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>> No.10776657

>>10768118
For fucks' sake, Woodhouse!

>> No.10776844

>>10769230
I don't know what's juicier, the steak or him

>> No.10776852

>>10776541
perfection

>> No.10777447

>>10772715
>this is the guy that wants to star a civil war and overthrow the president of The united states

>> No.10777533

>>10770278
>YWN

>> No.10777548

>>10772702
>ice filtration
so odd seeing a heston blumenthal treatment used on doritos. truly we are living in the future.

>> No.10777551

>>10768739
She better thank God every day she was born with a vagina.

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>>10769417
>Raisins on pizza and pickle sandwich
This guy def trolling also no old man alcky shakes this video

>> No.10777560

>>10772715
imagine having a life so easy and boring that you have to invent imaginary problems such as: needing to blot grease off your pizza, being too prissy to pick up and eat the food like a normal person, eating food like someone with broken arms, put on a glove instead of let the other person grab the food themselves. holy shit why does the left have to invent so many problems? do they feel guilty about having a cushy life because of mommy and daddy's trust fund? is that why they always have to be outraged about literally nothing?

>> No.10777562

>>10772880
>best ___ you've EVER had
that's awfully close to trademark infringement buddy. expect to hear from jack's lawyers any day now

>> No.10777565

>>10769449
Pajeets look like they actually have a fun and vast culinary culture like cooks always look they enjoy making the food and the food looks varied it's a shame all their drinking water is tainted with feces

>> No.10777570

>>10768118
oh fuck this is so sad and hilarious at the same time

>> No.10777571

>>10773129
>he thinks right wing politics are exclusive to the USA
wew boy you've got a rude awakening coming

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>>10769623
>Nah that's what I call extra crispy!

>> No.10777576

>>10772715
>autistically blobbing fat off the top with a napkin
>face is literally greasier than the pizza
why are faggots so oblivious?

>> No.10777577

>>10769241
>raw egg covered in oil
I'm so glad this sack of shit had another stroke.

>> No.10777580

>>10772646
>he thinks salt is the cure for parkinson's disease
dont just sit there dude, you're sitting on a medical goldmine! write your paper and get it published and earn your nobel prize!

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>>10768665
I will say the candle melting the stick of butter on an incline is pretty clever and gave me a chuckle

>> No.10777587

>>10769644
This is unironically a decent strat for a ot of things. I've used it to gain really good information on a topic that I want to write a paper about. for example. You just make a thread arguing the opposite position in a slightly trollish manner, and people spend hours researching and summarizing sourced arguments against you to prove you wrong.

>> No.10777589

>>10771274
>chefs need to fix their grip on the knife
>he doesnt realize actual legit chefs just use rubber bands on the handles of their knives
holy shit you're an idiot

>> No.10777608

>>10771721
it's literally a reflex from cutting and prepping for hours and hours. look at michel roux jr, he's not "fixing his grip" on the knife when he taps it down like >>10771274 says. its literally just a way to make sure your knife is square to the work and that everything after the first cut goes as expected. have none of you ever worked in a kitchen before?? its extremely common. im honestly shocked you autists care so much about something so trivial and unimportant.

>> No.10777615

>>10771334
To preserve the 'grain' of the curd
Only hard rind Italian cheeses are split that way

>> No.10777620

>>10777585
I'm a vegan, and I can tell you that this would be absolutely awful.

>> No.10777626

>>10775581
It isn't reddit either, newfaggot. Get used to it.

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>>10777557
Fuck wrong webm I saw an Asian in my thumbnail and went for it without realizing what it was

>> No.10777648

>>10777615
>to preserve the artistic integrity of the product
orrrrr its just easier to do it that way. imagine trying to cut through that bigass wheel of cheese with like a chef's knife or something absurd? it's simply conservation of momentum to get to break open following its own structure. but of course centuries of italians following the path of least resistance = mystical and magical cheese grains that neeeeeed to be gently coaxed open to allow the creamy integrity of the grass fed milk time to permeate the entire wheel. god i hate hipster foodie bullshit. they're all split the same way because its fucking easy to portion it up, moron.

>> No.10777689

>>10777557
What the fuck

>> No.10777692

>>10770071
"Browned" butter, probably

>> No.10777734

>>10777585
look at those shrek hands

>> No.10777756

>>10770278
Québon, tabarnak de câlisse

>> No.10777762
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>> No.10777768

>>10777585
>>10777734
They're more like pig trotters IMO
Somebody make some broth

>> No.10777801

>>10777560
i think you're the only one who is outraged here anon

>> No.10777870

>>10777801
>outrage
oh i get it, youre one of those thin-skinned kids who think everyone is "yelling" at them. you probably got nervous reading someone having something not nice to say about someone else, didnt you? even though there are no caps or anything even remotely violent or angry in the text. i didnt get anything 'outraged' from his post, maybe that outrage is something you brought in to the discussion yourself and are trying to impose upon others? not sure but i dont see anything agry or typical 4chan sperging in that post. despacito.

>> No.10777884

>>10777762
That's just gimbab

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>> No.10778225

>>10778213
>dumb broad's monkey face shown more than the product
jesus christ i hate women

>> No.10778229

>>10772779
who is he, link his channel

>> No.10778230

>>10778218
>look at how stretchy this flavorless "low moisture" mozzarella is
k

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>> No.10778254

>>10771136
he's actually jizzing his pants because they look delicious
it's from s1 ep5 of Kantaro, on netflix

>> No.10778257

>>10778236
a sane person would have edited this out in order to preserve the appearance of competency, it baffles my mind that he includes all this shit in his vids. does he not know that he can start and stop the camera multiple times? its not like he's recording on film in one take like julia child or something, wtf?

>> No.10778296

>>10768115
No no no fuck you

>> No.10778315

>>10778225
No, you hate that woman

>> No.10778316

>>10771129
GROZANELD GRRUMMPPPFFFFFFF

>> No.10778353

>>10772859
>newfags dont know epic meal time was popular before the digg exodus and think everything revolves around plebbit
oh

>> No.10778415

>>10768107
The best webm

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i made some oc

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>> No.10778607

>>10778579
I would unironically buy this

>> No.10778628

>>10777762
>Brown hands
>eating sushi with chopsticks

>> No.10778640

>>10777557
>Not wasting these faggots during thier interpretive dance spaz attack

What the fuck.

>> No.10778655

>>10777801
Fuck off

>> No.10778709

>>10769644
I don't care when celebrities die but this bummed me out. What a champ.

>> No.10778781

>>10771334
because he's incompetent, a guy that actually know what he's doing can do that with less steps in like 10 seconds and with aperfect cut.

>> No.10778809

>>10777633
>>10777557
Wait

source needed

>> No.10778824

>>10778809
Tampopo for the first, and the second webm says The.OA.S01E08.

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>>10777762
>>10778213

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>>10778579
So how does it magically fix a poorly hard boiled egg to make the shell easy to get off?

>> No.10778868

>>10778607
Just look up "egg cracker" on eBay or AliExpress, you can get clones for a couple bucks.

>> No.10778913

>>10778868
I would never buy chink shit

>> No.10778957

>>10771136
I think that says 天国, heaven.

>> No.10778969

>>10768115
the jack cuts are too obvious, they should shorten them so it blends in with the rest
1/5

>> No.10779003

>>10770134
I'd smash the Cadbury one

>> No.10779025

>>10768118
>>10778229
https://www.youtube.com/user/Featureman

>> No.10779092

>>10778579
Copping this, i sure hope it works for soft boiled

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>>10777585
>Those fat fucking hands
Disgusting

>> No.10779698

>>10768669
ROMAINE
MYSTERY MEAT COOKED TO FUCK
FLOUR SHELLS THAT EXPIRED A WEEK AGO

AND

CUCUMBER

>> No.10779773

>>10771310
HOOOOW
eg

>> No.10779779

>>10771310
How do he howwywoww do he how dohehow do?

>> No.10779840

>>10777633
me on the right

>> No.10780003

>>10778709
https://youtu.be/mP9FfIoU6lQ?t=4m51s

>> No.10780048
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>>10778579
You're better than that other egg posting faggot.

>> No.10780063

>>10780048
I've probably cut 1000 mangoes in my life and they're still my least favorite fruit to work with (aside from chewing off the excess fruit from the seed).

>> No.10780080

>>10772689
Some things are best left to the void, this did not need to exist

>> No.10780092

>>10770485
imagine the smell...

>> No.10780111

>>10780063
I just eat mangos with my bare hands. The skin peels off of a ripe one very easily, and it's a very satisfying experience to eat all the flesh from the rind and seed.

>> No.10780119

>>10777608

seems like you care more. B+ on your essay.

>> No.10780189

>>10777585
>I'm vegan because it's healthier for you.
>>10777620
I'm a fatass, and I can tell you that this would be absolutely awful.

>> No.10780224

>>10768118
I'm not even laughing
this just makes me sad

>> No.10780462

>>10778213
>Literally half the video is just her posing with the drink
Who drinks out of a jar anyway?

>> No.10780470

>>10780462
I take it you have never been to a rural part of the USA

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>>10774099
imagine what his belly feels like if those things where goin crazy like that in the bottle

>> No.10780523

>>10780462
I have never been to the US. Can confirm that we don't do that in Australian Highland though.

>> No.10780570

>>10778213
I'm too high and ended up here instead of /asp/ is this a work or a shoot?

>> No.10780577

>>10780570
I don't understand your words.

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this is one of the worst webm threads in a while

>> No.10780588

>>10770134
Coconut seems reasonable, but what the fuck is up with carrots?

>> No.10780592

>>10769876
>that cheese
why?

>> No.10780595

>>10780588
They're just playing around. Testing the limits.

>> No.10780597

>>10780592
For attention.
Everything this guy does is an act.

>> No.10780612

>>10780597
literally every cheese would've been a better decision. Even if it's just supposed to look tasty.

>> No.10780660

>>10768107
i thought
>nice good steak, simple dish but decent webm
>suddenly cutting while filming so whole steak goes back and forth with the knife
>no insides were shown
im disappoint

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>>10771310
EG?!

>> No.10780792

>>10777557
godfucking damnit I hated that gay show

>> No.10780812

Can someone please post the Chinese pork belly webm? I need it for tonight, thanks.

>> No.10780819

>>10778809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-klRc5wmE8

>> No.10780821

>>10780691
HOW!

>> No.10780841

>>10772863
>>10775858
>>10776515
>>10777447
>>10777576
>>10777560
It's not real, the full video is meant to be humorous, and is poking fun at these kinds of people specifically.

>> No.10780863

>>10768739

I guess we know why Junior never made breakfast now...

>> No.10780868

>>10771155
>4chan is actually an experimental neural network to find out the most accurate information on all sorts of subjecsts
So far the only conclusive piece of information they've gathered is that op is a fag.

>> No.10780874

>>10777870
That's a lot of text to say you're upset at something trivial

>> No.10780879

>>10780841
and you know this how?

>> No.10780916

>>10780812
Bump

>> No.10780925

>>10780579
>webm with almost no focus on food
>entirely dialogue driven but no sound or subtitles
>shit quality
I agree, you are making this thread even worse.

>> No.10780948

>>10771310
How egg go out without breaking man?!?

>> No.10781001

>>10776541
poor thing pissed itself out of fear

>> No.10781012

>>10778846

Log shaped :')

>> No.10781506

>>10769870
imagine a world where you can take wire and a hook and just wrap some fake vines and greenery around it. You live in it now!

>> No.10781515

>>10770071
Eggs fried in motor oil. So that is what they mean when they say high cocktane.

>> No.10781665

Does anyone have the webm where some douchebag cuts the end off a roast, cuts a slit on the inside, then turns it inside out

>> No.10782339

>>10772689
>When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back

>> No.10782451

>>10780470
Or an urban part.

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>>10781665

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>> No.10782554

>>10782538
I can't wait for that wall to be built

>> No.10782609

>>10769414
tfw eaten here 2.5 years ago

>> No.10782627

>>10776657
underrated

>> No.10782673

>>10782609
how was it?

>> No.10782680

>>10782673
pretty good i had some roti canai and roti telur. not great but still edible. They also had good milo ice.

>> No.10782720

>>10770071
lard + filthy pan

>> No.10782794

>>10777573
but how strong is its waterbottle flip game

>> No.10782799

>>10768107
Use a fork you fucking retard.

>> No.10782802

>>10778913
Anon, I...

>> No.10782806

>>10782503
rosebud

>> No.10782866

>>10782538
These always piss me off because it's such a bastardization of chilaquiles that whomever thought this was a good idea should have their sons and daughters separated from them at the border and sold to russians for entertainment.

>> No.10782930

>>10782503
What would be the best use of this.

>> No.10782948

>>10778581
how is no one talking about this? lol this is worth more than the stupid egg cracker

>> No.10782963

>>10780612
why ? most of those processed cheese products main ingredience are real cheese (more than half of it), butter and milk concentrate

>> No.10782982

>>10780570
kek

>> No.10782990

>>10782963
Because those single slice fake cheeses are flavorless and terrible examples of "cheese". Give me a crumbly cheddar any day, but don't melt it ffs. Use a softer cheese for that, like a raclette cheese or a smear ripened soft cheese like port salut. There is no real distinct character to any of the processed cheese, it's all just "cheddar style" and whatnot. Garbage!

>> No.10783000

>>10782499
holy hell this made me bust out laughing

>> No.10783001

>>10782930
Economy fleshlight.

>> No.10783042

>>10782538
>Latinos

This is only made in Mexico and for the love of god I hope it's only contained here.

>> No.10783070

>>10782990
i'm pretty sure thre are some good single slice cheeses products in america too. in europe, or at least in germany, austria, .. there are singles made from real cheddar, they taste like cheddar, just not that intense

>> No.10783206

>>10782538
this isn't basic autism, oh no, this is ADVANCED autism

>> No.10783250

>>10769644
God that's actually fucking smart

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>> No.10783329

>>10783250
You're learning about trolling for the first time today? Or did you think it was just dropping dank memes and using racist terms?

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>>10777633

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>>10778213
>>10777762
so I'm going to need her channel to give a like and subscribe

>> No.10783535

>>10778846
did he have to be a faggot about it?

>> No.10783543

someone post the boogie wwbbums

>> No.10783566

>>10778846
The guy in this video looks like a sim.

>> No.10783709

>>10768115
I never NOT open this webm

>> No.10783722

>>10768669
this is so fucking great

>> No.10783866

>>10782538
Damn, I'm Mexican and I live in Mexico, we all hate this stuff too, it's just some trend that's been going on lately, I sincerely apologize

>> No.10783903

>>10782806
You might not think anybody knows what that is but I do sadly enough...

>> No.10783906

>>10782538
Just thinking how soggy they'd be makes me sick. It would honestly be better if they left the chips out of the entire mess.

>> No.10784107

>>10782609
According to the owners, the employees cleaning dishes in the street were new hires.

>> No.10784327

>>10783001
only you if you want mad cow infection on your dick

>> No.10784703

>>10783866
This shit is in America too but isn't in a chain, but with the humble corn man.

>> No.10784868

>>10784327
You mean a wife? Yeah, I wouldn't mind it.

>> No.10785027

>>10770305
Arent the people in Epic Meal Time like obese now?

>> No.10785115

>>10768115
People still post this one?

>> No.10785165

>>10770485
Hey guys I got this machine that can cut cheese perfectly.

"No you got to do it with a knife or it will get that machine taste."

>> No.10785185

>>10782538
Worse than Frito pie made in the bag.

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