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Welcome back to C-Chorped with Alice3D!
The premier c-cooking show on whatever b-board this is!
Come g-get a home cooked meal, made w-with love, just for you!

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ulincmqvfV

>> No.10763817
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10763817

Todays Dish is Chicken Penne Pasta!
Very easy to m-make, very hard to fuck up.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eL9m8jUXVz

>> No.10763827
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10763827

>>10763805
>>10763817
>no feminine benis

>> No.10763829
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10763829

What's needed:
Chicken, cubed
Penne Pasta,
Garlic Powder,
Salt,
Pepper,
Italian Seasoning
Butter
Onion Powder

Very easy, affordable.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s04q9p2hk6mp

>> No.10763836
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10763836

How to:
Cube chicken,
Boil pasta,
Cook chicken in pan with butter
Add Garlic, spices, italian seasoning, salt pepper to taste
Drain pasta
Add pasta to pan, then mix in butter and parmesan

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1vuCdECIK5c

>> No.10763842
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10763842

what in tarnation is going on in here

>> No.10763843
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10763843

>>10763805
I don't trust women that go on 4chan

>> No.10763844

>>10763805
Post butthole

>> No.10763850
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10763850

>>10763844
no

>>10763843
cool

>>10763842
cooking

Pour the pasta into the pot. M-make sure you salt the water!
Just do it Anonymous, d-don't question me.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0v6xrYBRYp0

>> No.10763856

>>10763850
Why don't you stutter while talking in the vocaroos?

>> No.10763866
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10763866

>>10763856
W-why don't you?

>> No.10763867

>>10763805
>alice thread
>>>/b/

>> No.10763873
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10763873

Cut the chicken into even strips, then turn to cut the other way!
G-give that chicken a good cut j-just like your ex-girlfriend (old lefty) did!

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0oYBP8yYeM2

>> No.10763874

>>10763866
I just think you should in the future, it would match the way your posts look.

>> No.10763879

>>10763873
bet you sucked that old man's dirty phimotic cock in exchange for the knife you whore

>> No.10763882

>>10763879
This is probably true

>> No.10763883
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10763883

>>10763874
I'll c-consider it.

>>10763879
*blinks* What?

>> No.10763899
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10763899

C-cut the chicken into cubes. Not hard. Keep em even!

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1We0stDjnSe

>> No.10763916

You sound like F.L.U.D.D from Super Mario Sunshine.

>> No.10763923
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10763923

>>10763916
C-cool.


Dump the cubed chicken into the hot pan with b-butter to brown.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ebabz9RZyU

>> No.10763935
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10763935

Add the garlic powder, onion powder, salt, pepper, italian seasonings, and more butter to the pan.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RvtQ7cYry9

>> No.10763940

>>10763817
>eashy
Based lisp poster

>> No.10763947
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10763947

>>10763805
>implying you're not a tranny

>> No.10763949
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10763949

>>10763947
I'm n-not, but you d-do you.


Mix it all together now! P-put your elbows into it!

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0OTGfU1bzJ9

>> No.10763955

you need to give a shoutout for /ck/ in one of these dry erase boards

>> No.10763961
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10763961

>>10763955
Huh?


M-mix the pasta into the chicken real good like!

https://vocaroo.com/i/s07R4ZGDWijF

>> No.10763962
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10763962

Why are you doing this

>> No.10763969
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>>10763962
T-to help you learn how to c-cook <4

>> No.10763973

>>10763873
Use longer cutting motions instead of short sawing ones.

>>10763899
Jesus christ what are you doing?
https://cooking.nytimes.com/guides/23-basic-knife-skills
Read before you hurt yourself.

>> No.10763975

>>10763935
>vocaroo doesn't say to add Italian seasoning
>doesn't specify how much of each ingredient to add
Is this one of those unreliable narrator things?

>> No.10763977

Is this a social experiment?
Are you a trap? Your forearm and wrist look manly.
Why are you posting cooking videos on this board?

>> No.10763986
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10763986

>>10763973
I'll d-decline.

>>10763975
What?

>>10763977
T-to help you learn how to cook.
I'm a b-biological female.


Add Parmesan cheese to the mixture. Heat through and enjoy.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0bLqRqbBC40

>> No.10763992

>>10763986
DRY

>> No.10763998

>>10763992
The chicken wasn't browned, either. What a shitshow. Where the fuck is Patti?

>> No.10763999

>>10763873
>those awful, awful knife skills
holy shit, please learn to use a knife or buy pre-sliced chicken before you cut off all of your digits

>> No.10764001
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10764001

>>10763992
It w-was actually a bit too wet.

>> No.10764004
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10764004

>>10763999
I h-have nerve damage, and my t-teacher always said the chef w-with cut meat at t-the end is the victor!

>> No.10764009

>>10763961
God I wish that were me

>> No.10764011

>>10764004
sure, but the chef with no fingers can't cook at all

learn how to cut please

>> No.10764013

>>10763947
This holy fuck isnt it obvious

>> No.10764014
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10764014

>>10764011
I appreciate your c-concern, but I'm fine.


W-Well Anonymous, dinner is served!
Tell m-me what you think <4

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qp5LGiZCMj

>> No.10764019

>>10763805
>recently had to move back in with parents, because alcoholic degenerate
>feeling exceptionally horrible about myself
>come into tranny attention seeking whore thread making mediocre food
>on a micronesian avant-garde autistic inspired arts and crafts internet forum

Thanks for the moral boost anon-chan, my life reallly isn't all that bad. Also, that satin dress is tacky and doesn't hide your man thighs very well.

>> No.10764028

>>10764014
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qp5LGiZCMj
disgusting voice, post tits already

>> No.10764029

>>10763805
what an obnoxious thread. something to auto hide along with 80% of the shitposting on this board.

sage in all fields or something.

>> No.10764030

>>10764001
>too wet
>TOO
>WET
Jesus Christ, I weep for you lad
>>10764014
Please learn how to present your fucking food laddo.

>> No.10764034

>>10764014
>apartment with shit stacked on the floor
Filthy degenerate.

>> No.10764035

>>10764014
>served with a pepsi
>pasta served in a bowl
>not sauteed with the sauce hence dry as fuck
stop cooking anytime

>> No.10764043
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10764043

>>10764019
S-sorry, I'm a biological female, and I h-hate attention.

Try again.

>>10764028
No.

>>10764029
G-good luck with that.

>>10764030
I'm n-not a lad.

>>10764034
Kay!

>>10764035
I c-choose never.

>> No.10764048

OP are you ok? Is your life going alright?

>> No.10764049

>>10764035
BUT ANON
IT WAS TOO WET

>> No.10764054

>>10763805
Posting on multiple boards?
(adv/r9k/other?)

>> No.10764059

>>10764035
>pasta served in a bowl
what's wrong with this?

>> No.10764062

;n; I just finished self-sucking and NOW I see this thread...

>> No.10764065
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10764065

>>10764048
I'm q-quite good, thank you <4 W-what about you?

>>10764054
Many many boards.


>>10764062
gross.


T-that was m-my thread! Thank you for joining me! H-hope you enjoyed it as much as I did <4

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wMdsNXkkAz

>> No.10764083

I've been thinking about doing this for a while only I'm a gross, overweight, disgusting neckbeard and I can't cook. Would that make it more interesting? I doubt it. And unfortunately I don't think I'm so terrible at cooking that not forcing myself to do badly would be amusing so it would suck anyway.

>> No.10764087

lets see some tit you slut

>> No.10764092
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>>10764083
Dear, if you w-want to do it, go d-do it.
You'll get better with time, and if you put love and care into it, I'm s-sure you'll make a product that people will enjoy.

>> No.10764099

>>10764065
Nice thread OP. And for you idiots complaining make your own OC and post it or shut the fuck up.

>> No.10764100
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10764100

>>10764099
I'm g-glad you enjoyed it darling.

>> No.10764105

>>10764100
Holy shit, you mentally ill faggots are the worst. Literally disgusting.

>> No.10764108

>>10763805
You are a cute trap. <3

>> No.10764110
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>>10764105
*patpat* H-hope you get the help you need, dear.

>> No.10764111

>>10764099
>shut the fuck up
Quivering in my boots mate.

>> No.10764113

knife skills
chicken isn't browned.
reserve some pasta water to and throw it in when mixing the sauce with the cooked pasta. the starch in the water will help the sauce stick to the pasta nicely.
grate your parm fresh from a block.

>> No.10764115

I will give anything ANYTHING to suck your feminine penis. PLEASE I'LL PAY YOU WHAT YOU WANT JUST LET ME SUCK IT PLEASE I NER TO SUCJ IT RFJT JOW IM GONNA FUUCKIN AHHHJBBBB

>> No.10764123
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10764123

>>10764108
I'm n-not a trap, but thank you.

>>10764113
Thank you f-for the advice, but I p-prefer it without reserved water.


>>10764115
I d-don't have one. Go away.

>> No.10764133

>>10764123
How often do you choke on your dry food?

>> No.10764134

>>10764123
do you have an amazon wishlist so i can become your beta orbiter?

>> No.10764144

>>10764123
Post feet

>> No.10764145
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10764145

>>10764133
I d-don't have dry food.

>>10764134
No, n-nor do I want that.

>> No.10764150

>>10764110
You're the sick one lol, why would I need help? Sorry you can't accept the way you were born but that's really your problem and not mine.

>> No.10764156

>>10764145
Post hair

>> No.10764157

>>10764123
>>10764145
Stop stutterposting. It loses itself charm after the first post.

>> No.10764158
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>>10764150
G-given you went to a thread you didn't like and d-decided to insult people f-for no real reason and w-with no evidence, I'm going t-to go with you are definitely in need of help <4

Seek medical attention dear. It's never too late.

>>10764144
no

>> No.10764160

>>10764145
>he stutter types but hasn't keeps himself yet
What are you waiting for, faggot?

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>>10764157
No.

>>10764160
I d-don't even know what this means, and I'm female.


>>10764156
also no

>> No.10764167

>>10764158
>hiding behind anime girls
>not a faggot tranny
pick one, manhands

>> No.10764171

>>10763805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzFyQW8isY4

You sound like Kate Micucci

>> No.10764175

>>10763805
>that 30 year old boomer roleplaying as an anime on a food and cooking forum

>> No.10764177
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>>10764163
>also no

>> No.10764184

>>10764163
I larp as a femanon on 4chan too, senpai. ^w^

>> No.10764188
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>>10764167
S-sorry, I don't hide behind anime girls.


>>10764171
Cool.

>>10764184
I d-don't larp.

>>10764177
*shrugs*

>> No.10764191

>>10764163
Just because you wish you were born a female that doesn't make you a female, my guy. Time to stop playing "make believe" and grow up.

>> No.10764200

>>10764014
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0bLqRqbBC40
>Pepsi

You don't have any Dr. Pepper?

>> No.10764203

>>10763805
it's pronounced Ch-chorped, say it out loud you hideous fuckwit

>> No.10764207
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10764207

>>10764191
C-correct, the two X's and lack of Y's in m-my DNA does.

Try again.

>>10764200
S-sadly not.

>>10764203
No it isn't.

>> No.10764208

What is this shit doing here?

Shouldn't you be tending to your "home"?

>> No.10764218

>>10764207
How much more of this Touhou slut are you going to post?

>> No.10764219
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>>10764188
Cool story, bro. Now let’s see that hot benis.

>> No.10764223

>>10764208
Just some attention starved weeb fag larping as a girl and stutter typing, literally the biggest waste of carbon imaginable.

>> No.10764229

I'm in love, will you marry me and we can cook each other yummy meals?

>> No.10764230

>>10764223
I know who she is. Just didn't think she'd contaminate /ck/ with this.

>> No.10764231

>/ck/ cook along
>it's an attention whore making pasta
you do realize a fast food thread died for this garbage, yeah?

>> No.10764238

>>10764230
>she
>those manly knees
>those broad shoulders
>those man hands
>"she"
Oof

>> No.10764240
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>>10764208
*blinks* I am.

>>10764218
P-probably a lot.

>>10764219
Don't h-have one.

>>10764229
Sadly n-not.

>>10764231
I'm n-not an attention whore, try again <4

>> No.10764245

>>10764240
I thought you were different Alice. I thought we were on the same page. But you're just like all the rest. Gang weeders rise up! Gamers unite!

>> No.10764247

>>10764238
Yeah, she looks like a man but she doesn't have a penis.

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>>10764245
*thumbs up*

>> No.10764254

>>10764240
If you're going to keep this shitty thread up, the least you could do is post the more racy images.

>> No.10764261

I appreciate OC in many forms but I have to admit, the stutter-typing and *actions* made this a little painful to read.
Good on you though, you've provided some entertainment for a bunch of people.

>> No.10764268

be my gf?
also pls dont be a tranny

>> No.10764272
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>>10764254
N-no thank you.

>>10764261
I d-did my best.

>>10764268
N-no thank you.
I am a b-biological female.

>> No.10764274

>>10764254
She(male) won’t even post her dick

>> No.10764275

>>10764247
pics or it didn't happen

>> No.10764279

>>10764065
>Many many boards.
slutty whore

>> No.10764284

>>10764274
>he doesn't have the pictures

>> No.10764288

>>10764275
If you really want to know whether or not she has a penis, hang out with her. Put in the work if you want your answers, I don't owe you shit.

>> No.10764290
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10764290

>>10764288
Or j-just ask me. Because I d-don't.

>> No.10764297

>>10763805
>Alice3D
>Alice
THAT'S A NIGGA

>> No.10764298

>>10764290
Nobody believes you if you just tell them. You know that.

But if you hang around long enough you'll start to notice that there aren't really a lot of places for a penis to hide.

>> No.10764306
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10764306

>>10764298
*shrugs* If p-people care that much, they could j-just come to my streams. Or c-contact me directly.

Email: loveoverwhelming@gmail.com
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Discord: Alice#8225
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube, PSN, XBOX LIve, NintendoNetwork, KIK: celtyplays
Instagram: nanopup
Nintendo Friend Code: SW-6672-3676-9399
and of course, my chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

>> No.10764311

>>10764290
Post-op? Cancerous.

>> No.10764313

>>10764288
>hang-out with an attention whore
I'll pass on that mate, thanks for the kind advice.

>> No.10764317

>>10764306
>patreon
OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.10764318
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10764318

>>10764306
>Nintendo friend code
This is some next level shilling. Thanks for the kek femanon.

>> No.10764324

>>10764306
>they could j-just come to my streams.

That's basically what I was telling them to do.

>> No.10764326
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>>10764306
>patreon
>people are actually paying $37 for this shit
holy smokes this is a riot

>> No.10764333
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>>10764311
N-nope. Biological female.

>>10764317
It's l-literally a joke made f-from all the dumb shit /b/ asks of me.

>>10764318
I l-like to play Mario Kart w-with anons.

>>10764326
Yes and if y-you notice, it's a joke.

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>>10764333
you're a joke

>> No.10764345

>>10764333
>200 dollars for the smallest bit of lewd
Is this what being a paypig is supposed to be like?

>> No.10764360

>>10764345
If you just hang around her, she shows off more than she means to a not insignificant amount of time.

Some guy has a picture of her ass that he posts often enough so you'll see it sooner or later.

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>>10764338
G-good to hear.

>> No.10764449 [DELETED] 

>>10764306
Where do you make those scheduled threads? What's the hotbox?

>> No.10764466

>>10764361
Why are you typing like that?

>> No.10764472

>>10764466
it's what they think women type like

>> No.10764476

Alice is cute!

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>>10764466
L-like what?

>> No.10764493

>>10764466
He thinks if he talks like the people from his favorite Chinese cartoons then he'll pass as a girl, what a stupid idiot

>> No.10764495
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>>10764493
S-sorry, I'm a biological female.

F-feel free to come to my stream if you like, tonights movie is Paprika: https://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox

B-bai~

>> No.10764497

Why do you make your threads on /b/? That board is scary and major ick.

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>>10764497
It's b-better than this one, by leaps and bounds.

>> No.10764499

>>10764477
>>>/lgbt/

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>>10764499
I d-don't belong there.

>> No.10764512

>>10764498
So then why are you posting here?

>> No.10764513

Are you NEET? Do you have NEET FEET?

>> No.10764517
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>>10764513
No. I w-work full time.

>>10764512
Because I d-do here.

>> No.10764532

>>10764498
hes right about one thing

>> No.10764533

>>10764517
But you just said this is a shitty board and the are lots of better ones, so why don't you go and leave us alone?

>> No.10764541

>>10764533
Let the thread die?

>> No.10764544

>>10764533
*throws hydrochloric acid in your face* leave her alone!!!

>> No.10764550

Autism.

>> No.10764593

>>10764503
Hey Alice have not spoken with you in a while but, I not in jail.

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What da fuggg is this shit

>> No.10764666

damn that voice is wayyyy to low

i thought it would be a qt voice

>> No.10764684

Oh gosh. I recogniza this woman (guy).

>> No.10764782

>>10764684
Nothing worse than trannies who try to pass as women, they all look awful

>> No.10764796

>>10764782
Alice is cute. Cute!

>> No.10764822

>>10764477
L-like you're not LARPing as a female on a sexual offender-themed anime bulletin board system.

>> No.10764881

>>10764796
She(him) is a real hon

>> No.10764884

>>10764796
Nothing sadder than mentally Ill faggots who still play make believe.

>> No.10764930

>>10764884
There is nothing sad about a feminine penis and satin smooth birl thighs.

>> No.10764966

>>10764930
I guess I found something sadder than all that: you. Kys faggot

>> No.10764972

>>10764966
But I don't have a sister to kiss?

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>>10764533
This is the most /ck/ related thread I've seen all week. Back up.

>> No.10765019

>>10765010
Why can't you freaks stay in your containment board? /lgbt/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>> No.10765053

>>10763805
How does a tranny get such feminine handwriting? Please respond I need to change mine

>> No.10765073

>>10765019
>>10765053
her twitch would seem to indicate she's female

>> No.10765092

>being so much of a beta that you fall for a tranny pretending and acting like a girl and you start orbiting it
darkest times

>> No.10765107

>>10765073
and yet all the pics and stutter typing and low voice vocaroos indicate a male

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WOW I wasn't gonna say anything until I saw that twitch profile. Absolutely degenerate just streaming your legs for the face cam. I'm guessing you haven't had the feminizing surgery done on your face yet?

>> No.10765146

>>10765139
Yeah he still needs to get his adams apple shaved and laser treatment on his 5 o clock shadow

>> No.10765199

This "cunt" spammed this on multiple boards fyi. A few have been deleted so far.

A cooking thread is okay here, but not on those other random boards. And avatarfagging is expressly against the rules.

>> No.10765264

I like her

>> No.10765430

>>10765264
It's not a her faghot, it's a man. Look at the wide shoulders, narrow hips, and huge manly hands. Ain't no chick.

>> No.10765440

>>10763935
you should fry your seasonings for a bit before you add the chicken btw

>> No.10765450

>>10765430
Eh, even if she has a dick, I don't care.

I'm not a tool.

>> No.10765456

>>10765450
>I'm not a fool
Lol okay faggot, whatever you say. Lol. Enjoy your man Alex, I mean "Alice" lolol

>> No.10765457

>>10765456
Go back to /pol/.

>> No.10765462

>>10765450
>she
>having a dick
Looks like someone's having trouble with their pronouns. Girls dont have dicks, retard. Only men have dicks.

>> No.10765463

>she stutters in a cooking guide thread
Why? To look cute? Dont do it. It lowers the quality of whatever it is you are doing

>> No.10765467

>>10765457
>le pol bogeyman
swing and a miss, dipshit. it's funny how you think the only people who don't like trannies are tards from pol, your pea brain cant fathom that normal people hate freak trannies or something? idiot.

>> No.10765468

>>10765462
No, I just appreciate when someone is putting in an effort into something and I'm not disrespectful.

Go back to watching jordan peterson or whatever it is you losers do these days

>> No.10765470

>>10765467
Normal people don't generally hate entire demographics

>> No.10765492

>>10764306
Do you ever wonder what your mother would think if she knew you were a pathetic attention whore who desperately craved (You)s and actually begged for money from strangers?

Re-evaluate your life, get the fuck off 4chan and set your house in order.

>> No.10765498

>>10765470
>entire demographics
Lol is that supposed to lend credence to your pathetic "movement"? you idiots can dye your hair and hide behind anime profile pics all day long but it'll never change your genes. just because there's a few of you out there doesn't mean you're "correct", idiot. Children eventually grow up and learn to stop playing make believe, when will you?

>> No.10765504

>>10765468
>being so stupid that you have to strawman every person critical of you because you're just a mentally Ill homosexual man and not smart enough to understand the reality I'd the situation
How embarrassing for you

>> No.10765508

>>10765498
>your pathetic movement

What the fuck are you talking about, I just said "I like her"

Stop projecting your weird fantasies on me you fucking mongoloid.

>> No.10765509

>>10765470
So you're generalizing an entire demographic ("normal people"), when your implicit argument is that you don't like broad/sweeping generalizations. Not the anon you're replying to, but you just broke your own argument. Who are you to define what someone must like/not, tolerate/not tolerate, etc. in terms of them being "normal"? /pol/ ideas are not exclusive to /pol/, neither is the opposite true.

>> No.10765515

>>10765509
Anon they're too stupid to understand your point, these are people who think you can literally change your chromosomes with pills and anime. They're beyond reasoning.

>> No.10765520

>>10765508
>the tranny lover doesn't want to be called out for what it is
Hilarious

>> No.10765523

Kill yourself you fucking attention-seeking cunt.
Same goes to any sub-human who replied to this thread without saging, pathetic beta orbiters, all of you.
Saged.

>> No.10765527

>>10765504
I'm not gay. so...

>>10765509
You're right, I just looked it up and most Americans are actually prejudiced against blacks anyway. So I guess I was wrong.

My idea of "normal" is based on statistics. But I was wrong regardless. Turns out the norm is actually bigotry. Fuck me I guess!

>> No.10765529

>>10765515
>>10765520
I don't think that at all.

I'm just not an asshole.

>> No.10765540

>>10764306
You disgusting excuse of a human, why would you think anyone wants to see your Patreon? Do you really think you matter that much? You're worth less than the dirt on my work boots.

>> No.10765569

>>10765527
That's not the fucking point. And as a preface, I'm keeping my opinions/biases out of this, which it's clear by your writing style that you're not. Statistically speaking, any of those minority demographics (not racial, we're discussing social groups, e.g., homosexuality, trans, etc.) are not "normal", if we define normal as being the most statistically likely of a given concept (sexuality/race/age) to occur a within a given population, which is what you're implicitly attempting to do. In reality, those groups make up an extremely small percentage of the population. I think a better claim for you to make would be that labeling is detrimental to the process of tolerance, which is what most of those movements attempt to claim. If you were bothered to familiarize yourself with them beyond talking points and upvotes, you'd understand that.

But, by that same claim, others who do not tolerate them are just as free to express that dislike. Bigotry is as much a fucking spook as tolerance. I don't have to tolerate anything about you, but that doesn't mean I'm going to actively discriminate against your opportunities and free agency. If you were a functioning adult, I'd be amazed if that was a difficult concept to accept. You do it everyday at work. You don't have to like your boss for any number of reasons, but that doesn't mean you're going to sabotage their career, does it? Same applies here. One can disapprove (or approve) of someone's lifestyle choices independent of whatever label you want to apply to their disapproval (or approval). What matters is their actions towards individuals. If their disapproval (or approval) doesn't affect those, then why do you fucking care what someone thinks?

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>Pepsi and not Bang's Root Beer

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>>10764043
>hate attention but posts videos of self on anonymous Malawi rat-catching usenet forum
>claims is not a tranny
>stutters in posts

>> No.10765588

>>10765569
I wasn't saying the minority demographics were "normal" I was saying it wasn't normal to -hate- entire demographics. Work on your reading comprehension.

>If their disapproval (or approval) doesn't affect those, then why do you fucking care what someone thinks?

Once again, all I stated initially was that I liked the OP. The people who were attacking my opinion clearly care about what I think, so It goes just as well for them. I was merely defending my position.

So maybe don't talk down to someone as if they were a child when you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what was actually going on.

>> No.10765591

>>10765582
Don't forget that he posted it on multiple boards as well, the r9k one is still up I think. Fucking disgusting trannies.

>> No.10765597

>>10765588
Fuck off tranny lover

>> No.10765601

>>10765597
>>10765591
Oh I see, you're a cross-board poster. That explains it.

>> No.10765617

>>10765601
Yes, I browse multiple boards. You don't? How boring. If you're trying to imply that I don't normally visit/ck/ then youd be dead wrong.

>> No.10765638

>>10764004
Your teacher was wrong you literal retard. I don't care if you have to tape it to your hand to get over your nerves, you suck at cutting and are a danger to yourself and everyone else around you.

>> No.10765643

>>10765588
>Reading comprehension.
>Fails to understand the point of the argument.
Who made you God so that you could define what is normal to hate and love? That was the point. You claiming that someone must like something that's "approved of" by a certain group to be "normal" is the entire crux of the situation. That is what you're implicitly stating with the assumption that it's not normal to -hate- entire demographics, which we can infer that you do not, which makes you not a tool (by your other posts). All I'm saying is, one can approve/disapprove of whoever/whatever they want without that becoming a negative trait. I have just as much a right to hate the entire populace of Turkey without being called a tool, and similarly, anyone anywhere else can express their disapproval of something as much as someone else is willing to express their approval.

>I liked the OP... I was merely defending my position.
Like you, anon, I also don't give a flying fuck whether the OP has ten feminine benises or not. This is a cooking board, and there was cooking posted. Fair enough, and better than most shitposting anyway. But to the second point, you were being passive aggressive (see >>10765527) by stating the to be "normal" is to follow someone else's perspective and using the /pol/ boogeyman. Just let the bait go next time.

>> No.10765646

>>10765588
Hating trannies is perfectly normal

>> No.10765648

>>10763947
this thing used to have a twitch account and it's not even a tranny, it's just a weird dude in a dress

>> No.10765656

>>10764318
>fem

He has a penis

>> No.10765657

>>10765643
Being bigoted isn't exactly a positive trait, anon.

>> No.10765659

>>10765648
>just a [...] dude in a dress

mild shock.webm

>> No.10765666

>>10765648
>thing
Jesus christ dude.

>> No.10765670

I remember when mods would ban filth like this. Those were better times, nothing like today.

>> No.10765690

>>10765666
Oh my god normalfag, fuck off back to plebbit. This isn't the site for you if that tiny little thing was enough to make you comment "jesus christ dude" like some outraged tumblrina. fuck off, trannies are freaks.

>> No.10765692

>>10765657
From what perspective? Bigotry is loosely defined as intolerance towards those with some distinct difference (opinion/race/age/etc.). If we take it to an illogical extreme, should I accept everything I find personally offensive in order to appease others? Then who decides what it is I should and shouldn't be tolerant of, and what allows them to make that decision? Hypothetically, as long as I don't actively discriminate against the opportunities and free agency of others, why should I be labeled negatively for being a "bigot." And by extension, why should I not be allowed to express those views?

>> No.10765694

>>10763805
Try posting something that isn't 8 years old next time.

>> No.10765695

>>10763805
>Larping as a girl on an anon image board
Why

>> No.10765777

>>10763873
>grabbing handfuls of meat at every opportunity

yea i bet, you slut.

>> No.10765819

>>10763850
>that thumb grip technique
retard detected

>> No.10765855

>>10764083
You should do it
I wish to see a cooking thread with Anons who have some shred of personality, even if it's "I'm trying my best..."

>> No.10765858

Well this is a pretty cool thr-
>>10764306
Why are ALL women the same degenerate thot sluts?

>> No.10765863

>>10765858
Anon, that's not a woman but a man in a dress.

>> No.10765865

>>10765863
Men don't have feet like that

>> No.10765873

>>10765865
Women dont have shoulders, hands, or hips like that....

>> No.10766016

>>10764188
>I don't larp
>pretends to be an anime girl with a fake stutter

Whatever faggot

>> No.10766031

>>10763986
Your disgusting man hands give you away

>> No.10766136

>>10765865
Where are feet?