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What was the worst thing you have ever eaten?

>> No.10760733

>>10760729
don't remember but it was definitely worse than doo doo. doo doo yummy yo.

>> No.10760847

>>10760729
An open sandwich with a steak and horseradish sauce in L.A.
> I'm french.

>> No.10760852

in middle school i ate a twizzlers i found on the floor of the bus. for attention i guess. like it hadn't just dropped, it had been there a while. it was caked with dirt. although i might eat one of those again instead of a burger or steak sandwich with mayo on it.

>> No.10760861

https://youtu.be/InzXOv7OgSA
This

>> No.10760864
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>>10760847
that

>> No.10760865

>>10760729
Your mom's roast beef.

>> No.10760887

pussy

>> No.10760900

Kale

>> No.10760930

Diarrea from a sick person when i worked in a hospital. Was a bet with a friend, i received 200 bucks.

>> No.10760937
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>> No.10760964

ass

>> No.10760966
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>> No.10760979

>>10760729
I had a vegetarian lasagna at a regional italian chain in Wisconsin. They used alfredo sauce instead of red and it was positively SWIMMING in the stuff. That wouldn't have been a big deal but it tasted like the shit out of a can. There were barely any mushrooms. I ate about 1/4 of it and hit up McDicks on the way home

>> No.10760988

>>10760729
When I was 10 my dad took me to New York because he wanted to go turkey hunting. On the way, we stopped somewhere in Northern PA to get something to eat. I ordered a Blue Cheese Burger and it was the worst thing I've ever tasted, still to this day. At first my dad thought I was being picky, but I like blue cheese. He took a bite and spit it out and was like "yeah, this is shit".

>> No.10760995
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>>10760930
Rightous bucks!

>> No.10760996

>>10760729
Unironically goose liver.

>> No.10761069

>>10760729
a pack of cigarettes.

>> No.10761122

Some breakfast burrito thing from jack in the box first time I came to the US.
>The squelch

>> No.10761151

Took a bite of an sandwhich from a cafe. It was expired, it tasted like bitter medicine. Nice guy gave me a refund.

>> No.10761164

cilantro/coriander
I ruined quite a few dishes (only for myself weirdly enough at the time) by adding coriander until I finally decided to look it up and understand why it tasted like soap only to me

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10761301

>be 10yo me
>digging through underwear drawer
>find chocolate chip rolling around at the bottom
treatyoself.jpg
>eat it
>mfw it's a tip of a brown crayon

>> No.10761313

>>10760930
I hope you just put it in your mouth and spit it out then thoroughly washed your mouth. I might be pathetic enough to do that but to swallow I doubt it.

>> No.10761320

>>10761164
I'm sorry for you anon

>> No.10761329

>>10761301
Could've been worse.

>> No.10761341

My dad and I shared half of a ibuprofen liquid capsule because we both needed it. That was the most vile chemical taste

>> No.10761399

>>10760729
Greek spinach pie (spanakopita.) I actually ran to the restroom and vomited. It was awful.

>> No.10761413

>>10761069
>story tiem, plox

>> No.10761424

>>10760729
I didn't notice my rice had those little white worms in it before cooking and eating a bowl.
I got some extra protein that day. I tell you wut.

>> No.10761425

>>10760865
Came here for this. Her pussy was awful, OP.

>> No.10761473
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>>10760729
I was dating this girl and we decided to go the weekend farmers market. She must have spent 40 bucks on vegetables, and on the way home she declared that she would make a Spaghetti dinner.

Normally when somebody says Spaghetti, you think pasta with marinara, right? Not her! She used some wacky kitchen gadget to rotate zucchini and make shreds. Then she used a little blender to make """"""""pesto"""""""" which was just blended up basil... no olive oil, pine nuts, garlic etc. just basil.

She dumps the baby poop pesto on the "noodles" and serves us both a plate. No seasoning, not warm, just a failure pile. I couldn't even finish it, and I typically eat EVERYTHING.

>> No.10761484

Ordered a bison steak in an airport. Asked for it to be medium-medium/rare, and it came out literally blue. Like it was seared for 20 seconds on each side and then dumped on my plate. If that isn't enough, it had some fucking blueberry jam spread all over it.

Told the waitress to please bring it back and cook it to what I asked, and it came back the exact fucking same. Told her to do it AGAIN and it came out WELL DONE

That's the only time I've been able to try bison. Fuck.

>> No.10761486

>>10761473
I've had the zucchini 'noodles,' and they're not bad by themselves or with a decent sauce, but yours sound positively awful.

>> No.10761494

>>10761473
So she served you raw zucchini spirals topped with blendered basil? Fucking lol

>> No.10761502

>>10761484
>y'all fucked up muh buffalo!
That sucks, because it's really a wonderful meat. The wifeus and I honeymooned in the Banff area and had the most amazing bison meal at the Post Hotel. The chef there served it with a side (key here: SIDE) of a berry jam/preserve, and cooked it right up to where the texture had changed all the way thru. Delicious. Not quite life-changing delicious, but really good.

>> No.10761525

Pork carnitas from chipotle
Hamburger steak from college dining hall
Dried out, hard Cod from college dining hall
Cheese spread given to me without crackers during middle school culture fair

>> No.10761538

>>10761502
I'm not American so it was truly lame. I can see how a blueberry side would go well with a gamey meat. Fuck these pretentious cooks thinking all meat needs to be virtually raw

>> No.10761650

>>10761486
>>10761494
Yeah I could see how it would be decent warmed up with some lemon, salt pepper and a proper pesto. It was literally spirals with blended basil straight from the garden. She was strange, and it didn't last long... all for the better.

>> No.10761737

>>10760729
sea anemone sushi

revolting in every single way, without a single redeeming quality. a "delicacy".

>> No.10762062

>>10760861
Cring-OH FUCK I pulled a muscle.

>> No.10762077
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>>10761399
Fuck you manlet.
Spanakopita > your life.

>> No.10762101

>>10761164
You mean the leaves or the seed? Coranderseed is the GOAT spice.

>> No.10762109

>>10762077
Pay debt.

>> No.10762110

Sour cream.

>> No.10762121

>>10762101
gotta admit I've only had the leaves as far as I remember, don't think I had the seeds yet; I think the leaves are more popular for salads curries and such and that's how I came across them
what do you use the seeds for?

>> No.10762136

>>10760729

My grandmother (rip) had many qualities but good cooking wasn't one of them, once she made zucchinis with rice and minced meat and I threw up for 3 days straight upon ingesting them.

>> No.10762146

>>10762121
Curries. It's part of many spice mixtures like Ras-el-Hanout or Garam Masala, the latter being the primary spice mixture in many Indian curries. If you had chicken Tikki Masala you had corianderseed. It tastes warm and lemony instead of soapy like the leaves.

>> No.10762166

I have the iron stomach of a god.

That being said: nicotine gum. It was an accident and I threw up so hard for like 3 days it made me quit smoking cold turkey. Probably worse than 5 day old pizza. Definitely worse than various partially moldy things I accidentally ate. Literally worse than the roll of quarters I ate as a child. I would describe it as analagous to hell. You don't know suffering until you're dry heaving bile nonstop for days at a time.

>> No.10762175

>>10762166
That's because you're supposed to chew it once and then press it against your gum line. It's not meant to be chewed as normal gum, didnt the pharmacist tell you that?

Anyway I'm happy that you kicked the tobacco Jew which is what really matters.

>> No.10762181

Unwashed, sweaty pussy. I started gagging but tried to make sure she couldn't tell

>> No.10762183

>>10762175
>happy
You don't care about me.

>> No.10762190

>>10762181
She probably couldn't tell. There was a lot going on, with you breathing air for the first time and the doctor trying to snip your umbilical cord.

>> No.10762205

>>10762101
>>10762121
In the US we refer to cilantro as the leaves of the plant and coriander as the seed pods.

>> No.10762206

>>10762183
That's true but I smoked for 12 years and know how incredible it is to break free.

>> No.10762212

>>10762206
It's true? I was just kidding. Why don't you care about me?

>> No.10762213

>>10762190
top ke/ck/

>> No.10762224
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>>10762212
I do care about you but I knew you wouldn't believe me :)

>> No.10762238

>>10762224
I did believe you, but it makes my private parts tingle when you say it. :)

>> No.10762247

>>10762109
Not greek. Just have a functional tongue.

>> No.10762249
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10762249

>>10762238
I'm sorry my English isn't very good because it's not my first language. I mean to say the things in a better but can't..

>> No.10762255

>>10762183
>>10762206
>>10762212
>>10762224
>>10762238
>this gay ass larp
What the fuck /ck/? This is worse than gayposting on /tg/. Either you posted it about yourself, hence the quick response time, or one of you is a really weird loner who could use a hug.

Either way, cigarettes are like sex: awesome almost always, until you become dependent, and then it's the worst thing ever to quit.

>> No.10762256

>>10762249
You were doing just fine, sweetheart. Now, we were talking about my private parts? ;)

>> No.10762259
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I have put a frozen pizza with shrimps in the oven once but some reason it didn't cook well enough and the shrimps were still raw when I ate it. I was sick for days. I haven't eaten shrimps ever since.

>> No.10762266

>>10762255
You were riding pretty high with your badass bullying of the faggots but then you had to go and try to make a point of your own. Stick to insults.

>> No.10762267

>>10762256
>notice how this single person keeps posting almost exactly as the timer is up.
Take this shit somewhere else tard.

>> No.10762274

>>10762267
Shut up, faggot.

>> No.10762291
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>>10762266
I know. I should stick to my guns and continue being a dick. Life would probably work out better this way. Thanks for the insight anon.

>> No.10762292

>>10762255
>Either way, cigarettes are like sex: awesome almost always, until you become dependent, and then it's the worst thing ever to quit.
Not sure I follow. I can buy a pack of cigarettes for a fiver where I am. How do I get pussy for a fiver ?

>> No.10762294
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>>10762267
I promise it's not one person. I think he misunderstood me but I'm not gay

>>10762256
I'm sorry friend, I'm not gY

>> No.10762297

>>10762294
I never said what type of private parts I have. I'm keeping that information private... for now. ;)

>> No.10762299

>>10762292
Vietnam.

>> No.10762302

>>10762299
I mean vertical pussy.

>> No.10762303

>>10762294
Hello newfriend.
You don't "promise its not me"
You post a screenshot of the board to prove its not (You).
Fucking newfags.

>> No.10762305

>>10762303
how's this faggot >>10762294
>>10762297

>> No.10762306

>>10762302
>>10762302
Is the Ukraine still a place?

>> No.10762308

>>10762306
I guess.

>> No.10762309

Burned microwave pork rinds. Normally I like a little carbon in my food, but it was foul and bitter in a way I could not wash out of my mouth fast enough.

>> No.10762310
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>>10762305
LOL you fucking retard.
I can't see the (You)'s on my end.
summer in here.jpg

>> No.10762314

>>10762310
faggot, pay attention. the accusation was that the posts were a little more than a minute apart. those were less than a minute apart. if it's all me, how'd i do that? bought a 4chan pass between posts?

>> No.10762315

i keep a pee bottle next to my bed and one night accidentally took a long sip from it, it wasnt just any pee but colored like copper, warm, fermented pee

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>>10762303
Ok

>> No.10762318

>>10762305
Holy shit, I even told you how to do it right.

>> No.10762319

>>10762318
see >>10762314
jesus christ you re-res

>> No.10762332

>>10760729
pot noodle macaroni cheese flavour

I saw it in the shops ages ago and I thought to myself "that must be disgusting!"
so naturally I bought one
and it was
it was the worst thing I've ever eaten
and I've literally eaten my own shit, that wasn't as bad as the mac cheese pot noodle

>> No.10762352

@10762332
dont give him any yous lads

its a copypasta desu

>> No.10762356

>>10761473
She secretly hated you.

>> No.10762367

>>10762352
*googles it*
it's not a copypasta

>> No.10762370

>>10762291
>I should stick to my guns and continue being a dick
Not the guy you're replying to, but god damn that made motivated.

>> No.10762394

>>10761473
Don't worry if you're still together. Most women are that retarded, especially if they like the person they're trying to impress. Do the exact same thing better, and she'll develop a personalized inferiority complex we commonly refer to as 'love'.

>> No.10762427

>>10761301
I thought it was gonna be your shit Anon

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>>10760861
>disrespecting tamers

>> No.10762500

>>10762347

Had this once in a Applebee's.

>> No.10763152

>>10761473
my gf has one of those things. She typically makes both regular noodles for me and "zoodles" for herself. They're not half bad when you cook them with oil and then put sketti sauce on top.

>> No.10763328

>>10760729
camping with the boys I dropped my steak in some mud and was so drunk I just picked it up and ate it but thats about it and not even that bad desu

>> No.10763335

>>10760930
would you mind greentexting it?

>> No.10763624

>>10760887
Unironically this
My gfs pussy is very sour, one of the worst things I ever tasted. Sorry for her but from then on I never ever practiced oral sex to her.

>> No.10763642

Freeze-dried astronaut pizza.
I don't like to talk about the freeze-dried astronaut pizza.

>> No.10763663

>>10760729
>balut
>dead body soup - it's a real thing, google it
>stinky tofu

>> No.10763665

>>10763642
i liked the ice cream when i was a kid

>> No.10763691

>>10762315
The worst was after some party, I was helping to clean up beer cans and thought I found a full one but it was open, someone had put ciggy butts in it. I took a swig of that and immediately started puking. I wouldn't wish that on enemies.

>> No.10763722

>>10762457
I didn't have it w/ blueberry soda I had it w/ mtn. Dew baja blast

>> No.10763884

>>10763665
Oh no, I love the ice cream.
But the pizza was wretched in a special kind of way that I cannot describe.

>> No.10763938

>>10763884
Your dick is totally smelly.

>> No.10764050

>>10761473
>he has not a raw vegan diet

>> No.10764592

>>10762247
nah that shit is vile as fuck, wouldnt dare touch that shit no matter how hungry i was
t. worked at a greek restaurant

>> No.10764655

>>10760729
Youre moms pussy

>> No.10765234

>>10760729
Probably Nattō. Fuck that shit.

>> No.10765261

>>10763691
kek, did this when I was a kid but it was with what I thought was my grandmas freshly opened coke

>> No.10765977

steak medium rare

>> No.10766659

>>10762259
hmm, reminds me of when I ate unclean shrimp somewhere in eastern Long Island. I was 12 and just about vomited after the first bite.

>> No.10766696

>>10763624
Holy fucking shit what. Tell her to shower and wash

I went down on my first girl and I realized she didn't shower which was disgusting. The second girl was this high class Chinese 19 year old and it was the juiciest thing, I would go down on her every time, I think I developed an oral fixation from her.

It really boils down to showering, it's just sweat dude.

>> No.10766716

>>10760729
Leek omelette when i was in elementary school, i still remember the awful spongy texture and now that i think about it, the taste was similar to a sponge too

>> No.10766742

>>10763624
>>10766696
Nasty smelling or tasting pussy is almost always a symptom of a bacterial infection and can be treated.

>> No.10766745

>>10762394
I love your love definition based on zucchini.
> Zucchini is better peeled.

>> No.10766748

My grandfather made a strawberry rhubarb pie that was so awful, so disgusting, that I believe it was the reason he died that night. I don't know how you fuck something like that up but it was awful.

>> No.10766773

>>10760729
I ate crayons when I was in the Marine Corps.

...I mean, they tasted OK, but they were full of preservatives and artificial colors.

>> No.10766841

Hard to say. I ordered fermented soybeans at a cheap sushi restaurant that was pretty nasty and spit it out in the parking lot. The other thing may be 711 nachos I made after a heavy night of drinking. Really it was nacho cheese, beef, jalapenos soup. I dropped them in the parking lot and my friend and I recovered what we could and still ate most of it. Can still remember the feeling of pebbles scraping my teeth when I chewed that sick.