/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10759660]

Guilty pleasure thread?

For me it's chinese buffets
>cash discount
>load up on chicken teriyaki
>chili sauce
>tons of just meat
>for some reason the shit cheese pizza is great

[Anonymous No.10759672]

>>10759660
>Chinese buffet
>Cheese pizza

Loooool what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.10759679]

>>10759672
most chinese places have some pizza for kids, but for some reason it's an ultra guilty pleasure to get a slice

[Anonymous No.10759680]

>time limit buffet

[Anonymous No.10759687]

>>10759660
always sounds great but i get their i dont really enjoy any of it all kinda tastes the same when i could have a really nice meal at an asain resturant for the same price with out having to swath thru uncoltured people

[Anonymous No.10759727]

>>10759687
>when i could have a really nice meal at an asain resturant for the same price with out having to swath thru uncoltured people
What, an appetizer or soup?

[Anonymous No.10759735]

>>10759680
Only necessary because Americans think "All you can eat" is an existential challenge

[Anonymous No.10759742]

>>10759735
It's more of an asian thing than any american thing, unless it's a high end buffet

[Anonymous No.10759748]

>>10759742
Yeah... because of American tourists

[Anonymous No.10759753]

>>10759735
If you've ever seen Chinese people (not Chinese Americans, but people from China) eat at a buffet, you'd realize that we Americans aren't the worst when it comes to buffets.

[Anonymous No.10759755]

>>10759748
No because food is expensive in places with little land for producing food. That kind of thought goes back well before "american tourists" were a thing

[Anonymous No.10759943]

My guilty pleasure is Chick-Fil-A, In-N-Out, and Jack in the Box.

[Anonymous No.10760057]

>>10759748
Unhealthy obsession

[Anonymous No.10760286]

>>10759687
>swath thru uncoltured people
he says on a korean knitting board

[Anonymous No.10760288]

>>10759748
It’s pretty nice living rent free inside the head of most euros

[Anonymous No.10760382]

>>10759660
sushi and grill all you can eats.
its like a buffet with way more options. fancier food and it all tastes better. you can only order 5 things at a time and they come in nice small portions to the table.

the only things a chinese buffet has over that is the free fruit bar and free ice. sushi and grill will only give you 1 scoop at the end of the meal. like if i wanted i could just keep ordering rib eye steaks or lambschop until i am full (though the duck breast usually tastes better) and there are still like 15 more meat dishes to try. i usually only take a little sushi from others around the table (we trade food a lot, full dutch east indies in this bitch)

[Anonymous No.10760414]

>>10759753
This. I live in a popular stopping point between major cities and our chinese buffet gets swamped by chinese tour buses around lunchtime every day. Those people can scarcely be called such, they're more like animals.

[Anonymous No.10760416]

>>10759660
stay away from the buffet. E.coli paradise if temperatures are not well maintained and pans are not sanitized

[Anonymous No.10760442]

>>10760416
Thanks mom! I also heard not well done steak gives you parasites

[Anonymous No.10760469]

>>10759679
>>10759672
not him but im a linecook and i like these
they have no reason to taste this good

[Anonymous No.10760475]

>>10759748
I sleep comfortably knowing that if I were to die my memory would live on in the hearts and minds of absolutely OBSESSED EUROPEANS

[Anonymous No.10760476]

>>10760416
Do europeans really not have health standards for their restaurants!

[Anonymous No.10760486]

>>10760469
Same. No idea what crack magic they put on or in them but damn if they aren't some of the most damn good shit there.

>>10760476
Europeans will eat raw ground beef and call it a classic meal

[Anonymous No.10760489]

>>10760442
Your welcome son. also my guilty pleasure is a vinti Starbucks white chocolate latte and banana loaf. point taken but I think a buffet is more easily neglected then a steak miss cooked and served.

[Anonymous No.10760511]

>>10760476
Imm not a Euro Imm American but those buffets have a lot of burners or electric elements under them that can just fail. The staff would never know if a heating element went down and your food starts to breed bacteria the buffets here get consistently bad health reviews.

[Anonymous No.10760515]

>>10760511
>hey this shit is cold

yeah no those families would complain asap about that shit, not to mention all that shit is cooked in the back beforehand anyways

[Anonymous No.10760622]

>>10760486
If you're talking about mett, it's ground pork, not beef.

[Anonymous No.10760629]

>>10759660
>Chinese buffet
>Chinese buffet pizza
Do Chinese-Americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.10760639]

>>10760486
>Europeans will eat raw ground beef and call it a classic meal
Wew, it's the current year and shitskins are still afraid to eat anything but well-done

[Anonymous No.10760647]

>>10759660
I went to one and it was aweful. The food just tasted of salt and sugar. I thought I was going to die. That place was good like 6 years ago but the area went downhill

[Anonymous No.10760651]

>>10759660
chocolate pudding is a MUST for me at any buffet.

[Anonymous No.10760652]

>>10760515
>bacteria thrives better in cold conditions than warm
What’s it like being a complete and utter, fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.10760659]

>>10759660
chinese buffets are great for a money crunch, but the REAL good buffets are Japanese buffets, with at least the hot food. but I only know 2 chains, and the 3rd kind is where the food is made to order but the sushi is best.

[Anonymous No.10760663]

>>10760651
Who here /BuffetJello/

[Anonymous No.10760811]

>>10759679
Mine has mini mozzarella sticks and I swear they are actually the best ones around.

[Anonymous No.10762285]

>>10759660

[Anonymous No.10762522]

>>10762285
They must save a lot on deliveries if the meat supplier is next door

[Anonymous No.10762533]

>>10759943
Let me guess, you are not an ally of the LGBT community?

[Anonymous No.10762559]

>>10759679
wtf is this a standard thing?

our chinese buffets here have awesome pizza too

[Anonymous No.10762567]

>>10760652
i'm pretty sure he means room temperature vs high temperature numbskull

[Anonymous No.10762576]

>>10759660
Shitty gas station food. I love the wide array of deep fried awfulness they have to offer.

[Anonymous No.10762577]

Overeating these bad boys. I had 600 calories of them today

[Anonymous No.10762610]

Chinese buffets usually have pretty good chicken wings as well. I figure that the cooks know their way around a fryer and the lamps keep them warm/crispy. Load up on chicken wings, grab some bleu cheese from the salad bar, and finish with some lo mein. I live in an 85% white flyover state but I always see some of my people hitting up the wings at the local chinese buffet.

[Anonymous No.10762613]

someone post the webm of the chinks at a buffet for >>10759748

[Anonymous No.10762631]

>>10760651
I'm more of a vanilla guy. The more it tastes like it came from a can the better.

[Anonymous No.10762633]

>>10759660
My current guilty pleasure is pic related. Even better if you have them throw a milanesa on there as well.

[Anonymous No.10762643]

I wish it wasn't so, but McDonald's is my guilty pleasure. The local one is really good for some reason. I'm not even huge (6'1" 200lbs) but if I ever stop exercising I will be. Two double quarters and three large fries with a sprite is my go to order.

[Anonymous No.10762657]

>>10760414
behold the perils of high population density

[Anonymous No.10762668]

>>10759727
What nice asian restaurant gives you a meal for 10 dollars?

[Anonymous No.10762677]

>>10762576

>Decide to try gas station kolaches
>Tastes fine
>Spend the next week shooting ass water out my backside everytime I take a sip of water

Never again

[Anonymous No.10762688]

>>10762668
In any of NYC's Chinatowns you can score lunch for $10, easy.

[Anonymous No.10762772]

>>10759660
I love Chinese buffets too. Rather than sit down I get takeout by the pound, can usually get 2 meals worth for less than $8.

I also like fast food in general, especially Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.10762825]

>>10762522
Checkled and kekled

[Anonymous No.10762829]

>>10762533

Faggot

[Anonymous No.10762840]

>>10759943
>jack in the box

retard alert

[Anonymous No.10762845]

>>10762533
Man did that ever hurt their sales, hoo boy

[Anonymous No.10762856]

>>10759660
>last time at chinese buffet the chicken tasted off and i got sick from it
>the only other chinese buffet in the area got temporarily shut down for roaches and other problems

[Anonymous No.10763715]

>>10762845
Ausfag here. I can't read the restaurant sign.
I'd fuck off to McDonald's before I'd ever stand in line that long.

[Anonymous No.10763851]

>>10762856
>see chinese buffet on google maps
>4.5 stars and cheap lets go
>Price is wrong on google, its actually $4 more expensive
>Half the trays are empty despite nobody being in there besides us
>Friend goes to the bathroom and the waitress takes his half full plate, scrapes it back into the food trays
>Check google again
>15 reviews with 1 review per account or 4000 for chinese places everywhere and identical comments
>All in chickenscratch engrish "super best, come many times great food!"
>Only 1 star is someone who had the same exact problems we saw
>Its still open 3 years later

[Anonymous No.10763953]

>>10763851
>Friend goes to the bathroom and the waitress takes his half full plate, scrapes it back into the food trays
I dunno what I would do if I ever saw that. I haven't seen anything like that with reviews for the Chinese places, but for all the local Indian restaurants there will be someone leaving a negative comment for one and then overly praising another, and those will be the only things they've ever done.

[Anonymous No.10764382]

>>10763851

>waitress takes friends half full plate
>sits there and says nothing

what kind of friend are you the fuck

[Anonymous No.10764440]

>>10759660
went to mcdonald's today and got only large fries.
i like their fries,

[Anonymous No.10764878]

>>10762533

[Anonymous No.10764911]

>>10762533
The LGBT community is a joke and so are you. Go advocate for Pedo and Zoophile rights somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.10766345]

>>10759672
they serve literal child 'nography
its good with sweet and sour sauce

[Anonymous No.10766516]

>>10762533
gay and trans people can be cool, but the people who associate with the LGBT community are a bunch of ass burgered faggots who need their asses kicked.

[Anonymous No.10766812]

>>10759660

shit tastes like sour pussy at burning man but damn I like dodgy cunts.

[Anonymous No.10766813]

>>10759660
Beer and wangz from hooters

[Anonymous No.10766924]

>>10764911
>he thinks the community as a whole advocates for that garbage
there's a lot of reasons to hate the LGBT community for being such a (pun not intended) circlejerk focused on identity politics but of the many things it pushes, zoophile and pedophilia are not one of them. That's typically retards posting it as a meme, like Cloversexual, or degenerates who get busted a couple months later. Learn about the world by actually interacting with it instead of getting all your info from /pol/ and /pol/tards

[Anonymous No.10766934]

>>10763851
Money laundering.