What are you eating/drinking RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

[Anonymous No.10758389]

Ham,colby,dijon on a french roll, panini'd, cottage cheese and currants, spinach arugula and carrots with balsamic dressing.
And a PBR tall boy for some reason.

[Anonymous No.10758442]

Am I making you sad because you're eating fast food again?

I guarantee you:
>my lunch cost less
>my lunch is healthier
>my lunch took less time to make than it took you to drive to whatever garbage you're eating.
And the killing blow:
>my food tastes better than what you're eating.

Level up your life.

[Anonymous No.10758496]

Oh, and I didn't make a pound of garbage from one meal.
>paper bags, cardboard boxes, plastic clam shells, plastic wraps, wax coated cups, plastic lids and straws, foil sauce packets, plastic silverware, plastic silverware bags, foil wraps, plastic condiment cups. etc.

[Anonymous No.10758560]

>>10758389
Just drank this. Will have some kidney beans with grass fed beef in about an hour.

[Anonymous No.10758572]

oreos and a glass of milk

[Anonymous No.10758577]

>>10758560
Interesting. I'm not really a protein supplement kind of guy but you had me curious at the BCAAs.
How many total calories, and whats the per unit cost roughly?

[Anonymous No.10758582]

>>10758572
Mmmm, partially hydrogenated vegetable shortening mixed with sugar.

[Anonymous No.10758611]

>>10758389
At work, so a big sloppy Pyrex bowl filled with left overs from a batch of this >>10757000 that I made last night.

[Anonymous No.10758645]

>>10758577
160 calories, they're currently on sale at Whole Foods for $2 a pouch, which ends up cheaper than the price for the big tub.

I'm not really "into" supplements but I was having some issues with fatigue and recovery (cyclist) and I'm experimenting with boosting my protein to see if I can increase my miles without feeling like shit. 25g whey once a day wasn't getting me past 100g total with everything else I eat. So besides whatever I normally eat I'm adding whey in the morning and this vega shit in the evening. If I do too much of one protein it either gives me constipation or gas or some other issue but by alternating plant and whey protein I seem to be doing just fine.

And it's cheaper than eating a fuck ton of meat with every meal.

If you look at the amino profile for this stuff it's actually pretty good, you can approximate that by buying pea protein and blending it with rice protein but this is convenient and tastes a hell of a lot better.

[Anonymous No.10758646]

>>10758611
>shields eyes from the light
You cook?
I thought our species was dead.

[Anonymous No.10758648]

>>10758389
red wine

[Anonymous No.10758650]

>>10758648
post teefers

[Anonymous No.10758653]

>>10758650
after waht?

[Anonymous No.10758655]

>>10758646
Fucking bizarre, hey? Here of all places, too.

[Anonymous No.10759239]

>>10758389
Air aka oxygen aka O2

[Anonymous No.10759254]

>>10759239

[Anonymous No.10759283]

[Anonymous No.10759721]

>>10759283
>are
>eating
>Now

Post some clipart shite.
Fuck outta here with that noise you markass busta.

[Anonymous No.10759751]

>>10759721
I was eating it when I posted it. Now I'm just picking at the extra quinoa I made, straight out the pot.

[Anonymous No.10759779]

>>10759751
Na, you were intending to make that, but are only as far as quinoa cooked.
I'll give you a pass this time.

>vomit up food as proof in webm
>Its the Only Way™

[Anonymous No.10759795]

>>10759779
Are you jealous over my shitty first time food art or something? Or does it just make you mad to see people having fun with their food?

[Anonymous No.10759808]

>>10759795
Nah not jealous.
I'm using the clues available to me.
You'se a gril.
Aaaand what I said was correct.

[Anonymous No.10759815]

>>10759808
Aww. Is da wittle baby jeawous dat he's eating wamen noodoze for the seventh time this week while other people get to eat whatever?

[Anonymous No.10759888]

>>10758389
>>10759815
Psssst. I started this thread.
Further proof you'se a gril, you went way off topic when I pressed you ever so slightly.
Again. I'll give you a pass, as its really not that important if you're eating it right now.
Just pointing out its obvious you weren't eating that when you posted it.
But again. Doesn't really matter.

[Anonymous No.10759892]

>>10759888
Is that daikon radish kimchi?

[Anonymous No.10759908]

>>10759795
Whats the mic for?
>its ASMR videos xD, or else you record... mmmm I'm gonna say singing folk music.

[Anonymous No.10759909]

>>10759888
There's a timestamp from my picsart app on that picture name, along with the day and month. You caught me btw, I'm a grill. Here's my grill mouth.

>>10759892
ye

[Anonymous No.10759913]

>>10759908
Talking on Discord.

[Anonymous No.10759922]

>>10758389
Nothing RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
But I just finished a Captain & Coke to drink and had a leftover chicken bake with Stovetop Stuffing that lasted 5 or 6 meals.

[Anonymous No.10759936]

>>10759909
Shit my bad, replace gril with faggot.
>you can't fashion a working penis out of quinoa buddy.
>you'se a grill, das yo mayn, Matt.
Hi Matt.
>Matt likes daikon kimchi a lot.

[Anonymous No.10759938]

>>10759922
bretty gud.
No veg?

[Anonymous No.10759942]

>>10759936
My name's Brad. Hey. Why are you so mad?

[Anonymous No.10759946]

>>10759942
Nah, your name is April.
You mo pregnant than a mothafucka.

[Anonymous No.10759955]

>>10759946
Okay. Are you black, btw?

[Anonymous No.10759958]

>>10759938
Nope. Just stuffing and chicken.

[Anonymous No.10759961]

>>10759955
Only in my soul.
>Hows the new house?

[Anonymous No.10759965]

Right now im on the shitter drunk af and its 1:21 am and i have work tomorrow

Drank 6 stront leffe brown beer rather quockly

[Anonymous No.10759973]

>>10759961
You seem black. Angry and your jokes suck. It was a pretty decent assumption, I thought.

[Anonymous No.10759980]

>>10759973
>youse still a gril, nom sayin

[Anonymous No.10759982]

You asked...

[Anonymous No.10759984]

>>10759980
>nom
Okay, please take your old normie memes elsewhere. Thanks sweaty.

[Anonymous No.10759995]

>>10759965
Ugh. I hate rocking a shit when I'm drunk.

[Anonymous No.10760002]

>>10759984
You misspelled sweetie.

[Anonymous No.10760008]

>>10760002
For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.10760009]

>>10759995
Just got up thinking I was done, brushed my teeth then bam the urge to shit is back
Fuck me

[Anonymous No.10760011]

>>10759779
>>10759808
>>10759888
>>10759892
>>10759908
>>10759936
>>10759946
>>10759961
>>10759980

[Anonymous No.10760017]

>>10760009
Also phone battery just hit 15% so the situation couldnt be worse

[Anonymous No.10760021]

>>10760017
Using phone on the toilet?
>Absolutely Haram

[Anonymous No.10760030]

>>10760021
What else am i supposed to do? Rrad the sham0oo bottle like in the good ol days hell nah im past this

[Anonymous No.10760045]

>>10760008
Matt is checking that your webcam is blocked and running his computer skeelz on your laptop.

[Anonymous No.10760047]

>>10760045
Those are phone pictures, negro.

[Anonymous No.10760051]

>>10760047
This I know.
>Call me now.

[Anonymous No.10760056]

>>10760051
You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

[Anonymous No.10760068]

>>10760056
Don't go putting yourself on a pedal stool.
>you'se a gril

[Anonymous No.10760075]

>>10760056
How's your quinoa bear coming along?
>You got distracted, didn't you.

[Anonymous No.10760081]

>>10760075
Why are you using implying arrows incorrectly?

[Anonymous No.10760090]

That weird moment when /ck/ turns into /cgl/ for a few posts...

[Anonymous No.10760092]

>>10760081
>implying arrows
I M P L Y I N G
M
P
L
Y
I
N
G
>greentext
Show me that bear hoe.

[Anonymous No.10760097]

>>10760092
What do you -think- those arrows are for?

[Anonymous No.10760128]

Yall aint gon be able ta sleep tanight.
Cuz you be thinkin Is watching you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aQKmbtp6Pc

[Anonymous No.10760145]

>>10760097
Show me that goddamn quinoa bear.
>I need it.

[Anonymous No.10760163]

>>10759982
That's kind of lame, but I get it. Been there myself.
>is that a game cube controller?

[Anonymous No.10760165]

>>10760145
'Kay.
Put coconut oil, red curry, ginger and a tiny amount of cinnamon. Salted, of course. The nose is apple-smoked gouda. ears are ham, the black bits are pieces of seaweed already cut that way from my wasabi fumi furikake. I also might be getting booty out of it tomorrow, so wish me luck sweaty.

[Anonymous No.10760181]

>>10760165
Nah...
That's a disappointment.
>now I have to take a trophy.
>Sleep Tight.

[Anonymous No.10760262]

>>10758389
Fish tacos
red cabbage slaw with corn and jalapenos
guacamole
some crumbly mexican cheese

fun fact: I've eaten nothing but tacos today

[Anonymous No.10760276]

>>10758389
A McDoubleBacon Cheeseburger from my local McDonalds restaurant

[Anonymous No.10760275]

>>10760262
You been eatin' da tilapia boye.
Dat no good and you know it.

[Anonymous No.10760278]

>>10760276

[Anonymous No.10760368]

>>10760163
Rock candy Xbox 360 controller for my PC. Even my gaming is poverty tier.

[Anonymous No.10761975]

>>10758389
I'll just leave this here.

[Anonymous No.10762777]

>>10758389
bottled water and pourover coffee

[Anonymous No.10762797]

>>10760276
>>10760278
I laughed. Each patty is 1/3 the thickness of his index finger. The fuck? Are they competing with White Castle?

[Anonymous No.10762866]

>>10762797
I meant the guy eating it.
But your take on it is even better.

[Anonymous No.10762885]

meatloaf and mac n cheese casserole

[Anonymous No.10762898]

>>10758389
i just ate two family size chocolate bars and now im smoking

[Anonymous No.10762923]

Well I just had a panini on baguette with feta chees, pastirma, and cayenne pepper.

[Anonymous No.10762933]

>>10758389
this. its okay.

[Anonymous No.10762941]

Everything bagel, cream cheese, turkey

Simply based

[Anonymous No.10763025]

>>10762923
That sounds pretty good. I had to look up pastirma. I know they sell something similar at a local italian deli that I used to pick up on occasion.

[Anonymous No.10763026]

>>10762941
You're not even trying.
Boooooooooo.

[Anonymous No.10763064]

>>10763026
I don't like my bagel toasted

[Anonymous No.10763085]

Tried jambalaya. Turned out nice.

[Anonymous No.10763088]

Pork ribs and shoe string fries

[Anonymous No.10763116]

>>10758389
nerd's rope and a mcdonald's large coke
fight me

[Anonymous No.10763186]

>>10763085
Fuck that looks good.
>please tell me thats not pineapple on the left side.

[Anonymous No.10763188]

>>10763088
Das it mayne.
>throw some vegetables in there son.

[Anonymous No.10763194]

>>10763116
Don't need you, you're already damaging yourself enough. :^)

[Anonymous No.10763490]

Bacon on texas toast (fried in the bacon greese) topped with meme, tomato, and lemon juice.

[Anonymous No.10763526]

>>10763490
Also, how do I fix my presentation, since my friends called this “slop”?

[Anonymous No.10763553]

>>10763526
Start with a clean plate (and take the picture over a clean counter), slice your avocado and fan it out instead of smearing on that overripe watery slop, and use whole slices of tomato rather than whatever the fuck you threw on there. Also back the fuck up with your camera.

[Anonymous No.10763554]

>>10763526
>get new friends :^)

I don't go for presentation memes. That shit is for hipster restaurants where you pay twice as much for half as much.

[Anonymous No.10763555]

sea salt & vinegar kettle chips and kratom tea

[Anonymous No.10763567]

>>10763553
>>10763554
Thanks for giving advice.

[Anonymous No.10763578]

>>10763567
Fosho. I mean, I'm sure it tasted fine and we've all made ugly shit, but those aren't the dishes you share pictures of.

[Anonymous No.10763658]

You sound like a pretentious faggot OP.
Here’s what I’m eating right now . Could still kick your ass I bet .

[Anonymous No.10763741]

>>10763658
Single Serve frozen pizza with cut up hotdogs on top?
Nah, you're a manlet.

And I'd tear you apart like wet bread.
>Dead-eyes.

[Anonymous No.10763746]

>>10763658
Two of them at that.
You fat piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.10763761]

>>10763658
Are there french fries in there too?
What the fuck is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.10763776]

Visiting Philly, just had a Steve Prince of Steaks cheese steak with wiz and onions.

It was better than the street vendor's a couple days ago.

Looking forward to getting back to my flyover state though.

[Anonymous No.10763816]

Just some water my man.

[Anonymous No.10763838]

>>10763776
I love phillys, but I have never had the audacity to put spray cheese on them at home.
>midwesterner here, I just make them myself.
I almost always end up making a "philly" and then treating it like a french dip when I eat it.
I consume very little salt so its literally good for me to drink up some bouillon.

>I just looked up the difference in bullion vs buillon cuz this Aztec Shrimp Taming board said I spelled it wrong.

[Anonymous No.10763847]

>>10763741
>>10763746
>>10763761
Sorry my man, but you did ask for me to do that.
Hope it had the desired effect.

[Anonymous No.10763855]

>>10763816
You win the thread.
Behold the new Kang.

[Anonymous No.10763861]

>>10758389
Just cooked a THICC ass ribeye from the farmers market. Seasoned her with a nice espresso rub and pan seared, though I wish I had a grill to cook it on. Drinking a yeungling. I'm always beat as fuck at the end of the week from work so fridays are wonderful.

[Anonymous No.10763869]

>>10763838
I don't think it's spray cheese though. they call it "wiz" but it seemed a lot like nacho cheese...

[Anonymous No.10763871]

>>10758389
I just crushed 24 bagel bites and an entire gallon of water, feel like death

[Anonymous No.10763902]

>>10763861
Why don't you buy a cast iron griddle pan?
If you have a gas range its not identical, but pretty close to using a grill.

[Anonymous No.10763911]

>>10763869

[Anonymous No.10763920]

>>10763902
I'm planning on getting a new charcoal grill next week. I had been using one of those shitty portable grills for a while because of space constraints but now I have the room for a full size. I'm planning on getting one of those grills that double as smokers.

[Anonymous No.10763925]

>>10763871
Why.
That's just a stupid amount of food and water in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.10763952]

>>10763920
You ever watch Steven Raichlen? He will literally have 8-12 different grills and smokers running at once in the same episode. Dudes fucking crazy skilled at grilling/smoking etc.

[Anonymous No.10763966]

gas station cheeseburger and a pepsi throwback

[Anonymous No.10763967]

Shaved Brussels sprouts, peproncini, Kalamata olives cooked in jarred red sauce with pecorino romano and plain yogurt. Meals been pretty contrived, I’m purging my fridge

[Anonymous No.10763971]

>>10763967
I applaud your avant-garde efforts.
I try to empty my fridge once in awhile, but I am pic-post #2 in the fridge thread.

I thought the yogurt sounded fucking weird, but given the pic, seems alright. I'd eat that and feel good about it.

[Anonymous No.10763989]

>>10763971
Scratch that, its a different fridge thread now.

[Anonymous No.10764032]

>>10763490
Jesus, this shit is giving me a stomach ache. Do NOT eat. Or at least, don’t fry the bread in backn grease.

[Anonymous No.10764047]

>>10764032
Well yeah. You eat a meal this dense, its gonna sit in your stomach like fkin cement.
>wait for it.
You get to shit that out in a bit.
I hope your toilet has stirrups and a leather strap to bite down on. You're gonna need it.

Eat more vegetables. Drink more water.

[Anonymous No.10764064]

>>10763952
Never heard of him but that sounds awesome. Thanks anon, I'll check it out. I kind of suck at grilling but I'm hoping to improve over the summer if weather permits.

[Anonymous No.10764068]

>>10764047
Bitch, I drink water all day. And my meal was topped with veggies. But I will not lie, the level of grease in that toast was obscene. And delicous.

[Anonymous No.10764082]

>>10764068
Well come on now, its tomato and avocado,
theres very little fiber in that.
You're in for Mr Bones Wild Ride when you hit that toilet.

[Anonymous No.10764095]

>>10763971
I just finished eatin it, it wasn’t terrible. I’ve got a lot of good seasonings so if I fuck around I can make about anything palatable. I have a lot of olives, yogurt and Brussels sprouts left, but I knocked out the cheese and sauce. It’s gonna be a rough finish. Probably just eggs and kimchi.

Drinking year-old $6 champagne with tonic and club soda also it’s not great but we already talked about that

[Anonymous No.10764101]

Nothing, on a fast. Looking into how to season meats for when the fast ends though.

[Anonymous No.10764116]

>>10764082
Not if I use my secret technique.

[Anonymous No.10764152]

>>10764116
Aaaaaaaaw, shit.
>you hope :^)

[Anonymous No.10764164]

>>10764095
That champagne tho. I drink to excess myself and have done FAR worse.
But you're courting a wicked hangover there.
Hope you're chasing it with some water.

[Anonymous No.10764169]

>>10763966
>you were ignored deliberately.
>level up your life

[Anonymous No.10764173]

>>10764164
>tho
opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.10764186]

>>10758389
Cheap beer

[Anonymous No.10764263]

>>10758389
Honeyed strawberries and dark chocolate. :3

[Anonymous No.10764293]

Skoal peach.

[Anonymous No.10764301]

>>10764263
>suspicion intensifies

>>10764293
Ew dude.
Thats top quality bait.

[Anonymous No.10764328]

>>10758389
Where'd you get the currants you plebr?

[Anonymous No.10764334]

Bought some of that Halo Top birthday cake shit, figured that’d be my snack for tonight. I am very disappointed. Shit was not good.

[Anonymous No.10764341]

>>10764301
It was a taste experiment to see if the sweetness from the chocolate would pair with the sucrose in the strawberries, and override the bitterness of the cocao content. The earthiness of the honey was able to tie the two together well enough but overall I don't think they work well together.

[Anonymous No.10764348]

>>10758389
Mike and ikes

[Anonymous No.10764352]

>>10764328
They're the "tiny raisins" kind of currant, not the kind I was thinking of when I bought them.

[Anonymous No.10764358]

>>10764341
its sugar+sugar+sugar
What was your plan here.

[Anonymous No.10764368]

>>10764186
Want to say your black but that newport is non-menthol

[Anonymous No.10764370]

>>10764358
Diabetes.

[Anonymous No.10764372]

>>10764186
hhhhh

My mom drinks this beer in sixes by the hour it’s intense

[Anonymous No.10764380]

>>10764334
Is that the "costs more" kind of icecream pints Ive been seeing lately?
Got this the other day, love it.

[Anonymous No.10764390]

>>10758389

applesauce, chilled.

[Anonymous No.10764398]

>>10764368
I'm pure white trash.
>>10764372
Sounds hot, is she single? I don't care either way, but she's more likely to fuck and leave if she's married.

[Anonymous No.10764403]

>>10763658
>doesn't eat the crust
Pussy bitch

[Anonymous No.10764405]

>>10764358
>>10764370
yeah probably. Its Filipino shit.
Never had it.

Try pic related on for size my daymie.

[Anonymous No.10764409]

>>10764380
It’s the 350 calories per pint shit. It is pretty expensive, too, but I figured it’d be worth trying.

I just find it way too light to enjoy. It’s like skim milk with a shitload of air whipped into it, and not quite enough sweetness.

[Anonymous No.10764414]

>>10764164
It was only half a bottle, I cashed all of my alcohol on Wednesday night and that was fucking tragic, the champagne was the last man standing and I couldn’t do that to myself. I think I’ll be alright tonight though thanks for your concern, got my water in before during and after. Fuck champagne

[Anonymous No.10764426]

For dinner I just made a chicken salad sandwich from a large batch I made yesterday.

I made the chicken salad from some Costco canned chicken breast, some Greek yogurt, a tiny amount of garlic, cardamon, and pepper. For some crunch and some sweetness I added some chopped red onion, chopped salted almonds, and some sliced grapes.

The sandwich included a good-sized dollop of the chicken salad on some kale with sliced apples on it. I found that vinegar provides some additional acidity (in addition to the apples) that cuts down the fattiness of the chicken salad nicely. So, I stole a little bit of my roommate's red wine vinegar and sprinkled a little bit on top.

It was a pretty good sandwich/10.

[Anonymous No.10764434]

>>10764409
Yeah? As a product I reject the idea.
If you're gonna indulge in a treat, go full bore on the quality, but just regulate how much you eat.
I've had this pint in my freezer for at least 2-3 weeks now.
To be fair I have another pint of coffee icecream, but thats 2-3 weeks old too, bought em together.

Just have, you know, a couple spoonfuls if you're craving something sweet and move on with your day.
Why spoil the whole experience with some semi-treat.

[Anonymous No.10764436]

>>10764426
How's about a fucking image of the sandwich!

I also forgot to mention there is some chopped dill in the chicken salad, as well. I would highly recommend this recipe!

[Anonymous No.10764439]

>>10764434
This bourbon butter pecan is...
OH Fuck!
1120 calories in a pint.
The coffee is 800.

[Anonymous No.10764451]

>>10764426
>canned chicken
Fucking gross.
>my cupboard is full of canned shit, just meme-ing over here.
Sounds pretty good.
You're now the Mayor of Texture Town™

[Anonymous No.10764458]

>>10764434
>>10764439
Well, I’m losing weight right now so I have to be careful with me calories. Plus I didn’t know it was this mediocre, it’s been getting a lot of hype, I thought it might actually be pretty good. I mean, if it was good and you could just shotgun full pints of the stuff, it’d be pretty great, right? Too good to be true, I guess.

[Anonymous No.10764473]

>>10764358
I already explained it. You do know there are different taste profiles to each type of "sugar", right?

[Anonymous No.10764474]

>>10764451
The canned chicken from Costco was not actually that bad. I expected a lot worse from my only experience with canned meat during my days of Boy Scouts.

In any case, the canned chicken was given to me by my grandparents when they cleaned out their pantry. I would have made my own otherwise but I figured I would use what was on hand.

[Anonymous No.10764504]

>>10764458
I would never fault ya for trying it.

>>10764473
>suspicion intensifies

>>10764474
Canned chicken is more often than not made into chicken salad I would warrant.

[Anonymous No.10764524]

>>10764504
My.. breakfast? havent eaten anything yet today.
Used a pre-made Mama Mary's thin crust ~6in wide, tomato sauce and tikka masala curry paste, some chicken thighs, onion, green pepper, mozz. Too much mozz, but I'm from Wisconsin so it seems normal to me, some mustard based hotsauce and caribbean curry powder, and another salad, gotta use this shit up before it melts in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.10764539]

>>10764504
>he actually uses canned chicken
just kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10764545]

>>10764524
That seems extremely interesting. I would enjoy eating that.

Is the curry paste sold at most grocery stores or is it a rarer find? I've always used just dry seasonings in my curries.

[Anonymous No.10764548]

>>10764539
Hello newfriend.
You linked the wrong person.
Better luck next time.

[Anonymous No.10764557]

>>10758389
Home made beef burrito. Fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.10764567]

>>10764548
Don't correct him or else he'll bully me. I am sensitive and soft.

[Anonymous No.10764570]

>>10764545
Patak's. I can get it at the local grocery, but my city is pretty cosmopolitan.
I find the brand to be pretty reliable for quality.
You can always order a few off of amazon or w/e.

Cooked the thighs.. 3 days ago? and then just let em sit in a tupperware with some more paste on em to really soak it up.

[Anonymous No.10764576]

>>10764567
Hah! Nice.

[Anonymous No.10764589]

>>10764557
>homemade
You're already winning.

[Anonymous No.10764599]

>>10764567
>>10764548
le cool kids club exchanging shit tier cooking advice and memes.

why did i even bother coming into this thread? none of you can cook, and one of you is telling the other to use canned chicken to make a dish that rednecks eat at a fucking BBQ and strutting around like some kind of white trash chef de cuisine.

linked to right one the first time, now linking to both because both of you should fucking kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.10764600]

>>10764524
Considering I really over-did it on the toppings, this crust is holding up pretty well. Its got a little chew, but crispy too. I'd buy it again.
Pretty sure it was 3$ for 3 crusts / package.

[Anonymous No.10764612]

>>10764599
Hello poisonous toad.
If you bothered to read the thread
>you didnt
You would realize that most of what you said is not true.
You made an error, showing you are new to this, and now you're doubling down to bruise your way through your social embarrassment.

I forgive you. You did your best.

[Anonymous No.10764613]

>>10764599
You do not deserve those dubs. I will check them only as a token of respect and hope that, one day, you will be nice enough to truly earn them.

Do you believe that I cannot cook a chicken breast and cut it apart to put into some chicken salad? Did you read the rest of what I put into the meal? I will take legitimate criticism that actually indicates you bothered to read.

If you cannot handle the bants, I think you should migrate to another board.

[Anonymous No.10764619]

>>10764557
Did you slow simmer that "steak" for a few hours before you put it in that raw untoasted flour tor til la?

[Anonymous No.10764620]

>>10764599
>>10764612

Gimme a hug buddy.

[Anonymous No.10764628]

>>10758442
>bragging about making a sandwich and salad

do Americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.10764634]

>>10764613
>>10764628

Pump the brakes buddy. If you're this negative people will just hide your posts and you will have no voice at all.
I get you have some shit going on. Just, you know, take a deep breath or two.
I accept you for who you are.
You don't need to try and make other people feel bad, to make yourself feel better.

[Anonymous No.10764640]

>>10758389
Unashamed

[Anonymous No.10764642]

>>10764634
Gayest thing I've read all week. Unironically kill yourself. 2/10

[Anonymous No.10764653]

>>10764640
You don't need to feel shame, but you should know that sweet but "sugar free" foodstuffs will fuck up your metabolic regulation.
Your odds of Metabolic Syndrome or Diabetes will go up significantly over time.

[Anonymous No.10764662]

>>10764642

Aaaahh I get it now.
You're that bitter worm of a mod who goes around banning people for no good reason, after fucking with people.

My verifications just suddenly went to like 9 pages instead of the usual 1-2.

What is wrong with you. Seriously asking.

[Anonymous No.10764673]

>>10764642
You're not quite as smart as you think you are.

Work on yourself. You'll go literally nowhere in life with your current attitude.

[Anonymous No.10764681]

>>10764640
Oh? That shut you up huh?
>little too close to home.jpg
What is your life like. Tell me. I'll listen.

[Anonymous No.10764683]

>>10764640
Woops, meant >>10764599

[Anonymous No.10764689]

Worst fast food meal I've ever had. So little fries, dry as fuck, no toppings or sauce, added 50 cents to a 4 buck burger for cheese.
Fuck Blake's Lotaburger. For $6 I could have gotten better and more anywhere.

[Anonymous No.10764693]

>>10764634
You quoted two different people!

[Anonymous No.10764701]

>>10764613
fucked up linking you too.
Sorry, I've had a few drinks while making my dinner.
Carry on, anon.

[Anonymous No.10764702]

>>10764662
>>10764673
Not even the faggot you were in a pissing match with earlier, anons. Sort your victim complex out.

[Anonymous No.10764708]

>>10764701
It's okay, man.

[Anonymous No.10764712]

Look you can come in here and be a bitter person all you want.
We're just gonna hide your posts and carry on like we were before you got here.
Ignore you, and you'll go away.
Simple as that.

Option B, you could open up a little and try not to be so negative, and join the conversation.
What was your last meal.

[Anonymous No.10764715]

>>10764613
>sugar+sugar+sugar KEK BANTS LOL
literally god tier.

[Anonymous No.10764717]

>>10764715
I'm hiding your post because you're boring.

[Anonymous No.10764718]

>>10764628
Yeah. Overpreserved ham and preprocessed cheese product on sugar laden wheat donuts is actually considered the "healthier" option here.

[Anonymous No.10764721]

>>10764717

[Anonymous No.10764725]

>>10764718
Same here, hiding your post.
You're confusing complaining, with providing content and dialogue.

[Anonymous No.10764733]

>>10764717
If I'm boring you by posting an experiment with flavor profiles, then literally all you're here to do is shitpost and insult others.

Doing me a favor since you can't seem to stop yourself from giving me Yous. cheers faggot. bant harder next time, 1/10. you look like an idiot right now.

[Anonymous No.10764740]

>>10764689
For 2.50 you could make your own burger and have infinite customization.
Its not hard, and takes less time to cook than it takes to drive to ______.
If you want any tips or tricks we're sure to help ya out.

[Anonymous No.10764741]

>>10764725
And why dont YOU
>>10764341
respond to what I originally fucking said, instead of sucking his dick about how boring all of your prattling back and forth is.

Criticize this, fags. Feedback is actually useful to me. This useless bullshit is not. Quit wasting my fucking time.

[Anonymous No.10764755]

>>10764741
Clearly not the same person.
You're pretty fucked in the head, aren't you?
I tried to be nice to ya. But now I'm going to hide your posts.

[Anonymous No.10764767]

Aaaah. Feels good.

Anyone else doing any cooking/drinking right now?

I'm halfway thru my pizza and salad, losing appetite though. Think I'll finish the greens and save the pizza for later.

[Anonymous No.10764797]

Ahh, whatever. It's past dinner time in the western world. I'm gonna go watch a movie.

[Anonymous No.10764832]

>>10764712
who's we? lmao
you're the saddest and cringiest guy here

[Anonymous No.10764853]

>>10764619
Nope. Just a quick fry with some salt, pepper, and a little bit of butter. Im living in mexico rn btw.

[Anonymous No.10764869]

garlic fingers i made, with donair sauce not pictured. used about 6 cloves of garlic.

[Anonymous No.10764898]

>>10764653
I know this already faggot. But I already a good amount of sugar earlier so I decided that this diet shit would be easier on my liver. Or at least my blood sugar levels. Either way there’s less guilt.

[Anonymous No.10764948]

>>10764853
Why then is it all one uniform color inside and out? The meat that is. The walmart tortilla is obvious and raw so no need to comment.

[Anonymous No.10764955]

>>10764869
garlic cheese bread?

[Anonymous No.10764988]

This is the first cake I have ever made, its opera cake, it turned out okay.

[Anonymous No.10765012]

>>10764380
>the "costs more" kind of icecream pints
I like this one myself.

[Anonymous No.10765059]

>>10765012
hipster cunt

[Anonymous No.10765067]

>>10764988
layers uneven. try letting it rest and chilling it before you cut. the edges will look cleaner.

[Anonymous No.10765070]

>>10764869
low and slow next time.

[Anonymous No.10765078]

>>10759254
i can't believe that scene with the rat was actually real!

[Anonymous No.10765081]

>>10765067
The cake layers themselves were not the same thickness and an uneven application of the cake syrup is mostly to blame I think.

[Anonymous No.10765128]

>>10765070
wut? 450F for ~20 minutes, crispy bottom crust. it was delicious. you say low and slow, so how much time and what temp? i made it in same skillet as pic related

[Anonymous No.10765193]

>>10760276
Alright. In all honesty, how can anyone ever get anything bacon related from McDonald's? Every time I get one of those, which is once in a blue moon, I either bite it in such a way I feel like my tooth is going to break or it's like a premium version of those dog bacon strips (beggin strips?). So basically, how the fuck can you live with yourself?

[Anonymous No.10765469]

>>10765193
>beggin strips
Hey mother fucker, those are good, even for human tastes. But the best treat is Snausages, trust me.

[Anonymous No.10765564]

homemade hashbrowns cooked in peanut oil, grilled corn, shitake mushrooms sauteed, caramelized onions with SBR bbq sauce and half an avocado

[Anonymous No.10765570]

>>10765564
and two medium sized tomatoes fried on there truss

[Anonymous No.10765717]

Lemon water and coke. I got a tooth pulled yesterday and I still feel like shit

[Anonymous No.10765730]

>>10758389
toenails

[Anonymous No.10765747]

>>10758389
water

[Anonymous No.10765757]

>>10764557
your hand is a beef burrito

[Anonymous No.10765772]

vodka and cheap oj at 3 in the goddamn morning and prolly pizza in an hour or so

[noko No.10765822]

I clicked this thread while browsing the catalog and I just want to say that the dumb faggot who keeps greentexting wrong should off himself immediately. Thats all.

[Anonymous No.10765835]

>>10763186
Nah, that's shrimps.

[Anonymous No.10766015]

>>10764474
Don’t listen to him anon canned chicken is the best

[Anonymous No.10766486]

>>10764948
Dude, i live in mexico, i got the tortilla from right across the street. Why are you so fixated on trying to call me some white dude?

[Anonymous No.10766600]

>>10765757
;)

[Anonymous No.10766908]

Cod with zucchini, tomatoes and pesto on top.

[Anonymous No.10767410]

>>10764740
Unless you have never gone out to eat in your entire life, fuck off. I do cook my own burgers usually, and go out occassionally.

[Anonymous No.10768012]

>allergies
>took to long to take meds and developed secondary sinus infection
>decide to pound some Carolina Reaper jerkey
>can breathe but now my tummy hurts

I might shit my pants but at least I have that sweet, sweet oxygen

[Anonymous No.10768044]

i had some chocolate ovaltine, mostly made with water but a good glug of milk

going to bed soon

[Anonymous No.10768059]

Four loko

I feel ill

[Anonymous No.10768367]

[Anonymous No.10768673]

>>10765012
had that recently, it's dankk

[Anonymous No.10768683]

>>10764869
pizza cutter?

[Anonymous No.10768689]

>>10758389
eyece crem

[Anonymous No.10768853]

>>10758389
>eating
nothing
>drinking
black tea

[Anonymous No.10768964]

>>10758389
Bulgogi and rice.

[Anonymous No.10768999]

>>10758389
Coffee, black

[Anonymous No.10769027]

>>10764341
You sound like a faggot. Cook good food. Stop trying to complicate it like a pretentious fuck. I pray for a grease fire in your future.

[Anonymous No.10769056]

Oh shit my threads still up.
Power went out at 8am today, and my speakers popped really loud, woke me up.
Was bored and my stove is gas so I cooked just random shit for about 6 hours.

Anyone have a recommendation for what to use these duxelles for?

Lunch was gyro meat, roasted sweet peppers, feta, lettuce, and garlic mayo on a french roll.
Was good as fuck, didnt take a pic tho. Watched a bunch of Cantonese movies on netflix while cooking cuz Ive got nothing better to do.
>yeah its a blog, suck my nuts.

[Anonymous No.10769084]

>>10764832
>>10764898
>>10765059
>>10765822
>>10767410
>>10769027
Why are you even here my man?
You're adding nothing, and you clearly have some anger issues.
Maybe book an appointment with a therapist.

[Anonymous No.10769106]

>>10769027
Damn there are some edgelords on this board today.

[Anonymous No.10769116]

>>10758389
some Sam Adams I got on clearance

[Anonymous No.10769145]

a dry attempt at mushroom risotto and jalapeno sardines

[Anonymous No.10769199]

>>10769145
Sounds like it was alright, and you're stretching your cooking abilities.
Nice.

[Anonymous No.10769307]

butter bread pickles, smoked Gouda cheese, sardines, sesame pumpernickel and butter, Homemade Kvass (coco puff looking things are rehydrated raisins), and some vodka.

[Anonymous No.10769321]

>>10769307
Love pumpernickel. That some kind of holiday edition vodka? I've never seen it in a red bottle.

[Anonymous No.10769329]

>>10768999
Good to know, white.

[Anonymous No.10769351]

>>10769321
Honestly man, I saw it for $17 and just got it at the liquor store. Never had Russian Standard before until now. It may have been leftover from the holidays lol. Highly recommend drinking ice cold.

[Anonymous No.10769421]

>>10764334
Don't give up anon. Half of halo top is terrible shit tier, half is great.

In my opinion:

S
Dogshit:
Birthday cake (as you di discovered)
Chocolate covered banana
Cookies and cream
Mochi


Meh (try once. Maybe):
Pistachio
Peanut butter (good, but tastes like shit if you recently ate something savory)
Pancakes and waffles

Good:
Red velvet
Jamocha almond (good, but not jamocha. It's basically almond extract flavored)
Candy bar
Really anything that's heavily chocolate is bratty good
Caramel macchiato

Incomplete list, but this should get you started if you wanna give it another go

[Anonymous No.10769544]

>>10769084
>everyone who calls me a retard is the same person

[Anonymous No.10769549]

>>10769544
Never claimed that was the case.
You're projecting.

[Anonymous No.10769552]

>>10769329

[Anonymous No.10769565]

>>10769549
What does the word "projecting" mean in this context?

[Anonymous No.10769600]

>>10769549
>I also dont know what the word projecting means because I'm a fucking idiot
You replied to multiple people in singular context, not plural. Grammatically that means you are referring to one individual, not multiple.

[Anonymous No.10769615]

>>10769600
But if you are addressing several individuals, you do so in singular context to each.
There are no groups of people on an anonymous board, and no reason to assume several posts are all one or multiples, so you address in singular context.
Well maybe you don't, but I did and do, and there's nothing you can do about it, so why bring it up?

[Anonymous No.10769622]

>>10769615
>nothing you can do about it
Sure there is, I can call you a retarded faggot repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.10769655]

>>10769622
Sure can.