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Good evening, sir! What'll it be?

>> No.10758100

>>10758093
give me your biggest glass of your strongest clear spirit and one ice cube

>> No.10758105

>>10758093
Flat water with ice. Thanks

>> No.10758106

>>10758093
LONG ISLAND ICED TEA, YOU CUTIE!!!
<3<3<3<3

>> No.10758112

Uhh Can I get 2 McDoubles, a Large Fries and a Diet Coke

>> No.10758131
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10758131

>>10758093
Yuengling, draft please, and a mint julep.

>> No.10758282

>>10758093
Your finest aged Coke please.

>> No.10758298
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10758298

Equal rights

>> No.10758315

pimms cup


long live the queen

>> No.10758335
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Vegan caucasian colada with double rum and a splash of iced tea (literally impossible to make)

>> No.10758514

>>10758093
Aannnndddd you just misgendered me... Ah, okay. I c... I'm not a man, I'm a woman,I'm a girl with a penis.

>> No.10758519

Hey mac hows it goin
gimme a vt with a twist

>> No.10758531

>>10758298
You'll get them when there is no one around to say you can't have them.

>> No.10758558

Jack and coke

>> No.10758569

>>10758093
Your number, handsome

>> No.10758581

Your finest tendies, and not a penny more

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10758597

>>10758093
fucken... uhhhhh what gin and vermouth do you usually use in your martinis? ah jeez I'm not sure about that one... I'll have a uhhhhh negroni made with midori instead of campari

what do you mean you don't stock sweet vermouth? fuck! pardon me sorry... I guess I'll just have rails rum watered down with a touch of anti-scurvy fruit in a highball so I can pretend I'm ye olde sailore that inexplicably has glassware

>> No.10758741

>>10758597
>negroni with midori instead of campari
Is this good? Was actually gonna ask for a negroni, and tell him not to wipe the inside of the glasses.

>> No.10758769

>>10758741
>yeesh midori tastes like cough medicine

Oh ho ho, you know what else tastes like cough medicine? Campari! Negroni time!

>> No.10759101

>>10758093
A bullet

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>>10758093
White man's burden Lloyd, white man's burden

>> No.10759164

>>10758093
Daiquiri to see if you know your shit, if it's good I'll have a Sazerac, if it's shit I'll have a Scotch or Rye depending on the selection.

>> No.10759207

>>10758093
Hey Dane, lets do a black lager

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10759209

>>10758093
I'll have an old fashioned, please.

>> No.10759257

Some fresh hot piss, straight from the source, my good man.

>> No.10759305

>>10758093
a beer

>> No.10759371

>>10758093
Straight vodka, what is this???
I'll have ten more please.

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10759413

I’ll take 1 gf please

>> No.10760010

>>10758093
>sir
>not addressing me by my first name on only my second visit

>> No.10760038

>>10758093
It's a bit late so a few shots of vodka will do in honor of Russia beating the crap out of Saudia Arabia 5-0.