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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.10757649

can't tell if something is physically wrong with her arms or if it's just retardation

>> No.10757650
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>> No.10757656

She has cerebral palsy lol

>> No.10757687

She's retarded like >>10757656 said

>> No.10757697
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so much oil

>> No.10757723
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>> No.10757745


There's a special place in hell for you goy

>> No.10757757
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>> No.10757780

jack really went overboard here

>> No.10757781


Kinda like playing a video game with the controls inverted from what you like.

>> No.10757805

poor girl, i can only imagine how hard everything has to be for people with cerebral palsy

>> No.10757823
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>when 3dpd approaches 2d cuteness
Someone broke something somewhere.

>> No.10757825
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It's not Jack.

>> No.10757833

This is Jack, isn't it?

>> No.10757834


>> No.10757837
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THIS is the Ja/ck/

>> No.10757842

she has cerebral palsy, like Walt's son in Breaking Bad.

>> No.10757864

It's Kay. She's basically the poor british Jack.

>> No.10757870

that's kay from kays good cooking.
compared to her, Jack is Paul Bocuse

>> No.10757898

>Big Mac My Way
>Chunk of mince meat fried in butter on a bun with no sauce or lettuce.
How will McDonald's recover?

>> No.10757952
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She makes the best eggs.

>> No.10758030
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>> No.10758062


british cuisine has evolved

>> No.10758104

Was that a prisoner?

>> No.10758119
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>> No.10758170

I need your help, /ck/

there was this youtube video circulating around here, it was a video recipe for pasta carbonara madeby some asian woman
she boiled some hot dogs and used velveeta cheese for the sauce, then served this soup like mess in a plastic container to her poor husband
I think the original youtube poster removed it, if any of you has it or knows where to find it, I would really appreciate it

>> No.10758225
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>> No.10758256

how does he get out?

>> No.10758260

I'm surprised nobody has made a webm of Jack frying an egg.

>> No.10758261

Masala omelets are the best.

>> No.10758291
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>> No.10758309

He's allowed out when he's out of eggs.

>> No.10758439
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Looks like depression-era food

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>> No.10758521

More like funeral cake. Fucking Kaye

>> No.10758902

stupidass newfag she has like a million white knight followers who would marry her roastie ass get off my 4chan newfag scum reeeeeee

>> No.10758967
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>when every pancake you make is a test pancake

>> No.10758978
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>tfw u'd fuck a tard.

>> No.10758989

I would marry her if she was genuinely a nice young woman.

>> No.10759060

now we know where rogan learned how to cook

>> No.10759062

good job anon

>> No.10759087

her retard grunting and fuck ups in the kitchen would stop being "cute" after about 15 minutes when you realize you're going to spending all your free time cleaning up broken glass and waiting on the brink of starvation for hours on end for her to finish cooking at a snails pace. By the end of the week you would be fantasizing about how to get away with murder.

>> No.10759104

or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10759109
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Or, you know, you just fucking cook instead?

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>> No.10759131

I hate how hard she has to try, but I love that she does it. Disabilities like that suck.

>> No.10759148

Who the fuck names their kid Cerebral?

>> No.10759151

Imagine how shed try to give a handy.

>> No.10759157

Except for the part where they used bread and canned beans

>> No.10759162

she wants to do it retard

>> No.10759185

But why?

>> No.10759211

how the fuck should I know? ask her

>> No.10759222

well said. thanks.

>> No.10759233

Fuck that cunt.

>> No.10759241

but she seems to have excellent family/friend support.

>mfw a handicapped gril has a life 10x better than my own

>> No.10759286 [DELETED] 

Wait. What. I didn't know sound worked on /ck/
You literally never see webms with sound.

>> No.10759295

A girl with cerebral palsy is better at cooking than Kay and Jack.

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>> No.10759315

why the fuck does her own brother baby-talk her?
that's annoying as fuck.

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>> No.10759347

i just want to hold her and take care of her

>> No.10759483
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also the way he mocks her shaking is pretty douchy

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>> No.10759539

who the hell fries their eggs in used motor oil?

>> No.10759557
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>> No.10759559

I want to slap her butt cheeks and make her go "MMMMNNUUUHHHHHHHHHH"

>> No.10759580

Hippies and celebrities know no bounds. Naming their child Cerebral Palsy is extremely disrespectful

>> No.10759582

What the fuck were these guys smoking?

>> No.10759594

not dipped,but chocolate chip cookies are fucking good with orange juice or lemonade

>> No.10759604

Imagine her trying to control her self while just pounding away at her

>> No.10759605

Shut up, faggot.

>> No.10759611


Jesus christ jack what the fuck.

>> No.10759614
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she wouldn't even be able to talk

>> No.10759625

how does she get out of there without disturbing the cookware?

how does he... jesus fucking christ

how does she get out of there? does she have to eat all the eggs?


how does he get the beer out of there without breaking the bottle

how do the eggs get out of there without becoming completely carbonized

how did the liquid get out of there?


how does she get out of her marriage without breaking laws?

how do they film from above without breaking all those cameras?

how does they get out of there without breaking all those beer bottles?

>> No.10759626

i can't because i'm busy imagining how many decades you will remain a virgin

>> No.10759635
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I can only imagine how great her pussy feels with all those crazy palsy spasms.

>> No.10759637
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>> No.10759651

This dude gets it

>> No.10759738

I think you meant Sarah Brel-Palsy
>you had one job.

>> No.10759768

imagine how much shittier her life would be if she were a guy instead, no cute face or big tits to help garner sympathy there.

>> No.10759778
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Some OC here.

>> No.10759817

Walter Jr's wife making him breakfast.webm

>> No.10759836

why are her tits so much better than my wife's wtf

>> No.10759857

>he fell for the small tit wife meme
newfags never learn

>> No.10759869

i mean i cheat on her with a 20 yo titcow, but i still wish she had bigger tits
never marry a small tit wife, lads

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im calling the police

>> No.10759876

That's some Dead Space shit.

>> No.10759880

>i cheat

absolutely disgusting. having made a mistake doesnt justify your impertinence. tell your wife and divorce her immediately

>> No.10759885

>he fell for the monogamy meme
I have kids so I'm not dealing with divorce bullshit. I doubt she would even be hurt, she would just be mad that she didnt cash in on the divorce sooner. Fuck her and betas like you.
Bitch can't even cook. That's why I started coming to /ck/
>tfw 20 yo titcow is pregnant and her tits keep getting bigger
>not sure if the kid is mine or not

>> No.10759919

i didnt fall for that meme either but you can cheat in open relationships and you are cheating in your relationship now. liar, coward.

>i doubt she would even be hurt blah blah
however you want to rationalize it in your head bud.

>> No.10759924

Pretty sure this is the one you're talking about. The whole video is really sad.


>> No.10759947

t. roastie

>> No.10759976
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>tfw no palsy qt3.14 to love no matter how bad her pancakes are.
I would put up with anything to have such a kawaii waifu with that kind of commitment.
Why even live guise.

>> No.10759991

Yeah, we saw your posts in the last thread and decided you deserved absolutely no attention for your bullshit.

So take your (You) and fuck off back to your containment board. No one wants you here.

>> No.10759999

Stop lying, anon.

It's not good for your health.

>> No.10760046

this is for over easy only, not over medium, etc.

>> No.10760148

I've never had an IPA, or very few craft beers, that had a twist top. How does he not know better?

>> No.10760155

isnt it hilarious? and he just doubles down on his stupidity by grabbing the towel instead of the bottle opener you're assuming he's going for

>> No.10760211

Gingerbread cookies with lemonade is great.

>> No.10760238
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Why do I find this so funny?

>> No.10760244

Lel, poor guy.

>> No.10760280

Why the fuck would you ever do this

>> No.10760323

this is disturbing

>> No.10760328

oh man. My grandmother used to serve me pudding in a smaller version of that bowl. That was in the 80s.
I wonder if those bowls are still in the house. She died a decade ago any my grandfather followed in April. I gotta go look.

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She's actually the lead singer of palewaves without her makeup on. Easy mistake.

>> No.10760344

Apparently you don't know anything about food during the depression. Bread and beans were common ingredients in recipes from the era.

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>> No.10760999

Where were people getting those? Most people were eating plants out of the garden and en entire apartment block or neighborhood would share a cut of meat.

>> No.10761003

what the actual fuck

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I have laughed this hard in a fucking white.
I love you guys

>> No.10761036
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bro... i cant rad that

>> No.10761043
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Take back what you said about her or prepare to face thy doom, knave!

>> No.10761045

Imagine being so bad at cooking that you're making the girl with grave cerebral palsy throwing pancakes on the floor look like a good cook.

>> No.10761062
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LOL (laugh out loud) showing this to the kids

>> No.10761083

She is lucky to be born a cute girl, because if she were a man she'd die alone after a life of abject misery. Instead she is married and coddled and fawned over.

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>> No.10761089

She's married?

>> No.10761098

wtf i love well done now

>> No.10761103

How the hell do you fuck up pulled pork

>> No.10761110

Is it wrong that i want to fuck her?

>> No.10761125

He pushed instead of pulled.

>> No.10761127


that is an intense smoke ring

>> No.10761134

fuck it's even worse than I remembered
thank you for finding it!

>> No.10761135

Do americans really do this?

>> No.10761153

>burnt and undercooked smoked pork shoulder

>> No.10761213

Topmeme my friend

>> No.10761230

I'd eat her pancakes if you know what I mean

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>> No.10761252

Cute enough to be on TV. Retarded enough to be with you.

>> No.10761401

this is very symbolic of colonisation and right wing modern politics

>> No.10761417

White man has always kept the asian man down.
Except in salary, education, and the whole weeaboo thing.

>> No.10761427

Actually despite having a higher income on average than whites, asians in higher end jobs are paid less than their white counterparts

>> No.10761447

well they burned the fuck out of the outside

>> No.10761483

nice meme

>> No.10761516

>She's a britistani

>> No.10761671

go back to bed toastie roastie

>> No.10761681

nah dude they had retard fingers in them

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>> No.10761684

bich has the perfect body type

>> No.10761693

Why is some retard forcing this meme on all the webm threads?

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>> No.10761718

Simply Sara was able to do corndogs better than Jack.

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>> No.10761772

>implying you wouldn't waif such a sweet and nice girl like that

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>> No.10761870

What the fuck is that

>> No.10761883

I'm pretty sure wiping her ass daily would get old bruv

>> No.10761957

honestly if you haven't done this at some point in your life idk what the fuck you are doing

why he recorded and posted it to the internet is a different story but

>> No.10761962
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If it's getting boring then you just need to get creative.

>> No.10761963

her bro is a fking douche

>> No.10761976

i have no words

>> No.10762039

Why do so many people sautee garlic first, onions second? You can sautee onions forever, but garlic turns dark and bitter in no time.

>> No.10762044

That gif is nauseously unsettling

>> No.10762045

>comments disabled


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>> No.10762120

She does a lot of exercise what with all the uncontrollable muscle jerking.

>> No.10762147
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Peanut Butter

>> No.10762157

This is now a ja/ck/ thread.

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Peanut BUTTer

>> No.10762198

A real..
A real funny meme-er would post a response video, smearing jelly all over their body.
>stifle laugh
She'd probably think it was hot.

>> No.10762223


It's the canned beef that the /k/ommando prepper fags stock their bomb shelters with. Nasty, nasty looking shit that has a shelf life measured in centuries.

>> No.10762230
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Niiiiiice hahaha, good goooood shit.

>> No.10762239

Let me get /fit/ real quick. Once the abs start coming in I'll think about it. It's just, cutting down to such a low bf% is such a pain in the ass when I love food as much as I do.

>> No.10762261

>Some OC here.
I can save .webm's from the other day as well, you attention whoring little twat

>> No.10762328

Full video

>> No.10762337

Hot and retarded?
I could wife her with a ring-pop.

>> No.10762376

>I taste so good
>I wonder who would want to do me

>> No.10762380

a crime against humanity

>> No.10762423
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>the moment the batter starting to swirl around
Dear god no

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>> No.10762754

Jack has crossed a line, all his other horrors I could attribute to shear information isolation but this...
I've seen 7 year old orphans cook pancakes by looking at the pictures on the back of the mix bag. He has to be trolling us, there is no other way.

>> No.10762781

Based chinaman

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>> No.10762838

Peak Pinoy

>> No.10762853
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I have seen such horrors today, please spare me more.

>> No.10762889

that's a hell of a body, too bad about the autism

>> No.10762915

she's far worse than jack, i wonder why she doesnt get posted more
some recipes are a pure nightmare

>> No.10762921

Going to hell for laughing at this

>> No.10763099
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Why are youtube /ck/s so scared of hot oil?

>> No.10763209

oh my fucking lord what is wrong with this guy

>> No.10763211

>oils not even hot
>gets scared and drops the steak and gets splashed like an idiot

Is this Jack?

>> No.10763214


Stop laying that steak down facing Mecca. I can hear the Call to Prayer from here.

>> No.10763215

>Non-stick pan with 2/3c oil in it
Why not just deep fry it and be done?

>> No.10763217
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My pancake place sells burgers now

>> No.10763220

I can see the uncooked egg white on that. How can fuck up the most simplest of things?

>> No.10763221

Good job, honey!

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>> No.10763324

Here she is with her sister Karlee.

>> No.10763334

That first comment is obviously a /ck/ poster.

>> No.10763346

She isn't retarded though

>> No.10763355
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But is that actually supposed to be a funnel cake or are all of your just making that up?

>> No.10763356
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Of course

>> No.10763370

No. It's supposed to be pancakes. But Kay put so much oil in the pan that should would have basically made funnel cakes if the oil were hot. Now I explained the joke.

>> No.10763376

jesus fucking christ

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>> No.10763466

Phoneposters don't get to complain about that.

>> No.10763586
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I went on a few dates with a girl who had celebral palsy. Its not exactly the fantasy you imagined bros.
>meet her on tinder
>she drives an actual whole hour just to meet me (i didnt know she lived so far away)
>was surprised and assumed she just really wanted to go out with someone
>we walk my dog
>she has to use a walker the whole time
>she was really nervous and shy
>took her to the mall and to the movies
>she has to bring her giant walker everywhere
>shes too scared to kiss and said she never did it before
I didn't take her virginity because honestly it would be wrong, i'd take her innocence and she was so sweet. i know thats gay but with a cripple girl its just off and going out is super inconvenient and literally, everybody stares at you. we still talk sometimes, shes doing well

>> No.10763660

underrated kek

>> No.10763684

Who the fuck is Jack? I'm new to /ck/ so I'm kinda lost here

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>> No.10763700

Is Jack like the DarkSydePhil of cooking or something?

>> No.10763703

I'm sure that's just sad, and really inconvenient. I could see myself trying though. I do really care what other people think, but I'm also really protective of others so I don't think it would be the thing that would bother me most.

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>> No.10763709

a youtube "chef" that undercooked literally everything and died of salmonella poisoning

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Lets just say that he could give Gordon Ramsay a run for his money when it comes to cooking skills.

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>> No.10764233

>my blog is awesome !!!

>> No.10764246

Everyone treats her well and she has a chad boyfriend. If she was ugly she'd have a shit life, but since she's cute she is living good.

>> No.10764282

Hhnngggggggg, I would never pull out

>> No.10764299

99% of people looking at you two aren't looking down on you, they're just curious.

t. dated a paraplegic

>> No.10764300

How do I wife her? I need those spastic milkers in my face.

>> No.10764314

heat too high and he's too dumb to trust a probe thermometer

>> No.10764315

Be a Chad. Not joking, her husband is a legit 9/10 Chad. It's a big mistake to think you can date a qt cripple easily, lots of guys love the idea of taking care of a disabled cute girl, so they're not going to be much easier to pick up.

>> No.10764319

Where have you even learned about the depression? Is this the famous American school system at work?

People canned beans before and during the depression and bread was cheap and easy to make and often rationed or cultivated by communes. Meat was scarce and off-cuts and oddities (to Americans, anyway) became more common. Home gardens were common, yes, but that doesn't have anything to do with the availability of bread or beans. Even school lunches had sandwiches sometimes:


>> No.10764323


>when your gf has enough time to act out memes with you but not enough time to clean your fucking apartment

>> No.10764342

From people who lived in the depression. Lots of people back then didn't go to school either.

>> No.10764343

>forcing this meme
summerfag just stfu and blend in, you're embarrassing yourself

>> No.10764356

is this supposed to be bad? I think it looks really fucking tasty.

>> No.10764385

In Uni we had a Mexican exchange student. Every time he made a cocktail it was a mess of the strangest goddamn things and it was always delicious. Maybe it's just a Mexican thing?

>> No.10764421

That's a decent comparison, Jack doesn't bitch about his haters like Phil does but other than that they're both talentless hacks

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>> No.10764704

Do you think her nipples are pancake shaped as well?

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>> No.10764713

Damn that looks good

>> No.10764729
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>girl is mentally and physically dysfunctional
>exactly like in my animes

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Should have ended with suicide

>> No.10764773

>anime girls don't act mentally and physically dysfunctional 75% of the time

>> No.10764781

god i fucking laughed thank you

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>> No.10764787

almost all beers brewed and bottled in the US have twist tops
but you're right, that is very clearly not a twist top

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bet they're not even free range

>> No.10764800

jesus christ you don't deserve those digits you fucking faggot

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>> No.10764806

but a normal person like you or me would have stopped and grabbed a bottle opener instead of a towel. like, his first thought is "ow I need to protect my hand" not "oh not twist off top, okay" and get the right tool. it's like he's a whole different species or something.

>> No.10764813

So much pepper, jesus christ Jamie its carbonara not caccio e pepe, wtf

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maybe this is more your speed

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>> No.10764833

that gif is nauseously erecting

>> No.10764845

I'm not entirely sure what I'm seeing here but the fact that's filmed and prepared in such a weird, delicate, and sterile way is uninteresting to me.

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>> No.10764852

No, it's not my speed. Any more webms of charisse and her ridiculous body?

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Pretty sure a chimpanzee would have gotten it quicker

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>> No.10764877

I don't know what the hell it is, but I want to eat the shit out of that.

>> No.10764882

It blows my mind these are from his "finished" ""videos"", these aren't bloopers or anything. It's like he just hits "record" and hopes everything is fine because he's not going to stop and redo things to make himself look better. He has essentially infinite time to make himself look competent in his vids, but he always makes a fool out of himself. It's like he still doesn't understand how to make videos.

>> No.10764886

where'd he get the money for an apple watch?

>> No.10764894

I guess sales of the 'best damn sauce you've EVER tasted' are picking up

>> No.10764897

I ask myself that every f$#*ing day, desu.

>> No.10764903

when does she call in the doggo?

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>> No.10764940

No one gives a fuck. Not food, not cooking.

>> No.10764950

That's Jack's son.

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>> No.10764957

you mean THE POTHEAD?!? I hope jack strangles the love of devil's lettuce right out of him

>> No.10764959

>deepfried plain spaghetti

I get if it had a sauce or something, but just egg ain't shit

>> No.10764960

And? Fuck off. It's not cooking, it's not food.

>> No.10764970

you shit eating scumbag I draw the line at pissing on a girl. maybe getting shat on. but never eating it.

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Holy shit. Imagine getting a french kiss from her.

>> No.10764980

as nice as it is, I could see a market for a cheaper version using obviously less expensive beef and the same recipe.

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>> No.10765008

Having a woman with a long tongue shoved into your mouth is amazing. Sadly most bitches got little shorties that can't even touch their noses.

>> No.10765020

>That gif is nauseously unsettling

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God, I hate to get lewd like this, but I can practically feel her tongue being shoved in my mouth.

>> No.10765034

i feel this might be a turning point in life for that soyboy

>> No.10765087

Japanese crab dishes.

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>> No.10765136

Does anyone have the webms of the Japanese cheesecakes?

>> No.10765157

this show is fucking amazing

>sweet heaven knows!

>> No.10765196

I'm two episodes in and I'm really enjoying it.
>Gives Winston Churchill the peace sign after eating a melon kakigori

>> No.10765201

the best episode is when his mom comes to stay

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Fuck yes, this is right.

>> No.10765705

This looks like shit I would make on ambien.

>> No.10765722

kek, yeah

>> No.10765790

Go fuck yourself. I've been here since that shitty webm was first posted.

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>> No.10766021

I'm hungover right now and that pizza is looking pretty good not gonna lie

>> No.10766022

so about a week ago?

>> No.10766024

i fucking hate americans

>> No.10766046

I might order pizza now, that made me hungry.

>> No.10766054

>21st century women cleaning
That's a real good fucking joke. 90% of the mess in my house is from my gf. I might be slow about getting shit done but I keep my mess contained in one area and put things back after I use them.
She leaves clothing strewn about every-fucking-where.

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>> No.10766142

>grinding up peppercorns with a mortar and pestle
Jesus, what a meme way to prepare a spice.

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I don't know who you are but I hate you for posting this unfunny webm every time.

>> No.10766146

So? Our McDonald's sells Döner now.

>> No.10766167

>deep-fried steaks
Fucking barbarians.

>> No.10766262

>since she's cute she is living good.

that applies to all women

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>> No.10766367

How can he be so fucking bad at it

>> No.10766524

While fair, lots of women who aren't cute also live good, but if you're disabled that cuteness is really key for a mate who can care for you.

>> No.10766551

what board was this?

>> No.10766555

had he gotten the oil hot enough to create a texture on the outside of the stuff as it landed, it would have just kinda layered over its self and been nice. he's a god damned moron and so are the people that insist on posting him.

>> No.10766558

I think it was /b/

>> No.10766560

and then there's this asshole

>> No.10766562

Except it isn't Jack.

>> No.10766564

It has one of Jack's trademarks, cold oil

>> No.10766566

The correct answer is to check for breathing, pulse, and alertness. If any are missing you move her head so she can't choke on her own vomit and call EMS, then apply any first aid necessary until they arrive.

>> No.10766580

how could i have missed that his gaudy fucking ring isn't in that frame. thank you. i stand corrected.

>> No.10766583

Not him, and I'm all for casting /pol/tards back to /pol/, but he's right and you're being oversensitive to conflicting opinions. She has a fuckton of followers on YouTube which in turn make her a fuckton of money. Tell me she would have the same success as a male.

>> No.10766588

As repeated before in this thread, it isn't Jack. It's Kay's Good Cooking. She's basically the female British poverty Jack when it comes to cooking. She did a big mac video that is just chunks of mince meat fried in lard on a bun with butter.

>> No.10766597

i appreciate the correction from you guys.
i must have too much hate in my heart or time for people that do nothing for me.
i was prepared on a moments notice to loath without question.

>> No.10766599

Yes, the same time as you.

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I had fried pork version at a Japanese place once, 18 euro and pretty good

>> No.10766602

Why are you so proud of living in country where there's enough shitskins for this to happen?

>> No.10766603

Honestly I prefer Kay
There's a sincerity to it that Jack doesn't have.

>> No.10766609

she just seems like a trailer park single mom to me.
jack seems like he should know better, but he's just a douche.
i fucking hate that guy because of this board.

>> No.10766613

i was glancing over the board and i didn't see anything appropriate, so i'm going to make a homemade corned beef thread in a little while.

>> No.10766616

With your own spices or a spice packet?

>> No.10766632

i used a recipe from online that i toasted in an aluminum sautee pan.

>> No.10766635

the thing is, i forgot to take pictures last week of the meat, the meat in the brine or this morning of the meat out of the brine. all i will have is finished product and i don't usually like to make threads if i can't give the entire process.

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Fuck it. Im not making a thread. It was fantastic. Thats what im using later for hash.

>> No.10766827

and no, that's not the way i cut it to serve. that's a section i cut with the grain so my knife would run all the way across our sandwich cuts.

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>cuts the crusts
Whatever happened to le crust cutting man?

>> No.10767064

>a weird, delicate, and sterile way is uninteresting to me.
found the white hipster who "opened up [his] mind" on a spiritual journey in India

>> No.10767161

>it's not food
those heavenly bars don't nourish you, son?

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I bet you're the faggot that just has to correct people when they use "literally" wrong and that you're just delightful at parties.

>> No.10767668

I want to protect that smile

>> No.10767714

The crust are served as the bread stick in cup, they aren't wasteful

>> No.10767830

> Using garlic and finely cut pancetta in carbonara

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>thinking your opinion on food matters more than a multi-millionaire chef