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can't tell if something is physically wrong with her arms or if it's just retardation
>>10757649She has cerebral palsy lol
>>10757649She's retarded like >>10757656 said
>>10757650so much oil
>>10757656>lolThere's a special place in hell for you goy
>>10757650jack really went overboard here
>>10757646>>10757687>>10757656Kinda like playing a video game with the controls inverted from what you like.
>>10757653poor girl, i can only imagine how hard everything has to be for people with cerebral palsy
>>10757646>when 3dpd approaches 2d cutenessSomeone broke something somewhere.
>>10757780It's not Jack.
>>10757650This is Jack, isn't it?
>>10757833>>10757825THIS is the Ja/ck/
>>10757649she has cerebral palsy, like Walt's son in Breaking Bad.
>>10757780>>10757833It's Kay. She's basically the poor british Jack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA
>>10757833that's kay from kays good cooking.compared to her, Jack is Paul Bocuse
>>10757864>Big Mac My Way>Chunk of mince meat fried in butter on a bun with no sauce or lettuce.How will McDonald's recover?
>>10757864She makes the best eggs.
>>10757864british cuisine has evolved
>>10757723Was that a prisoner?
I need your help, /ck/there was this youtube video circulating around here, it was a video recipe for pasta carbonara madeby some asian womanshe boiled some hot dogs and used velveeta cheese for the sauce, then served this soup like mess in a plastic container to her poor husbandI think the original youtube poster removed it, if any of you has it or knows where to find it, I would really appreciate it
>>10758225how does he get out?
I'm surprised nobody has made a webm of Jack frying an egg.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sPA6kkuuMw
>>10758225Masala omelets are the best.
>>10758256He's allowed out when he's out of eggs.
>>10758291Looks like depression-era food
>>10757650More like funeral cake. Fucking Kaye
>>10757649stupidass newfag she has like a million white knight followers who would marry her roastie ass get off my 4chan newfag scum reeeeeee
>>10757646>when every pancake you make is a test pancake
>>10757653>tfw u'd fuck a tard.
>>10757646I would marry her if she was genuinely a nice young woman.
>>10757952now we know where rogan learned how to cook
>>10758225>filenamegood job anon
>>10758989her retard grunting and fuck ups in the kitchen would stop being "cute" after about 15 minutes when you realize you're going to spending all your free time cleaning up broken glass and waiting on the brink of starvation for hours on end for her to finish cooking at a snails pace. By the end of the week you would be fantasizing about how to get away with murder.
>>10757649or just clowning for the customers
>>10759087Or, you know, you just fucking cook instead?
>>10757646I hate how hard she has to try, but I love that she does it. Disabilities like that suck.
>>10757653Who the fuck names their kid Cerebral?
>>10759131Imagine how shed try to give a handy.
>>10758439Except for the part where they used bread and canned beans
>>10759109she wants to do it retard
>>10759185how the fuck should I know? ask her
>>10758902well said. thanks.
>>10759211Fuck that cunt.
>>10759131but she seems to have excellent family/friend support.>mfw a handicapped gril has a life 10x better than my own
>>10758260Wait. What. I didn't know sound worked on /ck/You literally never see webms with sound.
>>10757646https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYNvGaOCzUA girl with cerebral palsy is better at cooking than Kay and Jack.
>>10759295why the fuck does her own brother baby-talk her?that's annoying as fuck.
>>10757646i just want to hold her and take care of her
>>10759315also the way he mocks her shaking is pretty douchy
>>10757952who the hell fries their eggs in used motor oil?
>>10759347I want to slap her butt cheeks and make her go "MMMMNNUUUHHHHHHHHHH"
>>10759148Hippies and celebrities know no bounds. Naming their child Cerebral Palsy is extremely disrespectful
>>10759114What the fuck were these guys smoking?
>>10759114not dipped,but chocolate chip cookies are fucking good with orange juice or lemonade
>>10759559Imagine her trying to control her self while just pounding away at her
>>10759604Shut up, faggot.
>>10757650Jesus christ jack what the fuck.
>>10759605she wouldn't even be able to talk
>>10757646>>10759483how does she get out of there without disturbing the cookware?>>10757650how does he... jesus fucking christ>>10757723how does she get out of there? does she have to eat all the eggs?>>10757825how?>>10757837how does he get the beer out of there without breaking the bottle>>10757952how do the eggs get out of there without becoming completely carbonized>>10758030how did the liquid get out of there?>>10758225???????????????>>10758291how does she get out of her marriage without breaking laws?>>10759114how do they film from above without breaking all those cameras?>>10759327how does they get out of there without breaking all those beer bottles?
>>10759604i can't because i'm busy imagining how many decades you will remain a virgin
>>10757653I can only imagine how great her pussy feels with all those crazy palsy spasms.
>>10759635This dude gets it
>>10759580I think you meant Sarah Brel-Palsy>you had one job.
>>10757805imagine how much shittier her life would be if she were a guy instead, no cute face or big tits to help garner sympathy there.
Some OC here.
>>10757646Walter Jr's wife making him breakfast.webm
>>10757646>>10757653why are her tits so much better than my wife's wtf
>>10759836>he fell for the small tit wife memenewfags never learn
>>10759857 i mean i cheat on her with a 20 yo titcow, but i still wish she had bigger titsnever marry a small tit wife, lads
>>10759114im calling the police
>>10759778That's some Dead Space shit.
>>10759869>i cheatabsolutely disgusting. having made a mistake doesnt justify your impertinence. tell your wife and divorce her immediately
>>10759880>he fell for the monogamy memeI have kids so I'm not dealing with divorce bullshit. I doubt she would even be hurt, she would just be mad that she didnt cash in on the divorce sooner. Fuck her and betas like you.Bitch can't even cook. That's why I started coming to /ck/>tfw 20 yo titcow is pregnant and her tits keep getting bigger>not sure if the kid is mine or not
>>10759885i didnt fall for that meme either but you can cheat in open relationships and you are cheating in your relationship now. liar, coward.>i doubt she would even be hurt blah blahhowever you want to rationalize it in your head bud.
>>10758170Pretty sure this is the one you're talking about. The whole video is really sad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY
>>10757646>tfw no palsy qt3.14 to love no matter how bad her pancakes are.I would put up with anything to have such a kawaii waifu with that kind of commitment. Why even live guise.
>>10759768Yeah, we saw your posts in the last thread and decided you deserved absolutely no attention for your bullshit.So take your (You) and fuck off back to your containment board. No one wants you here.
>>10759869Stop lying, anon.It's not good for your health.
>>10758260this is for over easy only, not over medium, etc.
>>10757837I've never had an IPA, or very few craft beers, that had a twist top. How does he not know better?
>>10760148isnt it hilarious? and he just doubles down on his stupidity by grabbing the towel instead of the bottle opener you're assuming he's going for
>>10759594Gingerbread cookies with lemonade is great.
>>10759778Why do I find this so funny?
>>10760155Lel, poor guy.
>>10759778Why the fuck would you ever do this
>>10757825this is disturbing
>>10760238oh man. My grandmother used to serve me pudding in a smaller version of that bowl. That was in the 80s.I wonder if those bowls are still in the house. She died a decade ago any my grandfather followed in April. I gotta go look.
>>10757649She's actually the lead singer of palewaves without her makeup on. Easy mistake.
>>10759157Apparently you don't know anything about food during the depression. Bread and beans were common ingredients in recipes from the era.
>>10760344Where were people getting those? Most people were eating plants out of the garden and en entire apartment block or neighborhood would share a cut of meat.
>>10757825what the actual fuck
>>10759778>>10759876 >>10760238 >>10760280 >>10760808I have laughed this hard in a fucking white.I love you guys
>>10757697bro... i cant rad that
>>10758902Take back what you said about her or prepare to face thy doom, knave!
>>10757650Imagine being so bad at cooking that you're making the girl with grave cerebral palsy throwing pancakes on the floor look like a good cook.
>>10761019>beezchurgerLOL (laugh out loud) showing this to the kids
>>10757646She is lucky to be born a cute girl, because if she were a man she'd die alone after a life of abject misery. Instead she is married and coddled and fawned over.
>>10759778wtf i love well done now
>>10761084How the hell do you fuck up pulled pork
>>10757646Is it wrong that i want to fuck her?
>>10761103He pushed instead of pulled.
>>10761084that is an intense smoke ring
>>10759924fuck it's even worse than I rememberedthank you for finding it!
>>10758291Do americans really do this?
>>10761084>burnt and undercooked smoked pork shoulderhow
>>10759625Topmeme my friend
>>10757646I'd eat her pancakes if you know what I mean
>>10757646Cute enough to be on TV. Retarded enough to be with you.
>>10761233this is very symbolic of colonisation and right wing modern politics
>>10761401White man has always kept the asian man down. Except in salary, education, and the whole weeaboo thing.
>>10761417Actually despite having a higher income on average than whites, asians in higher end jobs are paid less than their white counterparts
>>10761084well they burned the fuck out of the outside
>>10761135>Americans>She's a britistaniOBSESSED
>>10759880go back to bed toastie roastie
>>10761230nah dude they had retard fingers in them
>>10757646bich has the perfect body type
>>10758225Why is some retard forcing this meme on all the webm threads?
>>10761683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmxFWJkYAqkSimply Sara was able to do corndogs better than Jack.
>>10758902>implying you wouldn't waif such a sweet and nice girl like thatpleb
>>10761715What the fuck is that
>>10761772I'm pretty sure wiping her ass daily would get old bruv
>>10757837honestly if you haven't done this at some point in your life idk what the fuck you are doing why he recorded and posted it to the internet is a different story but
>>10761883If it's getting boring then you just need to get creative.
>>10759295her bro is a fking douche
>>10759778i have no words
>>10759924Why do so many people sautee garlic first, onions second? You can sautee onions forever, but garlic turns dark and bitter in no time.
>>10761962That gif is nauseously unsettling
>>10761684She does a lot of exercise what with all the uncontrollable muscle jerking.
>>10761715This is now a ja/ck/ thread.
>>10762147>snickerA real..>snickerA real funny meme-er would post a response video, smearing jelly all over their body.>stifle laughShe'd probably think it was hot.
>>10761870Alpo.It's the canned beef that the /k/ommando prepper fags stock their bomb shelters with. Nasty, nasty looking shit that has a shelf life measured in centuries.
>>10762192Niiiiiice hahaha, good goooood shit.
>>10762198Let me get /fit/ real quick. Once the abs start coming in I'll think about it. It's just, cutting down to such a low bf% is such a pain in the ass when I love food as much as I do.
>>10759778>Some OC here.I can save .webm's from the other day as well, you attention whoring little twat
>>10762328Hot and retarded?I could wife her with a ring-pop.
>>10762328>I taste so good>I wonder who would want to do meS L U T
>>10757650a crime against humanity
>>10757650>the moment the batter starting to swirl aroundDear god no
>>10757650Jack has crossed a line, all his other horrors I could attribute to shear information isolation but this...I've seen 7 year old orphans cook pancakes by looking at the pictures on the back of the mix bag. He has to be trolling us, there is no other way.
>>10762789I have seen such horrors today, please spare me more.
>>10762147that's a hell of a body, too bad about the autism
>>10762789she's far worse than jack, i wonder why she doesnt get posted moresome recipes are a pure nightmare
>>10762337Going to hell for laughing at this
>>10757650Why are youtube /ck/s so scared of hot oil?
>>10763203oh my fucking lord what is wrong with this guy
>>10763203>oils not even hot>gets scared and drops the steak and gets splashed like an idiotIs this Jack?
>>10763203Stop laying that steak down facing Mecca. I can hear the Call to Prayer from here.
>>10763203>Non-stick pan with 2/3c oil in itWhy not just deep fry it and be done?
My pancake place sells burgers now
>>10763181I can see the uncooked egg white on that. How can fuck up the most simplest of things?
>>10763217Good job, honey!
>>10761963Here she is with her sister Karlee.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SAZskgTnJs
>>10763324That first comment is obviously a /ck/ poster.
>>10762337She isn't retarded though
>>10757650But is that actually supposed to be a funnel cake or are all of your just making that up?
>>10763355No. It's supposed to be pancakes. But Kay put so much oil in the pan that should would have basically made funnel cakes if the oil were hot. Now I explained the joke.
>>10763145jesus fucking christ
>>10761036Phoneposters don't get to complain about that.
I went on a few dates with a girl who had celebral palsy. Its not exactly the fantasy you imagined bros. >meet her on tinder >she drives an actual whole hour just to meet me (i didnt know she lived so far away) >was surprised and assumed she just really wanted to go out with someone >we walk my dog >she has to use a walker the whole time >she was really nervous and shy >took her to the mall and to the movies >she has to bring her giant walker everywhere >shes too scared to kiss and said she never did it before I didn't take her virginity because honestly it would be wrong, i'd take her innocence and she was so sweet. i know thats gay but with a cripple girl its just off and going out is super inconvenient and literally, everybody stares at you. we still talk sometimes, shes doing well
Who the fuck is Jack? I'm new to /ck/ so I'm kinda lost here
>>10757837Is Jack like the DarkSydePhil of cooking or something?
>>10763586I'm sure that's just sad, and really inconvenient. I could see myself trying though. I do really care what other people think, but I'm also really protective of others so I don't think it would be the thing that would bother me most.
>>10763684a youtube "chef" that undercooked literally everything and died of salmonella poisoning
>>10763684Lets just say that he could give Gordon Ramsay a run for his money when it comes to cooking skills.
>>10763586>my blog is awesome !!!
>>10757805Everyone treats her well and she has a chad boyfriend. If she was ugly she'd have a shit life, but since she's cute she is living good.
>>10763379Hhnngggggggg, I would never pull out
>>1076358699% of people looking at you two aren't looking down on you, they're just curious.t. dated a paraplegic
>>10761089How do I wife her? I need those spastic milkers in my face.
>>10761153>howheat too high and he's too dumb to trust a probe thermometer
>>10764300Be a Chad. Not joking, her husband is a legit 9/10 Chad. It's a big mistake to think you can date a qt cripple easily, lots of guys love the idea of taking care of a disabled cute girl, so they're not going to be much easier to pick up.
>>10760999Where have you even learned about the depression? Is this the famous American school system at work? People canned beans before and during the depression and bread was cheap and easy to make and often rationed or cultivated by communes. Meat was scarce and off-cuts and oddities (to Americans, anyway) became more common. Home gardens were common, yes, but that doesn't have anything to do with the availability of bread or beans. Even school lunches had sandwiches sometimes:http://hearth.library.cornell.edu/cgi/t/text/pageviewer-idx?c=hearth;cc=hearth;q1=school%20lunch%20project;rgn=full%20text;cite1=193%2A;cite1restrict=date;idno=4732504_25_009;didno=4732504_25_009;node=4732504_25_009%3A1.4;view=image;seq=16;page=root;size=s;frm=frameset
>>10757723>when your gf has enough time to act out memes with you but not enough time to clean your fucking apartment
>>10764319From people who lived in the depression. Lots of people back then didn't go to school either.
>>10761693>forcing this memesummerfag just stfu and blend in, you're embarrassing yourself
>>10763099is this supposed to be bad? I think it looks really fucking tasty.
>>10764356In Uni we had a Mexican exchange student. Every time he made a cocktail it was a mess of the strangest goddamn things and it was always delicious. Maybe it's just a Mexican thing?
>>10763700That's a decent comparison, Jack doesn't bitch about his haters like Phil does but other than that they're both talentless hacks
Do you think her nipples are pancake shaped as well?
>>10764677Damn that looks good
>>10757823>girl is mentally and physically dysfunctional>exactly like in my animes
>>10764736Should have ended with suicide
>anime girls don't act mentally and physically dysfunctional 75% of the time
>>10759625>how?god i fucking laughed thank you
>>10760148almost all beers brewed and bottled in the US have twist topsbut you're right, that is very clearly not a twist top
>>10758225>eggbet they're not even free range
>>10760999jesus christ you don't deserve those digits you fucking faggot
>>10764787but a normal person like you or me would have stopped and grabbed a bottle opener instead of a towel. like, his first thought is "ow I need to protect my hand" not "oh not twist off top, okay" and get the right tool. it's like he's a whole different species or something.
>>10764792So much pepper, jesus christ Jamie its carbonara not caccio e pepe, wtf
>>10764813maybe this is more your speed
>>10761962that gif is nauseously erecting
>>10764825>>10764830I'm not entirely sure what I'm seeing here but the fact that's filmed and prepared in such a weird, delicate, and sterile way is uninteresting to me.
>>10764825No, it's not my speed. Any more webms of charisse and her ridiculous body?
>>10764806Pretty sure a chimpanzee would have gotten it quicker
>>10764830I don't know what the hell it is, but I want to eat the shit out of that.
>>10764859It blows my mind these are from his "finished" ""videos"", these aren't bloopers or anything. It's like he just hits "record" and hopes everything is fine because he's not going to stop and redo things to make himself look better. He has essentially infinite time to make himself look competent in his vids, but he always makes a fool out of himself. It's like he still doesn't understand how to make videos.
>>10764859where'd he get the money for an apple watch?
>>10764886I guess sales of the 'best damn sauce you've EVER tasted' are picking up
>>10759976I ask myself that every f$#*ing day, desu.
>>10762147when does she call in the doggo?
>>10764925No one gives a fuck. Not food, not cooking.
>>10764940That's Jack's son.
>>10764950you mean THE POTHEAD?!? I hope jack strangles the love of devil's lettuce right out of him
>>10764752>deepfried plain spaghetti I get if it had a sauce or something, but just egg ain't shit
>>10764950And? Fuck off. It's not cooking, it's not food.
>>10761962you shit eating scumbag I draw the line at pissing on a girl. maybe getting shat on. but never eating it.
>>10761962Holy shit. Imagine getting a french kiss from her.
>>10764677as nice as it is, I could see a market for a cheaper version using obviously less expensive beef and the same recipe.
>>10764974Having a woman with a long tongue shoved into your mouth is amazing. Sadly most bitches got little shorties that can't even touch their noses.
>>10762044>That gif is nauseously unsettlingfaggot
>>10765008God, I hate to get lewd like this, but I can practically feel her tongue being shoved in my mouth.
>>10764989i feel this might be a turning point in life for that soyboy
>>10764845>>10764877Japanese crab dishes.
Does anyone have the webms of the Japanese cheesecakes?
>>10761711this show is fucking amazing>sweet heaven knows!
>>10761711>>10765157I'm two episodes in and I'm really enjoying it.>Gives Winston Churchill the peace sign after eating a melon kakigori
>>10765196the best episode is when his mom comes to stay
>>10765008Fuck yes, this is right.
>>10759114This looks like shit I would make on ambien.
>>10764343Go fuck yourself. I've been here since that shitty webm was first posted.
>>10764190I'm hungover right now and that pizza is looking pretty good not gonna lie
>>10765790so about a week ago?
>>10764692i fucking hate americans
>>10764190I might order pizza now, that made me hungry.
>>10764323>21st century women cleaningThat's a real good fucking joke. 90% of the mess in my house is from my gf. I might be slow about getting shit done but I keep my mess contained in one area and put things back after I use them.She leaves clothing strewn about every-fucking-where.
>>10764792>grinding up peppercorns with a mortar and pestleJesus, what a meme way to prepare a spice.
>>10761233I don't know who you are but I hate you for posting this unfunny webm every time.
>>10763217So? Our McDonald's sells Döner now.
>>10764677>deep-fried steaksFucking barbarians.
>>10764246>since she's cute she is living good.that applies to all women
>>10762147PNUT BUTTER PNUT BUTTER
>>10757650How can he be so fucking bad at it
>>10766262While fair, lots of women who aren't cute also live good, but if you're disabled that cuteness is really key for a mate who can care for you.
>>10758119what board was this?
>>10757697had he gotten the oil hot enough to create a texture on the outside of the stuff as it landed, it would have just kinda layered over its self and been nice. he's a god damned moron and so are the people that insist on posting him.
I think it was /b/
>>10761062and then there's this asshole
>>10766555Except it isn't Jack.
>>10757825It has one of Jack's trademarks, cold oil
>>10758119The correct answer is to check for breathing, pulse, and alertness. If any are missing you move her head so she can't choke on her own vomit and call EMS, then apply any first aid necessary until they arrive.
>>10766562how could i have missed that his gaudy fucking ring isn't in that frame. thank you. i stand corrected.
>>10759991Not him, and I'm all for casting /pol/tards back to /pol/, but he's right and you're being oversensitive to conflicting opinions. She has a fuckton of followers on YouTube which in turn make her a fuckton of money. Tell me she would have the same success as a male.
>>10766555As repeated before in this thread, it isn't Jack. It's Kay's Good Cooking. She's basically the female British poverty Jack when it comes to cooking. She did a big mac video that is just chunks of mince meat fried in lard on a bun with butter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA
>>10766588i appreciate the correction from you guys.i must have too much hate in my heart or time for people that do nothing for me.i was prepared on a moments notice to loath without question.
>>10766022Yes, the same time as you.
>>10764980I had fried pork version at a Japanese place once, 18 euro and pretty good
>>10766146Why are you so proud of living in country where there's enough shitskins for this to happen?
>>10766588Honestly I prefer KayThere's a sincerity to it that Jack doesn't have.
>>10766603she just seems like a trailer park single mom to me.jack seems like he should know better, but he's just a douche.i fucking hate that guy because of this board.
i was glancing over the board and i didn't see anything appropriate, so i'm going to make a homemade corned beef thread in a little while.
>>10766613With your own spices or a spice packet?
>>10766616i used a recipe from online that i toasted in an aluminum sautee pan.
>>10766616the thing is, i forgot to take pictures last week of the meat, the meat in the brine or this morning of the meat out of the brine. all i will have is finished product and i don't usually like to make threads if i can't give the entire process.
Fuck it. Im not making a thread. It was fantastic. Thats what im using later for hash.
>>10766826and no, that's not the way i cut it to serve. that's a section i cut with the grain so my knife would run all the way across our sandwich cuts.
>>10766601>cuts the crustsWhatever happened to le crust cutting man?
>>10764845>a weird, delicate, and sterile way is uninteresting to me.found the white hipster who "opened up [his] mind" on a spiritual journey in India
>>10764960>it's not foodthose heavenly bars don't nourish you, son?
>>10766566I bet you're the faggot that just has to correct people when they use "literally" wrong and that you're just delightful at parties.
>>10757653I want to protect that smile
>>10766869The crust are served as the bread stick in cup, they aren't wasteful
>>10764792> Using garlic and finely cut pancetta in carbonara
>>10767830>thinking your opinion on food matters more than a multi-millionaire chef