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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Here's the menu for the night. Sounds pretty exquisite

>> No.10744383

>>10744381
cyanide w/ a side of cyanide

>> No.10744394

>>10744381
yfw no Anthony Brodain to serve them hemlock

>> No.10744395

Haagen dazs huh?

>> No.10744410
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10744410

>>10744381
>trump stairs at menu
>stress and confusion and beads of swet form on his face
>he signals to an assistant and whispers in his ear
"is there a KFC in Singapore?"

>> No.10744412

>>10744381
oh man that all sounds great. lucky guys.

>> No.10744414

>>10744410
Fuck off libshit

>> No.10744416

>>10744410
dumb phoneposter

>> No.10744423

>>10744414
I voted for trump.
Doesnt mean i cant trash on him. The guys a dipshit. All politicians are dip shits except maybe Ron Paul.

>> No.10744427

>>10744423
idiot

>> No.10744448

>>10744427
Not paying any attention to the news are you, young lad?

>> No.10744465

>>10744410
>Trump can't enjoy fast food and 5 star restaurants

The state of the soy mind.

>> No.10744471

>>10744448
Not him, but I legitimately laughed at that joke.

>> No.10744472

>>10744381
>no big mac
>no mcchicken

nuclear war confirmed

>> No.10744474

>>10744381
>ice cream
Will Trump get TWO SCOOPS?

>> No.10744475

>>10744410
kek based /pol/flake triggerer

>> No.10744481
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10744481

>>10744381

>ywn eat haagen-daz with kim jong un

>> No.10744495

>>10744410
>Obama "stairs" [SIC]at the menu
>stress and confusion and beads of "swet" [SIC] form on his face
>he signals to an assistant and whispers in his ear
"ay yo gibs me dat waddamelon nigga"

Oh wait Obongo didn't have a peace-talk summit with the world's premier rogue nuclear state. Woops!

>> No.10744502

>>10744423
>2018
>is still a libertarian
lmfao. 2012 called, bro. You missed the boat. And you wonder why you have no friends, and women won't give you the time of day. You are stuck in the fads of a forgotten era. Social retard. Let me guess. You sometimes wonder if you're on the autism spectrum, don't you?

>> No.10744509

>>10744495
to be fair, obama was pretty busy bombing syrian women and children

>> No.10744516

>>10744474
We will assume because he is Hitler and that is what a literally Hitler would do

>> No.10744518

>>10744381
Does Trump even eat fish?

>> No.10744519

>>10744502
nice pasta, fatass.

>> No.10744524

>>10744381
>so.y braised cod fish
Ummm... Guys....?

>> No.10744530

>>10744519
/fit/ is my home board, and I wrote that myself. Nigger.

>> No.10744552

>10744502
>Doesn't realize libertarianism is the future
>Think it's a fad
That's what the Whigs thought about the party that was formed to free slaves

>> No.10744558

>>10744552
Read Evola, faggot. Society is dissolving, ever so slowly.

>> No.10744681

>>10744381
>state dinner
>held at world-renowned five star hotel
>Haagen-Dazs ice cream instead of handmade from scratch by in-house chefs

doubt.png

>> No.10744722

>>10744381
>vanilla ice cream
Sad!

>> No.10744723

Trump won’t eat that shit. Where is the burger?

>> No.10744731

>>10744509
For all the things I see the right get up in titties about with Obama, it's never about the war crimes and gross human rights violations in his administration.

>> No.10744755

>>10744381
trump doesn't eat this stuff and kim brought his own food
this menu is for all the staff along for the ride

>> No.10744850

>>10744414
Get a sense of humor, fag. I own a MAGA hat but that post was funny.

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>>10744381
>prawn's cocktail
Oh Fuck! What do I make a prawn to drink!?

>> No.10745302

>Emperor Trump ate soy

no...this can't be happening...

>> No.10745309

>>10745296
Singapore will never recover.

>> No.10745330

>>10744755
They both brought their own food/chef.
That's how it's always done.

>> No.10746074

>>10744381
It looks like each course had one dish from the Americans, North Koreans, and Singaporeans, though I can't tell with the desserts.

>> No.10746105

>>10744410
He eats at McDonald's

>> No.10747153

>>10746105
Damn now I want McDonald’s. What should I get from Wendy’s lads?

>> No.10747180

>>10747153
Tendies

>> No.10747182

>>10744502
>calling other people autists
>on 4chan
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>> No.10747256

>>10744530
Imagine being so assblasted you typed all that shit out, then being proud of it.

>> No.10747284

Who would win in an eating contest?
>Kim is fatter
>Trump is taller and a big guy

And what about a food fight?
>Kim is absolutely obsessed with basketball
>Trump was a varsity athlete and frequently plays golf

>> No.10747299

>>10744410
The fact that there are polfags coming to get mad about this comment right now makes this all the funnier

>> No.10747298

>>10744518
Maybe if it’s breaded and in a Mcdicks bun

>> No.10747310

>>10744495
kill yourself

>> No.10747435

>>10744465
>>10747299
fucking hell lads it was a joke. I support what trump is doing.
Get a god damned sense of humor.

>> No.10747448

>>10744381
No hate but sounds a little too exquisite for a man who eats a steak well done covered in ketchup. Couldn't they have just roasted a tri tip and some corn?

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>>10744381
TWOOOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS?!!!!!
GRNLD GRUMPFFFFFF ASDFGASASDJOIASOJIDAJOISDF

>> No.10747460

>>10744410
Fucking kek, I can literally picture that greasy fatfuck soaked in sweat over it!

>> No.10747521

>>10744495
Obama would want a Chicago-style hot dog

>> No.10747916

>>10744410
Faggot.

>> No.10747924

>>10747435
I have one, that's how I distinguish between actual jokes and unfunny trash like your post.

>> No.10747930

>>10747521
Obama wouldn't be able to negotiate a meeting with the world's most reclusive dictator in the first place.

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>>10744495
Look how triggered you got from a funny joke. Did it hit a little too close to home? Were you humiliated once by the snobby greeter at some exclusive upscale restaurant like Macaroni Grill or the Cheesecake Factory?

>> No.10748351

>>10747435
Dude, you're dealing with mouthbreathers who literally worship him and gladly lick his shoes, c'mon. If they were North Korean they'd be doing the same for Kim. They're precisely the same exact sycophants.

>> No.10749032

>>10744502
I miss 2012. When you would have been considered an alpha faggot.

>> No.10749588

>>10744381
where's the well done steak with ketchup?

>> No.10749602

>>10744410
And just like that all the polweenies come out. Good bait.

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>>10744381
No 'Well done til it's burnt steak with catsup' on the menu?