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There is some cute indian girl i knew in high school. she works at subway and i have her added on all social medias. today i went to go see her and say hi and let her know im her friend. i took my maga hat cuz this area is not too liberal and i wanted to look like a man wearing jeans shirt and the red cap. I told her hey christy and i started sweating bullets holy shit wtf. I have no idea what i ordered i picked the cheapest thing i saw. she asked me what kind of bread and wtf ive never been to subway how the fuck am i supposed to know what bread, give me whats on the picture. I replied with regular and she just looked at me and turned away and picked a bread. I think i answered with a name of an actual bread they have. then she asked cheese and wtf, I told her i dont know, i honestly dont know what is even offered so i just said swiss and same thing happened except idk if that was even a cheese they had. then she asked if I wanted it toasted and i lost it. I said never mind sorry and walked fast outside the restaurant. there were like 5 people waiting behind me and they were all laughing. I fucking want to kill myself right now I dont even thing she noticed who I was. Im not kidding i want to drive far and just disappear so my parents dont find me dead.

>> No.10744033

>>10743951
Ok

>> No.10744057

>>10743951
That's one of the things I dislike about Subway and similar places where they build your sandwich/burrito/bowl from a preset number of options as it's moved down the line. I don't want to play 20 questions. Give me a number whatever, however it's supposed to come. If it's good I'll come back, if it sucks I won't. But if you make ordering a CYOA situation I won't even bother unless I'm desperate. I'm hungry, I've chosen your restaurant and a menu item. Please don't make me choose more than that. Some of this should be on you.

>> No.10744060

Is this a pasta or are you actually underage?

>> No.10744104

>>10743951
The funny thing is that I don't necessarily doubt this is real.

>> No.10744123

>>10743951
>He didn't plan ahead

>> No.10744145

>>10743951
I actually believe this.

>> No.10744360
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>>10743951
>>10743951
shoulda gone to jimmy johns

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>>10743951
>There is some cute indian girl
Stopped reading there, blatant lie

>> No.10744382

>>10743951
>say hi and let her know im her friend
Bro, you cant just tell someone that you are their friend.
You cant just go around claiming friends like waifus.

>> No.10744421

>maga hat
>cute indian girl
>want to look like a big man for your foreign waifu
She hates you and wishes you would die.

>> No.10744449

hello op, are you ok?

>> No.10744585

>>10743951
Kek, you were ok until you fucking walked out. Did the other people really laugh at you?

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>>10744376
nah, hot indian girls are top tier.

>> No.10744887

>>10743951
lol; indian named christy though? worth the read still.

>> No.10744937

>>10744887
a lot of asians have american names as well as their birth names to make school/work life easier.

>> No.10744959

>>10744937
Yeah the rub n tug girls who speak 4 words of English all go by like Susie, Mary, Heather.

>> No.10744963

>>10743951
Lol. It's okay buddy. You'll look back on your middle school years and laugh later.

>> No.10744970

>>10744360
>Jimmy Jews

>> No.10744975

>>10743951
It's not your fault. You had the typical subway experience

>> No.10744989

>maga hat
>wanted to look like a man
>never been to subway
>Christy
>people behind all laughing

8.5/10 OP solid effort

>> No.10744994

you would think by now that subway could figure out how to make bread; but they can't. They just can't do it. Every other sub shop on the planet has done it, but not subway. It's 50/50 if it will be stale or not; doesn't matter what kind you get, forget about 'toasting' it, this is lost on subway, they don't know what that means, they just chuck it in the microwave and make it stale if it wasn't already. who is running this joint and how are they still in business. Has anyone ever ordered one of their pizzas? lol wtf.

>> No.10745004

>>10744376
haha, how misguided are you?

>> No.10745270

>>10744994
>Has anyone ever ordered one of their pizzas?
Me. And they're fucking top tier.