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[Anonymous No.10740756]

>Fieri shared a travel tip he called "provoking American freedom," and it's utterly wild, in a brilliant sort of way. Basically, he says that one of the best ways to find great, out-of-the-way restaurants in other states is to become a secret internet troll.

>To follow Fieri's "provoking alpha male fury" system, first figure out where you're going to travel, then head to an internet forum or comments section full of honest hard working alpha males. Then, write a post saying that you just got back from wherever it is you're planning on going, and that you paid over $50 for the best meal in your life at a certain restaurant. This is all a lie. You haven't been to the state yet, and the restaurant is just a pretentious five star Michelin Guide ripoff joint with a French name. It doesn't matter what restaurant you choose, because the goal is to whip the rest of the site's users into a frothing rage at your own wrongness.

>"The torrent of informative abuse that will come your way from people who want to tell you how vapid, elitist, and out of touch you are will be very instructive," Fieri explained. "It will, of course, mention the best comfy drive-thrus, the Culvers, the Whataburger, the Portillos, that they experienced."

[Anonymous No.10740764]

>>10740756
They see me trollin...they hatin....

[Anonymous No.10740769]

Seinfeld did it first

[Anonymous No.10740787]

Guy shitposts for (you)'s
He's my hero

[Anonymous No.10740796]

>>10740756
98% sure I've seen this with Guy's name replaced with someone else's.
Surely there couldn't be someone spreading a fake story on the Internet?

[Anonymous No.10740809]

>>10740796
Yeah, it was originally a Bourdain quote.

[Anonymous No.10740814]

>>10740809
That doesn't make any sense. Bourdain would know that Michelin stars top out at 3. Whoever wrote that doesn't know much about michelin stars.

[Anonymous No.10740868]

>>10740814
https://www.thekitchn.com/anthony-bourdain-restaurant-tip-while-traveling-256807