/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10739703]

Was Bourdain /our guy/?

[Anonymous No.10739706]

>>10739703
I would like to think if I had an 11 year old daughter I would put off killing myself until she left for college.

[Anonymous No.10739709]

Also: Vegetarian hate thread

[Anonymous No.10739711]

>>10739706
Maybe she was a genius and got into college at age 10 like dougie howswer

[Anonymous No.10739715]

>>10739709
Yikes. Wonder how he feels about people who identify as pescatarians.

[Anonymous No.10739730]

>>10739706

why would you want to live old enough to see her grow into a thot

[Anonymous No.10739757]

>inb4 yet another politics shitstorm
Just stop making threads about this please

[Anonymous No.10739761]

>>10739709
tfw my gf is vegetarian

[Anonymous No.10739766]

>>10739761
Just be vegan. If you love her. There will eventually be problems if you don't. She definitely expects you to follow suit.

At the very least, be prepared to be vegan after proposing marriage.

[Anonymous No.10739767]

>>10739761
You should show her up one day, bake n make a vegan meal, tell her it's vegan, study up on vegan arguments, and then give her an ultimatum: become vegan or you'll dump her. When she's bitching about her love for cheese, bitch slap her and then tell her about Stacy you met on the vegan version of tinder.

[Anonymous No.10739769]

>>10739766
>>10739767
I will never not eat meat and I never want her to become vegan

[Anonymous No.10739785]

>>10739769
Thus you deserve a vegetarian. A cheese-horking, half-assing whore. She probably stuffs your meat down her throat when you're asleep, no willpower, no will to keep going. Vegetarian women are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10739790]

>>10739769
OK, so be prepared to be vegetarian etc.

I actually read "vegetarian" as "vegan," because vegetarians are becoming increasingly rare compared to vegans outside of religious requirements. You should probably be prepared for her to eventually decide upon veganism unless she's Hindu or something.

[Anonymous No.10739792]

>>10739785
Maybe I'll get lucky and she'll go back to eating meat
Or at least fish

[Anonymous No.10739799]

>>10739792
If you give me her number ill befriend her and trash talk get into never becoming vegan, promise. Just don't ever let her meet a vegan male. Those motherfuckers are chad as fuck. All of them sparkle. Its disgusting. Reminds me of the Twilight trends of 2010. You think it's gay, they think about it while you're on top of them. How we do stop this unfair bullshit?

[Anonymous No.10739816]

>>10739799
I have never seen a vegan guy who wasn't beta as fuck

[Anonymous No.10739831]

>>10739816
You've never seen a vegan guy then. I saw this one dude who had pecs bigger than my calf. It's scary. Dude was hulking. He was eating a raw eggplant and drinking olive oil, walking down the street, wearing a "Heil Seitan" t-shirt. Seriously, don't let her go vegan or download MeetMindful

[Anonymous No.10739886]

>>10739831
This definitely happened

[Anonymous No.10739905]

>>10739886
Fucked up isn't it. We have to keep OURS in hiding. Reminds me of this time I was dating this 9/10 heroin addict. Kept buying the shit for her. She'd put out, but I knew as soon as she met anyone on the outside, my game was blown. Haven't been with a girl since. I'm gonna go eat some pork, that'll make me happy for awhile... I guess.

God I wish I was vegan.

[Anonymous No.10739964]

>>10739715

Kek reporting in. I'm a hypocrite and hate myself for a lot if reasons though so maybe it balances out

[Anonymous No.10740050]

>>10739905
10/10 posting

[Anonymous No.10740055]

>>10739905
You’re a weird guy Ace, a weird guy

[Anonymous No.10741471]

>>10739964
Do you ever shit fish eyeballs? One time two were laying perfectly on top of my turd and it looked like my shit was looking directly at me. Fucking scary man.

[Anonymous No.10741479]

>>10739706
Way to sabotage her college career, asshole.