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10736666 No.10736666 [Reply] [Original]

Why do mexicans make food that give me the poopies?

>> No.10736675

>>10736666
because you either have a weak stomach or they use shitty low quality ingredients

>> No.10736690

>>10736675
every time I eat a taco or something, I have to immediately shit a dump out...there has to be an explanation

>> No.10736694

>>10736690
Maybe the tortilla and lettuce is your only source of fiber

>> No.10736702

>>10736690
there is. You're a stomachlet. I bet your asshole burns after eating half a jalapeno.

>> No.10736713

>>10736702
are you me?

>> No.10736735

>>10736666
All authentic except that thing. Chimichanga

>> No.10736753

>>10736675
>shitty low quality ingredients

Do you mean authentic Mexican food?

>> No.10736770

>>10736666

>Mexican

That shit is Tex-Mex you uncultured fuck.

>> No.10736779

>>10736666
Because Mexicans are filthy subhumans and whenever they a stupid gringo they'l get the bad spoiled rotten stuff as you stupid gringos will eat anything as long as it's covered in shitty spices and you can take a picture of it to your kikeberg/jewigram for some libshit points you fucking FAT PIECE OF SHIT AMERICAN ASS!

>> No.10736790

>>10736666
Personally I poop out all my food.

>> No.10736791

>>10736666
Because you are a weak wh*Tetoid.

>> No.10736858

>>10736713
I waited for awhile to see if I responded with a "no" but i didnt. So, yeah. I guess I'm you.

>> No.10736896

>>10736690
>I have to immediately shit a dump out
As opposed to shitting what out now?

>> No.10736964

>>10736666
Tex mex gives people poopies because the food supply in the US is unreliable and saturated in chemicals. I've traveled extensively in Mexico, eaten at local favorite street stands and small restaurants and it's an epiphsny how diverse the food is from region to region. Never once had stomach issues. The tex mex crap is just northern mexican (probably the worst mex food) bastardized even further to serve taco bell raised tastelets.

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10737023

>>10736666
Poopies :(

>> No.10737030

>>10736790
>not sweating out your food

>> No.10737706

>>10736666
most mexicans have communicable diseases and cook with running open sores on their hands and face.

This is a clinically-proven fact.

>> No.10737726

>>10737030
>Not pissing out your sweat

>> No.10737782
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10737782

Because your simple, annelid digestive system can not process anything more complex than microbes found in rank soil.

>> No.10737796

>>10736666
There's a lot of fiber in Mexican food. If you don't get a lot of fiber in your diet it'll make you shit pretty bad when you do have a lot.

>> No.10738172

>>10736666
Because Mexican food has lots of plant protein, which has lots of fiber, which you don't eat on a regular basis like a healthy human

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10738232

>>10737796
>>10738172
This. Eat more beans.

>> No.10738238

>>10736702
>>10736675
What is this weak stomach meme? It sounds more like he has a very efficient digestive and metabolic rate. He should be thankful.

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10738267

>>10738238
>eat food
>have to shit immediately
yeah, that sounds normal

>> No.10738274

>>10736666
>Why do mexicans make food that give me the poopies?

because you're a fucking moron who doesn't drink water and assumes that "staying hydrated" means a soda. Mexican food for the most part is loaded with sodium, and moreso the sauces. If you drink healthy amounts of water per day you shouldn't have a single issue

>> No.10738283

>>10738267
I for one would love to be able to know exactly when im going to have to take a shit.

>> No.10739506

>>10736666

It's high in fiber. Beans are colon blow. Fat is turd lube. Some spices could be natural laxatives.

>> No.10739931

>>10736666
Montezuma's Revenge.

>> No.10739941

>>10737782
I-I need to know the answer to that image.

>> No.10739950

I've never had to take a dump because of eating Mexican food. You guys have gastrointestinal issues or fiber deficiency or something.

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10740918

>>10739941
"What is literally any movie that Mila Kunis is in?"

>> No.10740928

>>10736694
Eating fiber does not make you shit immediately

>> No.10740939

>>10738267
Sometimes eating does have the effect of making you shit. You should definitely not shit out what you just ate though

>> No.10740945

>>10738232
Thinkin about thos beans;

>> No.10742497

>>10736690
if a taco moves though you that fast you got a bigger problems than the fact that you don't have better food standards.

>> No.10742929

>>10736666
if you eat it all the time you'll develop a callas in your anus and it will no longer be a problem

>> No.10742937

>>10736735
how do you know its not just a wet burrito?