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Mouth salad thread Anonymous Sun Jun 10 14:32:01 2018 No.10736371 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone here make mouth salads?
Stand in front of fridge with the door open, bite of mushmoom, cucmber, then a big swig of salad dressing.
You can add anything you like to your mouth salad.
Feeling fancy? Take a bite of strawberry with lettuce and and a sip of vinagrete. Just like the white ladys at brunch!
Who here mouth salad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 14:33:54 2018 No.10736377 >>10736371 This is some quality shitposting

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 14:34:23 2018 No.10736380 >>10736371 No, I was lucky and wasn't born with autism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 14:42:50 2018 No.10736412 File: 25 KB, 260x262, dairy-food-groceries-color-black-line-art-from-graphics-resource-U9QMRf-clipart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10736380 >>10736377 You are telling me you have never done this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 14:43:42 2018 No.10736415 i thought this was normal. apparently not judging by the responses

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 14:44:27 2018 No.10736419 >>10736371 I would go into the walk-in cooler when I worked at Wendy's and do this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 15:02:04 2018 No.10736497 File: 86 KB, 1000x750, SVTUYORECBGEPC43QT24BZLF2U.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10736419 Are you the salad stepper?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 16:14:06 2018 No.10736862 File: 147 KB, 296x448, yakult-botal-5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10736415 I am guessing they never eat over the sink either

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 19:37:39 2018 No.10737932 File: 275 KB, 1600x1137, IMG_7804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pretty shocked more people dont mouth salad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 20:09:54 2018 No.10738136 >>10737932 I'd stab her cabin if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 20:47:36 2018 No.10738345 >>10736497 No that's my dad tho real talk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 20:49:33 2018 No.10738358 >>10736371 When I was in college I would bite chunks off a stick of butter and spit it into a pan to use for frying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 20:55:52 2018 No.10738393 >>10738358 Jesus, teeth sinking into butter ... ugh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 20:58:49 2018 No.10738413 File: 123 KB, 715x560, 1260476435934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is beyond disgusting.

Anonymous Sun Jun 10 22:24:26 2018 No.10738809
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>grind coffee beans with teeth spit into coffee filter
>open mouth place filter over and proceed to pour boiling water through filter into mouth

Perfect coffee shot every time

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 23:35:08 2018 No.10739124 >>10738809 mouth coffee!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 23:42:50 2018 No.10739152 >>10736412 I can honestly say i have not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 23:43:55 2018 No.10739154 >>10738136 You have hostile intentions towards her vacation dwelling?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 23:53:05 2018 No.10739181 >>10736371 Who here /MouthSteak/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WupdecBJV-g

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 23:57:06 2018 No.10739189 >>10739181 This bitch is a fucking savage. I love her but i hate this fucking concept so god damn much

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 23:58:16 2018 No.10739195 >>10739154 Damn. I should have included a picture of Data.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 01:58:48 2018 No.10739646 File: 1023 KB, 420x336, 1372987136140.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the most numale thread I've ever seen on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 04:53:53 2018 No.10740203 File: 27 KB, 24x20, 1527229846565.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10739124

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 08:15:58 2018 No.10740631 >>10736371 What the fuck man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 09:46:30 2018 No.10740846 >>10739152 You have not lived anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 11:25:53 2018 No.10741156 File: 132 KB, 1920x1080, british mouth omelete.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about breakfast?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 11:26:54 2018 No.10741160 File: 12 KB, 480x360, 0a147a08-f927-41b1-b3cf-9f5a52e7a41a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10741156 >small child already has metal teeth caps The absolute state of wh*teoids

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 14:27:06 2018 No.10741881 >>10741160 What are you on about with that term?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 14:40:08 2018 No.10741936 >>10741881 He doesn't know the term is "caucasoid" so he made something up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 15:02:50 2018 No.10742049 >>10741936 So you are saying he is an uneducated jelly poopskin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 15:04:11 2018 No.10742055 >>10742049 No, just uneducated. Jelly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 15:12:24 2018 No.10742093 >>10736371 Yea I like to do this but my mouth salad is only ranch and bacon bits

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 15:13:22 2018 No.10742097 File: 12 KB, 256x200, 1522790493578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really like this thread

Anonymous Mon Jun 11 16:56:42 2018 No.10742606
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>>10736371
No, but I love mouth cheese. There's nothing like pouring creamy warm milk into my mouth and topping it off with vinegar. I take a long nap with my mouth open and wait until it curdles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 17:44:42 2018 No.10742882 >>10742606 too far

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 19:27:41 2018 No.10743310 File: 96 KB, 800x800, 1813212-dairy-food.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10742093 That is a pretty thin mouth salad anon. I dont think anyone would eat it by the bowl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 19:32:45 2018 No.10743336 >>10742606 I have had that happen to my mouth before, but i had no clue why

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 19:38:51 2018 No.10743359 >>10738809 >2018 >not injecting the beans directly into blood supply with one whole marijuana

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 11 21:49:42 2018 No.10743946 >>10743336 thrush

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 04:59:38 2018 No.10745249 >>10742606 yum

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