Saturday Breakfast Thread

[Anonymous No.10729039]

Rate my brekkie lads

There are mushrooms underneath there somewhere too

[Anonymous No.10729049]

Is that for two people...?

[Anonymous No.10729050]

>>10729039
Brettygood/10
why is the propotion so big for breakfast

[Anonymous No.10729051]

>>10729049
>British

it's not even for one person

[Anonymous No.10729054]

>>10729039
>brekkie
why the fuck do british people have childish "cutesey-wootsey" names for literally everything?

[Anonymous No.10729056]

>>10729050
Breakfast like a king mate

[Anonymous No.10729061]

Bacon isn't crisp. Sausages look ok. Way too many beans. The eggs look like absolute shit -- learn to fry an egg.

[Anonymous No.10729069]

>>10729039
Needs HP sauce

[Anonymous No.10729076]

>>10729069
Added that later mate

[Anonymous No.10729077]

>>10729054
I'd rather use childish names for things than be an obese retarded mutt

[Anonymous No.10729090]

>>10729077
Shoo shoo go be a faggot somewhere else

[Anonymous No.10729096]

>>10729039
>no toast

[Anonymous No.10729101]

>>10729090
Err, no. I'll stay right here thanks. Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.10729126]

>>10729039
Bacon and saus were pan fried, leading to greasiness and black scorched bits. Not optimal. Use grill next time.

Eggs could be done a bit more, but they're not too bad. I'm more concerned by the apparently low quality of the eggs themselves - the yolks are a hideous pale yellow colour. Find better eggs.

Too. Many. Beans.
No toast.
No hash browns.

[Anonymous No.10729145]

>>10729039
American here.

This is the list of things I usually eat for breakfast:

- 1-2 Slices of buttered toast
- 3 slices of black pepper bacon
- 2 large eggs (scrambled or over easy)
-1 cup of coffee (tea is for people who either refuse or have never tasted freedom.)

and that is about it. Sometimes I might replace certain items with another, like I might sometimes replace the toast with hashbrowns.

[Anonymous No.10729149]

>>10729039
Great b8 m8
Do you even /ck/

[Anonymous No.10729150]

>>10729077
>>10729101
You sound like a mentally handicap retarded child when you talk, mate

[Anonymous No.10729152]

>baked beans

absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.10729153]

>>10729145
>tea is for people who either refuse or have never tasted freedom.
America is not even in the top ten countries per individual freedom and liberty.

[Anonymous No.10729156]

>>10729149
The fuck is that mess on the left?

[Anonymous No.10729165]

>>10729156
Fajitas

[Anonymous No.10729166]

>>10729153
More free than you

[Anonymous No.10729168]

>>10729156
Hash browns with garlic cloves sweet peppers and onions with a beef gravy from the roast a night before. Looks sloppy but I swear the taters were crunch and that roast gravy is God tier.

[Anonymous No.10729171]

>>10729061
bacon is meant to be cooked, not charcoalised

[Anonymous No.10729172]

>>10729168
You seem like a rather hefty man. Are you fatter than John Goodman?

[Anonymous No.10729174]

>>10729166
up top.

[Anonymous No.10729178]

>>10729172
I'm a manlet and I only weigh 180-175lbs. Only because I'm neet and haven't worked in 9 months. Fuck you Anon! That was a weekend brekkie....well maybe midweek.

[Anonymous No.10729179]

>>10729039

I'd eat it. Maybe a bit bean heavy.

[Anonymous No.10729181]

>>10729166
>Canada 11
>US 17
https://www.cato.org/human-freedom-index

[Anonymous No.10729182]

>>10729179
Would smash.

[Anonymous No.10729192]

>>10729174
down low.

[Anonymous No.10729194]

>>10729192
TOO SLOW!

[Anonymous No.10729197]

>>10729182

It didn't last particularly long. Woke up feeling very hungry which is a rarity.

[Anonymous No.10729238]

forgot the tomato, fatass

[Anonymous No.10729253]

>>10729178
180 pounds is pretty heavy for a manlet unless you're absolutely jacked. Either that or you're a 4chan manlet, aka anyone under 6'5"

[Anonymous No.10729258]

>>10729150
Not really, no.

[Anonymous No.10729278]

>>10729253
F-fuck you t-too Anon.

[Anonymous No.10729283]

I can't believe people unironically eat toast

[Anonymous No.10729302]

>>10729179

This is better proportioned than OP and looks better cooked, but I have two notes for you;

Streaky bacon instead of back bacon

What is going on with those beans? They look way to liquidy for heinz, what beans are you using?

Honourable credit for black pudding though.

[Anonymous No.10729324]

>>10729039
>Too many beans
>Not partitioning the beans off with something else, like a sausage and just dumping them on top
>Egg to meat ratio all wrong
>Richmond sausages - seriously?

>>10729179 knows whats up

6/10 though still would get stuck in.

[Anonymous No.10729421]

>>10729302

That is streaky bacon, but a bit bunched together. They're Aldi beans because I'm cheap. I did the whole tin but spooned some on to the plate and left the rest in the pan so may have brought across a bit of excess juice. Nothing a bit of sausage couldn't mop up.

[Anonymous No.10729422]

>>10729421
>Aldi beans

christ alive

[Anonymous No.10729455]

>>10729039
Too many beans, not enough sausage and bacon. Also fried mushrooms would be good.

[Anonymous No.10729457]

>>10729421

>That is streaky bacon, but a bit bunched together.

Yeah I know I was criticising you for using streaky instead of back bacon which is better.

[Anonymous No.10729481]

>>10729422

Aldi bacon, sausage, egg, tomato and mushrooms as well. The stuff from Aldi is decent and there's one really close to my house and it's cheaper and less of an ordeal than Tesco.

>>10729457

Ah right. I'd normally have back or middle with a fry up but streaky is what I happened to have in.

[Anonymous No.10729499]

>>10729253
Manlets are a lot shorter then 5'11'

[Anonymous No.10729507]

>>3306764
Was gonna make one but then found the obligatory Saturday breakfast thread, thanks for making it anon

Featuring: breakfast for lunch

[Anonymous No.10729532]

>>10729507
What... is that?

[Anonymous No.10729545]

>>10729532
The breakfast of champions.

[Anonymous No.10729547]

>>10729545
Which is what?

[Anonymous No.10729548]

>>10729532
the standard version is with peppers (they're on the bottom), eggs, black beans, avocado

and today I had a few cherry tomatoes left and I figured I could throw them in and they work very well
the other stuff is for texture shits and giggles
it really is very tasty and filling, I highly recommend it

[Anonymous No.10729565]

>>10729054
>Sunny side up
Ok

[Anonymous No.10729582]

>>10729166
>Kinder eggs are illegal
>Freedom

[Anonymous No.10729598]

>>10729457
Smoked streaky is the only bacon worthy. Back and middle is fucking tasteless.

[Anonymous No.10729625]

>>10729545
For you

[Anonymous No.10729647]

>>10729039
Top notch / 10

>>10729054
DIOS MIO

[Anonymous No.10729656]

>>10729039
>4 sausages
>No black pudding
>No toast
>No fried tomato

Eh, I'd eat it but I'd be dissapointed.

[Anonymous No.10729669]

>>10729054
>>10729090
>>10729150
LA CREATURA

[Anonymous No.10729674]

>>10729039

>no black pudding
>all those beans but no toast

WTF you doing

[Anonymous No.10729681]

>eating a giant plate of cholesterol and grease every morning
Do Americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.10729698]

>>10729681
A Full English is British mate

[Anonymous No.10729710]

>>10729153
then why are we the freest country in the world?
check m8

[Anonymous No.10729726]

>>10729710
*Fattest
My mistake

[Anonymous No.10729729]

>>10729710
>Economic Freedom of the World
>UK: 11th
>US: 16th
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_Freedom_of_the_World

Hahaha, faggot.

[Anonymous No.10729739]

>>10729729
>India is at the top of that list making the entire list worthless

Superpower by 2020 lol

[Anonymous No.10729756]

>>10729039
One piece of bread with butter and chocolate sprinkles on it :)

[Anonymous No.10729832]

[Anonymous No.10729875]

>>10729739
>the list is worthless because 'murica doesn't top it!
EL GOBLINO

[Anonymous No.10729921]

>>10729875

Who invented these goblino memes lel

[Anonymous No.10729946]

>>10729499
t. 5'11 manlet

[Anonymous No.10729985]

Put the beans directly into your toilet. Rest of it looks nice though.

[Anonymous No.10730012]

>>10729921
They "coincidentally" appeared at the sane time George Soros put 18 billion into his propaganda machine. Then were very artificially pushed to create animosity among us until morons like the one above bought into it hook, line, and sinker. And thats where (((they))) came from.

[Anonymous No.10730027]

>>10730012
>any anti-murica meme MUST be due to a leftard conspiracy mmkay!!!

[Anonymous No.10730058]

>>10730012
They "coincidentally" appeared when /pol/ became insufferable.

[Anonymous No.10730061]

>>10730027
See? This perfectly proves my point. Just look at this pitiful creature, brain all a-throbbin as he sweats and grunts, sniggering to himself as he forces his enormously obese arm to move the mouse, select one of the images that pays for his insulin and pizza deliveries, and post it here, pretending to be both trolling and not at the sane time.

Pitiful.

[Leona T No.10730065]

>>10729039
Too much beans. Add panela cheese instead. Bacon is supreme

[Anonymous No.10730067]

>>10730061
>all those words
>not mad

[Leona T No.10730073]

>>10729253
90 kg is heavy. U should be 70_80 kg

[Anonymous No.10730076]

>>10730067
Notice, everyone, how even typing the name Soros instantly summoned an army of kikes to spam his meme and throw down some truly EPIC trolling

[Anonymous No.10730727]

>>10729153
What, one some list compiled by KIKES?

[Anonymous No.10732143]

>>10729698
I don't get the half a tomato, nor the beans

[Anonymous No.10732714]

>>10729499
>Manlets are a lot shorter then 5'11'
How many times have you said "B-but I'm 5'11" when a girl tells you "I don't date short guys"

[Anonymous No.10732746]

>>10730012
>>10730076
Are you from hungary? I saw a thing in the economist about how hungarians are terrified of the soros boogyman

[Anonymous No.10732782]

>>10732746
>the soros boogyman
That asshole bragged in a 60 minutes interview of sending lesser jews to the Nazis and breaking the bank of England.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSyczwuTQfo

[Anonymous No.10732839]

>>10729039
Full Californian
>artichoke hearts
>avocados
>cinnamon apple waffles
>soy milk
>gluten free blueberry muffin

Full New Yorker
>cup of Joe
>everything bagel
>bacon
>sunny side up eggs
>cigarette

Full Texan
>20 oz steak
>sausage links
>hash browns
>whiskey
>ranch style beans

Full New Englander
>Johnnycake
>Apple pie
>Corned beef hash
>Boston baked beans
>Fish cake

Full Southerner
>Grits
>Buttermilk biscuits
>Scrambled eggs
>Fried Ham
>Gravy

Full MidWesterner
>Breakfast strata
>Coffee cake
>Cinnamon rolls
>Sausage-Apple Dutch baby
>Pancakes

What's your countries regional difference breakfast?