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>pretentious
>probably had autism
>LARPed about being a good coock when actually was pretty mediocre
>liked obscure foods no one else cares about
>got cucked
>probably a closet homosexual


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>> No.10728241
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>>10728236
Damn

>> No.10728259

thats why it hurts so bad anon

not sure why his eyes are shopped, some weirdo /pol/ racial shit or eurofags being salty?

>> No.10728283

>tfw I planned to go to Rome next weekend and eat at the same restaurants he did during one of his shows

I'll still go but I'm pretty sure the image of him hanging will enter my mind at least once while eating porchetta...

>> No.10728314

>>10728283
oh boo hoo

>> No.10728324

>>10728236
Someone explain cuck thing is there proof

>> No.10728329

>>10728236
>offs himself
Pathetic

>> No.10728332

>>10728283
I pray you get raped by a pack of migrant niggers

>> No.10728349

>>10728314
Well it's certainly inconvenient of him. I mean the TIMING!

>> No.10728386

>>10728332
This post is proof Mel Gibson posts on /ck/

>> No.10728400

This particular group of teenage assholes is on 4chan is uniquely worthless and should probably eat poison.

Go eat potassium, you worthless humans.

>> No.10728406

>that 10 year old boomer who expects to have a dad who doesn't kill himself
Why are they so entitled, bros?

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>>10728386

>> No.10728424
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>>10728324
published on the 5th

>> No.10728445

>>10728424
Does she even realise that those photos of her with the trendy young journalist probably pushed him over the edge?

>> No.10728451

>>10728236
don’t forget:

>major al/ck/ie degenerate

>> No.10728463

>>10728424
that's one fugly broad.

>> No.10728471

>>10728236
true confessions co/ck/s.

my uncle killed himself last year after a messy divorce b/c my soulless aunt was trying to take him for everything he had. I don't trust women and I don't joke about suicide anymore. he was a good person. now she's playing the victim and is being forced to sleep in the bed she made, but I don't want her to suicide either because I know how terrible it is now. never, ever, get married lads, women are soulless life sucking she devils.

>> No.10728484

>gets cucked by his gf for no fault but his own, kills himself over it.
Can't really identify with that for obvious reasons.

>> No.10728511

>>10728445
He made his bed when he signed up for CNN ... could have just found some other occupation to be obsessive compulsive about closer to home. Then he goes for some sterile roastie he sees a couple days every few months, ya, that's going to work out better than when he tried it with someone he had a kid with.

>> No.10728577

Im not a low-T leftist who kills myself because my hormones are out of whack

>> No.10728646

>>10728577
Like can you even imagine? 11 year old girls think about killing themselves when a boy breaks up with them. Not 60 year old men. But this giant faggot can't even teach that to his 11 year old daughter.

What kind of a faggot do you have to be to off yourself for a girl when you are 60? And have a child to raise?

>> No.10728666

>>10728484
You'd have to get a gf first you food eating virgin faggot

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>>10728259
>not sure why his eyes are shopped, some weirdo /pol/ racial shit or eurofags being salty?
Damn them all and their wicked eye shopping!

>> No.10728723

>>10728471
>I don't want her to suicide either
Women don't suicide. They only act like they do for attention and/or as an extreme victim-mode to avoid being held responsible for some bad shit they did.

>> No.10728730

>>10728236
He also hated white people.

>> No.10728732

>>10728236
>probably had autism
kek, dream on /r9k/ tard.

>kills himself
if only all the other /r9k/ autists here followed his example this place would become great again.

>> No.10728736

>>10728283
Come on you're going to a restaurant to eat porchetto? I didn't know they even offer it, only in street trucks

>> No.10728746

>>10728646
>What kind of a faggot do you have to be to off yourself for a girl when you are 60? And have a child to raise?

An entitled leftie boomer.

>> No.10728757

>>10728732
>if only all the other /r9k/ autists here followed his example this place would become great again.
/r9k/ losers ruining this board too? I only stopped by to see what /ck/ had to say about Bourdain. They shit up every board they enter and then wonder why they're lonely and unliked.

>> No.10728772

>>10728757
I thought those were /pol/tards

>> No.10728774

>Anti-white Jew ends own life
>Got legit cucked
What a shame.

>> No.10728783

>>10728772
A lot of the outspoken, angry, praise Kek, shadilay, mein fuhrer, heil Trump /pol/tards are the same /r9k/ losers you see running around. /r9k/ has nothing else going for it, might as well be proud of your melanin content because they're never going to amount to anything anyway

>> No.10728918

>>10728783
Ahoy there, reddit.

>> No.10729024

he killed him self like the pathetic piece of shit he was

>> No.10729040

>>10728236
>>got cucked
Forever alone here. Speak for yourself. The rest is pretty spot on though.

>> No.10729064

>>10728236
>work for the company that makes his show
>no other shows that size that bring in that money
>might legitimately be let go in the coming downsizing
thanks Tony

>> No.10729100

>>10729064
pitch Jack on the Go as replacement programming

>> No.10729141

>>10728236
>he was one of us

fuck him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKZpqwhJUbs

>> No.10729203

>>10728463
Frumpy hipster

>> No.10729212

>>10728484
The thing is though, he already hit jackpot the first time when he married his highschool sweet heart. Then he fucked it up.

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Don't feel bad for him. He wants all of us to suffer.

>> No.10729276

>>10728400
*eats banana*
Nuthin personnel, kieed

>> No.10729279

>>10728723
"hurr i swallowed like 5 pills without even knowing that id need to swallow like 300of them to reach LD50, but it counts as a suicide attempt and not a cri for attention"

Two days later after mildly fucking your kidneys, "slayyyyy qween we wuz survivorz"

>> No.10729330

>>10728471
Honestly I'm a lesbian and the amount of shit women out there makes me want to stay single for the rest of my life

>> No.10729335

>>10729330
Post feet

>> No.10729347

>>10728259
I think he started getting high again. That or he blew his liver out. A guy like that who can't eat or drink anything he wants anymore would neck himself easy.
F

>> No.10729357

>>10728732
helloooooo reddit

>> No.10729358

>>10729335
Don't need to. A woman's place is in the /ck/itchen

>> No.10729372

>>10729358
What a tease

>> No.10729387

I feel bad for his daughter

>> No.10729398

>>10728236
F

He may have been cringey at times, but he's a big part of how I decided to get good at cooking

>> No.10729500

>>10729230
>us
go back to your containment board

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>>10729500
>>us
>go back to your containment board
Eveyone i don't like is /pol/

>> No.10729553

>>10728236
was he /ourguy/?

>> No.10729693

>>10729212
He didn't knock her up, so that was a lost cause. Gets a second chance and throws it away to host a show on fake news network.

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>>10728236
>jewish
>junkie
>pedo
>advocating for white genocide

>> No.10729736

>>10728236
F

>> No.10729764

>>10729693
Your murica is showing

>> No.10729778

>>10728236
F

>> No.10729780

>>10729506
you are /pol/ though so please kill yourself subhuman

>> No.10729782
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>>10729357
Just go away.. And take you reddit meming with you. Only /pol/ and /r9k/ cares about your muh sekrit klub faggotry.

>> No.10729802

>>10728236
F

He was a god among men.
Few here could ever hope to know what he knew, or to work in the kitchens he worked in.

Show some respect you culture war faggots.

>> No.10729807

>>10729506
>IM NOT /pol/!!!!!!!!
>Says the exact same shit in every thread possible trying to push /pol/'s narrative.
Yeah ok bud.

>> No.10729811

>>10729802
>alcoholic & junky
>wrote a book
>made some tv episodes
>killed himself leaving a child without father
>god among men
Calm down preacher

>> No.10729825

>>10729811
>Implying any of those things matter at all.
The measure of a man is how long he is remembered.
He will be remembered whether your moral views were in line with his or not.

>> No.10729826

>>10729807
>Be redditor
>Spout anti-pol nonsense
>Do what you accuse pol of by making everything worse
Like clockwork. You can tell summer has arrived

>> No.10729853

>>10729825
>Remembered, like just like f.e. Stalin, Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, Jack the Ripper, Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, etc, etc.
>Al god among men by this standard, therefor deserving your respect.
Nah I'll pass

>> No.10729858

>>10729230
>muh daddy donald
gb2 >>>/pol/ptg and/or reddit
dumb mutt

>> No.10729861

>>10728471
3DPD. Men need to come to terms with this fact of life.

>> No.10729869

>>10728463

You’re fucking kidding right? Look up “asia argento nude scenes.” You’re welcome.

>> No.10729871

>>10729230
Everyone wants all of you tards on /pol/ to suffer as well for being the single most cancerous group of outsiders to flood into this site since it was created.
Get the fuck off our website already, 4chan needs times to breathe. You're not welcome here. Your shitty board shouldn't even exist.
Gamergate really did a fucking number on this website.

>> No.10729877

>>10729861
There are plenty of good women out there. It's just a gamble. A gamble that could leave you ruined for life, but usually won't.

>> No.10729913

>>10729861
Or you shouldn't have a childless marriage for 20 years, leave your next wife alone with your kid for 3/4s of the year and then expect some roastie long distance relationship to be a faithful partner.

Bourdain was the only PD in these relationships, except the last one where they both were and he couldn't handle it.

>> No.10729924

>>10728414
>No more bagels!

>> No.10730036

>>10729141
>expresses doubt that Germany can integrate 1 000 000
>Says everyone being the same color / similar ethnicity will solve racism
WHAT A MONSTER.

Polcucks are the most sensitive faggots I've ever seen.

>> No.10730041

>>10729826
How long you been here kid? /pol/ wasn't always a cesspool of LE KEKISTANI XD or literal neo-nazis.

Being "anti-pol" isn't disparaging if that's how you intend it. Its what literally every sensible person on this fucking site is. When anime faggots come into other threads to shit it up they're insulted. When bronys infected every board they were insulted.

But when /pol/ spouts DA JOOZ nonsense over a /ck/ related personality suicide its idiot as fuck. GTFO here.

>> No.10731294

>>10729064
Nobody could replace uncle tony, but a food travelogue/journalism isn't that hard to do as long as they're not trying too hard to be something they're not. There's no way your hook-nosed overlords are gonna let something that profitable die. You'll be fine.

>> No.10732711

>>10728236
>said waffle house is better than the french laundry
yep, definitely one of us

>> No.10732841

>>10728236
>he was one of us
He was an advocate for racemixing, so no, he really wasn’t

>> No.10732842

>>10729869
She's washed up now

>> No.10732862

Honestly Parts Unknown was fucking kino.

Is it on Netflix?

>> No.10732891

He got laid so, no. Sorry sweaty.

>> No.10732893

>>10729330
Fellow lesbian, show tits my licker

>> No.10732911

>>10728236
Good taste in music. Anybody remembers his Instagram stories? Blasting rock music in the hotel room.

>> No.10732934

This so called "chef", died choking the chicken with the aid of a belt.
He went Michael Hutchence styleeeeeeeee.

>> No.10732940

>>10728236
That feel when used his no res episode to make reservations that impressed countless relatives, colleagues and friends.

>> No.10733025

Everyone is a closet homosexual to a closeted homosexual, haven't you learned that yet from politics, you massive faggot?

You can't unfaggot your own life by pretending everyone else is like you and hating them.

>> No.10733029

>>10732940
Wot?

>> No.10733124

>>10729230
You /pol/ tarts are the scum of the earth. Ped0-nazis burn in hell.

>> No.10733174

>>10732862
until june 16th ;_;

and they don't even have the new seasons.

pure kino. the Jersey episode makes me cry everytim

>> No.10733196

>>10732911

>Kino taste in Movies (Fellini , Bergman , Coppola )
>Good taste in music ( Punk , Jazz , old school hip hop)
>High quality taste in women (Except Asia)
>Food duh
>Good taste in sunglasses and watches
>Kino Tats
>Literature, although he kinda rips off HST
>Born in Jersey as all great Americans are.
>New Yorker
>Sarcastic, synical and brutaly honest
>Pretentious but humble.

he was my hero lads ;_;

>> No.10733210

>>10733196

He was empathetic and perspicacious in equal amounts. That's why I choked up when I read he died.

>> No.10733848

>>10730041
How long you been here kid? This site was based on anime.
You don't belong here.
He deserved to be killed because he admitted he was anti Israel. Israel is the best country on earth, get used to it.

>> No.10733907

>>10728236
you forgot
>killed himself

>> No.10734166

>>10733124
They are pedo hunters. They totally dont look for it to get off.

>> No.10734200

>watching parts unknown tokyo episode right now
>"[japan] is a great country; every chef i know wants to die here"

Why didn't he just buy a ticket to tokyo?

>> No.10734229

>>10729802
They don't understand respect, majority of the people shitting on Bourdain probably never watched an episode of any of his shows or read a single word of his books. They live to be angsty little teens trying to shit-talk for e-points because it's what r9k and pol taught them to do.

Like his political beliefs or not he was a great story teller and showed parts of the world you don't see through other travel shows that exclusively live in tourist traps, his death marks the end to good honest travel food television (hopefully not forever).

>> No.10734236

>>10728283
>image of him hanging

What?

>> No.10734240

>>10733124
So /pol/ is full of pedophiles now too? Gee, whatever will they become next I wonder? Rapists? Sega fanboys?

>> No.10734245

>>10734240
Not really. Just pederasts of the Greek tradition. It's a sophisticated mentoring thing.

>> No.10734710

>>10728400
Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium

>> No.10734715

>>10734245
so pedophiles
>inb4 butthurt /tv/ scum barge in

>> No.10734721

>>10734245
its hebephilia

>> No.10734728

>>10734240
Pedos are not unlike SJW's. They infiltrate and inject their ideas into whichever group they get a grip on. It's the best way to slowly normalize your ideology in a greater group of people. Most fringe groups will attempt this.

>> No.10734745

>>10729230
Clockwork.

>> No.10734805

>>10730036
>if everyoneis nigger noone is nigger
>if everyone is retarded noone is retarded
>if everyone is poor noone is poor
Literally commie logic desu

>> No.10734816

>>10728259
I don't think it's a shop. Just a lighting and camera effect.

>> No.10734824

>>10728646
Probably looked at his daughter and realized she will grow up exactly like her mother maybe even worse considering the state of things and he could not save her from herself

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>>10730036
>Claims that we should do what we can to eliminate the white race because the white man is evil
>Why are /pol/locks so reactionary?!

>> No.10734843

>>10732711
I wonder how Thomas Keller responded to hearing that?

>> No.10734898

>>10734229
the sad thing is if they could look past their blind hatred they probably would love him because he does a better job empathizing with the disenfranchised than almost anyone I can think of.

>> No.10734899

>>10728236
He went to the culinary institute of America

>> No.10734906

>>10728236
>mediocre
You can't get that fsr in the industry without being decent at best though.

>> No.10734907

>>10734898
The disenfranchised hate the poor

>> No.10734994

>>10728236
I never saw a frame of him but anyone who works at CNN and then necks himself has my respect.

>> No.10735039

>>10728236
And I was looking forward to meeting him in 'Nam at my favorite com tam joint
RIP

>> No.10735142

>>10734721
/pol/ hates hebes tho

>> No.10735147

Nice try, libshit but /ck/ ain't anti white.

>> No.10735175

>>10735147
I'm not anti-white but /ck/ seems to think I am because I can look at pho without raving about the shitskin conspiracy to give us all diarrhea and then BLACKED.com cuck cuck cuck why do the elitist libs keep forcing me to pronounce "avocado" whilst standing in line pretentiously at the newfangled luxury exclusive starbucks tha that has taken upscale trailer parks by storm lately

So, yeah, you'd probably say I'm anti-white, also reddit spacing, hope you have your shrink on speed dial, oops you don't have a shrink because you found out he was a (((Jew)))

>> No.10735179

>>10729230
Shadilay fellow Kekistani!

>> No.10735924

>>10735142
as a /tv/ rep i say hebe is a natural thing

>> No.10736882

>>10729861
It'll happen full scale when the sex robots or at least better AR become reality.

>> No.10736919

>>10729230
I hate niggers so goddamn much.

>> No.10737323

>>10728236
>probably had autism

fucking moron