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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Fri Jun 8 22:50:33 2018 No.10728138 [Reply] [Original]

And there in the lawless backwaters of the internet, I found a community that spoke out to me in pure contempt. A crazy, anarchist pseudo-state that would leave even the maddest of dictators scratching their heads. They goaded me to participate in their ritual "shitposting", or else I was to be cast out as a "redditor" never to return. So being the simple New York boy that I am, I posted McChicken threads, and Jack threads and even tried my hand at Vegan bait threads until I could shitpost no more. While my time here was short, I caught a glimpse of the human condition that only the Da Vinci's of this world were able to capture. A testament to the fortitude of the human spirit, I returned home with a newfound appreciation of the unique and bizarre, and one hell of a hangover. Like they always say... bada bing, bada boom.

;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 22:51:49 2018 No.10728144 >>10728138 Ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 22:59:33 2018 No.10728184 >>10728138 this is the stupidest shit ive ever seen. log off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 00:21:23 2018 No.10728474 >>10728138 F

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 00:22:31 2018 No.10728475 >>10728138 you tried

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 00:26:58 2018 No.10728486 File: 1.25 MB, 1200x650, Bourdain Wario 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RIP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 00:45:47 2018 No.10728538 File: 59 KB, 964x534, 1527721037780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10728138 nice eulogy anon. F

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 01:20:17 2018 No.10728609 >>10728138 Amazing how my brain can perfectly imitate his voice and cadence when that picture is next to text

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 01:33:45 2018 No.10728655 >>10728138 If he hadn't hung himself while jacking off, I'm pretty sure he would have enjoyed reading this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 01:34:16 2018 No.10728656 >>10728609 It worked for me too. OP nailed him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 02:14:25 2018 No.10728731 >>10728138 Bretty gud. Bourdain would've been slightly amused.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 02:21:45 2018 No.10728747 Put me in the screen cap lads

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 02:46:10 2018 No.10728792 File: 36 KB, 784x645, 6F0A8BCE-C862-423C-962B-F98F04F22A21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought it was good OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 02:51:47 2018 No.10728805 F

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 02:58:46 2018 No.10728814 >>10728138 Good job anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 03:21:26 2018 No.10728872 >>10728655 He really hung himself, right? I feel like I read the news when he died and it said he hung himself, but then they edited it seconds later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 03:26:42 2018 No.10728880 >>10728872 They circled around the subject without explicitly saying it in the few I read.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 03:44:09 2018 No.10728921 >>10728138 Nice, pasta on the cook board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 03:45:34 2018 No.10728923 >>10728184 >>10728475 Newfags

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 03:46:12 2018 No.10728926 File: 1.46 MB, 1437x2359, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 03:48:51 2018 No.10728936 >>10728138 not bad except for the end

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 03:48:51 2018 No.10728937 his a selfish drug addicted cunt who cares that his dead

Anonymous Sat Jun 9 03:58:50 2018 No.10728972

>>10728937
Fuck off /pol/ you shit up every board with your newfagginess it would honestly be better for both you and your family if you just did the brave thing and finally pulled the trigger. Your grandad didn’t give you that gun so you could cry alone in a corner night after night about the death of the white race, something you are only a part of in the most nominal sense. Having never kissed a girl or bested another man in any competition you are just a dull shadow of what your ancestors once hoped you could be. A genetic dead end, destined to shit up the world with your impotent rage. It’s a shame really but I guess what I wish more than anything is that you will stop shitting up our boards with your desperate newfaggotry, your banal attempts to find a place in this world by lashing out against the imagined enemy you’ve allowed them to construct in your head. When the final judgement comes, you will be found most inadequate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 04:02:02 2018 No.10728979 >>10728138 sounds just like him good work anon

Anonymous Sat Jun 9 04:41:16 2018 No.10729083

>>10728138
I used to watch his shows, some of them were actually good. I stopped after a while because it seemed like he was trying too hard to be that crude food guy who swears a lot. I wonder if that was because he was depressed or whatever his problem was. And I wonder if someone had just asked him why he was acting phony all the time instead of just being okay with it because it was his celebrity persona if it would've helped him.

>>10728926
It's funny that some /pol/esmokers are acting like some SJWs did on Twitter after TotalBiscuit's death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 04:50:22 2018 No.10729104 >>10728972 >doesn't like drugs >instantly /pol/ nazi Where do you guys even get this shit from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 04:55:07 2018 No.10729113 >>10728138 You nailed it. Fuck I'm gonna miss Anthony Bourdain. Dude was my fucking idol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 04:57:25 2018 No.10729118 >>10729104 bringing up /pol/ for literally no reason gets (You)'s

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 04:57:26 2018 No.10729120 File: 1.58 MB, 360x202, 09E10928-68AB-4D95-9E04-6AA7C57B96E0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10728972 That’s pretty cool, reddit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 05:00:03 2018 No.10729123 >>10729104 Thats some embarrassing adolescent verbosity. Is not doing drugs a /pol/ thing now? Yeah, keep feeding their numbers, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 05:00:43 2018 No.10729125 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKZpqwhJUbs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 05:02:43 2018 No.10729129 >>10729123 >being this teen Oh it shows mate, it shows

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 05:03:11 2018 No.10729130 I love bourdains shows. But he was always a little pussy bitch. Offing himself just proved that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 05:10:52 2018 No.10729151 >>10728972 I can smell the soy from here. Make like a leaf and mcfuckin kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 06:13:55 2018 No.10729268 >>10728138 delet your 4chan account

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 06:16:18 2018 No.10729272 >>10729104 That isn't even /pol/. The first Bourdain thread was full of them and it was very obvious who they were. Mods were busy that night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 06:55:22 2018 No.10729362 >>10728138 OP has been trying to force this "copypasta" for a few years now. It sucked then and it sucks now.

Anonymous Sat Jun 9 07:08:43 2018 No.10729402

>>10729083
I still think his liver or something was fucked and he couldn't eat or drink anything he wanted. A guy like that doesn't really care about money beyond what it can get him.
Probably still using too. That's why he was always hanging out in Asia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 07:25:38 2018 No.10729461 >>10728138 >DUDE FOOD LMAO XD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 07:28:09 2018 No.10729469 >>10728923 >le newfag pretending to be an oldfag xD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 08:21:39 2018 No.10729590 >>10728138 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 08:43:55 2018 No.10729673 >>10728972 >Reeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 12:14:57 2018 No.10730306 >>10728138 I love this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 12:21:35 2018 No.10730330 >>10728138 Read this in good ol' Anthonys voice

>>	Taco Sat Jun 9 12:21:52 2018 No.10730333 >>10728656 Me too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 12:24:34 2018 No.10730341 >>10729469 >doesn’t know one of the oldest pasta in the book >pretends to be an oldfag ebin :-D

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 12:30:42 2018 No.10730364 >>10728972 Saved, this should rile up some drumpflarinas across this site.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 12:43:24 2018 No.10730413 >>10728138 :( see you space cowboy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 14:02:22 2018 No.10730746 >>10730364 seriously im also saving this for when i need some Yous and entertainment

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 14:06:09 2018 No.10730763 >>10728972 Back you go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 14:43:49 2018 No.10730945 File: 142 KB, 600x842, 1497934628872.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10728972

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 15:00:56 2018 No.10731036 >>10728184 >>10729469 it's a copypasta you stupid moron

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 16:22:12 2018 No.10731443 File: 2.39 MB, 400x225, 1424612468709.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10728184 This.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 16:30:49 2018 No.10731488 >>10728138 Nice nice ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 22:53:53 2018 No.10733262 >>10728138 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 23:05:12 2018 No.10733308 >>10728138 spot on

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 00:12:47 2018 No.10733601 i read op in his voice and whenver i look at this thumb on the catalog i feel a pang of something hes really gone bros

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 00:34:37 2018 No.10733694 Awww :( https://twitter.com/donkeysplace/status/1005072773394419713?s=20

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 02:17:20 2018 No.10734010 Just saw a eulogy on facebook from another notable I never realized has such a similar voice. Mike Rowe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 05:21:27 2018 No.10734516 >>10728138 it saddens me that this copy-pasta is now abut someone dead

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 05:46:11 2018 No.10734566 >>10728184 t. Andy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 05:57:22 2018 No.10734590 File: 363 KB, 1095x1195, IMG_2277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10728972 read three sentences. triggered.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 06:15:54 2018 No.10734635 >>10729083 Mmmmmm, no, not really, but it's cool that you tried.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 06:25:16 2018 No.10734657 Great, now I have to push my suicide back another three months so no one thinks it's some copycat bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 13:52:48 2018 No.10736171 >>10728138 This is really cringe-y and I think you missed the point. I'm not going to tell you how to do it better either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 13:56:01 2018 No.10736192 Why does anybody give a shit about this smug hedonist killing himself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 10 14:34:20 2018 No.10736378 >>10728138 Well done. Rip Anthony.

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