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In honour of Her Majesty's (official) birthday weekend.

>> No.10726727
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Some clips from Secrets of The Royal Kitchen, with a former royal chef.

>> No.10726734

Bubble and squeak

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I get the impression he wasn't a head chef or anything, but he picked up some recipes.

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Some classic dishes.

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You can also just dump all the leftovers into the pan, but it's kinda a pain in the ass to flip. Not a bad channel, this, though I think he says these were cooked a bit too high.

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Forgot one of the Royal Kitchen clips. On further reading, he was part of the brigade for the Queen, then went on to be Charles and Diana's personal chef, so not just one of the juniors like I thought.

>> No.10727012

looks good but imma finna bout to dab me mchickens

>> No.10727420
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Makes a great steak and ale pie.

>> No.10727436

whats this
does she still have her real chompers?

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That's a shit looking pint bruv.

>> No.10727517

Oh come now, this is mead... not some wine to be sipped and savoured.

>> No.10727549

I used to like Guinness, and I'll still get it if there's no other real beers on, but it just tastes like liquid air to me now. Pure and clean sure, but it feels like I'm having Victorian water therapy.

>> No.10727585

>reminding me of Theakston
damn you

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the fuck are you even trying to say?

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I'm not positive but I believe somehow "going to" become "gonna" which became "ginna" which became "finna".
No, do not ask me to explain it.

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That's just about the most retarded thing I've heard in my life (those last two, gonna's pretty standard). The english language doesn't deserve to be abused thus.

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Don't be racist Nigel.

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Hey guys I'm gonna head down to the Promenade, you want anything?

>> No.10727634

It's "fixing to", a southern american phrase meaning "planning to"

>> No.10727639

i always assumed it came from "fixin' to"

>> No.10727652

This. Based Southerners confirmed.

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>> No.10727667


no, dumbass. finna comes from 'fixing to'.

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you are all neglecting to mention that such phrasing is still exceptionally retarded.

>> No.10727683

It really is, idnit?

>> No.10727687

One of the first pints I remember actually appreciating. With a steak after a day of milking, thought I don't think I actually did much more than watch at the time.

>> No.10727693

It's actually a contracted form of "fixing to"
Fixing to>fixin' ta'>finna
But yeah, it just means "gonna

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It's been said eight times already faggot. Move the fuck on.

>> No.10727696

>celebrating the birthday of a photo bait tourist attraction

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This stuff is pretty much just pure sugar with some mint flavour, but god forbid you visit without bringing some back.

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>> No.10727759

I'm worried about how much juice the wood soaks up.

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>> No.10727778

That explains why the royals age like shit

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Happy birthday ya old bitch

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This stuff'll be the death of me.

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>> No.10727920

More like this

>> No.10727951

You are supposed to bake the cake first then roll it.

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>> No.10728187

How the fuck does making greek yogurt produce toxic waste?

Like, the rest of those are even moderately believable if not hyperbole, but literal what? They don't process greek yogurt with uranium, I don't get it.

>> No.10728267

Wait, gonna went to ginna went to finna? I thought is was just a typo thing that caught on since f is right next to g and i is right next to o.

>> No.10728274

Point: Derek Jeter sucks.

>> No.10728295

It produces whey acid, which is incredibly toxic and dangerous to the environment. It's illegal to dump.

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No chemical is illegal.

>> No.10728331

>posh fish and chips

would rather a getting some chips down the chinky than this tarted up dish

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>> No.10728337

Speak English.

>> No.10728345

thats a lot for her maj and prince philip

>> No.10728371

fuck that old german cunt

>> No.10728374

I hate jack so much

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>> No.10728387

cute pupper

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>> No.10728391

that is English
posh = fancy for no reason
chips = pom frittes/french fries
chinky = fish and chip shop run by asians
tarted up = unnecessarily fancy

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>> No.10728412

he's an alpha male
that much is certain

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I'll take something from quarks please

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Of course, look at this display of dominance

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>> No.10728429

he is the physical embodiment of the 56% meme

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>> No.10728441

the hot dog facts are not good deterrents at all

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>> No.10728494

So satisfying to watch, but what a waste of bread.

What sucks is that I'm a sucker for dumb tea sandwiches

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>> No.10728504

well done anon

>> No.10728515

haha it's le egg man and le egg man filename meme. it's always the funniest haha i love seeing it in each thread haha

>> No.10728527

Different anon. True, but iirc, there have been companies using that by- product for whey protein powders.

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its technically fitting to go, as in, "I'm fitting to go out in 5 minutes so finish your beer."
but the meaning remains the same regardless

>> No.10728545

Well that was stupid.

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why tho

>> No.10728548

That can be used for making other food, or just fed to animals. There's no reason to dump it. I remember reading that Chobani has a big ass whey-pipe running from a factory of theirs to a protein bar factory next door.

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Step aside little boy

>> No.10728574

jesus christ, thats brilliant. I,ve never thought of using a scraper like that. thanks anon

>> No.10728585

What the fuck are all those people behind him doing

>> No.10728591

I genuinely thought the bread was a rag at first

>> No.10728602

never tripped on H before?

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Since you faggots like eggs so much let's post eggs.

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>> No.10728616

Why not just cook the egg in the shell?

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>> No.10728627

I love his one handed style

>> No.10728628

eggs>hot molten ball

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>> No.10728641

>so cucked you have a backup sandwich

Now that is actual white privilege.

>> No.10728648

Oh for fucks sake, just set it on fire

>> No.10728649


>> No.10728654

I hope beer autists occupy their own ring of hell

>> No.10728675

the dirt is where the flavor comes from, and you're racist if you disagree

>> No.10728690

Those "facts" are at best grossly exaggerated, overly semplified or clearly distorted informations about the food industry. The rest is straight out bullshit from the vegan propaganda.

>> No.10728709

well thats not what i was expecting with that title..

>> No.10728712

>all those people gathered around desperately waiting for a measly scrap of sand egg
What the fuck is going on over there?

>> No.10728713

>corn syrup is suddenly a good thing when it's on the cherries

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>> No.10728733

He wipes his ass with his left hand, that is why he uses only his right hand.

>> No.10728749

Guess I'm a nigger hating racist then.

>> No.10728755

and they say niggers are humans...

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>> No.10728767


Agreed. Braised some short ribs with it the other day then reduced it to make a gravy and it was beautiful.

>> No.10728771

>its now autistic to want to pour your beer so you done have an overflow or a shit head on it.

You're the autist here.

>> No.10728776

i would literally kill that dog if it did that to me

>> No.10728795

Was that bailey Jay?

No homo

>> No.10728800

>maraschino cherries are actual fruits and not some shit you put on your desserts as decorations

>> No.10728806

I was thinking the same thing.
>Food? In my hotdogs? I'M OUTRAGED

>> No.10728808

>no culture is superior or inferior, they are just different

>> No.10728819

i feel dirty

>> No.10728824

what did the retard mean by this?

>> No.10728835

I fucking love this japs videos, they are so fucking comfy.

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>> No.10728848

I get shit head from my gf all the time why would I care if it's in my beer too? Just drink it you soft cock faggot.

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>> No.10728865

>managing to fuck up potato cakes

>> No.10728868

They forgot
>I haven't done anything wrong
> i dindu nuffin

>> No.10728876

god bless autism

>> No.10728898

>animal planet

>> No.10728903

What beef cut is that?

>> No.10728914

Based Wade Boggs

>> No.10728950

Why not just drink Thunderbird and malt liquor then you nigger? If you think standards of any kind are snobby. Maybe if you weren't a tryhard faggot you would get less shit for your puss poor standards.

>> No.10729089


To add to the linguistics discussion, "finna boutta dab" is a meme on 4chan that emulates black speech but is on purpose wrong so that it sounds funny. You would either say finna do something or boutta do something, not both.

>> No.10729137

I never got how you go from fixing to to finna

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Rib, I believe.

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>> No.10729159

fixing to
fixin ta
fin ta

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>> No.10729170

ur a pork pie

>> No.10729189

based Chuck

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>> No.10729380

lmao. and people wonder why so many of these dumb fucks are starving. actually, scratch that, we all know the truth but no one wants to be labeled as a racist

>> No.10729390

>no worcestershire sauce


>> No.10729396

>No chicken parm for Peyton manning

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I prefer branston myself.

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>Usain Bolt: 20 Chicken McNuggets

>> No.10729520

Hahaha jack does not give a fuck

>> No.10729524

what a retardated video. I feel like I need a shower after that.

>> No.10729531

Shittiest product and impossible to wash correctly

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>> No.10729676

looks more like sophie turner

>> No.10729686

>that face of "I'm so sorry (I'm so not sorry)"

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>> No.10729725

Hey, it's the three cheeses guy!

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mmm, crunchy, my favourite.

2 things come to mind:
the dude's face
>don't let show how horrible it is
and the image those people receiving the revelation that you can in fact cook the egg inside the shell

>> No.10729758

Sleep snug, cub!

>> No.10729761


the '' i regret NOTHING" face

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>> No.10729806

for what purpose

>> No.10729809

Gotta get that protein, bruh

>> No.10729838

I'm guessing they want to keep the shell hole so they can use it as a water vessel.
They're still fucking idiots for not at least laying down some of those leaves, though.
These "people" never even invented the fucking wheel.

>> No.10729919

that's a swiss roll not a roly poly

>> No.10729934
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they're trolling the dude

>> No.10729963

Downing Streets worst nightmare

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>> No.10729990

>dropped it all in one place
Idiot. I really want to try that though. That sausage better be spicy

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>> No.10730010

Dat dere salmonella gains

>> No.10730031

Or maybe it's "fixing to"

>> No.10730047

This is something like a project for little kids...

>> No.10730090

the sausage holder is the idiot
he should have turned it the other way

>> No.10730159

Tamarind concentrate apparently.

>> No.10730199
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>no decorative shamrock
0/10 would not drink

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>> No.10730340

Holy shit, that fish is talking.

>> No.10730349

Fun to see on Cutthroat Kitchen at least.

>> No.10730361

Look at those mixed race baby hands on the right. It's definitely for kids.

>> No.10730377

>all these fun, unique colors
>mixed into one mess where you can't see any of them
>the colored person's hand at the end

>> No.10730454

Ywn get a 6 figure salary to make fucking sandwiches

>> No.10730470

just got done mowing in 90 degrees, this looks good as fuck right now

>> No.10730497

I have a strange desire to punch that guy in the face, and I am not sure why.

>> No.10730503

>pink sauce

>> No.10730515

Every time Wade played a game,a chicken lost its life.

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David Sedaris: It’s sort of a cliche about how bad British food is, but it’s not true in London. In London, you can eat really well. But, if you go to somewhere like Bradford, wow, is the food bad! I was on tour in the UK a couple years ago, and I went out to lunch with my tour manager. He said we’ll go to this pub for lunch, and they brought us this stuff, I can’t even call it food, and it’s kind of tucked into it. I’m not a snob that way, but I just couldn’t, I just couldn’t. It was such a lousy excuse for lunch.

Interviewer: Why is it bad? Like, what’s bad about it?

Sedaris: You know, it’s just that they don’t care. They don’t, they just don’t, just put some baked bean on a baked potato… or some tuna fish on a baked potato. And, canned corn, and call it lunch. And, the potato’s not even hot. It’s stuff like that. You couldn’t even heat the potato up all the way? It’s not a high priority for them.

Interviewer: I would never have even thought of that. Even as a broke college kid, I would never have thought about combining tuna and baked potato.

Sedaris: No, I would never think to put tuna on potato. They call it having a jacket potato. It was canned tuna mixed with peas on a jacket potato. If you go to a fancy place, and it’s going to be fantastic. There’s been many times in England where I’ve gone to somebody’s house, and you don’t want to be rude, but you just think like “wow, couldn’t you try to put a little effort into it?”

>> No.10730685

I'm glad I'm not the only one who uses scissors to cut pizza.

>> No.10730702

I don't know why westerners get triggered from seeing food cut with kitchen shears.

t. Korean

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>> No.10730816

For me, it's the thought that you're already in the kitchen cooking so you probably already have a knife out or very near. Much closer than shears. And even if they were within equal distances, you're not saving any time. A knife would work much quicker

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>those mutt claws

>> No.10731114

>putting the nozzle in the glass

>> No.10731115

>teaching your children to take out the crust
americans deserve to starve to death

>> No.10731121

Genuinely had me until the photo of grdon

>> No.10731171

I need to kill those retards

>> No.10731190

>he doesn't know how to tap a beer

>> No.10731197

Low hanging fruit but I chuckled>>10728898

>> No.10731237

mental illness

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>> No.10731252

why there is no egg masters in europe? i want to try a delicious egg sandwitch

>> No.10731253

This must be parody.

>> No.10731263

this kek, give the whity tourists some "culture" maybe they will believe our scam.

>> No.10731265

I'm starting to worry about gordon, his recipes have looked really crappy lately. His "greatest burger ever" was even worse. It's like he's stopped trying.

>> No.10731266

>soi grin
>ear rings on both ears
>sped up soi video
and you still don't know why you want to punch him in the face?

>> No.10731277
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There is a reason why I desire the collapse of society.

>> No.10731305

Putting the nozzle in causes the tap to eventually clog up and damage ruining the tap and the flavour of the beer

>> No.10731309

Wasting food is the highest form of degeneracy, more so if it is done intentionally and for kiketube views.

>> No.10731310

shut up ted

>> No.10731316

fuck you, Josh

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>> No.10731365

>$2800 for that amount of beef
People are fucking morons.

>> No.10731378

basically burek but with three times the dough

>> No.10731387
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>> No.10731400

I am Korean. Why does the Queen celebrate her birthday now?

>> No.10731418

>Special Olympics

>> No.10731429

nozzle is detachable, it costs like a quid if it tastes funny just fucking replace it.

>> No.10731437

>Her Majesty
Why are yuro's such submissive beta faggots that they're willing to grovel at the feet of some dumb bitch?


>> No.10731447

Wait a little while and France and Germany will be back to third world status

>> No.10731456

Or just do it properly so you don't get the problem in the first place

>> No.10731461

France is long gone. As for Germany, I don't think that will be anytime soon.

>> No.10731465

When the public holiday became a thing, King George V's birthday was the 3rd of June. After he died, they just kept it in June because there's half a chance of having good weather. It's the second Saturday in June now so it's always a weekend too.

>> No.10731494

L.a beast?

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>> No.10731534

Yu got a license for that foil, love? "

>> No.10731552

That's the same guy you fucking idiot

>> No.10731579
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Are you being retarded on purpose?

>> No.10731586

jack no pls...

>> No.10731612 [DELETED] 

Why is that titled bubble and squeak?
Bubble and squeak is beans and bacon and such, called so because you gon b farting after eating it.

>> No.10731631

i PTL every time i see this :)
do not stop posting it or i'm gonna have to! :)

>> No.10731632 [DELETED] 

Lol. casual racism in that show.
All the savage fucks are black and have caveman eyebrows.

>> No.10731637 [DELETED] 

>closes video

>> No.10731669

You're wrong and you could have saved yourself the embarrassment by looking it up before posting.

>> No.10731670 [DELETED] 

Pharengi = space jews, with big ears instead of noses.

>> No.10731716 [DELETED] 

>Literally the perfect example of bega-faggot.
>Fat chinese girl who can't cook.
>The exact two persons who would buy this.

>> No.10731721

Doesn't a full english use back bacon?

>> No.10731727


>> No.10731743

Usually, yeah, but that clip was from some old Gary Rhodes thing and he's an unconscionable tearaway.

>> No.10731744 [DELETED] 

Raclette, Noice.

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This is true.
Wasting food is pretty high on the degeneracy-o-meter.

>> No.10731877


I live in the states and make these from deer offal whenever it's hunting season.

Just tell people they're mini meatloafs and everyone thinks they're delicious.

>> No.10731907

You're assuming that food is served on flat plate. Outside western European cuisine, the serving vessel is frequently not flat bottomed or even scratch-resistant to be knife-safe. The kitchen shear is the default option in a lot of Asian countries for this reason.

>> No.10731917

lol you retard

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no u

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Jesus, I can almost smell that through my screen

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>> No.10732383

Maybe it's not their idea. Maybe Animal planet didn't get as much footage for their documental so they made up this bullshit, because them cooking like a normal human being would doesn't sell.

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no, just no, no one can be this stupid. He has to be trolling us, i am starting to think that he knows about /ck/ and he is looking for youtube clicks.

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This dumb nigga has had a cooking channel on YouTube for 8 years

>> No.10732434
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Grilled cheese?

>> No.10732438

I assume that this is just the 'traditional' way that they don't often eat but still uphold or use for the tourists.

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>> No.10732480

There was a good documentary on recently where the guy wanted to spend a year experiencing Indonesian tribal tree houses, which turned into a introspective thing about his whole career when he found out they were just building the things for film crews. He went on a quest to find the last truly tribal family, then almost had an existential crisis when it turned out they were just faking it because they're heard he was coming too.

>> No.10732501

>get off the pushing cart little jungle monkeys! go play in trees now
Jesus Raimi, I know it was a different time but still...

>> No.10732516

Looks homosex as fuck

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>> No.10732548

My favourite post-drinking snack. Usually do two rounds; one with Lea & Perrins and one with hot sauce.

>> No.10732552


>> No.10732581
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>drinking an advert

>> No.10732717

>that'll be $299.99 plus tip sir

>> No.10732726

are those fucking fritos

>> No.10732729

>in London you can eat really well
That is because there is no shortage for Indian, Turkish, Arab, and Chinese food joints.

>> No.10732734
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It's a deconstructed version of the Frito Pie.

>> No.10732744

It ain't the same without the gay vibes at the end of the webm

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>> No.10733032

fuck off weeb

>> No.10733134

She's our Queen, show some respect you fucking mongrel

>> No.10733224

All of those things apply only to the usa

>> No.10733226

Why is his shirt so shiny?

>> No.10733244


i would rather lick the plate of someones enchilada dinner

>> No.10733251

im bout to sho her my dik

>> No.10733261


>> No.10733294

It's stylish.

>> No.10733353

What a bunch of faggots.

No wonder you assholes lost everything worth a fuck you once owned.....

>> No.10733404

>food coloring


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>> No.10733452

Literally every culture has dumb as fuck traditions.
Americans cut their baby's dicks off even though modern sanitation is fine

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tf? for what purpose?

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>> No.10733883

what the fark is that supposed to be

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>> No.10733920


>> No.10733942

Why don't you ever invite me to the UK?

>> No.10733962

absolute alpha the was he fucking slams those shells into the trash

>> No.10733980

scallion pancake, they good

>> No.10734020

is that jack?

>> No.10734129

>British are so cucked their taxes literally go to a bunch of nobodies to live extravagantly

>> No.10734132

r u lebanese ?

>> No.10734233

Indian here. These omelette stalls are life savers when you need something to eat at 3 in the night. They run 24x7 outside every railway station.

>> No.10734284

le 88% face

>> No.10734312

British police HATE him!

>> No.10734374

In Czech republic we have a legend about a noble lady, baroness I think, who held herself in such high value, she even couldn't bring herself to eat plebeian food. So to express her superiority she had two buns hollowed out and wore them as a sandals. But once she took off for a wood walk, wood elfs made her loose her way and elf mage turned her into stone.

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>> No.10734437

This is good, Id keep the crust personally. It reminds me of these things I used to get when I was a kid that you could put in the toaster. I remember the Pizza ones.

>> No.10734487

God damn elf mages.

>> No.10734491

Why bring out huge hunks of food instead of having it already cut? Especially when you have to manage grilling as well. Grill this, drink, cut, wrap for your friend, order more of this, receive that... Grilling your own shit is understandable, but using weak, dull scissors gets fuckin old, fuckin quick.

Beyond that, Korean food is always going to be godly.

>> No.10734496
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>So to express her superiority she had two buns hollowed out and wore them as a sandals. But once she took off for a wood walk, wood elfs made her loose her way and elf mage turned her into stone.

>> No.10734513

Using lard insted of butter gives better texture and makes dough incredibly soft. My grandma uses lard everytime she makes any kind of cakes.

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Lard sucks, butter is better.

>> No.10734526

>In foreign country
>Manages to make himself usefull and get paid for it while maintaining order
Why can't niggers learn a lesson from this?

>> No.10734540

usain bolt, CHarles Barkley, and Paytons Mannings gatorade
Im pretty sure they are all contractually obligated to say thats what they eat since they are spokes people for gatorade (maning) and mcdonalds

>> No.10734568

interesting how much energy the eggs can absorb.

Seen a few of these videos, and one I rememebr of a bunch of kitkats.

Was expecting to have all the eggs cooked too.

>> No.10734597

Did the "brewery" tour. On the top you could get a pint for free (plus the 20 quid entrance fee).
The guy on the tap told me to wait for a minute or two until it has set properly.

That said, I have to kinda agree with >>10727549
Guinness is just flowing down like water. I think there is no other beer I can drink half a liter that fast of. With fast I mean "I take a sip or two and it's gone"

>> No.10734601
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>The english language doesn't deserve to be abused thus.
English is a mongoloid retard language made by mongoloid retards for mongoloid retards.

>> No.10734609

Looks like Homer Simpson's patented space age moon waffles.

>> No.10734613
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Hey, I have that in webm form.

>> No.10734620

What is it filled with? And what happens to the stuff on the skull?

>> No.10734637

Do Americans really pay $149 plus tip for this?

>> No.10734644

Those are all very valid points

>> No.10734813

why would you use a salt block?

>> No.10734995

holy, really makes me think

>> No.10735315


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>when you find out ja/ck/ lives very close to you

Maybe I can get hickok45 to drive across town and shoot him

>> No.10735902

how leave without break eggs?

>> No.10736369


What the fuck China

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