/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10717487]

FOOD GORE THREAD GO GO GO GO

[Anonymous No.10717963]

>>10717487
I'm desperate
Looking up the show's name doesn't yield this exact clip
No subs exist
No source has ever been given in watchable form

I just want to see the whole thing, I just want to see how she lives and how that thing looks once it's out of the oven
Please

Stop torturing me by posting it 90 times per thread and tell me WHERE I CAN SEE IT
IT'S BEEN HALF A DECADE, I NEED THIS

[Anonymous No.10717971]

>>10717963
"PURES LEBEN - MITTEN IN DEUTSCHLAND"
Season 1 • Episode 67

(Might be geoblocked):
https://www.sat1.de/tv/pures-leben-mitten-in-deutschland/video/167-kochkuenste-clip

It's a fake ass show to make unemployed degenerated feel less terrible about themselves.

[Anonymous No.10718628]

>>10717487
>that part when she puts the sausage in her mouth

[Anonymous No.10718633]

>>10718628
She is so fucking disgustingly fat I couldn't even enjoy the pseudo BJ picture.

[Anonymous No.10718922]

>>10717487
>Cheese
>Tomato sauce
>Saucage
>Topped with FUCKING CHOCOLATE

Gross

[Anonymous No.10718936]

>inb4 Ja/ck/posters

[Anonymous No.10719152]

[Anonymous No.10719161]

>>10717487
STOP IT, STOP IT.

[Anonymous No.10719172]

>>10719152
What the fuck is wrong with you kids.
Literally asking. Most of you have some kind of neurological damage.

[Anonymous No.10719174]

>>10719172
I didn't make it you fucking boomer cunt

[Anonymous No.10719178]

>>10719172
Kids? Kay is probably older than you.

[Anonymous No.10719182]

[Anonymous No.10719193]

>>10719174
I fail to see how this is food gore.

[Anonymous No.10719196]

>>10719174
There is no way in hell that tastes like mayo. If anything it probably tastes like watered down, oily mustard. Fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.10719198]

>>10719152

[Anonymous No.10719208]

>>10719193
You sound vegan

[Anonymous No.10719257]

>>10717487

[Anonymous No.10719297]

>>10719208
Mayo is nothing but egg yolk, oil, and vinegar. The webm just substituted egg yolk for chickpea water, which tastes fine by itself, and uses mustard as the emulsifier instead of the egg yolk. Sure, it may not be the best vegan mayonnaise that you can make, but it's nowhere close to being food gore.

[Anonymous No.10719305]

>>10719297
ok, then defend THIS

[Anonymous No.10719306]

>>10719297
is this what serbs eat?

[Anonymous No.10719308]

>>10719257
Call me working class I guess. I am certainly not too good for that.

[Anonymous No.10719326]

>>10719305
yeast is a living organism that has been studied to work in complex unison with fellow yeasties.

NOT VEGAN

[Anonymous No.10719334]

>>10719308
working class

[Anonymous No.10719336]

>>10719208
Got'em!

[Anonymous No.10719340]

>>10719297
That made me physically recoil and shout Fuck No.
>Great job.

[Anonymous No.10719363]

>>10719297
You can't call something Mayonnaise if it doesn't have egg.
T. FDA

[Anonymous No.10719373]

>>10719306
Of course not, it’s missing the rakija sauce

[Anonymous No.10719382]

>>10717487
>FOOD GORE
Did I just wander into a subreddit?
You'll be having 'cringe' threads next, /ck/.

[Anonymous No.10719394]

>>10719382
We have an IPA circle jerk so you're not far wrong.
Fuck these newfags.

[Anonymous No.10719425]

>>10718936
did he died?

[Anonymous No.10719431]

>>10719425
sadly he did, but apparently she was already planning to go with someone else anyway so maybe it was for the best he never found out

[Anonymous No.10719451]

>>10717487
>everytime you think shes gunna stop she keeps going

[Anonymous No.10719454]

>>10719382
>>10719394
New as fuck

[Anonymous No.10719468]

>almonds
>plant-based milk
>nutritional yeast
>olive oil
>apple cider vinegar
>coconut oil
>turmeric
>tastes like butter

[Anonymous No.10719475]

>>10719454
Nope.
But you clearly are Reddit as fuck.
You've got to go back, you fucking losers are positively destroying 4Chinks board culture with your 'memes' and liberal, populist shite.

[Anonymous No.10719513]

>>10719257
That looks comfy.

[Anonymous No.10719539]

>>10719363
but the point is that it's similar enough to mayo, it's not gonna be 100% the same but the agua faba (bean juice, dumb term but I like how it sounds) is as close to egg white as you can get without egg. Call it Miracle Whip

>>10719305
I think this is just shitty margarine ???

[Anonymous No.10719542]

>>10719475
>liberal populist shite
Orange haired person cucked by England detected

[Anonymous No.10719567]

>>10719382
we can start with your post haha

[Anonymous No.10719586]

>>10719542
le drumpf

[Anonymous No.10719598]

this is not okay

[Anonymous No.10719602]

>>10719598
Stop, my dick is inverting.

[Anonymous No.10719608]

>>10717971
Why do germans make such fake television shows so much? I used to work for an old lady who would daily watch this reality show which was always terribly staged, like each day a new family with 'problems' and a show presenter to help them: cheating wife, addiction, bad bf's. It seemed real at a first glance but then no plates on cars, bystanders doing nothing in some situations etc. Things would get wild, like is my wife cheating? No she was but the new guy forced her to hook, that kind of shit. And there were entire afternoons filled with shows like this.

[Anonymous No.10719619]

[Anonymous No.10719621]

>>10719619
Why does someone who doesn't even know how an ice cream scoop works have their own cooking show?

[Anonymous No.10719630]

>>10719621
tits

[Anonymous No.10719649]

>>10719621
i thought it was just a porn intro

[Anonymous No.10719652]

>>10719619
Put your tits away whore.

[Anonymous No.10719698]

[Anonymous No.10719706]

>>10719619
thats the start of a porno right?

[Anonymous No.10719714]

>>10719698
looks good to me ya queer

[Anonymous No.10719749]

[Anonymous No.10719755]

[Anonymous No.10719776]

>>10719755
oh no not in the sink!

[Anonymous No.10719782]

>>10719706
i don't see what else it'd be but searching the thumbnail turns up nothing

[Anonymous No.10719784]

>>10719208
I was onboard until i saw the mason jar.

[Anonymous No.10719812]

[Anonymous No.10719813]

>>10719608
It's generally referred to as Assi TV and like the other guy said, it's supposed to make dumb people feel better because they can laugh at "people" that have even shittier lives than them. It's always very badly staged.
And yes, this shit airs on like half of all the public TV stations every single day from 12 to late afternoon.
There's a reason why German TV is considered to be one of the worst in the entire god damn world.

[Anonymous No.10719823]

>>10717487
Fucking Americans holy shit

[Anonymous No.10719830]

>>10719812
literally nothing wrong with this

[Anonymous No.10719832]

>>10719182
So that's how Pizzer are made!

[Anonymous No.10719836]

[Anonymous No.10719837]

>>10719812
All of these are jokes, right?

[Anonymous No.10719840]

>>10718633
Imagine her farts though I'll bet half of them are wet

[Anonymous No.10719845]

>>10719836
what do you think they did afterwards?

[Anonymous No.10719854]

[Anonymous No.10719857]

>>10719257
>Average middle class meal
>Food Gore
Did mommy never cook for you between fucking random black men while you were growing up?

[Anonymous No.10719867]

>>10719305
Butter made from nut milk not really Gore considering margerine exists and is mostly a blend of various oils

[Anonymous No.10719868]

>>10719257
This is not gore. You are just spoiled pussy.

[Anonymous No.10719870]

>>10719854
How do you even get chicken to look like that? Boil it? Also what is that yellow slime?

[Anonymous No.10719874]

>>10719857
Murder whoever invented this.

Just more fucking plastic wrap in the trash.

[Anonymous No.10719877]

>>10719867
Margarine is a great example of gore you fuckhole.

[Anonymous No.10719881]

>>10719870
Looks like canned corn of some sort.

[Anonymous No.10719892]

>>10719475
>Thinks 4chan board culture hasn't been dead for years now
I'll bet you seriously think people start fast food generals here and not even realize how much of the posts are viral marketing on all boards not just /ck/

[Anonymous No.10719897]

>>10719870

garmonbozia

[Anonymous No.10719902]

[Anonymous No.10719905]

[Anonymous No.10719908]

>>10719897
>pain and sorrow
Yeah, I guess it is.

[Anonymous No.10719911]

>>10719892
>viral
I don't think you know what viral marketing is. Are those posts so cool that you share them with all your friends? No? Then it's not fucking viral now is it?

Plain 'ol shilling? Sure thing. But viral? No.

[Anonymous No.10719913]

>>10719836
He just looks so defeated by the end of that holy shit

[Anonymous No.10719928]

>>10719911
Attempt at viral marketing then they want their brand to become a member and be shared for free advertising 4chan is known as a source of memes so that's why they are here

[Anonymous No.10719939]

>>10719870
pour a can of soup over it and bake it
it can turn out looking like that

(ive used mushroom soup to do that)

[Anonymous No.10719943]

>>10719905
>plastic fork
>plastic looking "cheese"
That bay leaf in addition to idiocy is least of her problems.

[Anonymous No.10719947]

>>10719152
Was that supposed to be a gyro?

[Anonymous No.10719948]

>>10719939
>ive used mushroom soup to do that
But why?

[Anonymous No.10719951]

>>10719943
>le evil plastic boogie man

[Anonymous No.10719954]

>>10719813
Can confirm. Also, I know lots of academics (the stem kind) who like to watch it to zone out or relax because it doesn't tickle the brain in the slightest.
I personally hate it and I have abandoned television almost a decade ago. I would rather browse imageboards to feel smarter.

t. German

[Anonymous No.10719959]

>>10719892
All those aardvark sauce threads.
Fucking viral marketing horseshit.

[Anonymous No.10719962]

[Anonymous No.10719969]

>>10719948
flavor

best along side rice tho

[Anonymous No.10719973]

>>10719951
Plastic isn't evil per se but if you eat at a restaurant that serves you food with plastic utensils then you know you are getting garbage.

[Anonymous No.10719977]

>>10719973
so what your saying is fast food is garbage...?

[Anonymous No.10719987]

>>10719973
sometimes you have to come down off your horse, step in shit and take a good long whiff.

[Anonymous No.10719988]

>>10719977
Yes. Food made in a factory from the cheapest ingredients possible and then heated or deep fried by people with no culinary education is indeed shit.

[Anonymous No.10719992]

>>10719962
The Australians will pay for this. The emu's vengeance will be terrible.

[Anonymous No.10720005]

>>10719962
I didn't know emu eggs are green.

[Anonymous No.10720015]

>>10719182
>second row not half a pizza shifted to one side to minimize excess dough
>tomato sauce and topping waterfall
the fuck is wrong with people

[Anonymous No.10720028]

>>10719326
so are plants you massive retard

[Anonymous No.10720045]

>>10719988
Chipotle really isn't that bad compared to most fast food places. The beef, chicken, and veggies come raw and are grilled fresh. The salsa and barbacoa/carnitas come prepared but that's no different from 70% of the restaurants in the world.

[Anonymous No.10720055]

>>10720015
>im so smart

[Anonymous No.10720149]

>>10719257
Looks like a comfy meal at my grandparents

[Anonymous No.10720240]

>>10720015
When the webm clearly shows that the excess dough gets cycled back through, I would think even a brainlet understands that a drop in throughput by 25% is probably not worth it.

Oh well.

[Anonymous No.10720250]

>>10720015
>Brainlet thinks he knows better than the company when it comes to the efficiency of their production line

[Anonymous No.10720284]

>>10719836
whytoid btfo

[Anonymous No.10720343]

>>10719874
>he cares about plastic wrapping

[Anonymous No.10720363]

>>10719854
>that pic

[Anonymous No.10720368]

>>10720363
woops meant for:>>10719867

[Anonymous No.10720419]

>>10719305
>shit ton of oil in bread
yum

[Anonymous No.10720421]

>>10720343
I'm glad people like you exist.
>It highlights educated people.

[Anonymous No.10720526]

>>10719836
searching the thumbnail turns up no porno starting like this

[Anonymous No.10720534]

>>10719823

confirmed retarded

[Anonymous No.10720537]

>>10720284

>whites
>doing this shit

nah senpai that's a subhuman Mexican thing

[Anonymous No.10720542]

>>10719892
>muh viral marketing
idiots have been saying this forever and it's very rarely true. stay on /v/ little idiot

[Anonymous No.10720546]

>>10719152
This just makes me angry. And people that do this type of shit make me angry.
Don't do this.

[Anonymous No.10720554]

>>10717963
It's staged and text that admits that is shown repeatedly throughout the show.

[Anonymous No.10720558]

>>10719749
>americans

[Anonymous No.10720564]

>>10719812
I hope shes joking

[Anonymous No.10720581]

>>10719257
Looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.10720584]

>>10719813
>And yes, this shit airs on like half of all the public TV stations every single day from 12 to late afternoon.
That's a vast overexaggeration m8

[Anonymous No.10720585]

>>10719586
I think he meant the Irish.

[Anonymous No.10720605]

>>10719174
i can understand wanting to become vegan and all that but why try to replicate the foods your trying to avoid its like a alcoholic drinking non alcoholic beer

[Anonymous No.10720613]

>>10719836
>future rex banner

[Anonymous No.10720644]

>>10719836
What do the savages call this excuse to crush a young child on his birthday?

[Anonymous No.10720646]

>>10719257
looks fine moron

[Anonymous No.10720647]

>>10719992
One would think they'd have learned their lesson with the first war. Now here they are starting a second.

[Anonymous No.10720700]

>>10720585
stfu dumb american

[Anonymous No.10720707]

>>10720421
>he thinks we're not already doomed

[Anonymous No.10720722]

>>10719652
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM

Come a bit closer

[the_boar No.10720735]

>>10720644
Just another day in Mexico?

[Anonymous No.10720737]

>>10720700
Edgy teen much.

[Anonymous No.10720741]

>>10719182
this video is helping to solidify my decision not to eat pre-fabbed garbage

[Anonymous No.10720745]

>>10720737
why don't u eat another burger

[Anonymous No.10720758]

>>10720028
And plants defend themselves and communicate

NOT VEGAN

[Anonymous No.10720759]

>>10718936
Gondola, what are you doing

[Anonymous No.10720769]

>>10719698
>wet brine
>2018

whew

[Anonymous No.10720772]

>>10719475
Old fag here

And i'm really getting tired of the reddit strawman

How do you know so much about reddit and redditors if you aren't one yourself?

Remember there is no such thing as a reformed redditor

GTFO

[Anonymous No.10720778]

>>10720745
I'm about to, my girlfriend is getting me some as we speak.
Do you not like burgers anon?

[Anonymous No.10720787]

>>10719897
YOU STOLE THE CORN

[Anonymous No.10720813]

>>10719948
That's actually really good. Sounds gross but it's really tasty

[Anonymous No.10720815]

[Anonymous No.10720820]

>>10719969
>>10719939
shit I've never known anyone besides my dad who does that. GOAT comfort good

[Anonymous No.10720826]

>>10720363
is that ululululululululia

[Anonymous No.10720917]

>>10720769
don't tell me you're going to salt cure a turkey before deep frying it.

[Anonymous No.10720940]

>>10720917
I hope he does

[Anonymous No.10720948]

>>10718628
I can't tell if you're joking buy holy shit idk why it's so funny

[Anonymous No.10720983]

>>10719812
I don't know what that is, but it probably tastes fine. Thanks sweety.

[Anonymous No.10720985]

>>10717487
I'm actually curios to see what the finished product looks like.

[Anonymous No.10720988]

>>10719823
She's British.

[Anonymous No.10720992]

>Valve is a billion dollar earning private corporation
>Literally does not have to bend over to accommodate pissed off journalists
>Will still rake in billions
>Has grown so large that they will never lose their monopoly, has become the PC gaming titan
I mean Valve really doesn't need to care, they're going to rake in billions still.

[Anonymous No.10721006]

>>10720992
Stupid /v/irgin.

[Anonymous No.10721036]

>>10721006
Fuck my bad, wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.10721038]

[Anonymous No.10721055]

[Anonymous No.10721056]

>>10721038
wow.
I got nothing.

[Anonymous No.10721089]

>>10720537
it's from Indonesia actually

[Anonymous No.10721092]

>>10721038
The food looked alright.

[Anonymous No.10721144]

>>10719305

>Spreads like butter
>Melts like butter
>Tastes like SHIT

Vegans are unironically worse than normies. If you're vegan and reading this, we all hate you. Everyone does. Get out.

[Anonymous No.10721148]

>>10721038
cringe

[Anonymous No.10721152]

>>10719755
https://youtu.be/nHbajQ8U8Fw
Auntie Fee?

>hey, I haven't seen any of her videos and years. What happened to her? I bet her 15 minutes of fame are up haha fucking dumb bitch
>look it up
>she died
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10721177]

>>10719172
>literally
You have to go back
>>>/facebook/

[Anonymous No.10721182]

>>10719172
>literally asking
No, John, you are the kiddies

[Anonymous No.10721213]

>>10720558
>niggers

[Anonymous No.10721249]

>>10719193
what is that a plate of dog shit? I can't even tell what kind of meat that's supposed to be

[Anonymous No.10721253]

[Anonymous No.10721271]

>>10720826
You already know it is.
https://youtu.be/H2A1qYpp4HA

[Anonymous No.10721284]

>>10719193
You can't use olive oil with an immersion blender while making mayo. It makes it extremely bitter.

[Anonymous No.10721285]

>>10720605
>>10720605
I never understood the fake meat thing, isn't the idea to not eat meat?

Actually I get it now, they're just faggots.

[Anonymous No.10721289]

>>10721253
Who comes up with these abominations?

[Anonymous No.10721291]

>>10719182
How often do they clean these giant contraptions and how much of a bitch is it?

[Anonymous No.10721293]

>>10721284
Is it bitter specifically when making mayo? I've used an immersion blender with olive oil and garlic plenty of times and it never came out bitter.

[Anonymous No.10721296]

>>10721289
TASTY! Seriously, that induction plate they are using is a custom Tasty! brand product with an app to help you make Tasty! recipes.

[Anonymous No.10721297]

>>10719902
looks like some fat turds in the bottom of a port-a-potty

[Anonymous No.10721305]

>>10719257
>
>>10719257
All the chinless wonders with fucked up teeth inbred in Britainstan getting mad at this

[Anonymous No.10721318]

>>10719619
>>10719619
watched until the nigger showed up

[Anonymous No.10721322]

>>10721284
>You can't use olive oil with an immersion blender while making mayo. It makes it extremely bitter.
Oh god I did this many years ago. I can still taste that first spoonful of olive oil "mayonnaise". One of my greatest cooking fails ever. Btw I used a hand whisk and it made no difference at all.

[Anonymous No.10721325]

>>10719836
Wow what a beautiful culture, we need to shoehorn them into ours immediately

[Anonymous No.10721328]

>>10719257
>>10719308
>>10720149
I never got the appeal of mushy peas. They mush the second you eat them. Pre-mushing them is unnecessary and makes it look like baby food. Totally ruins the appeal of peas. Do they add anything other than butter and salt? Because I already use a little butter and salt when I cook peas as a side.

[Anonymous No.10721343]

>>10719305
What... what if it actually tastes like butter?

[Anonymous No.10721350]

>>10719776
NO

[Anonymous No.10721354]

>>10721343
I can't believe it's not butter.

[Anonymous No.10721358]

>>10719812
There used to be one of these that literally looked like a piece of shit. The first time I saw it I nearly pissed myself laughing. I'm going to try to find it.

[Anonymous No.10721360]

>>10719962
This made me feel a little bit uncomfortable.
I suppose cooking a chicken egg is equally weird, but oh well.

[Anonymous No.10721369]

>>10720700
American is a proper noun.

[Anonymous No.10721376]

[Anonymous No.10721387]

[Anonymous No.10721394]

>>10721387
Stuffed fish? Looks good to me

[Anonymous No.10721401]

>>10721358
I can't find it. Maybe another anon has it. It looked like shit on a bun.

[Anonymous No.10721543]

>>10721376
There's no need for this

[Anonymous No.10721555]

>>10719836
Fucking hell. That poor lil bastard.

[Anonymous No.10721562]

>>10719152
what did he do wrong?

[Anonymous No.10721567]

>>10719959
>meme sauce thats already $10 a bottle and has supply shortages due to too much demand and is already in grocery stores needs to be shilled on a basket weaving forum

muh corporate overlords !!!!

[Anonymous No.10721575]

>>10719305
lost me at
>decant

[Anonymous No.10721576]

>>10719776
that actually looks like it would be good, fried grubs? wonder how that would work

[Anonymous No.10721588]

>>10719182
this is food kino

[Anonymous No.10721589]

>>10720778
of course he doesn't, they're considered haram where he comes from.

[Anonymous No.10721611]

>>10721285
Most vegans become vegan because of ethical concerns, not because they don't like the taste of meat. Hence the interest in making fake meat

[Anonymous No.10721612]

>>10721575
Decantering from such a height...!

[Anonymous No.10721631]

>>10721038
Is this how numales cook?
What does the buckethead represent, symbolically?

[Anonymous No.10721648]

>>10721038
Did he drop salt down his sleeve?

[Anonymous No.10721654]

>>10721055
IS THIS MONTREAL
WHERE IS THIS

[Anonymous No.10721661]

>>10721055

[Anonymous No.10721674]

[Anonymous No.10721677]

>>10721674
This is intentional gore, not really what the thread is meant for

[Anonymous No.10721681]

>>10721253
Ah, nice looking 'go 'za

[Anonymous No.10721686]

>>10719152
LEE CAN'T HAVE CHEESE

[Anonymous No.10721689]

Did 4chan just change the way webms are displayed?

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.10721690]

>>10719257
Nothing wrong with this at all you bugman loser

[Anonymous No.10721692]

>>10719812
what's up with the corn? Like did she purposely try to spread it out that much? You can see the ketchup juice too. If she didn't plate this like a drunk lunchlady it might be alright, but this just makes me feel uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.10721695]

>>10721692
#wifeymaterial

[Anonymous No.10721707]

>>10719928
Has this, was legit good. fuck off

[Anonymous No.10721710]

>>10721707
Huh?

[Anonymous No.10721711]

>>10721707
>>10719928

Are your british beans similar to our American baked beans? Ours are kind of a molasses/brown sugar flavor with bacon. IF they're anything like our baked beans this would be gross.

[Anonymous No.10721716]

>>10721711
british beans are tomato flavour

[The chad ENTP No.10721719]

>>10719468
Vegans don't know what jack shit tastes like. They're like this to allow for their retarded diet.

[Anonymous No.10721720]

>>10721711
No, they're in a savoury tomato sauce

[Anonymous No.10721724]

>>10721716
>>10721720
Gonna sound like a total burger here, but it's not like ketchup-tier is it? Like more of a Ragu type? I've seen it in the british isle at the store but they're like 3 dollars so I never bought them.

[Anonymous No.10721728]

>>10721724
No, it's thinner than that and not mostly sugar

[The chad ENTP No.10721737]

>>10719854
Creeeeeamed corn

[Anonymous No.10721738]

>>10721728
Nice. English breakfast is always so good. Not a fan of the the grilled tomatoes but it's just so good.

Here's a classic diner breakfast from New Engand I grew up eating.

[The chad ENTP No.10721745]

>>10721038
This is super fucking gay holy shit.

[Anonymous No.10721751]

>>10721562
Don't know what the wrap is but it's a good idea to warm it up to make it more pliable. A microwave or skillet will get the job done. Otherwise you might get the breaking that we see in the clip.

[Anonymous No.10721753]

>>10721745
you know nothing of hell

[Anonymous No.10721764]

>>10721753
>Not cooking sausage and bacon first and then cooking eggs/beans/mushrooms in the same pan to soak up all the tasty fat.

He literally made such a stupid process out of this. It doesn't help that he purposely tries to include all his kitschy consumerist junk in the shots to fulfill his total lack of a personality.

[The chad ENTP No.10721772]

>>10721753
Why the fuck does it randomly cut to shots of his ugly mug while he does something stupid?
I mean, that's actually a pretty okay looking way to prepare a large breakfast and having the food all come to the plate warm.

But christ dude, I'm not watching this to see some of your "comedy"

[Anonymous No.10721781]

>>10721753
Isn't that ashens mate? Barry something?

[Anonymous No.10721785]

>>10721753
>Gas mark 5
Learn the Imperial system you fucking powdered-wig Nancy's. You invented it supposedly.

[Anonymous No.10721789]

>>10721764
Cook eggs, then mushrooms, then sausage and bacon.
>Feeling the need to eat all that saturated fat instead of just dumping it out.
>Eating this fucking garbage meal to begin with.

Ever hear of vegetables?

[Anonymous No.10721792]

>>10721789
Beans are vegetables

[Anonymous No.10721800]

>>10721772
Better?

[Anonymous No.10721816]

[Anonymous No.10721817]

>>10719619
Ava Dalush
Pulled my wiener to her for a while before I found out she did blacked stuff

[Anonymous No.10721820]

[Anonymous No.10721874]

>>10721038
I'll never get that one and half minute back.
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.10721875]

>>10719897
david lunch lol

[Anonymous No.10721879]

>>10721674
I know it as a joke but fuck this shit of wasting food

[Anonymous No.10721881]

>>10721753
>>10721753
It looks good at first glance and the more you look at it you'll notice how wrong it is

[Anonymous No.10721918]

>>10721817

>imagine being this insecure
>imagine being so upset that your /pol/itical views are the only thing you have to fill the void of your worthless life, to the extent that you are unable to simply watch her porn without niggers in it; you have to, just have to, avoid some pornthot because she fucked a nigger for money, as she fucks and fucked everyone else for money

I literally feel sorry for you and your sad litte existence, not even in an angry way.

[Anonymous No.10721938]

>>10719836
>what the fuck why did our kid turn out to be a school shooter

[Anonymous No.10721944]

>>10721089
the mexico of asia

[Anonymous No.10721945]

>>10721291
Every night, they run those machines for 12 hours and then a cleaning crew comes in and clean everything and then they turn it on again the next day.

[Anonymous No.10721950]

>>10721654
It was in every Couche-Tard when their marketing for their slurpee was to be as disgusting as possible. Now it's just colors

[Anonymous No.10721980]

>>10720759

[Anonymous No.10722003]

>>10719902
>twitter normalfags appropriated the /ck/ Nyquil chicken cookalong

>>10721152
>Lahey's actor is dead

[Anonymous No.10722005]

>>10721875
based lunch poster

[Anonymous No.10722018]

>>10719598

[Anonymous No.10722109]

>>10719340
>never had cookies n' cream spaghetti

[Anonymous No.10722115]

>>10721753
Or cook it all in a single pan in less than 10 minutes...

[Anonymous No.10722126]

>>10719698
>YAAASSS

[Anonymous No.10722148]

>>10719776
Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.

[Anonymous No.10722235]

>>10719174
No mother fucking way this is even slightly healthier than just regular damn mayo.
Why are nu-moms so insufferable?

[Anonymous No.10722372]

>>10720558
lol

black people aren't americans.....

[Anonymous No.10722454]

>>10719172
>Literally asking

what the fuck does this even mean

[Anonymous No.10722468]

>>10721789
If I wanted vegetables I wouldn't choose to have a full English. Stop trying to be Le ebin troll

[Anonymous No.10722703]

>>10721820
Is this from resident evil 7?

[Anonymous No.10722720]

>>10721753
the queen spooped me alf way through

[Anonymous No.10722746]

>>10719836
Non-white culture is beautiful

[Anonymous No.10722823]

>>10719836

My heart goes out to that kid. That's so sad.

[Anonymous No.10722913]

>>10717487
where's the rest? how do it come out of the oven? did she actually eat it?

[Anonymous No.10722965]

>>10721785
Gas mark is effectively just a short scale for Fahrenheit. Gas 1 is 275 F, each mark is +25 F, so Gas 4 is 350 F, and Gas 8 is 450 F.

[Anonymous No.10722972]

>>10719836
I Never seen such a BTFO kid before

[Anonymous No.10723031]

>>10719619
>she's 4'9" or 1.44 meters
dude is a literal manlet, I feel kinda bad for him

[Anonymous No.10723118]

>>10721816
testicles and cashews? how nutty

[Anonymous No.10723294]

>>10721631
>What does the buckethead represent, symbolically?
The dude with the bucket on his head is a musician, I forget his name.

[Anonymous No.10723356]

>>10723031
dicks look bigger on manlets because we're mostly judging by proportion. correspondingly that's why porn favors womanlets as well.

[Anonymous No.10723370]

>>10721879
I don't think you know howtobasic

[Anonymous No.10723378]

>>10722235
That's not the point you absolute brainlet.

[Anonymous No.10723399]

>>10719836
>>10719913
>>10719845
you guys are dumb, this is a flip tradition of pranking people on their birthday

[Anonymous No.10723404]

>>10719621
It's a porn parody you retard.

[Anonymous No.10723405]

>>10723399
>it's just a prank bro
I hope he grows up and destroys the lives of everyone close to him

[Anonymous No.10723465]

>>10723399
this is one of those traditions that only perpetuates because people can't let following generations suffer less misery than was inflicted upon them, regardless of there being any actual reason to it.

[Anonymous No.10723466]

>>10721753
There's got to be a better way!

[Anonymous No.10723474]

>>10723399
Pranks are only funny when everyone can understand it's a prank. This kid just wanted some bomb ass cake and now all he knows is it's ruined. You can see at the halfway mark where he just retreats inside himself and stops trying and is just waiting for it to end.
Just because it's a "tradition" doesn't mean you aren't an asshole.

[Anonymous No.10723484]

>>10721567
t. 'vark shill

[Anonymous No.10723679]

>>10723399
Well, now we know why they've never done anything worthwhile in history and have such an inferiority complex.

[Anonymous No.10723824]

>>10721686
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.10723997]

>>10719431
who cares, he's got a hot date with a couple hundred nuggets.

[Anonymous No.10724136]

>>10721387
This looks pretty good, not gore at all!

[Anonymous No.10724188]

>>10719836
This is worse than gore.

[Anonymous No.10724239]

>>10719962
Emu eggs are legit amazing
>>10723466
I need this for my fucking life

[Anonymous No.10724272]

>>10721328
Sometimes mint is added.

[Anonymous No.10724666]

>>10721753
>people don't like my man Barry

[Anonymous No.10724829]

>>10721253
That looks... awesome.

[Anonymous No.10724869]

>>10721753
This looks really fucking good. Saved.

[Anonymous No.10724892]

>>10719305
>vegan
>still fat

[Anonymous No.10724917]

>>10721284
>buying shit oil
Get off my board poorfags

[Anonymous No.10724940]

>>10720250
Visit /his/ sometime. Half of the posts are neakbeads thinking they knew better than the best military minds at the time.

[Anonymous No.10724951]

>>10723399
I hope he "pranks" them with a few rounds to the chest when he grows up.

[Anonymous No.10724959]

literally (food) gore

[Anonymous No.10725003]

>>10721289
Really fat women or really high bad cooks

[Anonymous No.10725133]

>>10724959
chinese are soulless insects.

[Anonymous No.10725166]

>>10725133
>chinese

[Anonymous No.10725168]

>>10725133
dunno what you mean anon

[Anonymous No.10725224]

>>10725133
That's japan

[Anonymous No.10725255]

>>10723484
sorry actually im a Tabasco shill

[Anonymous No.10725297]

>>10717487
>>10717963
>>10717971
so this... is the power... of the aryan race...

[Anonymous No.10725302]

>>10721253
>onion
Fucking stopped it

[Anonymous No.10725340]

>>10721820
This is very unappetising.

[Anonymous No.10725394]

>>10721387
For reference this says its pizza

[Anonymous No.10725461]

>>10725302
unironically same

[Anonymous No.10725552]

>>10722235
It's common knowledge that vegans aren't as such for their health.

They just want to validate their existence with the flimsy rationalization that, because they didn't kill a mammal, they're somehow superior and more virtuous.

Rest well knowing that when the wars arrive, their weak, malnourished bug bodies will be the first to lay dead on the heap.

[Anonymous No.10725651]

>>10721816
This is disgusting, but a classic balut with a bit of cane vinegar and salt and pepper is delicious every once in a while

[Anonymous No.10725692]

>>10720758
hol up, so u sayin vegan kil plant 'n shieet?

[Anonymous No.10725759]

>>10725692
yes. vegans are the worst hypocrites on the planet.

t. bretharian

[Anonymous No.10725780]

>>10719305
Couldn't you just use margarine?

[Anonymous No.10725789]

>>10725780
>couldn't you just use hydrogenated vegetable oils?
>you know, the ones that are the absolute worst thing "food substance" you can eat in the world?

[Anonymous No.10725792]

>>10724959
>fresh frog
>gore
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.10725800]

>>10725780
NO!!

Most margarines are made from soybean oil or a blend of oils, but actually contain trace amounts of dairy products such as whey or lactose too.

[Anonymous No.10725817]

>>10719182
So this is what my roommate's engineering degree is going to be used for

[Anonymous No.10725836]

>>10719363
They call it veganaise and the store bought veganaise is unironically better than real mayo

[Anonymous No.10725857]

>>10724959
Can someone explain this? It's not still alive, right?

[Anonymous No.10726008]

>>10719962

Would love to see the surly king make a sandwich with that one

[Anonymous No.10726043]

>>10720584
>>10719813
And it is not like american television with highly intellectual formats like Honey Boo Boo or Duck Dynasty, Storage Wars and all the other reality tv is lacking in staged drama itself. More often than not german TV is just copying/slightly altering what has proven to be popular in the states.

[Anonymous No.10726366]

>>10725168
Are those chicks dead when he finds them?

[Anonymous No.10726404]

>>10719152
>Tortilla cracking from dryness

[Anonymous No.10726408]

>>10719962
How is this food gore? I was terrified there'd be a developing emu in there about to fall into the pan.

[Anonymous No.10726467]

>>10719257
A little plainly presented but probably delicious. Would eat. Maybe wrap your head around the idea that not everyone in the world can have filet mignon or champagne every night.

[Anonymous No.10726517]

>>10725857
probably the lemon juice but i guess it could just be fighting spirit, as amphibians are known for

[Anonymous No.10726542]

>>10719776
Only a fucking sociopath would make this

[Anonymous No.10726579]

>>10719836
Great now I’m laughing like a fucking crackhead on my train home

[Anonymous No.10726627]

>>10726542
french people are kinda like european cantonese in this sense

[Anonymous No.10726653]

>>10719174
the vegetable oil alone is around 2000kcals holy shit

[Anonymous No.10726670]

>>10719257
if the mashed potatoes are homemade, that is fucking delicious
those sausages look like decently meaty ones, not those oscar meyer wiener types; so probably pretty tasty
never like peas, though; i'd probably have broccoli

[Anonymous No.10726672]

>>10721038
I get trying to make it fun to watch but this is some high school drama class shit

[Anonymous No.10726698]

>>10725552

[Anonymous No.10726764]

>>10726698
it's kind of amazing that if you eat awful food long enough it's possible to get to a point where you can be so fucking hyped about eating a pile of tasteless plants

imagine what it'd be like to go from that state to eating a fucking steak

[Anonymous No.10726893]

>>10719902
I’m gonna be sick

[Anonymous No.10727008]

>>10726698
>>10726764
its a joke you absolute fucking morons. Do you really think that theres someone that considers plain shredded cucumber a "vegan pizza"?

[Anonymous No.10727413]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR-a71f0464

[Anonymous No.10727466]

>>10727008
yes

[Anonymous No.10727495]

>>10719905
This is actually unintentionally justified. Bay leaves can slice the fuck out of your intestines if eaten in large pieces.

[Anonymous No.10727812]

>>10726366
no. Chinese see animals as objects and treat them thus. eating those baby birds was just like picking a berry from a bush and eating it for her.

[Anonymous No.10727843]

>>10723399
I'm married into a flip family and I've literally never seen this.