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Trips decides what I do with this unopened bottle of whiskey from 1969

>> No.10716768
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10716768

>>10716764
OMFG

>> No.10716778

>>10716764
Head of bottle in Butt. Then take out and drink directly from the bottle

>> No.10716779

drain pour

>> No.10716784

>>10716764
I have a bunch of those from my parents wedding. I drank a few and they were fine. Not particularly good bourbon anyway. I've looked into it and they have no value. I still have some that are still in their impotence boxes. Still would rather buy my own shit than drink them.

>> No.10716787

Give it to a homeless person and film it

>> No.10716788

DUMP IN TOILET NOW

>> No.10716790

>>10716764
Chug it

>> No.10716798

>>10716764
pour it down the toilet

>> No.10716801

Post pics of you pouring every drop down the sink.

>> No.10716802

>>10716778
so close anon

>> No.10716805

>>10716764
Has it been temp controlled or if not shaken, if not enjoy shit because I can't see why the fucking break seal is ripped and the other is lazily tacked on over it

>> No.10716809
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10716809

for all y'all who think I'm lying

>> No.10716817

>>10716809
>drinking C*n*di*n whiskey
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.10716827

>>10716764
dump into toilet

>> No.10716833

>>10716764
Use it to sterilize your hands before performing surgery to remove those giant ass fingernails you lady-boy.

>> No.10716834

Wait isn't aged whiskey distilled differently than the rest?

>> No.10716841

Chug entire bottle in one go

>> No.10716843

>>10716833
no way dude

>> No.10716863

Ship it to me

>> No.10716864

>>10716764
Nice fingers. femanon

>> No.10716870

Turn it into a Molotov cocktail

>> No.10716873

Once liquor is bottled it doesn't matter really how long you "age" it. It isn't like wine. The aging for whiskey happens in the barrel, sorry.

It's not like your Seagrams is gonna transform into Pappy Van Winkle because it's as old as a Baby Boomer.

>> No.10716874

>>10716764
chug it all

>> No.10716877

>>10716764
>trips

no one's getting trips you fucking idiot. ask for dubs

>> No.10716880

>>10716764
break it over your head and drink the remnants

>> No.10716881

>>10716877
>>10716877
3rd dubs in the thread

>> No.10716883

>>10716877
might as well be quads with your shitty attitude

>> No.10716884

>>10716764
chug it

>> No.10716885
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>>10716764
That red under your nails is a sign of the 'beetus you should have a qualified medical doctor check that out as soon as possible.

>> No.10716886

>>10716764
chug

>> No.10716887

>>10716764
dump in toilet

>> No.10716889

mix with piss and drink it

>> No.10716891

>>10716778
rerawl

>> No.10716892

>>10716764
c h u g

>> No.10716895

>>10716887
>>10716889
OP here: Ya blew it

>> No.10716897

>>10716764
dump down drain

>> No.10716903

>>10716895
see you in 100 posts

>> No.10716913

post a webm of you pouring it all out on the floor and then smashing the bottle

>> No.10716916

Chug bottle then smash it over your head

>> No.10716922

drink it

>> No.10716949

Continue to have it unopened

>> No.10716961

butt chug

>> No.10716963

>>10716764
Take 12 Tylenol/Advil/Vicoden/Oxycodone then chug it.

>> No.10716967

Whiskey enema

>> No.10716974

mix it with coke and drink it like a faggot

>> No.10716977

Butt chug

>> No.10716978

put it away

>> No.10716979

>>10716827
Rerolling

>> No.10716980

>>10716827
Roll

>> No.10716987

>>10716827
reroll
000 get

>> No.10716988

Smash it on the ground

>> No.10716991

Throw it in the fucking garbage.

>> No.10716994

drink it with small sips until you are drunk. put away until you want to get drunk again.

>> No.10716995
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10716995

Pour 5 shots and drink em all, then post nudes.

>> No.10716996

>>10716988
Reroll

>> No.10716997

>>10716827
pour it down the shitter

>> No.10716998

put it away put put it away now

>> No.10716999

drop it on the floor

>> No.10717000

>>10716764
chug it show willy and drunkblog itt

>> No.10717001

trips get
pour some out for my homies

>> No.10717003

do nothing

>> No.10717004

drink it all within the next 2 hours.

>> No.10717005

Give to highschool kids while wearing Reagan m

>> No.10717006

Toilet get

>> No.10717007

>>10717000
FUCK

>> No.10717009

>>10716999
WINRAR

>> No.10717008

>>10716999
:O

>> No.10717012

>>10717000
SO IT WAS WRITTEN. SO LET IT BEDONE.
DRUNKWILLYTIME.

>> No.10717013

>>10716999
TRIPS MOTHERFUCKET

>> No.10717014

>>10717000
Winner winner pidgeon dinner.

>> No.10717018

>>10716999
>>10717000
>exactly one second apart

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>>10716999
looks like we have a different get lads

>> No.10717020

>>10717012
Wrong. Drop it on the floor won first.

>> No.10717023

>>10717012
>>10717014

Wrong. >>10716999 beat him.

>> No.10717025

>>10716999
>>10717000

Sheeeiittt

>> No.10717028

>>10716999
He said drop it not break it.
>>10717000
Winner. Divided by zero.

>> No.10717030

>>10717020
But that's fucking stupid.
Fuck that.
I wanna see his drunk willy

>> No.10717032

>>10717030
Maybe OP can do both

>> No.10717033

>>10717030
Maybe he will drop it AND show willy? Thats a fair but gay compromise.

>> No.10717035

>>10716809
>bottle of old shitty whiskey that tastes like paint thinner
nobody thinks you're lying retard

>> No.10717036

Every single trips in this thread should be valid.

>> No.10717037

Okay, so drop it and then chug it, and then show your willy, and then drunblog.

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>>10717032
Simultaneous trips have decided. It's both.

Drink the bottle then drop it, post willy and blog the whole thing.

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>>10716999
LMAO THIS FILTHY FUCKERS BEEN DROPPED ON MY GODDAMN FLOOR!!

>> No.10717045

>>10717042
i'm not sure i believe you actually dropped it. make a vid

>> No.10717046

>>10717042
our baby is safe

>> No.10717048

>>10717039
Great idea please do this OP. I've already pulled down my panties

>> No.10717050

>>10717042

Fuck you

>> No.10717052

>>10717042
You just set it on the ground, didn't you? Post webm

>> No.10717055

>>10717042
now post willy, silly

>> No.10717056

>>10717042
now to chug it

>> No.10717066

Cum in it, then drink a shot

>> No.10717069

g-guys i think OP is a girl

>> No.10717071

OP HERE: next trips decides how high i drop it from

>> No.10717075

>>10717071

At least 20 ft onto concrete

>> No.10717076

>>10717071
Open a 2nd story window and drop it from there. Make vid. Then drink it, show willy, and drunkblog.

>> No.10717079

>>10717071
I don't think ur OP, post benis for broof

>> No.10717105

>>10717071
Two feet high is all I ask for
Two feet above concrete that is

>> No.10717119

>>10717071
kys desu

>> No.10717136

>>10716873

Yeah, this.
You don't have a 49-year-old whisky, you have a 49-year-old 6-year-old whisky.

It's only expensive because it's collectable, not because it's aged that long. It's probably not very different to any other 6YO Rye you'd find anywhere else.

>> No.10717146

>>10717136
WHO FUCKING CARES, JUST TELL OP TO SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS

>> No.10717152

toss up about 20ft and drop over sidewalk/road

>> No.10717157

Get threads aren't allowed. Fuck off

>> No.10717159

>>10717157
Based

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>>10717157
You fuck off, anti-fun faggot nigger.

>> No.10717173

>>10717157
>>10717159
Not based

>> No.10717177
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10717177

septs decides what I do with these unopened bottles of whiskey from 1948

>> No.10717181

>>10717172
Racist posts aren't allowed here either sweetie

>> No.10717183

>>10716764
>>10717177
send them to me

>> No.10717185

>>10717177
Shove the entire tip up your anus

>> No.10717186

Rolling for enema

>> No.10717190

>>10717177
Out fucking skilled

>> No.10717201

>>10716764
oh yours is seagrams as well

>> No.10717206

>>10717177
Send both to me. I don't even drink.

>> No.10717207

If my math is correct, we're going to be here for awhile before anyone gets septs

>> No.10717213

>>10717177
Put both off them down a dog's ass

>> No.10717215

>>10717213
you've got some gross fetishes lad

>> No.10717220

>>10717177
Through them into a wall

>> No.10717219

>>10717213
I don't have lube, anon

>> No.10717224

>>10717071
Drop it from 10 feet high

>> No.10717228
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10717228

>>10717177
>septs

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>>10717228
ye

>> No.10717232

>>10717213
It's not a fetish, I just want OP to be attacked by a dog

>> No.10717234

>>10717228
we cant even get trips :(

>> No.10717241

>>10717224
FUCK

>> No.10717252

>>10717228
If 1 '69 is trips then 2 '48s is septs

>> No.10717256

>>10717228
>>10717231
>>10717234
Alright boys, lets get crackin' then, shall we?

>> No.10717259

>>10717252
septs is drastically more difficult than trips. it's not a proportional jump.

someone just record yourself chugging a bottle and post nudes fugg

>> No.10717261

>>10717177

Insert into anus as deep as you can

>> No.10717266

>>10717071
break the glass and eat the glass

>> No.10717267

>>10717259
All that we have to do is post on this thread around 2,500 times, or just wait for a couple hours and then start rolling

>> No.10717272

19.45 feet

Also make it a webm

>> No.10717306

>>10717261
This

>> No.10717432

>>10717261
you just want to see my butt

>> No.10717437

Wemb of you throwing it high up in the air. As high as you can.

>> No.10717451

>>10716764

post belly button and go to bed

>> No.10717482

from 1 ft high and into my mouth

>> No.10717491

Drop from your roof if accessible. If not the highest window. Record webm.

>> No.10717497

>>10716764
Personally I find Canadian whiskey to be absolutely grotesquely sweet and disgusting.
That being said, maybe this version from before I was born is different.
I recommend doing nothing with it and maybe you can sell it as a collector's item one day after the U.S. annexes Canada and it is worth a ton of money.

>> No.10717502

give 2 me

>> No.10717505

>>10717502
triple double

>> No.10717543

Please drop it from at least 25 feet.

>> No.10717568

>>10716778
Roll

>> No.10717574

Mix with off brand cola and get drunk
Check em

>> No.10717602 [DELETED] 

So the mods delete a thread for calling out vegans and their violence but leave this blatant violation of the rules up?

Hmm....

>> No.10717613

>>10716764
Bash a liquor store attendant in the head with it, steal his gun, hijack a schoolbus full of kids, get shot by a loose cannon cop after a 1 liner, then fall face down into a resevoir.

>> No.10717619

>>10717602
This board isn't based on nurturing outrage culture.

>> No.10717620

>alkies have their one comfort in life taken from them
>this bullshit stays up

>> No.10717625

>>10717620
Welcome Reddit!

>> No.10717651

>>10716873
this

>> No.10718499

>>10716764
The bottle still looks the same today.

>> No.10718529

Fuck this get shit. Video of you hitting off it at an AA meeting. Epicforthewin of you get a 6/10 or better to jump off the wagon and you fuck her. Sex video required.

>> No.10718540

>>10716977
The only acceptable suggestion.

>> No.10718579

>>10716764
Whiskey enema.

>> No.10718592

Smash it in front of a police station