/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10715461]

I wanna get fucked up on alcohol what's the best alcohol to get fucked up on for a cheap price

[Anonymous No.10715593]

>>10715461
Svedka was my go-to. Boxed wine is cheaper in some parts of the world and tastes better, but don't fucking do it. Hangover is so bad you may resort to morning drinking.

[Anonymous No.10715606]

>>10715461
>>10715593
McCormick's is 13 bucks for a 1.75 liter at my local store, and you can pretty much do whatever you want with vodka whether mix it straight, vodka tonic, dump it into an energy drink, or whatever so Jrs my goto

[Anonymous No.10715628]

>>10715461
Get a jug of Tito's with like 3 bottles of Polar Seltzer.

[Anonymous No.10715637]

>>10715461
95% Grain alcohol

you should dilute it first.

[Anonymous No.10715736]

>>10715637
This

[Anonymous No.10715740]

>>10715461
<$10 handles of vodka, mixed so you don't taste it.

[Anonymous No.10715744]

>>10715593
Hell yeah Svedka, my go-to. Everything except vodka gives me heart palpitations if I drink too much.

[Anonymous No.10715805]

>>10715461
Everclear

[Anonymous No.10715817]

Don't. Alcohol is a horrible cunt that looks like your best friend. There are better ways to deal with problems, if that is why you are getting fucked up. If it's a once in a blue moon party, go for it.

t. fledgling alcoholic with a family history

[Anonymous No.10715819]

>>10715461
go to a ghetto liquor store and get yourself a $10 handle of gin or vodka

[Anonymous No.10715824]

>>10715461
Wine.

[Anonymous No.10715833]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

[Anonymous No.10715840]

>>10715805
3 shots of everclear and you will feel good. No more no less. 33 year old boomer as advice

[Anonymous No.10715872]

>>10715461
buy 2 40s of malt liquor for >$5 and have a good ass night

[Anonymous No.10715881]

>>10715461
If you're just looking for the highest ethanol to cost ratio then cheap vodka is the way to go. It certainly won't be as good as the pricier stuff, but when I was drinking every day I could get a gallon of Barton's for about $10 as it was the second most cost effective (Taka was $1 or $2 cheaper but so awful I was willing to pay the difference).

If you go this route mix it with either orange juice or tonic/seltzer water if you can handle it. Soda is definitely the easiest for it to go down with but you'll be drinking so much sugar and caffeine you're almost certain to get sick.

[Anonymous No.10715925]

Kamchatka Vodka. It's $19 for a 1.7L bottle here or $9 for a 750ml bottle. 90 proof. I drank that shit for 2 years, tried to quit and had sever withdrawals. Had to spend several days inside of a detox center just to be kept alive and required a lot of benzos at home for two weeks to function after that.

Or just get $1 steel reserves. They're cheap as fuck and come in 24oz cans.

[Anonymous No.10715970]

>>10715461
Bum wine. It exists to provide the destitute with the maximum wallop.

[Anonymous No.10715976]

evan williams bourbon, it's good enough to drink straight and super cheap. (assuming you're in the states)

[Anonymous No.10716290]

>>10715872
>6 percent
If you don't drink high grav olde english you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.10716331]

>>10716290
>drinking 8% garbage instead of glorious Earthquake
Whatever you say, manlover

[Anonymous No.10716349]

[Anonymous No.10716354]

Well it is not going to be Bailey;s like that stupid fucking bitch

[Anonymous No.10716366]

>>10716349
I used to drink 4 to 6 of those a day. Had a seizure when I finally quit.

[Anonymous No.10716385]

>>10715628
Shut the fuck up Burnt Chrystler

Tito's is like 32$ for a 1.75

[Anonymous No.10716403]

>>10716366
and you’re sure it was the right choice?

[Anonymous No.10716404]

>>10715840
>boomer
You misspelled "alcoholic"

[Anonymous No.10716406]

>>10716403
What, quitting? Not really.

[Anonymous No.10716557]

>>10716406
jej

[Anonymous No.10716601]

>>10715461
I hear bottomshelf rum is much better than bottomshelf vodka at a moderate increase in price, so I'd say go for that

This advice, in specific, was for alcoholics to avoid vomiting when getting loaded though. Grain of salt

[Anonymous No.10716695]

>>10716331
>not drinking straight poison

[Anonymous No.10716697]

>>10715461
You have to be 18+ to post here, little guy

[Anonymous No.10716700]

>>10715461
EVERCLEAR AND KOOL AID

[Anonymous No.10716708]

>>10716601
That's backwards, though.

[Anonymous No.10716734]

>>10716708
No, I mean shit other than the spiced rum you made coke alcopop with to puke on your dormroom floor in college

[Anonymous No.10716739]

Try scotch

[Anonymous No.10716744]

>>10715461

>drinking straight baileys

oh god no

[Anonymous No.10716753]

>>10716744

[Anonymous No.10716760]

>drinking straight irish cream
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10716774]

>>10716753

Why can't women into alcohol; except when they pretend to be wine connoisseurs?

[Anonymous No.10716780]

>>10716753
Rei really let herself go

[Anonymous No.10716845]

>>10716753
>Cinnamon anything.
Gross.
>I'd tongue-punch her fartbox harder than Vegeta.

[Anonymous No.10716849]

>>10716774
dunno

Childish palate? Reduced ability to withstand/metabolize alcohol?

[Anonymous No.10717017]

>>10715872
>>10716290
6 or 8 percent shit will just get you full faster without the buzz. Get some everclear like what other posters said and dilute as much as necessary so you don't develop 5 different cancers as pure alcohol passes through each digestive organ

[Anonymous No.10717044]

[Anonymous No.10717047]

>>10715461
Kirkland Vodka is $20 for 1.75 Liters. Mix it with club soda or soda. I do diet soda to reduce the calories.

[Anonymous No.10717291]

>>10715461
Mad dog 20/20

[Anonymous No.10717297]

>>10715461
Worked at a liquor store. Your mileage may vary, but we did the math. The cheapest buzz in the store per volume were
Kentucky Deluxe
Cheap vodkas of various producers
Fortified concord grape wine (18% abv)

Don't waste your time with grape wines if they aren't stronger than regular wine (15+%). For me, though? It's always been pic related.

[Anonymous No.10717787]

>>10715461
You want the real answer?

Do your own alcohol to avoid paying the tax. That's the cheapest way other than drinking denatured medkit alcohol, which can kill you.

[Anonymous No.10718485]

Depends. Is the pic representative of you? Then E&J Cask and Cream.
If not then a 7 dollar handle of Vodka.

[Anonymous No.10718493]

>>10716744
Actually there are so many sweetened shot liquors out there now that Baileys doesn't sound bad at all in comparison.

[Anonymous No.10718535]

Indeed i drink straight baileys sometimes

[Anonymous No.10718804]

>>10717787
>tfw /diy/ hard cider
it doesn't even taste bad

[Anonymous No.10718974]

>>10715819
10 dollars! Look at the lottery winner over here! I live in a sin tax state and a handle of shit vodka is 7 bux. That 3 extra dollars gets you 4 Newport 100s nigga! Do You Even Shop?

[Anonymous No.10718978]

>>10715833
Yes moods. We all have moods both good and bad. Reported for off-topic.

[Anonymous No.10719004]

>>10716744
You ever drank Baileys from a shoe?

[Anonymous No.10719249]

>>10717047
>I do diet soda to reduce the calories.

t. discerning alcoholic

[Anonymous No.10719280]

>>10717047
>club soda

Jesus christ why would anyone mix vodka with plain seltzer and nothing else? Fuck me, might as well just water it down and cut down on the unnecessary carbonation frills

[Anonymous No.10719529]

>all the idiots saying Everclear
That shit is expensive as fuck. Cheap vodka is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.10719577]

>>10719529
i was just about to post exactly this. everclear is much more expensive than vodka.
look for booze which receives tax breaks from your government, like cider in the uk and wine in france.

[Anonymous No.10719767]

Drinking a 4 loko black right now (weirdly it's actually green) and I'm buzzed as hell

[Anonymous No.10719835]

>>10716774
You'd be surprised at how many women enjoy whisky and other aged spirits, enough to work as connoisseurs. The staff at Distiller.com (spirit review site) are almost 50% women.

[Anonymous No.10720014]

>>10716753
hot

[Anonymous No.10720110]

>>10716385
You're never going to run a marathon

[Anonymous No.10720134]

>>10715461
Mad dog.

Buckfast.

Steel Reserve.

[Anonymous No.10721383]

>>10715461
What is your location, OP? Prices can vary. Cider tends to be the cheapest in UK or vodka/beer in Canada. If going for cider, look for stuff that is 5-10% ABV and pale in colour. That's the stuff that is brewed especially for someone in your circumstances.

[Anonymous No.10721398]

>>10715824
>Wine.
Wine.

[Anonymous No.10721446]

Pussies

[Anonymous No.10721492]

In my honour rn due to my fucked up brain. Got a slashed wrist and probably lose my job cos I probably won't be in today. Alcohol probably has something to do with it... probably a lot of my depression and mental instability. Don't fuck about with it famm.

[Anonymous No.10721518]

>>10721492
what'd you do to your wrist senpai

[Anonymous No.10721559]

>>10721518
Slashed fuck out of it after drinking a bit. No reason really, I was happy, but I started to argue with myself and got mad at myself so decided to break a glass and cut myself. Haven't done it since 18 but arguments got too much I guess. Don't hear voices just argue.

[Anonymous No.10721706]

i find seagrams gin to be a good compromise between cost, potency, and taste. it's decently smooth and a handle is $11

[Anonymous No.10721714]

>>10715461
Bottom shelf gin and lime cucumber selzter water.

[Anonymous No.10721722]

>cheapest vodka in Ontario is $26 CAD for a 750ml

[Anonymous No.10721726]

>>10721446
I miss my al/ck/ threads.

[Anonymous No.10721732]

>>10721559
Try and get some help man. I remember when I worked in the ER some chick who was drunk and ripped on coke slit her wrists and then just covered the wounds with a sweatband. She came in the next day with the wounds sort of healed but all deep and she needed to see a specialist/plastic to get them sutured properly.

Alcoholism blows. Sobriety is boring but its better than being crazy all the time. I know how it goes.

[Anonymous No.10722144]

>>10721722
shit, in alberta you can usually at least get one for $20

[Anonymous No.10722219]

>>10715637
And put it in your ass.

[Anonymous No.10722415]

Moonshine.

You can literally make it with a teapot and some copperwire.

[Anonymous No.10722677]

Gin.

[Anonymous No.10722706]

>>10715461
Lambrini

[Anonymous No.10723114]

Y’all are faggots for buying cheap booze instead of making it yourselves

[Anonymous No.10723121]

>>10715461
You got to keep it real with the Steel.

[Anonymous No.10723122]

>>10723114
Typical yield

[Anonymous No.10724938]

>>10723122
You toss the first runs bc methanol content?

[Anonymous No.10725105]

if i feel better when i'm hungover than the day after not drinking is that like mild WDs? akso are these not allowed to be a general anymore

[Anonymous No.10725250]

>>10725105
There's one on /bant/ but it attracts a lot of autism.

[Anonymous No.10726618]

Nice nice

[Anonymous No.10726629]

>>10715461
Everclear/aristocrat/any cheap vodka

[Anonymous No.10726638]

>>10715461
Boxed wine is by far the best bang for your buck as far as booze goes.

[Anonymous No.10727134]

>>10715461
Rubbing alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10727425]

>>10716744
Baileys is only to be enjoyed with cigars

[Anonymous No.10727454]

>>10715461
just crack your skull on the nearest rock and die
degenerate

[Anonymous No.10727924]

>>10715461

Kirkland is great for the money.

You can get i think either or 48 pack or 64 pack of beer from wholesale warehouses like new select club or costco for like 20 bucks.

[Anonymous No.10727964]

I see better steer clear of bang then

[Anonymous No.10727966]

>>10717297
you do the same math for buzz-to-calorie? I'd really appreciate that info.

[Anonymous No.10727990]

>>10715461
see
>>10727454

[Anonymous No.10727994]

>>10719835
stop white knighting faggot

[Anonymous No.10728694]

>>10715461
You talk like a 14 y.o

[Anonymous No.10728700]

>>10715461
Cheapest bottle of california port you can find.

[Anonymous No.10728708]

>>10717297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p71c6Yu1Fg0
The ramones even did a jingle for it

[Anonymous No.10728762]

For me, it's New Amsterdam

[Anonymous No.10728829]

For me it’s benzo bc already drank my quota and it’s only 5PM.

[Anonymous No.10729038]

>>10719004
Nah the instructions were on the bottom

[Anonymous No.10729043]

>>10715461
Everclear, or any malt liquor that's at least 8% abv. Axe Head is my go to brand but I don't know how common it is outside Canada.

[Anonymous No.10729053]

>>10727966
There’s good websites, but your short answer is always going to be distilled spirits.

[Anonymous No.10729075]

>>10729043
Pic related

[Anonymous No.10729285]

>>10724938
No, you toss the first 150 or so ml (of a 5 gallon wash). The first runs might taste a bit worse but they're perfectly safe to drink.

[Anonymous No.10729332]

>>10728708
Is that really The Ramones? It sounds kinda off.

[Anonymous No.10729338]

>>10717297
Ditched olde english as my go-to as soon as I discovered that cold, steely embrace

[Anonymous No.10729345]

>>10721446
>not hitting the 40s
ya pansy

[Anonymous No.10729414]

>drinking
off yourself nigger

[Anonymous No.10729429]

>>10721446
You may think that is a lot, soiboi, but you should have seen my mountains of cans, bottles and piss bottles before I got my shit together.

[Anonymous No.10729433]

>>10721722
Buck a beer is coming, lad. Ford will save us.

[Anonymous No.10729511]

>>10722219
The final redpill. Anal digestion is the most cost efficient way to consume alcohol, coffee, and ibuprofen

[Anonymous No.10730688]

>>10715461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31Oy0k_FZk

[Anonymous No.10730897]

This was surprisingly good for $10 per handle at WinCo. It has a pleasant slight sweetness to it; would shoot straight.

[Anonymous No.10731275]

>>10729433
jej he actually won

[Anonymous No.10732198]

Putinoff Five Time Distilled Vodka
Mix it with anything.

[Anonymous No.10732219]

>>10728829
I've been dying for some fucking xanax. It takes the edge off a binge hangover so perfectly.

[Anonymous No.10732241]

>>10715461
wine

[Anonymous No.10732281]

>>10732241
Bout to get my drink on. Wine going down the hole.

[Anonymous No.10732309]

I went to Walmart a few hours ago to steal a couple bottles of wine and there were two thots behind me doing the same. One said something like "we'll just put it in our clothes lol" so I turned around and said "Nice" and gave them a thumbs-up. They seamed freaked out at first but then they realized we were all there for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.10732331]

>>10732309
How do you put in your clothes?
Wine bottles are big af.

[Anonymous No.10732365]

>>10732331
Fuck if I know. Like I said, they were a couple of thots. I just dress nicely and use a backpack.

[Anonymous No.10732374]

>>10715461
Literally all alcohol. Alcohol is the best drug because no matter your taste, age, location, culture, economic status, race, allergies, tolerance etc Theres an alcohol for you.

[Anonymous No.10732417]

>>10732365
Oh lawd and they don't check?
In Australia they always check.

[Anonymous No.10732443]

>>10732417
They have those pesky receipt-checkers at the door, but I always buy a can of Vienna sausages just so I can have a receipt for cover.
The very same store used to have no security so my buddies and I would just walk out with cartfulls of groceries and alcohol multiple times a week. It's funny because they had cops by the doors back then, now they just have minimum wage stooges.

[Anonymous No.10732709]

>>10715461
Is there a trader joe's near you? They sell a few liquors from their own brand, decent quality for Nicholai prices.

[Anonymous No.10732753]

>>10715461
Why are girls in cosplay drinking alcohol with dead looks on their face so attractive?

[Anonymous No.10732760]

>>10732753
The cosplay indicates an indifference to or general lack of connection with ordinary social norms, which implies she is friendless and is unlikely to compare you unfavorably to normies

Dead look on face is just generally hot, because women being happy is unappealing and makes them seem promiscuous and just generally like a liability

Alcohol, because duh, they'll be an easy lay

[Anonymous No.10732769]

>>10715461
I want to fuck Lucina!

[Anonymous No.10732830]

Got an interview for bartending in a couple of days

gimme some tips la

[Anonymous No.10732880]

>>10732830
Just tell them (in a inspired mode) how you love serving people.
If they ask you knowledge about drinks and you know your shit, do 1 shift free. You are literally guaranteed the job.

[Anonymous No.10732889]

>>10732880
I think I'll tell them I've worked as a barista for years, and it's the same basic principle, just alcohol instead of booze, and that I know my shit about certain types of booze.

I feel confident. I got the interview and that's half the problem.

>the only issue is that I'm trying to give up drinking because I was starting to become an alco

[Anonymous No.10732907]

al/ck/ is currently on /bant/ if any boozers are lurking. We may be going to /adv/ though.

[Anonymous No.10732916]

>>10732889
Damn your 'problem' could become really the worst issue in your life if you are not careful.
Trust me.
I'd tell owner during interview that from past experience, no worker drinks during hours.

[Anonymous No.10732937]

>>10732916
I'm trying to go cold turkey for a while and reintroduce myself to 'moderated drinks' only two or three in a social setting. No pounding six packs everynight before bed.

I also have to learn to say no, if someone offers me a drink I take it.

[Anonymous No.10732943]

>>10732907
Yeah we will go to adv, but not until we rekt the two autists ruining our threads.
Mod kicked us from here no care. I no care how long we stay here under other threads.
That mod will have all his Virginia in heaven I am sure, but until we control /bant/ preteens, and have them begging us to leave, I just can't do it. It too much fun watching them destroy 4-8 hours of their day in our threads posting loli porn.
Eventually a good mod will see what they do and ban them. There are still good mods here right?

[Anonymous No.10732977]

>>10732943
No, only fags that suck hiroshimoot's dick, and thankless janitors that actually try to do work

[Anonymous No.10732988]

>>10732943
>good mods
This is a joke, right?

[Anonymous No.10733050]

>>10732988
Yeah it was 110% lol.
Never met a decent mod yet and never expect to.
If I ever find myself in an actual ‘circle jerk’ I’ll kill them all slowly with my blunt knife because I know they are all mods.

[Anonymous No.10733098]

>>10732943
/a/ mongs are impossible to defeat. denmark/canada will spam till the day he dies or their fingers get amputated from diabetes

[Anonymous No.10733417]

two four lokos is four dollars and will floor anyone below an extremely experienced drinker or being 6'4" and 270lbs if you drink them too fast. They taste like disgusting medicine though.

[Anonymous No.10733481]

>>10733417
2 cans at 23.5oz 14% abv is 11 drinks, so most definitely

The best-tasting ones are 16oz at 10% which is 5.3 drinks though, and that's very doable

[Anonymous No.10733501]

>>10721446
Unless you give the time frame you drank all that, it means nothing. That could have been accumulating for 10 years for all we know.

[Anonymous No.10733523]

>>10733501
It's also a repost

[Anonymous No.10733530]

If you're really trying to min/max then head to a hardware store and pick up a can of mineral turpentine.

>8th generation alcoholic

[Anonymous No.10733796]

>>10733417
4lokos are the reason I almost got killed

brain blacked out while body was still conscious - apparently ran into a road.

still fun as fuck tho

[Anonymous No.10734104]

Why the fuck are there no sugar-free malt liquors? Everything is so packed full of sugar but fucking why, just give me Diet Coke with alcohol in it with the only calories being from alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10734160]

>>10734104
Yeah it's cheaper that way. Much cheaper. How on earth could the top 1% keep increasing their $1 margin while the workers get shit.
t. I don't know shit it could be the government wanting us all to get diabetes for their Gibbs me that too.
Inconclusive evidence sorry lads.

[Anonymous No.10734711]

>>10732943
Can we just move it to /adv/ already? I miss the original al/ck threads and I honestly don't like /bant/ very much. Not only because of the spammers but also because the whole board is autistic.

[Anonymous No.10734723]

>>10715461
Rubbing alcohol

[Anonymous No.10734868]

>>10734711
Yeah, you are right I admit. I think I am autistic enjoying watching the supreme autismos go at it so hard.
Let's do it. At least then we don't have to scroll past 20 illegal lolis to read 1 post by a fellow al/ck/
They win. Whatever. You can never defeat an 8 year old in this kind of a fight anyways, so it's no big loss, and /bant/ is literally the worst board on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.10734894]

>>10715461
not pic related unless you're the little girl in the pic. Just get whatever you can stomach that is the cheapest. Or splash some cash and get something that you actually enjoy. Remember getting drunk on something you find pleasant makes you a happier drunkard.

[Anonymous No.10734901]

>>10717047
it's $13 where I buy in california

[Anonymous No.10735119]

Hey guys, I'm about to watch the main event in the UFC.
Lucky in posting on a blue board or I'd know who wins.
Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!!

[Anonymous No.10735126]

>>10735119
I'm saying no spoilers please.

[Anonymous No.10735211]

>>10735126
Spoilers never bothered me because I enjoy "analysis"

[Anonymous No.10735321]

got drunk last night and had a dream about pissing. woke up and I had pissed the bed.

wasn't even that drunk. why did it happen?

[Anonymous No.10735358]

>>10735321
Can’t explain that one Anon. Maybe just a weak bladder.
I have those dreams and just wake up to go pee/

[Anonymous No.10735377]

>>10735321
>had dream I fucked a hot milf in the pooper and came
>woke up and I had cummed all over myself
Wtf

[Anonymous No.10735425]

>>10715461
For maximum alcohol content at minimum price, you need look no further than denatured alcohol/methylated spirits, the king of alcohol. Being 95% in a 1L bottle and at the cost of water, it is a suicidal idea at a reasonable price.

How much of a very fucking shit idea this is varies on where you live. If they've still got methanol in them, it's the worst idea you'll ever have, you'll go blind and get sick. If they don't anymore (like Aus), it's still a fucking awful idea, smells like death, and is just a fucking bad time.

But if you really want to drink 95% for the cost of water and without the pain of drinking poisoned alcohol, here's a guide on how to do it: http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/2235624 Just ctr+f "Townsville1" for the guide. And this shit only works for methanol-less shit, so don't come crying to me if you've prolapsed your anus and gone blind from buttchugging metho.

[Anonymous No.10736824]

>>10735425
Haha Australia fag here.
Back in the day my father ran a shop
And had to turn away Australia breed niggers away almost daily as they were trying to buy that shit to drink.

[Anonymous No.10737032]

>>10736824
What are abbos diets like?

[Anonymous No.10737036]

>>10736824
>and then they heavily sighed and began looking for cars to steal petrol from to sniff

[Anonymous No.10737051]

>>10735425
This is why I love Australia.

[Anonymous No.10737269]

>>10716695
>extra smooth
i didnt even know i could doubt something this hard

[Anonymous No.10737511]

>>10737032
No clue, but we have picture related in abundance and I’ve seen them fight over the last one on a doco so probably that. Also birds. They love their boomerang for that. If you miss, you have 3% chance you get it back with zero effort. Genius!!
>>10737032
They mostly sniff glue or spray paint into a cloth then hold over their face. You can tell the sniffers by their face around their mouth is of a beauuuuutiful rainbow.
Also that’s about the only time today find them friendly.
On alcohol they want to go you for anything. They are like most American niggers and can’t fight for shit.
Genius!

[Anonymous No.10737529]

>>10737511
*pic related

[Anonymous No.10737728]

feels good ending 4 months of sobriety buds
wish i could sleep better after drinking though tbqh

[Anonymous No.10738240]

>>10729429

That's my current phase desu.

[Anonymous No.10738614]

>>10715461
Choose your poison Anon.

[Anonymous No.10738620]

>>10738614
Mad Dog

[Anonymous No.10738670]

Mods, the manchildren made another.

[Anonymous No.10738677]

>>10738614
Beat this for hopeless.
Drove wife over to her friends place yesterday am.
Promptly bought 6 bottles of wine (supposed to buy two but 33% discount on 6)
These will last me 3 days/72 hours. Bargain!!!
Drink all 6 in 18 hours. Told her I had three.
Fuck me why even care any,pre about bulk buys. I know I'm just going to ram it down.
Now I'm hungover af, angry wife bc not supposed to drink yesterday.
I want off this ride.

[Anonymous No.10738683]

>>10738677
>>>/r9k/ Don't come back

[Anonymous No.10738696]

>>10738683
Why so salty anon?

[Anonymous No.10738711]

>>10738696
You unwanted permavirgins got the generals shoah'd. Pretend that the site is like your family; you're tolerated as long as you don't interact with any of us and stay in your shithole

[Anonymous No.10738728]

In my self destructive days Potter's 100 proof was the cheapest. Used to buy a bottle of soda, pour out half and fill with vodka just to sleep for a couple hours

[Anonymous No.10738775]

>>10717297
>>10729338
How does this taste? I usually buy those 3 pack of 25 oz Budweisers. Gonna start needing something stronger

[Anonymous No.10738983]

>>10721559

it's "down the street", pussyboy

[Anonymous No.10739048]

>>10715872
This. Tasty and extremely cheap.

[Anonymous No.10739161]

>>10716695
This is what you drink before you beat your wife

[Anonymous No.10739559]

>>10738711
Make sense please.
Or just give up on posting.
Choose either one.

[Anonymous No.10740345]

>>10732417
>In Australia they always check.
Which shithole do you live in? I haven't been checked since I turned 18, and when I was underage they'd look at the top of your bag and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.10741118]

>>10715461
Mickeys
King cobra
Olde english

Blehhhhh

[Anonymous No.10741149]

>>10716695
at that point you might as well pony up the extra buck and get a bottle of bum wine.

[Anonymous No.10741158]

>>10720110
Not him but ive been running triathlons since I was 15 and drinking since 14 and never had a problem.

Tito's is fucking garbage and so are you.

[Anonymous No.10742585]

>>10732943
They keep spamming the same bullshit over and over again. Apparently rule 10 is not enforced?

[Anonymous No.10742715]

Popov vodka

[Anonymous No.10742844]

>>10732943
>censorship is a great thing, let's do more of it
The absolute state of the alt-right! 4chan is an anarchist site so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.10742870]

while we're talking about binge drinking, what's the best snack to munch on while getting wasted? i usually prefer something light, so baked crisps or pretzels.

[Anonymous No.10743020]

>>10738614
Mad Dog 20/20 is the way to go, every time.

Sadly in the last couple of years bum wine has shot up in price like crazy. Better off buying bottom shelf Vodka or Natty Daddy.

[Anonymous No.10743091]

>>10742844
hello гeddit

[Anonymous No.10743201]

>>10715840
>33 year old boomer
wha

[Anonymous No.10743209]

>>10743201
it's a /fit/ meme just ignore it

t. 22 year old boomer

[Anonymous No.10743282]

>>10715817
sometimes you've gotta just forget, man

[Anonymous No.10744032]

>>10732760
And then you remember there are 1000 nerds that think the exact same thing and she thinks you are all creeps. You have no chance, cosplayers aren't more accessible, we are being harrassed 24/7 by men so they would NEVER hook up with some nerd they met at a con

Trust me ;)

[Anonymous No.10745076]

>>10721722
Know this feel

>>10729433
>Current minimum beer price is $1.25 a beer
>The cheapest beer at the beerstore right now is Busch $35.50 a case
>Works out to $1.44 a beer
Doesn't really make a difference anyway. They aren't selling beers for the current minimum anyway. Unless he lowers taxes or something the madman.

[Anonymous No.10745091]

>>10732943
It actually makes me very sad. al/ck/ was on here for years and it suddenly gets removed for no reason and put on /bant/ and they ruin the threads there for no reason.

[Anonymous No.10745098]

>>10745091
Then put it on another board. /bant/ is known for being autistic.

[Anonymous No.10745102]

>>10719280
if you add just a little bit of fruit juice like lime juice it's excellent

[Anonymous No.10745105]

>>10738775
steel reserve tastes like pennies. i don't love getting drunk enough to stomach it.

olde english is much more palatable if you can live with the abv reduction

[Anonymous No.10745111]

>>10732309
god i wish i had the balls to steal things i get way too anxious when breaking laws but it seems so lucrative

[Anonymous No.10745114]

>>10744032
>You have no chance, cosplayers aren't more accessible, we are being harrassed 24/7 by men so they would NEVER hook up with some nerd they met at a con

idk if you're doing a bit or something, but i go to cons to meet up with friends, do drugs and get laid. it's ridiculously easy if you're moderately attractive and know how to talk to people at all.

[Anonymous No.10745115]

>>10732907
Someone should make an /adv/ thread. Searching al/ck/ on /bant/ right now returns a thread of 80+ lolis. /adv/ is a blue board and has a generally sympathetic userbase. Id do it but I'm phone posting and drunk.

[Anonymous No.10745152]

>>10745114
Yuck. Stay out of our cons, you decadent sack of social decline.

[Anonymous No.10745171]

>>10745111
>buy something
>come back later with receipt and take another of that same item off the shelf
>go to counter and get refund for it
>you now got the original for free

[Anonymous No.10745202]

>>10745152
i don't even interfere with your convention experience since the only place i'll be besides hotel rooms is the game room

[Anonymous No.10745250]

>>10745115
I'm not gonna be able to be on 4chan for some time but why is it that no one has made one on /adv/ yet? Just checked /bant/ and the current al/ck thread is already being spammed. I don't want to see all that loli shit. I just want the normal threads back. I've tried to filter the IDs but there's too many and even when you filter them it still takes up space.