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Anonymous Wed Jun 6 18:06:13 2018 No.10715154 [DELETED]

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does this actually work or are melons just a meme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 18:23:14 2018 No.10715238 >>10715154 What are you supposed to do, fuck the hole?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 18:33:53 2018 No.10715295 >>10715154 I prefer a warm banana peel over a melon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 18:35:47 2018 No.10715307 >>10715295 I prefer your mum, but only because it's cheaper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 18:40:58 2018 No.10715332 >>10715307 BURN!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 18:45:30 2018 No.10715355 >>10715307 BTFO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 18:51:00 2018 No.10715386 >>10715307 well his mom told me that you are actually gay and prefer bananas up your arsey shmarsey

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 18:55:19 2018 No.10715412 >>10715307 Not per lb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 18:58:45 2018 No.10715433 >>10715154 I've done it. It works, but if you don't let it come up to room temperature it'll be hard and rough. Also it's sticky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 19:02:02 2018 No.10715443 >>10715295 But how do you fit a warm banana peel over the entire melon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 19:07:07 2018 No.10715472 >>10715443 Well you can't with an attitude like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 19:16:30 2018 No.10715507 File: 14 KB, 409x295, 1489092575093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10715307

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 19:45:46 2018 No.10715625 >>10715295 you can't "fuck" that though, you just jack off with it. Completely different thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 19:51:55 2018 No.10715639 >>10715307 >I prefer your bum Ftfy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 6 23:13:53 2018 No.10716397 >>10715307 Btfo

Anonymous Thu Jun 7 06:35:52 2018 No.10717826

>>10715154
Yes, I do it regularly. You make a hole and put it in the microwave, get it out and get going.
I actually have a kink in which I make the hole very carefuly, and once I'm done I put what I cut back, get the 'melon into a bag and try to put it back in the grocery store with my load inside, grabbing a fresh one afterwards so people don't notice.

Weirdly enough, the piece sticks to the melon and doesn't fall down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 06:37:15 2018 No.10717828 >>10715238 No. That wasn't the implication at all. BTW, sarcasm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 06:45:12 2018 No.10717844 >>10717826 Wouldn't it be boiling hot right out of a microwave though? Seems like a good way to get 2nd degree water burns your dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 06:49:33 2018 No.10717849 >>10717844 You either let it cool down or put it on a reasonable time/wattage setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 07:59:42 2018 No.10717964 I fucked a Melon on a Festival once, it was a challenge with my friend. The one who comes first gets a beer. It was very cold so it was not that good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 08:51:15 2018 No.10718064 >>10717826 >Weirdly enough, the piece sticks to the melon and doesn't fall down. If you cut the hole "vere carefully" it will create suction when the piece tries to fall out because air can't get in.

Anonymous Thu Jun 7 09:01:19 2018 No.10718089
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Try making a fifi with a latex glove and towel. You'll need some water-based lubricant and a bit of water to keep it slick. I used to own a Fleshlight, but now I make these and prefer it. Create a folder and fill it with pics of a girl you know. Open them up and tile them on your monitor. Now give that bitch a ride like you've always wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 09:02:59 2018 No.10718096 >>10717964 >I fucked a Melon on a Festival once, it was a challenge with my friend. The one who comes first gets a beer. this is the gayest shit I've heard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 09:08:03 2018 No.10718110 Why do I still come to this board?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 09:17:01 2018 No.10718128 >>10718096 You don't like beer, bro?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 09:17:46 2018 No.10718130 >>10718110 Our intelligence, nihilism and our wicked sense of humor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 10:24:42 2018 No.10718288 >>10718096 everyone had his own melon of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 10:31:08 2018 No.10718308 >>10717964 literally fake and gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 15:15:18 2018 No.10719413 File: 35 KB, 800x450, 1429106577579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my mate tried this while drunk with a pineapple, only he thought they meant a tin of chopped pineapple instead of a whole one and cut his dick up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 15:36:10 2018 No.10719473 got fired from walmart years ago because a manager caught me fucking a honeydew melon in the cooler room. ama

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 17:41:24 2018 No.10719938 >>10715307 troled epic style

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 20:30:09 2018 No.10720596 >>10715307 win

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 20:32:41 2018 No.10720604 Interesting, I just started a new Cormac McCarthy book and a major plot point involves one of the characters fucking a watermelon. Small world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 20:37:11 2018 No.10720620 >>10720604 Came hear to post that. I'd forgotten it was McCarthy, but I knew I had read about a character fucking a watermelon and if I'd dreamed it, I would have been compelled to write about it myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 20:38:41 2018 No.10720624 File: 670 KB, 1048x1484, 1506213770060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10718089 >Create a folder and fill it with pics of a girl you know Dumb normalfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 20:39:14 2018 No.10720627 >>10715154 Just get a tenga for like 5 bucks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 21:06:40 2018 No.10720754 >>10715307 A grown man, most likely American took time out of his "busy" day to type this 3rd graders response. Embarrassing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 22:03:24 2018 No.10720959 File: 176 KB, 1200x900, __june_semen_sprinkler_j_drawn_by_sammohung__15506c834052e01e8b9274b0a190b41c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10715154 https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/371

Anonymous Thu Jun 7 22:11:07 2018 No.10720989

I remember when I was a teenager I had a melon with a hole in it stashed in my wardrobe that I'd fuck almost every day. It was maybe 5 days old.
One day I got home from school and it was moved out of its normal hiding spot.
I'm sure my mother found it, she never did mention it though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 22:20:16 2018 No.10721022 File: 513 KB, 632x712, jittery loli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10718089 >knowing a girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 23:15:52 2018 No.10721235 File: 13 KB, 300x300, 1527474072779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10715307

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 7 23:21:46 2018 No.10721247 >>10720754 >most likely American We write mom, not mum, retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 01:20:32 2018 No.10721587 >>10715433 Pussy is kinda sticky too, but I guess you didnt know that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 01:23:12 2018 No.10721592 This is why I wish I was a dude. I wanna know what its like to fuck a melon. I want a dick to stick in holes. Life isnt fair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 01:29:25 2018 No.10721603 if i knew anyone who did anything bad to a watermelon i would be mad watermelons are for eating

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 01:41:07 2018 No.10721627 >>10715307 Lol anally ravaged, OP on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 01:45:06 2018 No.10721640 >>10718089 >used to own a fleshlight How the fuck did you "used" to own something like that? Like, somebody took it from you? You sold it? What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 02:01:47 2018 No.10721688 File: 33 KB, 236x700, boner 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10721592 It's more annoying than enjoyable. >am I really going to stick my dick in this AGAIN?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 02:06:51 2018 No.10721697 >>10721592 it's like putting your finger into a bag of milky sand

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 02:09:18 2018 No.10721703 >>10721640 I was borrowing it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 02:13:58 2018 No.10721718 File: 320 KB, 300x169, d.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10721703

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 02:32:55 2018 No.10721777 >/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 02:33:48 2018 No.10721780 >>10721777 I thought it was short for cuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 03:46:29 2018 No.10721903 >>10721777 where else do i go to discuss fucking fruit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 03:51:43 2018 No.10721916 I'M NOT TOPH! I AM MELON KING! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 04:01:28 2018 No.10721941 >>10721777 Watermelons are a food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 04:26:17 2018 No.10721974 >>10720754 Mad Eurofag detected. Their only comeback is "uhh you r American"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 05:20:00 2018 No.10722046 >>10721903 reddit mostly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 05:48:45 2018 No.10722083 >>10715154 If you are going to fuck it, why is the hole so big?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 05:58:09 2018 No.10722098 File: 771 KB, 3000x1996, 1522127335576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10715307

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 07:56:36 2018 No.10722413 >>10721592 Oh well you will just have to be content with the hours of orgasms you can have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 08:14:56 2018 No.10722567 >>10722413 it's only fair with the months of pregnancy and child birth pains

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 08:17:34 2018 No.10722601 >>10720754 thank you for alleviating some of america's debt by allowing it to live in your headspace free of rent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 08:44:34 2018 No.10722856 File: 38 KB, 393x342, - 1496615167205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10718089

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