Dating Deal Breakers-Food Edition

[Anonymous No.10714822]

Continuing thread from last time.
I'll start-
>drowns steak in A1 sauce
>says she loves sushi but orders some abomination with cream cheese in it
>i don't like onions, i just don't like the texture.

[Anonymous No.10714830]

>>10714822
>A1 Sauce
I have never met a human bean who likes this shit, does anybody actually eat it?

[Anonymous No.10714839]

>>10714822
>take a girl out for sushi
>she automatically knows you have a 2" pecker
fag

[Anonymous No.10714846]

>>10714822
I've met three girls that don't like onions. How does that even happen?
>mushrooms are weird
>puts peas in mac & cheese
>uses canned vegetables always, doesn't even try for fresh or frozen

[Anonymous No.10714851]

>Start dating a guy because he's a legit 10/10 and has great taste in music
>go "shopping" with him, white bread, lays chips, and creamy jif from corner store
>literally all he eats
>doesn't like: ground beef, most vegetables, fruits
>will eat chicken nuggets, but no tenders
>he still got laid before I broke up w him

[Anonymous No.10714855]

>she scrapes the fork against her teeth

[Anonymous No.10714883]

>>10714822
>Take her out to a 1 star place
>She gets nervous
>Tell her we can go somewhere else if she wants
>Refuses
>Eat in awkward silence
>Complains to her mom who in turns complains to my mom about the intimidating date
>Go out again
>Take her to some dive place
>We get drunk and fuck at her place
>Never call her again

[Anonymous No.10714900]

>>10714851
need more details

[Anonymous No.10714911]

>>10714883
>>Take her out to a 1 star place
>>She gets nervous

Wait, what? Why would that make someone nervous? People are weird.

[Anonymous No.10714927]

>>10714900
Like?

He was a skinnyfag, dressed "yeezy"

Used to be really, really fat at his parents' in Kansas, moved to Cali I guess the weed and not knowing how to cook got him.

Never had a GF from being previously obese so he was very romantic and into it. Food and nutrition is where I derive my joy, creativity and self-esteem from so I broke it off and he contacted me over every social media with multiple accounts for months begging to get back together. Eat food, fagget

We both skinny asf, sex was just rattling hipbones, 3/10

Questions?

[Anonymous No.10714931]

>>10714822
how does that 50 i.q. nog have a tv show

[Anonymous No.10714950]

>>10714927
You fucking made me google "yeezy", take it back

[Anonymous No.10715059]

>>10714950
You thought you could avoid pop culture dumbassery by using the internet soley for cooking tips, YOU WERE WRONG

[Anonymous No.10715063]

>>10714830
Boomers who insist on well done steaks.

[Anonymous No.10715070]

>>10714851
>will eat chicken nuggets, but no tenders
Get away from this guy asap, he will most likely kill you.

[Anonymous No.10715076]

>Unilaterally dislikes a basic ingredient and will not try anything that they know has this ingredient in it

This includes anything like
>Onions
>Garlic
>Mushrooms
>Eggs
>Tomatoes

and anything similar to these.

[Anonymous No.10715193]

>>10714822
>incel excuses for being incels

[Anonymous No.10715229]

>>10714830
no they just mass produce billions of bottles of it for fun because nobody uses it anon

[Anonymous No.10716401]

>>10714927
'ratting hipbones'
that's fuckin terrifying.

[Anonymous No.10716456]

>>10714830
fuck all yall. I get this any time I get steak fries. Top Teir fry dip. It's like HP sauce with a harder kick. Underrated by faggots.

[Anonymous No.10716468]

>>10716456
OP here, I was referring to people who douse their steaks in it, especially if it's a good cut of meat. I use it to make my own tonkatsu sauce but would never put it on a steak.

[Anonymous No.10716519]

>literally CAN NOT have lettuce in their food item
>yet still claims it tastes like nothing and is unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.10716522]

>She eats fried catfish with her fingers
>Has an amazing ass

I don't know what to do.

[Anonymous No.10716549]

>prefers boring American classics over trying something new
>Finds cilantro soapy tasting
>can't handle spices
>Meat-lover/doesn't like veggies

Too many years of trial and error.
I grew up on Southeast Asian food. Anyone who wants to date me is going to have to deal with questionable spicy food with cilantro in everything.

[Anonymous No.10716561]

>>10716522
eat her ass with bare hands anon

[Anonymous No.10716585]

>splits her food up into portions on the plate
How childishly autistic can one be? Just mash it all together for a REAL trip to flavor town.

[Anonymous No.10716815]

>>10714830
I like it but if your steak is quality and is cooked properly then it kinda ruins it. I eat cheap steak so it helps a lot if I don't want to make a pan sauce

[Anonymous No.10716835]

>>10714911
BUT SHE DIDN'T COMPLAIN TO HER MOM ABOUT THE SECOND DATE

HUEHUEHUE

[Anonymous No.10716933]

when she wont let me open another bottle of wine to drink despite using 1/3rd a bottle on my sauce

[Anonymous No.10716975]

>>10716549
Some people legitimately find cilantro to taste like soap due to different genetics.
You are wrong on that particular one.

[Anonymous No.10717915]

>>10714855
mmm good one. along with loud chewing of course.

vegitarian I'd respect but vegan would be too much trouble.

picky eaters in general.

I agree with the western sushi thing - Ill eat an amerifat tempura roll but if she wont try the uni with me she's no fun.

[Anonymous No.10717921]

>>10716975
I like cilantro. I've always liked cilantro. Some time ago I learned that cilantro "actually" tastes like lemons. It does not taste like lemons to me. I can therefore assume I have this genetic trait that makes it not taste like lemons. It does not taste like soap either.

I can only assume that the people who say it tastes like soap are wh*teoids who have never had food that isn't white bread with the crusts sliced off and if something is neither overtly sweet, nor overtly sour, nor overtly bitter, then they struggle to come up with descriptors and are generally prone to characterizing the taste negatively.

[Anonymous No.10717927]

>>10714822
If al/ck/ isn't good enough for /ck/ then this thread isn't either. Reported. I'm loving my newfound vindictiveness.

[Anonymous No.10717935]

I have two friends that have girlfriends, and neither one of them like rice. What the fuck? How do you dislike the most inoffensive food in the world?

[Anonymous No.10717940]

>>10716522
Sounds like you got a real southern bell desu cuz. Garauntee she gives great head and does anal.

[Anonymous No.10717943]

>>10716975
Best to avoid mating with these people. Don't want to pass on the genetic deficiency.

[Anonymous No.10717953]

>>10716975
I have the same thing, but with artificial sweeteners, they have this fucking disgusting aftertaste i cannot tolerate, especially splenda.

[Anonymous No.10717955]

>>10717953
But this is normal. Artificial sweeteners literally have a disgusting aftertaste.

[Anonymous No.10717959]

>>10717955
Why the fuck do people drink diet cola then?

[Anonymous No.10717972]

>>10716975
There is such a thing as an acquired taste. You're just using a tidbit of a larger and more complex issue to justify not learning how to like it

[Anonymous No.10717974]

>>10717959
Because they're fat, addicted, man children, desensitized palates, etc. Lots of reasons.

[Anonymous No.10717975]

Grow up.

[Anonymous No.10717977]

>>10717975
Found the picky eater. Eat a vegetable and maybe you'll get laid.

[Anonymous No.10717982]

>>10717921
I've had coriander that tasted like soap before. Normally it doesn't taste like soap to me so I don't know what the deal is.

[Anonymous No.10717983]

>>10715193
>redditor trying to be funny

[Anonymous No.10717991]

>>10714822
>Implying you're getting a quality cut of meat at fucking Texas Roadhouse
>Implying when you ask for it rare/medium-rare you're going to get rare/medium-rare
>Implying they won't either undercook it or just make it well-done because that's all they know
>Implying A1 doesn't make their shitty steaks palatable

[Anonymous No.10718006]

>>10714855
its to protect her lip makeup

[Anonymous No.10718124]

I called off a first date when a girl asked if the place were going used a lot of condiments, since she didn't want much flavor in her food.

[Anonymous No.10718138]

>>10717921
>being this dumb

[Anonymous No.10718363]

I know an American dude who didn't eat potatoes. In any form. Most Americans I meet still have a lot of holdovers from that 'only eat x food' phase. Like more so than even Canada, which is usually just America lite as far as these things go. Why is this?

[Anonymous No.10718374]

>>10718363
I don't eat olives.

[Anonymous No.10718386]

>>10718374
That's fine anon. Olives are gross. It's just strange to me: America has pretty great food culture, but there seems to be a pretty hard divide between 'foodies' and regular people with not much overlap.

[Anonymous No.10718400]

Bland food women in general. Life is too short for flavorless food. If you don't like Cajun-Creole, Mexican, Thai, Indian, Caribbean, barbecue, southern food cooked with lard and bacon fat, or Szechuan Chinese, then we're done here. Go date a man-child that only eats chicken fingers and white bread and be his mom-wife.

[Anonymous No.10718406]

>>10718400

>life is too short for people to not to the things I think they should do

Pure
Autism

[Anonymous No.10718448]

I don't understand tastelets
did they never really grow up?
I used to be like that as a child and since then I literally eat anything from food considered "high class" or "fine" to the dumpiest of places with no issue.

Tastelets in the thread please tell me how you stayed tastelets

[Anonymous No.10718456]

>>10718386
Some people are just tastelets and other people have been traumatized some way or another. Like my friend who was abused by his babysitter and was force fed vegetables.

[Anonymous No.10718855]

>>10718006
THIS

[Anonymous No.10718864]

>>10714830
I know a vegetarian who pours a1 all over her potatoes.

[Anonymous No.10718870]

>>10717935
My girlfriend is literally Chinese and she doesn't like rice. Like, she'll eat it if it's part of a meal, but she won't cook it or order it out.

[Anonymous No.10718877]

>>10714851
>had sex with guy just because he's 10/10
Retarded whore lol

[Anonymous No.10718889]

>>10714822
Easy
>he hates fast food and takeout
>he's vegetarian or vegan
>he has food restrictions or extreme diets
The only person allowed to not eat is me and only me.

[Anonymous No.10718890]

>when she attempts to cook over seasons everything with "spice blends" like pic related
>makes a huge mess in kitchen, doesn't clean as she goes, nor preps anything ahead of time
>Doesn't want to learn "fancy cooking"

[Anonymous No.10718919]

>>10714822
nice dubs

>extremely picky and unapologetic about it
>unwilling to go out of their comfort zone

pretty much it

[Anonymous No.10718954]

>>10717921
Cilantro tastes right like shampoo or dishsoap to me.
But I still enjoy it in all my food.

[Anonymous No.10718960]

>>10714830
>Someone complains to me about having ketchup with steak (I acknowledge it)
>They proceed to put steak sauce on theirs which is absofuckinglutely way more overpowering and claims its fine

[Anonymous No.10718975]

>>10716975
Let me guess. They're the same psychos who thought the dress was gold and that the voice line said yanny.

[Anonymous No.10718989]

>>10717915
Honestly no point in being vegetarian if your not vegan. Look up the cruelty committed upon dairy cows, desu worse than anything in the "murder" industry

[Anonymous No.10719031]

>>10714855
It's my fetish to have perfect lip

[Anonymous No.10719102]

>>10718456
I used to get paid extra for babysitting during high school because I was a pretty good chef/could incorporate veggies into dishes that the kids would like.

I think it was partly due to having the kids be involved in the cooking process and explaining the role that the specific ingredients played, and how it works together with everything else. It's a shame because so many picky kids are just kids whose parents/guardians never cooked for them.

[Anonymous No.10719142]

>>10717940
We've only boned once, but I have a suspicion that you might be correct.
Am I just being a snob about the eating thing?

[Anonymous No.10719168]

>>10718989
>Look up the cruelty committed upon dairy cows
Which ones? The normal factory farmed ones? you do realize that you can consume dairy without supporting the factory farm industry, right?

[Anonymous No.10719194]

>>10715229
I chuckled

[Anonymous No.10719197]

>>10717972
Exactly. It's not an acquired taste. Its genetic.
What were you reading?

[Anonymous No.10719203]

>>10714846
Peas in mac n cheese (blue box) are the bomb diggity tho you chucklefuck

[Anonymous No.10719205]

>>10718975
https://youtu.be/tKYRPLdnDE8?t=90

[Anonymous No.10719213]

>>10717953
Yeah, artificial sweeteners have an aftertaste to me too.
So I don't eat them.
>actually don't because they fuck up your metabolism.

[Anonymous No.10719217]

>>10719142
A lot of southern food is finger food, so yeah. As long as she's not eating soup with her fingers I think you're good

[Anonymous No.10719225]

>>10718448
Yes, they didn't grow up.

They are stunted quasi-adults, which is why the phrase tastelet derived from manlet.

>not one myself, thank our Christian Lord™

[Anonymous No.10719232]

>>10716522
You marry her and put a baby in her

[Anonymous No.10719240]

>>10718448
Some food is gross. Some people find more food more gross than others. I'm a very picky eater, and though I've gotten less picky as I've grown up, there's still a lot of food I don't touch. I'm not some fast food and tendies faggot either. I cook every day, and a lot of the stuff I don't like is unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.10719242]

>>10719217
Cool man, thanks for the input. Apparently her dad catches and cooks a mean gigantic catfish on the regular, so I guess I lucked out.
I also happen to make some good hush puppies, so maybe that'll be my ticket in.

[Anonymous No.10719251]

>>10719232
>>10716561
Amen

[Anonymous No.10719256]

>>10714851
>Nuggets but not tendies
>Doesn't like fruit
And you let this man inside you?

[Anonymous No.10719262]

>>10714931
Extreme charisma, and a mean mustache. His radio show is pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.10719269]

>>10716522
>Eats catfish
Gross. Stay for the ass though anon.

[Anonymous No.10719272]

>>10717991
Why does every restuarant assume that the customer has no fucking clue what medium rare is supposed to look like?

[Pie in the Sky No.10719403]

>>10714839
I take my girl out for sushi at the best the place in the state. I have an 8 inch penis and we split the bill every time and I eat 2x as much as her.

[Anonymous No.10719405]

>>10719403
How big is her penis?

[Pie in the Sky No.10719417]

>>10719405
Nonexistent, why would you date a man?

[Anonymous No.10719430]

>>10719417
Shit, sorry. Your text just made you sound like a colossal faggot so I assumed she had a penis.
My apologies.

[Anonymous No.10719459]

>>10719430
rekt

[Anonymous No.10719544]

>>10714927
r u xx or xy?

[Anonymous No.10719559]

>guy refuses to eat the meat I made him because he insists guys should be the bqq man.
>I literally spend 6 hours slowcooking something for him
>he just refuses
>won't even touch the rest of the food
>I spend the night crying in the washroom
Never again.

[Anonymous No.10719579]

>>10714846
When I was still a kid/teenager, I didn't like onions not because of some dumb reason like texture. The issue was the flavor itself. It had a zesty/zingy bite to it that was pretty vile. I could only handle if it was cooked out, like caramelized onions or some onion rings

[Anonymous No.10719581]

>>10719559
he's right. go bake a cake.

[Anonymous No.10719594]

>>10715229
Really? Billions?!

[Anonymous No.10719595]

>>10719559
Lol. Either:
You have horrific taste in men,
Or,
Something was wrong with it and he just made a lame excuse instead of telling you because he knows you're an overly-emotional trainwreck who will cry in the bathr....
>It was the second one.
Do you not wash your hands after petting animals, Typhoid Mary?

[Anonymous No.10719606]

>>10719595
no I washed my hands constantly, there was nothing wrong with it. I ate it myself, it was great.

[Anonymous No.10719623]

>>10718870
That makes sense though. When you grow up eating it every day it gets boring fast.

[Anonymous No.10719686]

>>10716522
That's a keeper, and a solid southern girl. Fried chicken and fried catfish is meant to be eaten with your fingers. Bang the shit out of her for a while, then decide if you want to keep her.

[Anonymous No.10719690]

>>10718406
Yep, it's real autistic to go into new situations, try new food, and date women that are into the same things I am. The only autistic one here is [You]. sitting on a food and cooking board contributing nothing. Looks I've found the man-child looking for a mom-wife that only eats chicken fingers and white bread.

[Anonymous No.10719695]

>>10714830
Put it on your shepard’s Pie and thank me later. Also try it with just plain French fries. A1 is what the English call brown sauce, and I used to hate it too before visiting there.

[Anonymous No.10719709]

>>10718975
But the dress was gold and the voice said Laurel

[Anonymous No.10719715]

>>10716975
First time i tried cooking with cilantro i throw out the dish i though dish liquid got in it some how.
It tastes just like dish liquid nasty and toxic.
Never again will i go near it.

[Anonymous No.10719738]

>>10718400
Life is to short to get fat of grease and crap spices.
Cook French eat Italian. Live well.

[Anonymous No.10719744]

>>10719738
>Cook Fench eat Italian. Live well.
this is the gayest thing I've read all day.

[Anonymous No.10720017]

>>10716468
tonkatsu sauce... good idea

[Anonymous No.10720031]

>>10719242
>>10716522
This is true, southern girls love anal and giving head. Also free catfish? You done well anon.

[Anonymous No.10720067]

>>10714822
Girls that don't like mushrooms

[Anonymous No.10720081]

>>10714851
LISTEN - to anyone who has this problem. My current GF was like this when we started dating. She was worth sticking around for and I found out what the cause for this shit is. Their parents are TERRIBLE cooks. My girl used to say she didn't like STEAK. It's because her dad would cook cheap ass shit steak well done. She eats all kinds of interesting stuff now.
(You should prob just dump them tho)

[Anonymous No.10720086]

>>10720067
false

[Anonymous No.10720121]

>>10720067
they sure love my mushroom head if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.10720254]

>>10720031
what's a southern girl? are these like hill billy girls?
t. not amurican

[Anonymous No.10720263]

>>10714822
>Chewing with her mouth open
>Ordering things that aren't on the menu
>Being rude to the staff
>Being so picky that any order has to have half its ingredients removed
>Getting drunk on the first date

[Anonymous No.10720337]

>>10720263
>Getting drunk on the first date
I don't trust anyone that doesn't do this

[Anonymous No.10720365]

>>10720337
If a girl gets tipsy on the first date, it means she's comfortable enough around me to let loose a bit
If a girl gets wasted on the first date, it means she's got dealbreaking issues 100% of the time

[Anonymous No.10720426]

>>10715076
How about cilantro?
I hate it, literally takes over the taste of whatever it's put on.

[Anonymous No.10720432]

>>10716975
It doesn't taste like soup to me, but it has a very strong 'hollow' taste that I can't describe in any other way than that word.

[Anonymous No.10720439]

>>10720432
soap*

>>10720263
>makes weird chewing+purposfully loud grunts while eating

[Anonymous No.10720506]

>>10714822
>take girl out
>wants mexican food
>ohhellyeah.png
>complains when I use El Yucato or order something spicy for my food
>"what the fuck anon I can't eat that!"
>bitch you ordered your own plate

>go to a sushi bar
>gets the all you can eat deal
>only eats 1, ONE plate before being full
>literally could have gotten a simple dish off the menu with the same shit for half the price

[Anonymous No.10720515]

>>10714822
>girl wants to go out somewhere for italian
>oh okay I know this great shop near work with some really great people from italy making amazing food
>LET'S GO TO OLIVE GARDEN!

[Anonymous No.10720525]

>>10720515
people love being mindless big name consumer whores

then they don't have to be afraid of new things

[Anonymous No.10720538]

>>10720525
yup, it's scary how many people happily do this and see you as crazy for not doing it.

[Anonymous No.10720555]

>>10720525
Yeah, its annoying

>girl wants to go out to fancier place
>oh thank fuck not olive garden
>CARRABAS!
>gets the exact same thing as olive garden
>fancier because they put oil and herbs in a dish in front of you and the lights are dimmer

[Anonymous No.10720574]

>discover local farm+butcher literally 15mins from me
>want to start buying there for better meat though less often

>gf: noooo just get it from walmart I can't live without meat

[Anonymous No.10720579]

>>10720574
worse is
>ew local butcher how do you know it's safe? do they wash their hands? Let's just go to whole foods or Trader Joes

[Anonymous No.10720586]

>>10720555
I've never been to an olive garden or carrabass

[Anonymous No.10720591]

>>10719559
>I spend the night crying in the washroom
This is why you shouldn't be allowed to vote

[Anonymous No.10720592]

>>10720579
The reality is no place is really safe, people are fucked ... everywhere. Why would whole foods be any safer?

[Anonymous No.10720598]

>>10720586
Good you aren't missing anything, it's literally stoffers tier food. Families like going there because they can load their kids up on unlimited soup salad and/or bread sticks

[Anonymous No.10720908]

>>10714822
>Dating Deal Breakers-Food Edition

Not food but
>girl wants to pregame/have drinks before doing something else
>goes to a place with "all day happyhour"
>literally no drinks are on happyhour equal prices
>it's always some shit like applebees or chilis

[Anonymous No.10720913]

>>10720598
>>10720586
macaroni grill is fine tho

[Anonymous No.10720916]

>ketchup on tacos
Just witnessed it an hour ago.

[Anonymous No.10720935]

>orders dish
>changes out half the items in it
>this isn't a one time thing

[Anonymous No.10720944]

>>10720506
>Not knowing women will eat off your plate like filthy animals

[Anonymous No.10720953]

>>10719738
Cajun-Creole is the only legitimate improvement on French cuisine. French technique applied to southern food with Caribbean spices. how can you go wrong? It's French food with the broader pallet of the New World to work from.

[Anonymous No.10720954]

I can't date a picky eater or a disciplined eater

[Anonymous No.10720957]

>>10720935
>go to mexican place
>bitch orders a smothered burrito
>changes out everything to a fajita burrito
>"isn't it the same?"
>Nope it's different, I know I've done it before
>literally the same items in the other one

[Anonymous No.10720958]

I've got nothing against vegetarians or vegans but I don't think I could date one.

[Anonymous No.10720971]

>>10714822
I unironically enjoy ketchup with my well done steaks, hate the texture of onion and most veggies, and legit hate spicy food.

[Anonymous No.10720976]

>>10720958
Don't they will do one of the follow
>anon we should try this together
>anon wash your dishes better my meal tasted off
>anon I don't like your meat stuff on mine

[Anonymous No.10720984]

>>10720254
Southern girl= any American girl born and raised south of the Mason-Dixon line. That is any girl from Kentucky, West Virginia, Virginia, or any point south or south-west of that.

The south has the best food in the country, it's mostly agricultural land, so we have the freshest meats and vegetables, and our food is designed to feed farmers and coal miners for a hard day of physical labor, so it's loaded with real butter, lard, and bacon fat. We don't have the huge cities the north has, so there's not as much to do, except get hammered drunk, party, and fuck.

Southern girls are where it's at. Plus, southern girls have a better chance of knowing how to put some bacon and eggs on your plate, and cook up a skillet of corn bread with your navy beans and ham. On top of that, southern girls will get white-girl-drunk on brown liquor and punch a motherfucker that pisses her off. You can't go wrong with a woman that handle herself in a bar fight alongside you.

[Anonymous No.10720996]

>going for date
>try to compromise on where we should go so we can both enjoy
>'lol nope, anon it's mexian or bust'
>fuck, don't like mexian but will try

>trying to sort through menu to find shit I might like, taking some time because I don't know what the fuck to order
>bitch has been ready since before we got there
>is complaining that I'm "being picky"

not a good first impression, yet she thinks the date went well. I'm always open but being rushed in an unknown environment is rage inducing.

[Anonymous No.10721001]

>>10716549
>any girl wanting to date a gook

[Anonymous No.10721004]

>>10720976
>anon wash your dishes better my meal tasted off
I can't tell if you're unable to wash dishes properly or your decision making skills are so poor you'd continue to date a roastie after this

[Anonymous No.10721005]

>>10720984
Those are some ugly women

[Anonymous No.10721013]

>>10721004
Doesn't matter how hard you wash them a vegan will figure it "tastes odd" based on mentality alone. I take it you never dated a vegan before

[Anonymous No.10721019]

>>10714822
>likes sushi

[Anonymous No.10721021]

>>10720958

I fell in love with one and it hurt. She would constantly question everything I ate that contained meat or eggs, even though I personally believe eggs are a perfect food (don't kill anything just harvest and love the chickens).
She even hated the idea that family owned chickens despite the fact we didn't kill them (my mom couldn't ever kill her "Little Ladies").
She also hated the idea of rural life because it allows for "old habits" of hunting and livestock.

eventually, she moved to a city to escape the uncivilized world and I fucked off to a small town.

[Anonymous No.10721039]

>>10721013
>I take it you never dated a vegan before
I used to be a vegetarian, my logic was how can you eat mammals when we're all mammals, why is it not okay to eat dogs, yet okay to eat pigs which are more intelligent yet people not yet more intelligent still wrong to eat? Because obviously it is not since we're all equal
Then I realised it was desperate logic to to justify people are equal when they are obviously not and everything below us on the foodchain is free game, naturalism in action

[Anonymous No.10721053]

>>10721039
Okaaaaaay?

[Anonymous No.10721060]

>>10721039
>which are more intelligent yet people not yet more intelligent still wrong to eat? Because obviously it is not since we're all equal
wut

[Anonymous No.10721075]

>>10721039
My point was more about how vegans can often "still taste meat" even if something completely lacks it but because they have to be unique they will mentally make it taste bad so they can rant.

[Anonymous No.10721096]

Every meal has to have meat
Regularly eating fast food
Everything has to be cooked their way
Will not eat and complain vs just having a snack and shutting up
Everything is loaded with butter, lard, heavy whipping cream
Refuses to wash silverware until all of it is dirty
Never eats anything remotely healthy

Learned my lesson with the last roastie. Food issues are the worst

[Anonymous No.10721109]

>>10721039
Fuck all that. Modern cows and pigs are not natural animals. Our stone-age and medieval ancestors spent 10,000 years starving and breeding those fuckers to have a reliable food supply, so I wouldn't have to. I would be insulting all my ancestors' hard work and sacrifice if I voluntarily chose to starve myself for some bullshit trend diet or politics.

Along that line, I'm fine with game hunting. I'm fine with genetically-engineered slabs-o-meat from a petrie dish. It's the next logical step. We've been doing this shit for ten thousand years, we've just hit a point where we can speed up the process and make it more efficient.

[Anonymous No.10721116]

>>10718877
>implying your sad ass wouldn't fuck a 6/10 schizo

[Anonymous No.10721120]

>>10721096
One gf would have a good meal then casually eat bowls of cottage cheese and applesauce all night. She gained 30 pounds and I left her because she wanted kids and I didn’t. She got pregnant less than a month later and I think she has 5 kids last time I checked. Same girl used my credit card to order food for her entire workplace everyday and hid all the bills that came. I was out 5k for her fat ass. Not a ton of money to me, but it was annoying.

[Anonymous No.10721139]

i hate mushrooms, but it isn't a dealbreaker. Probably someone who just wants to eat out all the time and doesn't take their own health into consideration.

i guess being fat is a dealbreaker

[Anonymous No.10721526]

>>10714822
>Well done

[Anonymous No.10721537]

>>10720996
seems like is=ts something you need in your life. try new shit, just dont get arrested

[Anonymous No.10721660]

>>10714822
OP here, christ this got a shit ton of replies

[Anonymous No.10721675]

>>10721526
OP. yeah, i mean, I get it but fuck. Well-done steaks defeat the purpose of a steak. I want meat juice when I sink my teeth into a good piece of meat.

>>10720017
I mean, the store-bought tonkatsu sauce in korea and japan are sweet thick versions of worcester/A1, or at least it tastes like that.

>>10720426
I have the gene for cilantro not tasting like lemons but I honestly love it. I remember trying some when I was a kid and thinking, holy shit, a plant that tastes super savory.

[Anonymous No.10721942]

>>10721109
I'm intrigued and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Seriously, you're on point there. I can't wait for vat-grown meat, I eat meat but if I can eat meat and not have to have things die for it, so much the better. Like you say, it's the next logical step from animal husbandry.

[Anonymous No.10721953]

>>10721005
>>10720984
I unironically liked the Dixie Chicks way more after they got bitched out for not supporting Bush and then rebelled and told everyone to fuck off and they'd do what they wanted and you could buy their shit or ignore them.

Tonnes of southerns were like: you're southern, you're not allowed to diss republicans or say anything I don't like because I wear denim and spit tobacco.

[Anonymous No.10721954]

>>10721005
They're actually pretty good for 40ish women anon. Your mother probably doesn't look that good.

[Anonymous No.10722016]

>>10719623
yeah dude you're so smart that's why 90% of asians eat rice their entire life right

[Anonymous No.10722079]

>>10717921
Consider suicide

[Anonymous No.10722096]

>>10714822
>Her diet is shit
>She eats her steak well done
>She overeats and clearly going to be fat within the forthcoming future

[Anonymous No.10722106]

>>10714822
doesn't even know how to make an ommelette

[Anonymous No.10722122]

>>10721953
Unironically fuck off

[Anonymous No.10722136]

>>10718406
But it is though? Life is too short to be dating someone who won't experience new and exciting food with you. Definitely.

[Anonymous No.10722140]

>>10717935
Yup rice is fucking disgusting. Also I'm on track to fuck a strong 9/10 this weekend. Maybe you should stop eating the dead maggots and get laid.

[Anonymous No.10722145]

>uses this instead of salt every time
Do you actually enjoy the taste of onion powder all over your scrambled eggs? I mean this is just pepper and onion powder.

Not a deal breaker though. I've been dating this woman for two years, I should probably decide how I want to move forward.

[Anonymous No.10722165]

>>10722145
Pic related

[Anonymous No.10722610]

>is a vegan
>becomes an autist if I like pineapple on pizza
>complains that I don't use raw onion
>is picky and only eats junk food

[Anonymous No.10722648]

>>10716975
>dating the genetically inferior

[Anonymous No.10722730]

>cream cheese maki rolls with smoked salmon

if being pleb is wrong, I don't want to be right. the eternal gook can't appreciate such pleasures as dairy, but that is their loss

[Anonymous No.10722741]

>>10714846
onions boost test so if a girl ate them she'd turn into a man over time

[Anonymous No.10723696]

>she's not vegan
>she's over 22 bmi
i don't date sleepwalkers or fatties

[Anonymous No.10723717]

>>10714822
haha, let me share some stories from all the dates I've been on

[Anonymous No.10723808]

what's it like having a nice meal with a cute girl that likes you. does it feel good?

[Anonymous No.10723868]

>>10714883
Stop dating your cousin

[Anonymous No.10723954]

>>10721116
Nope. I feel bad for the guy who will eventually settle for her roastie whore ass

[Anonymous No.10723970]

>>10719405
>>10719417
>>10719430
>Post-op

[Anonymous No.10723971]

>>10723808
when you're eating, you can't really talk, flirt or do anything. it's really overrated.

[Anonymous No.10724165]

>>10720984

[Anonymous No.10724512]

>puts garlic salt & lemon pepper ONLY on anything that looks like ground beef
>salads are just garlic salt, lemon pepper, oil, and white wine vinegar
garlic salt and lemon pepper is a dead meme, dumped that thot.

[Anonymous No.10725028]

>>10720984
>>10724165

[Anonymous No.10727087]

>>10718400
>>10719690
Ok ok we get it, you must have have a great taste and versatile pallet you self-important asshole. Stop being triggered over fucking 4chan posts you turboautist retard.

[Anonymous No.10727177]

>>10721039
>why is it not okay to eat dogs, yet okay to eat pigs
if dog tasted as good as pig id eat the motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.10727225]

>>10718877
t. 20+ year old virgin

[Anonymous No.10727315]

>talks while she chews
Either eat or talk bitch, you can only choose one.

[Anonymous No.10727355]

>>10716456
Fry dip, sure, but not for the steak, and not drown the steak in it.

[Anonymous No.10727370]

>>10727315
>Be advised

[Anonymous No.10727372]

>>10719579
> I didn't like onions not because of some dumb reason like texture

To be honest, non-cooked onions on cooked food just feel slick (not talking about leeks, ofc), whenever I add onions, to my soup or potatoes, I try to cut them as fine as I can:
flavour > Onion bits.

Especially true if I make okroshka, since not only big enough bits ruin the taste, but they also add that crunch i'd accept only from cucumbers.

[Anonymous No.10727392]

>>10715063
To be honest, in the shithole where I leave, i'd never took a risk and eat steak less cooked than medium-well.

[Anonymous No.10727411]

>>10717935
Make them a good pilaf. Rice tend to be bland and vomit-inducing if not done properly.

[Anonymous No.10727423]

>>10721675
Mind giving a recepie for that sauce?

[Anonymous No.10728026]

>>10714822
If you seriously unironically care at all about what your gf eats/how she eats it you're a fucking 12 year old faggot

[Anonymous No.10728090]

>>10720984
This is true. I was with a Texas chick for years and we got into fist fights pretty regularly. I never threw the first punch and pretty much only blocked, but she could throw a mean punch. She loved her bourbon, too.

[Anonymous No.10728142]

>>10716522
>>10716561
>>10719232
>>10719269
>>10719686
>>10720031

>southerners

[Anonymous No.10728297]

>>10716522
Is that not normal? Do you eat chicken tenders with a fork and knife too?

[Anonymous No.10728368]

>>10720984
I bet you live in the suburbs and drive a $50,000 msrp lifted truck and think you're a redneck because you wear camo and listen to pop country.

[Anonymous No.10728382]

>>10728026
What's it like to live a lie and have absolutely no standards
Just curious

[Anonymous No.10728580]

>People who say they like mushrooms but have never tasted anything beyond the generic shit sold in supermarkets

I'm blessed to live in a country where I can go out and find a mushroom that tastes like meat when fried.

[Anonymous No.10728586]

>>10717935
not knowing how to make good rice. anything tastes good wnough if you make it right

[Anonymous No.10728953]

>>10717921
Cilantro definitely tastes soapy to me, but instead of overpoweringly so it's just a mild soapyness that makes the food taste "fresh" so I actually like it a lot in my food.

[Anonymous No.10728975]

>>10714846
I put peas in my kids Mac and cheese. Any excuse to fit in more veggies.

[Anonymous No.10728988]

>>10714830
if the food is shit, whatever it is, and someone offers you A1 sauce, you can use it to make the food edible. ie. a piece of leather that's supposed to be steak, or pretty much anything you can think of

[Anonymous No.10729296]

>>10719559
This makes me so mad

[Anonymous No.10729528]

>>10714851
ground beef is what really fucking confuses me

[Anonymous No.10729744]

>>10722741
Soy isn't onions

[Anonymous No.10729763]

>>10716522
I feel like ive seen this ecstasy exact post with these exact recipes before

[Anonymous No.10729820]

>>10714927
Ok you made me google yeezy(die please) now you have to explain to me,how thats a 10/10 anon?

[Anonymous No.10729865]

>>10721060
This
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.10729878]

Never had any picky eater girlfriend's except for some anorexic chick I dated in HS but that's different. However, my old roommate would broil his steaks 12 minutes each side and dip them in a pile of garlic salt he would put on his plate. I cringed every time

[Anonymous No.10729888]

>>10716585
>Two sides of the same autistic coin

[Anonymous No.10729910]

>>10719403
>8 inch penis
You know how I know what you know and know that you know what I know? Strange isn't it?

[Anonymous No.10729943]

>she won’t eat anything because she’s an early-stage recovering bulemic with strict eating habits
Actually was a decent date. Sweet girl that I didn’t have to wine and dine and a 9/10 lay.

[Anonymous No.10729953]

>>10727087
Not the guy you were talking to but you sound like the biggest pussy ever.

[Anonymous No.10730038]

>>10714927
t. lard-ass

[Anonymous No.10731395]

>>10723696
>sleepwalkers
Nice bait.

[Anonymous No.10731440]

>>10714822
>>says she loves sushi but orders some abomination with cream cheese in it
oh god please no. i once ordered one of these and its absolutely fucking horrible

[Anonymous No.10731455]

>>10716519
lettuce is fine, but i fucking hate vinegar. so fucking strong and tastes disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10732284]

>>10731440
I haven't met a single person who prefers nigiri. It sucks

[Anonymous No.10732465]

>all these fucking normies with social lives
W-where is the ramen general, I don't want to post anymore today

[Anonymous No.10732962]

>>10727423
Nope.

quarter cup of flour
quarter cup of butter
make roux.

quarter cup of tomato ketchup
quarter cup of Worcestershire sauce
quarter cup of brown sugar
two 3/4 cup of water
one 3/4 cup of milk

mix. add into roux, mix until it's thickened and even. store in fridge. the recipe's from a korean chef called Jon-won Baek, and his measurements are done in literal soju shotglasses and paper-cup size equivalents which is annoying but the above measurements are close enough. Happy fun time, anon.

[Anonymous No.10734772]

>>10714927
>Used to be really, really fat
>10/10
Fuck off you fat cunt, you're 1/47 no doubt.

[Anonymous No.10735256]

>>10721021
Youre way better off without that stupid bitch. Anyone that would choose living in an overcrouded, loud shitty city is obviousky fucked in the head. You dodged a bullet

[Anonymous No.10735630]

>>10716522

Eat fried catfish with your fingers in her amazing ass.

[Anonymous No.10735652]

>>10719403
Wow triggered hard

[Anonymous No.10735656]

>>10722122
plis go back to licking photos of trump on your computer screen

[Anonymous No.10735667]

>>10714851
>Start dating a guy

Haha, what a faggot

[Anonymous No.10735877]

>>10718864
doesn't a1 have anchovy in it?

[Anonymous No.10735920]

>>10718363
i don't eat broccoli. even the smell of it turns my stomach.

[Anonymous No.10735932]

>>10714822
>isn't vegan

[Anonymous No.10735946]

>>10714846
>uses canned vegetables always, doesn't even try for fresh or frozen
A lot of people are under the impression that canned is better than frozen since at least canned are """fresh""" when you open them.

[Anonymous No.10736074]

>>10720996
Why wouldn't you just get some fajitas? It's just marinated beef and/ or chicken, plus peppers and onions in a tortilla. What's not to like?

[Anonymous No.10736193]

>>10728368
I do live in the suburbs actually, between the county jail and the water treatment plant. Oddly, it's a nice upper middle-class neighborhood. No $50,000 truck though, I drive a 10-year old Blazer, and pop country is an abomination. The only country I like is Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Hank Williams Sr, that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.10736213]

>>10736193
Blazers are fucking rad. I used to have a Tahoe that I would go camping in all the time.

[Anonymous No.10736507]

>>10718363
America is manchild capital. No one tells them to grow up. On the contrary, most shows, movies and such have the exact opposite moral. Stay a kid forever! Be yourself! Don't care what anyone else thinks!

[Anonymous No.10736553]

>>10736507
I know someone like this.
>is a filthy y*nkee in military
>lives in Japan
>only buys food on base
>doesn't like garlic
>doesn't like anything picked or fermented
>only eats marshmallows
>doesn't drink for christian moral reasons while being a fornicator
>refuses to try new food unless peer pressured
>likes well cooked steak and not the proper way of slowly cooking it thru but nuking it on a 9000f pan
I swear man.

[Anonymous No.10736633]

>>10728142
>T-the south will rise again, carpetbagger!
Mfw

[Anonymous No.10736701]

>>10736633
Please just let us secede we would bring the standard of living up so much in the us if we where allowed to leave.

[Anonymous No.10736861]

>>10727087
>you must have have a great taste and versatile pallet
>must have have a great taste and versatile pallet
>have have a great taste and versatile pallet
>have a great taste and versatile pallet
>a great taste and versatile pallet
>great taste and versatile pallet
>taste and versatile pallet
>and versatile pallet
>versatile pallet
>pallet

[Anonymous No.10736869]

>>10736701
>highest NIGGER population in America
>higher standard of living ever
top kek

[Anonymous No.10736884]

>>10736869
Yeah negroland secedes and then the rest of the us standard of living skyrockets.
I dont see the problem here.

[Anonymous No.10736979]

>>10729744
S*y turns men into women, onions turn women into men. go ask /fit/ they'll tell you the same

[Anonymous No.10737010]

>>10719594
Easily. It was invented in the 1800s and a quick google search couldn't find any numbers on A1, but the same company's chicken sauce sells 400 million bottles a year in Asia while A1 is the highest selling brown sauce in America. They certainly don't mass produce billions a year, but they have absolutely mass produced billions, probably tens of billions by now.

[Anonymous No.10737038]

>>10736884
The south is nothing but inbred wh*tes with damaged iq's and nogs, so yeah, although a better option would be to wash it clean and open up the land to new blood immigrant homesteading. Need a few more guys like >>10736633
to march through.

[Anonymous No.10737063]

>>10737038
Yeah we should just ethnically cleanse everything south of the Ohio River and repopulate it with Asians and LatinX peoples. The Asians would be the managerial/intellectual class and the LatinX would provide "brazos fuertes" as they say in their colorful native tongue. Perhaps also some west african immigrants, I've always been pleasantly surprised by them. Intelligent, confident, yet unpretentious and soft-spoken.

[Anonymous No.10737103]

>>10720263
>Being rude to the staff
This. How someone treats wait staff and animals is the number one fastest way to tell a person's true character.

[Anonymous No.10737109]

>>10737103
You'd think so but I'm a horrible person and I'm exceedingly nice to both service staff and animals

[Anonymous No.10737152]

>she attempts to hide ingredients in food that you don't like because "oh, he'll never know"
i never understood this one but i've heard so many chicks say it.
that shit is psycho level.

[Anonymous No.10738364]

>>10727392
Aus fag here I eat my steaks almost raw

[Anonymous No.10738383]

>if you don't get the steak well done it has parasytes and stuff anon
>orders sushi

okay...

[Anonymous No.10738566]

>>10736979
>/fit/
/fit/ makes you gay tho

[Anonymous No.10740299]

>>10714846
I'm fine with onions once they're cooked through, but if they have any amount of crunch left to them they fuck with my stomach big time, no clue why.

[Anonymous No.10740829]

>>10719403
You want to know how l make my penis 8 inches?
l fold it in half.

[Anonymous No.10740899]

>>10723971
That's the best though. You're just eating good food and enjoying being with someone.