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>rice and mayonnaise for dinner again
I hate being poor

>> No.10709912

How fucking broke must you be to not be able to afford chicken? Where are you from?

>> No.10709918

Surely chicken is less expensive than mayonnaise???

>> No.10709927

>>10709918
I ge thte mayo from restaraunt packets

>> No.10709935

>>10709927
So you order your rice at the restaurant?

>> No.10709942

>>10709905
Try rice with mayo and hot sauce

>> No.10709968

You tried like boiling rice with stock from stock cubes and trying that?
I know bread and tiny packaged jam is cheap or potato with tiny packaged butter.
I mean cup noodle are ok too.
Canned sardines.
Grocery store own simple branded food alternatives to the labelled stuff.
Eggs.

>> No.10709993

Mow someone's lawn for ten bucks and buy a frozen chicken.

>> No.10709997

>>10709905
*SNAP*

>> No.10709998

>>10709905
Lol let me see it

>> No.10710000

>>10709905
Go donate plasma with the rest of the mongrels. That $30-$40 will get you a few decent meals.
Knock on a few peoples doors and ask to mow their grass for $20.
28 year old boomer out

>> No.10710003

>>10709905
Learn to cook on a budget. Is rice actually all you can afford?

>> No.10710010

>>10709905
Get a second job?

>> No.10710070

>>10710003
>>10710000
not him but what do I even cook?

Here at college I eat nothng but subway, qdoba, and panda express and I feel like im slowly

>> No.10710158

>>10710070
There's a lot of cheap recipies, you can just buy brown rice, chicken thy and a few different vegies cook it all, season, chop shit up however you like and serve.

>> No.10710165

>>10710070
You could start by making your own sangewedges instead of getting them from Subway. Fucking hell.

>> No.10710171

>>10710165
>buy a loaf of bread
>it goes moldy within days

>> No.10710172

>>10709905
Forage for food motherfucker. Get those fuckken wild greens. Make a wire snare for squirrels if youre really desperate.Ill post a squirrel recipe if you need one.

>> No.10710178

>>10709905
Fry the rice in the mayo. Yum yum

>> No.10710185

>>10709905
clearly, you're also stupid

>> No.10710188

>>10709918
>Surely chicken is less expensive than mayonnaise???

I usually go to Target and buy those packs of 8 chicken breasts for 8 bucks.

>> No.10710192

>>10710171
You got a freezer? You can slice it in half and freeze one half. When it defrosts its fresh again. Also you can just buy rolls.

>> No.10710198

>>10710171
just buy cheap loaves that last like a week. even still, you could buy a few loaves a week and it still be cheaper than one subway

>> No.10710206

>>10710198
>>10710192
but then it tastes like shit

>> No.10710217

>>10710206
No it doesnt. If you freeze it when its fresh it tastes fresh.

>> No.10710225

>>10710206
you arent just eating bread are you? i presume you put a filling between it?
whatever mate just have fun wasting your money on subways packed with salt and unknown processed meat

>> No.10710288

>>10710000
quads of truth
also sperm donation
literally $1500 extra a month to jack off

>> No.10710574
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>>10710288
Greetings, I'm here to donate some spermatozoa

>> No.10711042

>>10709905
Canned tuna

>> No.10711089

>>10709905
Go to a local church and ask if you can clean the place for groceries. They won't give you money because we both know you'd spend it on booze or drugs

>> No.10711532

>>10710288
you need a 4 year degree to donate sperm

>> No.10711537

>>10710288
>$1500 a month
Shit, I might change my career.

>> No.10711555

>>10710288
you are not protected if the kid wants to find you

>> No.10711573

>>10711089
this. most churches have a moderate supply of food they'll be willing to give you as long as you don't reveal your autism

>> No.10711596

dude at least get soy sauce or something instead of mayo

>> No.10711605

>>10711555
But you aren't obligated to do anything about it either.

>> No.10711636
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>>10711573
Man, I work at a ghetto and churches drop food off all the time at the property laundry room. None of the tenants take it despite most of them being on EBT and most of them just buy snack foods at the convenience store. The kids usually just smash cans all over the floor. Charity was a mistake.

>> No.10711765

>>10711636
charity is depressing to watch. the blacks are disgraceful about receiving it. ive seen fights break out when someone drops off some burritos on the sidewalk outside the salvation army. people ripping each others shirts pulling them away from the food

>> No.10711776

>not posting a picture
>not eating rice and beans

>> No.10711783

>>10710171
Go to your grocery store and find the fucking bakery and buy a single roll you sliced bag-bread faggot

>> No.10711785

Jc that sounds disgusting

>> No.10711953

>>10711605
>he actually believes this
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHA

>> No.10711955

>>10710206
Better than fucking rice and mayo, faggot.

>> No.10711956

>>10709905
you deserve it for being a frogposter

>> No.10711974

>>10710172
I would like to know more

>> No.10711978

>tfw only have rice and just finished all my salt days ago so I have to make myself cry whenever I want to season my rice with a salty taste

>> No.10712034

>>10709905
go through your neighborhood and find the most inbred, shitty dog you can ig chihuahau or some pitbull or something, kill it, eat it, and sell it's fur or bones or something to the local chink. either that or get a job at mcdonalds

>> No.10712096

>>10710171
So eat it before it goes moldy you human shitstain.