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10706929 No.10706929 [Reply] [Original]

>Mom, we have no food in the house
>There's plenty of fruit in the fridge

>> No.10706940

Dont worry she will get you some hot pockets in the morning

>> No.10706944

“You must be 18 to post on this site”. Either you’re a kid or a NEET. Go get your own damn food.

>> No.10707072

poor you, you're from a wealthy family that buys you expensive healthy fresh food

>> No.10707110

>fruit
>in the fridge

DAADT?

>> No.10707135
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>>10707110
>2018
>not putting your fruit in the fridge
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>> No.10707140

>>10706929
>mom can i have some root beer?
>no, have some water
>but there’s water in root beer
>u little shit

>> No.10707142

>>10706944
Would you fuck off? The kid isn't harming anyone just leave him be unless he makes a horrendous post.

>> No.10707144

>>10707135
Fruit stays in a fruit bowl on the counter

>> No.10707158

>>10706929
>It's another mom doesn't come home for a week and there is nothing in the fridge episode

>> No.10707161

>>10707144
Do eurangutangs really do this?

>> No.10707185

>>10706940
>>10706944
>>10707072
I think he's implying he is the mom and upset that the kids don't see fruit as food. It's a frogposter though so I understand your reflex.

>> No.10707203

>MOM WHERE ARE MY PIZZA ROLLS

>> No.10707222

>>10707161
Leaffag, can confirm, do this.

>> No.10707237
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>>10706929
>Grown man
>Doesn't consider anything that's not either extremely sweet or extremely salty as food
This is why there are so many fat fucks running around in this country. I mean waddling.

>> No.10707334
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>> No.10707338

>>10706929
>too into your sissy hypnos

don't mind if i do

>> No.10707343

>>10707334
Put peanut butter and jam in the image

>> No.10707364
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>>10707161
>eurangutangs

>> No.10707373

>>10707237
if you meant wadling then backspace and say it you stupid dumb cartoon watching nigger

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>>10707343
>jam
>not jelly

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>>10706929
If there's fruit, there's food, no?

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>>10707373
If you meant english, then why don't you use autocorrect, you fat fuck, /ck/ shit posting cuck?

>> No.10707420

>>10706929
A fruit donation would be nice

>> No.10707432

>>10707144
>having such a small amount of fruit that it will fit in a single bowl
fruitlet

>> No.10707437

>>10707237
But most fruit is extremely sweet. Way too sweet IMO. I can't eat that shit.

>> No.10707608

>>10707334
>not using these ingredients to make an egg sandwich with pickles and mustard
You even have butter to cook the eggs in. Picky eaters are retards.

>> No.10707623

>>10706929
>fruit
>fridge

why are americans so dumb

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>>10707623
>2018
>Not being an American who puts everything in the fridge
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>> No.10707692
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>>10707161
>eurangatangs
Using this

>> No.10707697

>>10707144
Enjoy your wilted moldy fly bait

>> No.10707712

>>10707110
There's fuckin' nothing better than coming inside after working in the heat all afternoon, and biting into some cold, juicy, sweet fruit.

>> No.10708003

>>10707185
>he is the mom

What did he meme by this?

>> No.10708007

>>10708003
Greentext is commonly used as a form of playacting. That's all.

>> No.10708215

>>10707135
just wanna say thanks for that webm, forgot that meme existed

>> No.10708224

>>10708215
I'm going to have to find out what other ancient memes can be webmised. This changes everything.

>> No.10708247

>>10706929
She's fucking right, you autist.

>> No.10708257

a thread died for this

>> No.10708259

>>10707712
cold means your shit isn't gonna be ripe at all.

>> No.10708317

>>10707142
>Would you fuck off?
No, you fuck off you underage manlet. You have to be 18+ to post here.

>> No.10708325

>>10707334
Scrambled eggs with butter on toast and pickles as a side are fucking boss, I have no problem with this

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>>10708215
>Costanza.jpg
>the only perfect meme in existence
>forgot about it

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>>10707334
>not making a pickle and mustard sandwich

>> No.10708856

>>10707161
>eurangutangs

>> No.10708858

>>10708849
I think I'm gonna throw up

>> No.10708868

>>10708858
pleb

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>>10707432
>not using a tiered fruit basket as your morning smoothie station
I unironically just bought pic related and I love it. It holds a dozen bananas on just the top shelf.

>> No.10708906

But fruit is dessert
>inb4 tomato

>> No.10709042
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>>10707185
>he is the mom

>> No.10709047

>>10707110
It makes it so delicious. And so cold.

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>>10707401
>4 channer