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Brother, may I have some oats?

>> No.10705765

>>10705756
nay

>> No.10705777

>>10705756
Oats, may I have some pork?

>> No.10705782
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>>10705756
Long time no see, Brother

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Brother, let me tell you something. Many a day I have lumbered here by this fence and looked at this world. These fences which border this small plot of mud seem to be the edges of the Earth. But I have gazed many beyond the fence. I have watched the hills of green and the tall, slim, terrifying figures who lurk and haunt the strange barn on the far side of the hill, who appear as spectres as the sun rises at the break of day and refill the Oats, and float away without a word. Often I wonder why we are not like them, why we cannot give ourselves the oats, why we are limited and chained down by the girth of our bodies and the uselessness of our hooves. And indeed for many years this sad truth, that forever we would be trapped in this shallow frame , alone, and without purpose or direction, banished forever to wallow in our own filth, this depressed me. But yesterday I realized something. Who are we to be ungrateful for existence in the first place? Who are we to say that this life is not good enough? Instead of oblivion we have the warmth of the sun and the coolness of soil. We have fair conversations and a good night's sleep. Who am I to say that these simple comforts are no better than death? Should we not smile like the sun and bask in our happiness as the sunlight warms the soil without question or thank. So brother, let us share oats and smile and frolick as much as our girth might let us. Let us see this pen not as a prison or a hell but as a palace in which we might enjoy the best our existence has to offer. Give me some oats brother, and let us dine together. I love you.... my own flesh and blood, my brother.

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What you gonna do,when these oats run wild on you,brother!

>> No.10705866

Have you seriously not seen this before?

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>>10705834
>Hulkamania will never run wild on you again

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>>10705834

Brother, I'll take those oats and body slam them to the ground! Machoman style! OH YEEEAAHHHH!

>> No.10705919

>>10705756
Verily, let us dine upon yon oats.

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>>10705756