/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10699266]

The wagecucks are finished.

[Anonymous No.10699270]

>>10699266
Do they have a robot to cook it yet?

[Anonymous No.10699271]

>>10699266
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOW HOW WILL I AFFORD MY INTERNET MONEY

[Anonymous No.10699273]

>>10699266
>Flyers
How's it feel to watch a team fail for your entire life.

[Anonymous No.10699274]

>>10699266
Eh, if you want to pay with cash, you still gotta take the slip the machine gives to the register and there's old folks that just go up to the register straight off, so they aren't finished just yet.

[Anonymous No.10699276]

>>10699266
>go to BK
>there's a huge line for the cashier
>there is also a huge line for these machines
>don't know whether to wait on line or use machines
>just walk away and not order at all

[Anonymous No.10699277]

>>10699270
they actually do have one that flips burgers

none for fries yet

[Anonymous No.10699280]

>>10699270
Flippy has been polished. It is ready to flip burg.

[Anonymous No.10699281]

>>10699266
Wagecucks? As opposed to you faggots that live off of your parents or the government? Yeah right, your shit means so much to me.

[Anonymous No.10699288]

>>10699273
The birds won the owl everything is alright

[Anonymous No.10699293]

OP why are you doing such a gay pose in front of the ordering machine?

What a fag lmao

[Anonymous No.10699295]

>>10699281
>replying this earnestly to a shitpost

[Anonymous No.10699330]

>>10699280
The chair is against the wall.

[Anonymous No.10699332]

>>10699295
Yeah ok

[Anonymous No.10699334]

>>10699266
>>>/pol/
>sage

[Anonymous No.10699346]

>>10699293
Instead of your machine where you're pleather with little As in circles. That's real special, special for fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.10699461]

>>10699346
What?

[Anonymous No.10699472]

>>10699266
>those machines are 5ft tall.
>OP confirmed manlet

[Anonymous No.10700190]

>>10699266
not really, I recently visited a McDs that had those, they still had a fully staffed front end, so it doesn't seem to be making a difference.

[Anonymous No.10700294]

>>10699330
John has a long mustache.

[Anonymous No.10700427]

The mechanics for these machines are unionized. They pull them out of the stores every time the union asks for something.

[Anonymous No.10700483]

>>10699281
found the ragie wagie

[Anonymous No.10700497]

>>10700427
I read unionized as un-ionized and it really peaked my interest for a moment

"hmm..I don't know what that means but it sounds severe"

[Anonymous No.10700818]

>>10700427
>robots and machines are smart enough to organize and demand workers rights through union benefits and can't be swayed by rightwing propaganda
No wonder the right opposes them.

[Anonymous No.10700836]

>>10699266
>Flyers fan

Your hockey team was finished a long time ago, boyo.

[Anonymous No.10700844]

>>10699266
Good. Now I can put my order in faster and don't have to repeat myself 5 times to the teenager at the drive thru taking my order.
Surprised these things haven't been implemented sooner given self checkouts at grocery stores have been a thing since forever.

[Anonymous No.10700883]

>>10699281
/r9k/ meme. There's no such thing as a NEET.

[Anonymous No.10700889]

>>10699293
I see it too now lol
What a cuck

[Anonymous No.10700903]

>>10699266
>can't pay with cash

worthless

[Anonymous No.10701719]

>>10699266
>live in small town Alabama
>McD already paying $16 hr once past probationary period
>even dumbass rednecks smart enough to not work for minimum cuckwage
>no fancy order machine in sight
>new BK opens down the street
>no fancy order machine there either.
>BK offers $250 sign on bonus to lure McD employees to work for the Dark Side
>BK pays $12.50 during probationary period
>then $16 hr after
>no probationary period for McD folks
>McD owner loses employees, shits pants
>offers $18 hr to old employees to come back
>the drama continues

[Anonymous No.10701739]

i can't order an iced coffee with no sweetener in it so i still go to the counter

[Anonymous No.10701747]

>>10700903
>paying with cash
Literally the retard tax

[Anonymous No.10701754]

>>10699266
When my McDonalds got remodeled, they gave out free Happy Meals for a year and Big Macs for a year to anyone that showed up for breakfast on their first two days reopened.

The machines don't take the cards, so I have to have to wait in line for a wagecuck to stamp my card so I can literally steal money from the restaurant.

[Anonymous No.10701755]

>lasted a day
Where did it all go so wrong bros? Flippy was supposed to be the future

[Anonymous No.10701800]

>>10701754
Phoenix?

[Anonymous No.10701915]

>>10700427
theirs a bunch of mcdonalds in my area with these never once seen them pulled out and i think my area is one of the biggest users of them since min wage is 15.50

[Anonymous No.10702383]

>>10700883
>There's no such thing as a NEET.
what

[Anonymous No.10702443]

>>10699266
Sure, in Asia, west Europe and some cities in the US that will happen, but in the rest of the world where people can't be fucked to learn how to operate a machine, want human interaction, want someone to yell at, etc, no, they will keep employes.

[Anonymous No.10702488]

>>10701754
>free big macs for a year
>anyone that showed up for breakfast
Seems like they would loose money big time on this.

[Anonymous No.10702515]

>>10700294
Because....we live here!!

[Anonymous No.10702617]

>>10699276
That's what I do with any line anywhere. Hire more fucking people.

[Anonymous No.10702624]

>>10699266
Can it flash a sweet teenage smile at a lonely forty year old virgin? I doubt it. It's like these places don't understand why people even go there.

[Anonymous No.10702628]

>>10700497
Piqued

[Anonymous No.10702631]

>>10702624
As if teenagers ever smile, in or outside of their crappy minimum wage workplace.

[Anonymous No.10702632]

>>10702624
yeah but only fat ugly niggers work at fast food places, unless you go to chick fil a or some local restaurant.

[Anonymous No.10702650]

>>10702631
>>10702632
Have you even been to in and out burger or chic fil a?

[Anonymous No.10702661]

>>10701719
the fuck?
in alabama?
how is this even possible?

[Anonymous No.10702708]

>>10699277
They totally had a fry robot at my local McDonalds in the early 90s.
It was like a mechanical arm that loaded and lifted the fry baskets from the oil and emptied them into the warmer.
It even filled bags of fries.

Pic related is the burger boy in development.

[Anonymous No.10702714]

>>10699281
I’m living off my parents right now, and I can tell you that it sucks. What’s worse is, I’m having such a difficult time finding full time work. Fucking over saturated hiring market.

[Anonymous No.10702731]

>>10702661
Not in 'bama, and I don't know what the wages are here, but no one wants to work in fast food so they can't get employees. Not even the college kids who stay here want to work in fast food for a low wage. There's other jobs, like just working the register at the video store, that pay like 10USD per hour, and people leave monthly despite the fact that it's slow and zero stress. No one can afford to live on ~17K a year in a nice town so some places have to pay more or lose all their workers.

[Anonymous No.10702740]

>>10702708
And here's the drink conveyer belt.
Wagecucks should be scared.

[Anonymous No.10702751]

>>10702740
Unfortunately it still needs to be capped and handed to the customer through the drive-thru window

[Anonymous No.10702754]

>>10702708
>burger boy

Kek. Meant...
>burger bot
But "burger boy" is cuter

[Anonymous No.10703088]

I'm safe until delivery drones become ubiquitous or until they make a self-driving car that will drive like a suicidal asshole for a good tip.

[Anonymous No.10703235]

>>10699266
>Fat fuck
>Four channer
>Manlet
It just keeps happening

[Anonymous No.10703240]

>>10703088
You do realize that self-driving cars are going to be limiting our ability to break traffic laws long before they get to be totally autonomous, right? Your market potential is going down the drain before they're even instituted.

[Anonymous No.10703281]

>>10699266
>My workplace is run by thousands of automated scripts
>written by 3 people
>managers refuse to pay over time for these three people to write documentation for these systems

It's just a matter of time now. Any day, any moment.

[Anonymous No.10703292]

>>10703281
I'm not sure I follow. Are you predicting a mass corporate coup headed by incel programmers?

[Anonymous No.10703297]

>>10703292
Oh no, I'm expecting a bunch of upper management guys to lose their jobs because they're too cheap to pay the code monkeys to make run-books on critical systems. It's only three guys, all of them are getting on in years. There's already minor chaos when 2 out of 3 get sick.

[Anonymous No.10703305]

>>10703240
How's that?

[Anonymous No.10703400]

>>10699281
Good goy. Keep up that attitude and Mr. Noseburg might give you a $0.25 raise in 5 more years!

[Anonymous No.10703417]

>>10702731
Small town? Here in Commiefornia it's min wage or starve, that is if you can find one. There's always a mexican who will do it.

[Anonymous No.10703419]

>>10699274

>2018
>Paying with notes and coins.....

[Anonymous No.10703466]

>>10699276
Just order online on your phone.

https://youtu.be/Vq4qLjfTG04

[Anonymous No.10703472]

>>10703419
>2018
>Allowing financial institutions to track your purchasing decisions

[Anonymous No.10703497]

Thank fuck. Creativity and white collar jobs will be the norm. Only sad thing is that the image of a right leaning, honest, hard working American family man will fade.

[Anonymous No.10703513]

>>10701755
All flippy did was Cook the Burgers, he did it so efficiently that the people working their couldn't assemble the rest of the Burger fast enough tp keep up with it.

[Anonymous No.10703515]

feel bad for those old black women working 3 minimum wage jobs for their chirren and grand chirren desu

[Anonymous No.10703517]

>>10703497
>paper pushing
>creativity
Uh huh.

[Anonymous No.10703536]

>>10703466
I don't know why, but Maccas and McDicks make me so fucking mad. Any other colloquialism for McDonalds like Dons or Micky-D's is fine but those 2 just piss me off

[Anonymous No.10703583]

>>10699266
funny thing here is most of the people working at mcdonalds are 40 year old indians

[Anonymous No.10703693]

>>10700190
>>10699266
Same, they had one guy running a cash register, one guy dedicated to fixing sodas and three guys handing out orders. The place got less crowded because of the lack of lines so I think its positive.

Maybe they had one or two extra guys to just fetch stuff before but Id only prefer if my own workspace was a little bit less crowded.

[Anonymous No.10703705]

>>10700818
union workers are pieces of shit

[Anonymous No.10703706]

>>10703536
I like to call it the Clown House. Or sometimes I say to my friend "let's visit the boy in the yellow and red striped pajamas."

[Anonymous No.10703712]

>>10699281
Fry it up wagecuck

[Anonymous No.10703716]

>>10699266
>>10699276.
Join the cause if you are patrician.
>>10703636
A cleansing wave is coming.
I have lost faith in the other participants of this thread.
>>10699334
You may be redeemable. I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.10703724]

[Anonymous No.10704127]

>>10703706
>let's visit the boy in the yellow and red striped pajamas

[Anonymous No.10704128]

>>10702731

There's still video stores in Alabama?

>>10703724

Universal basic income my brother

[Anonymous No.10704139]

>>10699266
>Filthapelphia

[Anonymous No.10704154]

>>10702731
>working the register at the video store,
wat

[Anonymous No.10704618]

>>10702751
It's also a piece of ship no matter how many times I make Coke service the goddamn thing

[Anonymous No.10704821]

>>10699266
Good, im tired of them fucking up my order.

[Anonymous No.10704885]

>>10703536

McDick's doesn't bother me but I have the same autistic hatred for certain slang, especially britbong terms like Macca's. Just like how they call Jeremy Clarkson "Jezza," it only irritates me because it makes no sense

[Anonymous No.10704901]

Honestly I invite every single fast food restaurant and store everywhere to replace every single employee they have with a robot, because the sheer destruction it will wreak on the economy will probably lead to a revolution where we gut the rich and actually invest in renewable resources and a post-scarcity society which we are on the cusp of already.

[Anonymous No.10704955]

>>10704128
>tax the people who actually create things to give it to those who don't
yeah man let's finally fuck the middle class into oblivion so we can finally complete the atomization of everyone below the 1% and get our dystopian "civilization" already

[Anonymous No.10705198]

>>10703724
>capitalism.jpg

[Anonymous No.10705232]

>>10704821
Literally how can someone fuck up a macdonalds order

[Anonymous No.10705248]

>>10705232
By not speaking your fucking language and being new as personal is constantly fluctuating because of shitty conditions

[Anonymous No.10705250]

>>10701747
what

[Anonymous No.10705257]

>>10704955
>yeah man let's finally fuck the middle class into oblivion so we can finally complete the atomization of everyone below the 1% and get our dystopian "civilization" already

you can just tax the 1% if you think that's a problem. And taxing the people who create things and giving it to those who don't is already how taxation works. It's hard to tax the income of people without income.

[Anonymous No.10705598]

https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/flippy-burger-flipping-robot-shut-down/


Jobs safe for now, machine testing and reworking takes time.

[Anonymous No.10705614]

>>10699266
Sorry for the dumb question but how do you tip these things in america?

[Anonymous No.10705655]

I've never seen anyone use these machines. People are so averse to using them. I've seen the cashier line go out the door at a McD and not a single person use the machines.

[Anonymous No.10705710]

>>10704128
>Universal basic income my brother
Thats just a fancy name for communism

[Anonymous No.10705739]

>>10705257
>you can tax the people who can afford to move their money offshore and buy politicians
Cute

[Anonymous No.10705755]

>>10705710
Communists wouldn't fall for that shit ... they make people work. It doesn't matter how useless our welfare leeches are, communists would find something slightly useful for them to do.

Communists managed to make gypsies productive.

[Anonymous No.10705808]

>>10705614
Not a dumb question at all. You just have to download the McDonald's app and have it linked to your bank account

[Anonymous No.10705836]

>>10702443
>want someone to yell at
Sadly this is the reason there will always be actual people working customer service jobs.
There's always gonna be the "let me speak to the manager" types who will want someone to take their anger out on.

[Anonymous No.10705845]

>>10705755
People equate communism nowadays with bernout socialists who just want handouts from the gubberment.
ACTUAL communism is about EVERYONE working together as a society.
This sadly is lost on both the bernouts and trumptards.

[Anonymous No.10705857]

>>10699277
>>10702708
How do you think shitty microwave burgers are made?

>tfw despite being the lead of the world economy, americans still can't conceive of automation that doesn't involve some kind of anthropomorphic gynoid thing

I'm super into humanoid robot designs, like sexually, but it also offends me as a design wonk that to use a conveyor belt with a heater set above it hasn't occurred to the yankees yet. My workplace has an automated coffee machine AND we have our own personal tassimo in my specific room, and yet the current state of the art in San Francisco is to use a robot arm, and all your cars are still built by big arms wielding normal hand tools instead of rolling or stamping parts. Even the dragon dildos are made on 3d printers making non-reusable negatives instead of via injection-molding or reusable soft silicone molds.

>>10705710
>>10704128
>muh universal income
tax returns and welfare programs, are already basically universal income, silver spoon whiteys and welfare queen blacks are just too stuck up to make it last by not buying weed some weeks

>>10705755
modern commies are not like the chinese or soviets, theyre a different and significantly worse breed

>>10705845
>People equate communism nowadays with bernout socialists who just want handouts from the gubberment.
this but unironically. there are no other communists in the west. it's sort of like Quebec Separatism, the only separatists left are just edgelords. Even the actual Parti Quebecois recognizes that Quebec has all it ever asked for, and the PQ mostly just asks for more corporate subsidies and to make our own military gear that can be made in Quebec. If it were up to the PQ, the Surete Quebec dudes would roll around in american M1s but every individual abbo would have their own Arrow just because >muh jobs.

[Anonymous No.10705858]

>>10705710

You fundamentally misunderstand the virtuous circle. I'm sure you don't know who the fuck Adam Smith was, but he said without progressive taxation Capitalism would essentially die.

You're in late state capitalism and it would do you a justice to read up on the shit you clearly don't fucking have any grasp of.

I know you're too young and stupid to picture the near or latent future, but you should start thinking about it before you're ground into Soylent Green like the asshole you deserve to be.

Think about 'how shit works' after 'shit can't work like this anymore in a fundamental sense.'

Yes, I hate you kind of people without imagination.

[Anonymous No.10705876]

>>10705845
>ACTUAL communism is about EVERYONE working together as a society.
Which historically never happens because there are always some people which want to freeload.

It's not lost on anybody. Most people realize that it's pointless to discuss it because it doesn't match reality. Some people are hardworking, other people are louts and lazy assholes. Communism would be great if everyone was hardworking and altruistic. But people aren't like that, so the system fails hard.

[Anonymous No.10705880]

>>10705857
>tax returns and welfare programs, are already basically universal income, silver spoon whiteys and welfare queen blacks are just too stuck up to make it last by not buying weed some weeks

You sound exactly like those people. You don't sound very clever or knowing or wise.

You know that there is machine AI that makes doctors predictions look like children using webmd. They have Wall Street algos that make traders look like they're reading from Investing for Dummies. Engineering AI that can design shit in seconds that takes a real Engineer weeks.

What's the concept of 'work' to a simpleton like you?

You can't change your paradigm because you're not smart enough to.

[Anonymous No.10705900]

>>10705857
>me as a design wonk
Yes, you have the classic problem with most "designers"--the mind of an artist, but little practical experience.

>>conveyor belt with a heater set above it
That's common in many industries, like those making TV dinners and so on. Restaurants don't want that solution. They want something that's simpler to retrofit into an existing kitchen, and can easily be operated manually in case of a failure. But you didn't even think about those key points.

>>big arms wielding normal hand tools instead of rolling or stamping parts.
The parts the big robots are assembling are indeed rolled and stamped.

>>Even the dragon dildos are made on 3d printers making non-reusable negatives instead of via injection molding
Ever priced out a brand new mold for injection molding something? Tens of thousands even for a very very simple one. Hundreds of thousands is common. I doubt that company has enough sales to warrant footing such a high upfront cost, assuming they could even afford it if they wanted to.

God what I wouldn't give for "designers" to get some real world experience so they could better understand the consequnces of their design choices.

[Anonymous No.10705907]

>>10705858
Adam Smith was a goddamn moron, that's who he was.

>>Late stage capitalism
Is that the cool new phrase that replaced "Peak Oil" with the Prius and Avocado crowd?

[Anonymous No.10705914]

>>10705907

Yes, the Father of Capitalism. Jesus, you fucking dullards.

Sorry man, if you don't understand how late stage oligopalist capitalism works, you're probably 17. You're a kid.

[Anonymous No.10705918]

>>10705880
>What's the concept of 'work' to a simpleton like you?
well, i graduated from high school so I know there's a definition that relates to converting energy

but you're race baiting or something so I'll just say my real answer: work, as in something you do for money, is whatever you do that someone pays you for.

>>10705907
>Adam Smith was a goddamn moron, that's who he was.
true
didnt he say that if you add new fluid to the ocean, you now own the ocean until someone else adds fluid to it? the whole value-adding concept of property

>Is that the cool new phrase that replaced "Peak Oil"
im pretty sure it is, ive never seen it in a context that wasnt prefacing a complaint that is clearly from some "WHY THINGS GOTTA COST MONEY" type communist

[Anonymous No.10705921]

>>10705907

Here's some words for your next economy midterm. Regulatory Capture, Trust Busting and how its now ignored. Anti-competitive Practices. Insider Trading(that's great lately for Steel).

Just a whole bunch of shit you know nothing about and can't address.

[Anonymous No.10705922]

>>10705914
Capitalism has existed ever since the dawn of time. Adam Smith didn't invent a damn thing.

>oligopalist capitalism
the sad thing is that you acually think that your little hipster bullshit is not fiction.

[Anonymous No.10705939]

>>10705921
I suspect I'm more well read on economics than you are. I'm just not dumb enough to listen to the idiots in the field.

Austrian school 4 life, nigga.

[Anonymous No.10705942]

>>10705922

You're talking about 'trade' not 'capitalism'. You don't even know that.

ANYHOO, you guys are like highschool midwestern people that have a decade of work to do.

You'll learn right around the time that you can't do a damn thing about it.

I posited that theory about 20 years ago. I said. The Nascent Generation Wouldn't learn enough to control the Antecedent Generation.

You're not smart enough in time to control the people that design your horrible existence. So you end up miserable and angry and torture the NEXT generation right on schedule.

Fun, huh?

[Anonymous No.10705969]

Sorry, you were just designed to be dumb people by making sure the public school system is impoverished.

You're dumb by design, every generation so Republicans can keep existing. That's why the rest of the planet is "progressive" while you're all sitting in some fucked up version of the 50s with some fascism mixed in.

You people aren't living in a normal society.

[Anonymous No.10705975]

>>10705969
wtf? I love normies now

[Anonymous No.10705981]

>>10705975

Pretend life isn't going to smash you in the face. You'll end up as a suicide in your 20s. I wish I was kidding. You're probably there now.

[Anonymous No.10706072]

/ck/ - Folk Economics and Cantakering

[Anonymous No.10706084]

>>10706072

HIghschoolers who don't know a fucking thing about life.

We're used to you empty skull folk. You're like a fart people end up passing through and ignoring

[Anonymous No.10706088]

>>10705981
dude.... what

[Anonymous No.10706091]

>>10706072

You feel like a human fart, right? You just seem like nothing, but malodorous.

[Anonymous No.10706104]

>>10706088

Dude.. Dude!? DUDE?! WHAT?

Do you ever consider that you sound like a stupid cunt? You're not a person. You're an embreyo someone never should have had.

[Anonymous No.10706108]

>>10706072
Al/ck/

[Anonymous No.10706365]

>>10699266
These things have been in my area for years.

[Anonymous No.10706452]

>>10705808
Thanks. How do I tip you?

[Anonymous No.10706463]

>>10706104
Sorry, I was buying weed with your hard earned tax dollars. What are you mad about again?

[Anonymous No.10706482]

>>10706463
Joke's on you. I don't actually work all that hard at all. Really just enough to not get fired.

[Anonymous No.10707856]

>>10706365
Can confirm in Canuckistan.

[Anonymous No.10707859]

Once we automate, we'll hand out universal basic income, so the wagies will embrace neetdom in the end. Isn't technology grand?

[Anonymous No.10707862]

>>10707859
I never knew technology had the ability to obviate inflation. That's amazing.

[Anonymous No.10707863]

>>10707862
Well, it's not like they'll be living a luxurious lifestyle, very basic, maybe apartment buildings with small studios. only basic utilities and whatnot, a food allowance, etc.

[Anonymous No.10707903]

>>10707859
>we'll hand out universal basic income

but who will be paying for it?

[Anonymous No.10707924]

>>10707859
>>10707863
You should read Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut. A very entertaining novel.

[Anonymous No.10708029]

>>10700883
you don't know what a neet is do ya?

[Anonymous No.10708651]

There's nothing wrong with this. Wagoids asking for basic human pay are basically filth and must be replaced posthaste so my investors can afford another yacht.