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>coworker comes out with us to the bar all the time
>never gets alcohol and gets these fucking gay glasses of tonic water with a slice of lemon in them

What the fuck is wrong with people

>> No.10697749

So he wants to spend time with his friends, but wont partake in putting literal poison into his body like the rest of you, and this makes you upset?

Think beyond societal norms.

>> No.10697750

>>10697732
I do this. I'm an alcoholic.

It's easier than explaining that and making everyone uncomfortable.

>> No.10697754

what's funny about this is, I see people on here and /adv/ complaining that they would like to go out to the bar with their buddies, but they're scared to because they don't drink alcohol (don't like the taste, recovering alcoholic, religious, whatever) and don't want to be pressured. nearly every time, someone tells them to go anyway and just order water or pop. so maybe that guy is doing that. let him be, he's not bothering you.

>> No.10697760

Booze tastes worse than it makes you feel.>>10697750

>> No.10697771

>>10697760
I don't drink anymore.

>> No.10697778

>>10697771
I misquoted by accident because phone posting. And I'm too much of a lazy asshole to delete it and repost it.

>> No.10697781

>>10697732
it's fine. he wants to look like he's drinking alcohol, but stays true to his principles. nothing wrong with that.

>>10697750
i get this completely. i would rather drink diet cokes at the bar with coworkers then slam a pint of whiskey when I get home.

>> No.10697789

>>10697750
Also an alcoholic here. I usually ask the waitress for iced tea in a whiskey tumblr beforehand. Everyone thinks I'm just a rapist.

>> No.10697793

>>10697789
I usually just go with the tonic water because I used to like them back when I still drank and no one knows if they didn't hear me order. Every time i see someone ordering the same thing I wonder if they're an alcy too.

>> No.10699306

>>10697749
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>> No.10699313

So he wants to go out and socialize and have a good time but doesn't like the taste of feel of alcohol? Maybe he had problems with alcoholism in his past and wants to stay sober?

What a fucking asshole.

>> No.10699357

>unironically drinking the jew water

>> No.10700455

>>10697732
He's on the wagon but still wants to hang out with his buddies. What's wrong is that you're a prick.

>> No.10700700

>>10697732
They care too much about what other people drink

>> No.10700726
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>>10697732
Alcohol is only as popular as it is because it's a legal drug. If you ever graduate to real drugs, you'll never waste time with that kid stuff again.

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>>10700726
thats what iv always told my friends man, kinda sucks cuz they stopped hanging out with because of my drug usage

>> No.10700757

>>10697732
>What the fuck is wrong with people
I dunno what it is either anon but there's these faggots out there who don't have anyone to talk to when going out so they just constantly bitch about others and bicker over nonsense like what people drink at the bar and shit
It's ridiculous, I know

>> No.10700765

>>10700726
>>10700750
Imagine being this pretentious about drug use.
Booze is a slow, goofy, fun time. Not every trip has to be some mind blasting, reality destroying experience.

>> No.10700767

>>10700750
Adopt doggo. Problem solved.

>> No.10700773

>>10699306
not that anon but
>I can only have a good time when I'm drinking!
>Therefore other people need to drink to have a good time as well!
>If they're not drinking they're ruining my good time!!
What's it like being 16.

>> No.10700774

>>10700765
OP is the one who came in here with a shitty attitude about people who don't do what he does, so that's what I gave right back.

>> No.10700819

>>10700765
Not the anons you're talking to but I definitely know people who act like OP.
>be at friends house sitting around playing cards sipping some beers
>they roll a blunt of marijuana up quick and start smoking it
>gets passed to me, I keep talking and pass it to the next person
>'arent you going to take a hit anon?'
>>'nah I'm good'
>'... dude dont be a bitch, have a smoke'
>>'nah I'm pretty alright'
>'dude it's good stuff take a rip'
>>'.... No, but thanks though'
>'dude stop being a pussy and smoke'
There is nothing worse than someone who can't fucking take no for an answer.

There is a reason why I only see them once a week now.

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>>10699306

>> No.10700875

>>10700750
Its probably because you are always fucked up. I think that is why I have no friends as well.

>> No.10700881

>>10700819
Yeah they sound like cunts. Fuck them.

>> No.10701295

>>10699306
you must be fun at parties

>> No.10701325

>>10700765
I recently tried weed and it basically felt like being drunk, but after a while, it made me extremely tired, cranky, and selfish.
don't get what all the fuss is about. would much rather get buzzed off wine or liquor; it makes me feel happier, more affectionate, and giggly

>> No.10701333

>>10701325
Weed sucks even worse than booze.

>> No.10701338

>>10700819
Don't be a little antisocial faggot and participate in the social event you joined

>> No.10701339

>>10697732
probably just doesnt drink but still wants to chill. you dont have to drink to have a good time anon

>> No.10701342

>>10697749
>poison
Is there a more soiboy thing to call alcohol?

>> No.10701355

>>10700819
Yeah nah fuck people like that. I can't smoke with other people because my body just does not handle THC well, I always get beyond fucked up and start freaking out.

>> No.10701359

>likes to be social
>doesn't like to drink
>possible DD because he's a good friend
Are you literally autistic, OP? It's not hard to figure out.

>> No.10701363

>>10697732
Doesn't want to get drunk but wants to hang with friends, whats wrong with that?
If you have to get drunk to hang out with certain people they aren't worth being friends with.

>> No.10701368

>>10697732
Why does this make you insecure?

>> No.10701409

>>10697732
keep this shit out of /ck/

>> No.10701418

>actually drinking with co-workers like they're your friends

lmao I bet you defend your employer if someone talks shit about them too

are you the type of person who recommends the shitty company you work at to people, just because you work there

capitalism was a mistake

>> No.10701420

>>10701368
OP is socially awkward even when drinking and knows that someone who isn't drunk or buzzed will notice.

>> No.10701477

>>10701418
you sound lonely.

>> No.10701503

>>10701477
nah I make friends through hobbies and social events and spend my free time with people I want to spend my free time with instead of pretending to be friends with someone because they pay my rent like some kind of hooker

>> No.10701537

>>10697732
Maybe he has alcoholism in his family and is worried about becoming one himself but still wants to go with you guys.

>> No.10701541

>>10697732
I will eventually have to do this one day most likely. I'm 5 years into full blown alcoholism and have been drinking for 10 total. In the future I could easily see myself having to drink straight tonics if invited to a bar.

>> No.10701561

>>10701541
That's rough. I have a friend and fuckbuddy who tried necking himself over it.

Take care man.

>> No.10701569

>>10701561
I'm lucky that I have a really good relationship with my family. I also drink a lot less than I used to and I stopped buying liquor for the house 1 year ago and haven't went back.

>> No.10701690

>>10701418
>you cant like the people you work with because you work with them

i bet your the type of faggot that everyone hates at the office and thinks is a creepy autist

>> No.10701699

>>10701503
I remember thinking this right outside of high school too.

>> No.10701706

>>10697732
I would go out on smoke breaks, I don’t smoke... just some of the hot guys smoked...

>> No.10701712

>>10697732
Maybe he’s a recovering alcoholic or just does bot like it.
What I usually do is to get one (1) drink and spend all the night with it, by the end is flat and or watered down, but at least I don’t have to rub into other people’s faces the fact that I don’t like to drink outside of meals

>> No.10703300

>>10701342
Good job proving anon's point.

>> No.10703306

>>10701706
>first the smoking
>then the binge drinking
>then the stds
>then the miscarriage
tfw you will never be attractive enough for thots to wreck their health just to spend time with you

>> No.10703310

>>10697778
Bullshit. You were drunk. Fucking hypocrite.

>> No.10703322

I don't drink and sodas are literally one of the worst things you can put in your body.

>> No.10703369

>>10703322
Especially in america since they use high fructose instead of sugar

>> No.10703382

>>10697732
Hipsters.

>> No.10703392

>>10697749
Alcohol is a drug

>> No.10703436

>>10697750
Pretty sure they can figure it out numbnuts.

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>>10697789
>>10697793
>>10697750
Also in recovery. At first, social events are a goddamned nightmare. Toasts and a round of shots or whatever can wreak havoc. You can only be in the john for so long before the rest of the group starts to wonder. I've been sober 14 years now, so it's not the big deal it once was. I'm rarely at a bar with folks I don't know well. If I am and don't feel like spilling my story, I just tell them I have to drive. These days, that's a pretty well-accepted response.

Stay sober if you need to, friends.

>> No.10704360

>>10701295
The ultimate Reddit response.

>> No.10704392
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>>10701409
shut up

>> No.10704413

>Father was an alcoholic
>Brother's an alcoholic
>Grandfather was an alcoholic
>Multiple uncles on that side are alcoholics
Can't drink after seeing your dad drunk as a skunk every day for 15 years

>> No.10704610

>>10700819
None of that happened unless you are hanging out with High Schoolers and College freshmen
I occasionally refuse weed and alcohol at social gatherings the same way no one gives a shit and they wont egg you into doing it with them unless they're immature

>> No.10704639

>>10700819
DUDE

>> No.10704744

>>10704610
This right here. Immature people need validation for the things they do, and the easiest way to get that is to have others do what you are doing. Mature people don't really give a fuck about what others do to have a good time. As long as people are being respectful then anything is fine and everyone can have a good time.

>> No.10704760

>>10700819
that sounds like bizarro opposite world, nigga actually implores you to mooch weed off him?
are you all rich?

>> No.10704770

>>10697732
let them do what they want you stupid manchild

>> No.10704775

>>10700765
Ket is pretty good tho desu, can be anywhere in between better than drunk and a reality destroying experience :^)

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10704961

You can drink with out getting drunk you fucking children.

>> No.10704972

>>10701325
>>10701333
Also an alchy here. Didn't try weed until well after I had become a heavy drinker. I feel the same way about pot and couldn't enjoy it unless I was also drunk.
Also it makes my dick feel super hot which makes me uncomfortable.

>LSD is fun tho.

>> No.10704989

>>10701342
>Is there a more soiboy thing to call alcohol?
Beer literally has more estrogens than actual soy, faggot.

>> No.10705001

>>10697732
What the fuck is happening in this webm?

>> No.10705006

>>10704961
Why would you? Alcohol is fucking disgusting, it is biologically repulsive.

>> No.10705020

>>10701561
>fuckbuddy
>himself
Are you sure it wasn't because he realized he's a faggot?

>> No.10705090

>>10701418
>not socializing at the office instead of working
>not heading out early to go get drinks with your cool coworkers
How do you ever expect to start a revolution without strong relationships with fellow workers? "comrade"

>> No.10705169

>>10705001
nu-humor

>> No.10705176

>>10697732
fuck man I am an aussie piss head and I could give two shits if someone doesn't want to drink. I only care if they spend the whole time deriding alcohol like a holy than thou faggot

>> No.10705193

>>10705001
Soy withdrawals

>> No.10705246

>>10704989
>in the late 1800's there were more than 4800 small craft brewers in the US
>most saloons of any size brewed their own beer
>the rough and tumble men who built a nation from their blood, sweat and tears drank craft beer
Fast forward to 2010+ and pale, tendies eating, cheetos crumb stained fatfucks living in mom's bf's basement call them "soiboys." Their 16 yo daughters could have mopped the floor with you, lol!

>> No.10705362

>>10705246
Drink your estro-brew and shut it, girly boy.

>> No.10705363

>>10700819
Two of the unwritten rules about smoking weed is 1) Always share the love and 2) If someone turns it down, move on and don't pressure them

Sounds like those dudes are just massive cunts and you should cut them out of your life immediately.

>> No.10705545

>>10704392
i don't even know why this is making me so fucking angry

>> No.10705557
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>>10705545
its a style of cinematography intended to do so. the fast movement followed by still imagery is intended to provoke a fight/flight response, like seeing a fast moving animal that instantly becomes still after it notices you looking at it

that and also the Soi Faec :^O is one that actually conveys aggression or nerviousness, rather than mirth. and a lot of the faces hes making are cartoonish in general. not only is the method of filming/acting already alarming or angering, but it's likely upsetting to see a grown-ass man be so childish

>> No.10705562

>>10705090
>>10701418
americans are such a sad people. it seems like posts like this are trolling at first, but seeing americans on facebook and twitter and tumblr and shit shows it really is like this. how sad

>> No.10705567

>>10697732

Thank you god for not making me apoplectic over stupid shit like this

>> No.10705589

>>10697732
still better than
>coworker comes out to a bar
>always wants and old fashion
>the place or girl obviously doesn't know if they have that
>has to explain loudly about the drink
>explains to everyone again what it is
>they don't have it
>orders the cheapest well drink right after

>> No.10705733

>>10705562
What

>> No.10705754

>having friends
>interacting with coworkers
normies get out reeeeeeee

>> No.10705776

>>10704760
god how poor are you that you wouldnt ask some at a party if they wanted to smoke. ive never seen some one at a party out side of hs trying to limit whos smoking with them.

>> No.10705798

>>10705006
t. tastelet

>> No.10705809

>>10705589
>old fashion
Im pretty sure every bartender knows how to make those

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>be military
>but only reserve
>went out drinking with rest of the sailors after a short parade
>they remark that I really put it away and am "ready for halifax"
i need to become a better drunk, i usually end up getting really turnt on wine or strong beer (what you americans call malt liquor) and using lots of racial epithets off the cuff

like fuck, last time i got hype because a place had soju, im pretty sure i used both "nigger" and "chink" at least once every other sentence with my korean coworker and her chinese friends

>> No.10705888

>>10704210
I've got a little over 3 months. I'll go to a bar if I have a reason but I generally don't really like them anymore. I get this irritable sensation.

>> No.10705923

>>10705809
Nah we sit at a table the college aged waitress never fucking knows what he is talking about

>> No.10706067

>>10705923
Then ask the bartender. Old Fashioned is one of the most common cocktails around.

>> No.10706075

>>10706067
Not for the "after work" drink bars we go to, and he knows it. He does it so he can talk about how back in texas...