psych ward food

[Anonymous No.10691844]

who else been to the psych ward? the food was fuckin bomb

[Anonymous No.10691852]

>>10691844
that oikos costs a fucking dollar, and they just give it to some nutjob. Fuck you for draining the system OP you nutjob.

[Anonymous No.10691973]

The food was alright but that might have been because I was a vegetarian (now vegan) at the time. I hardly ate for the first couple days because there was nothing I could eat. Then my parents complained and then I got all the good stuff straight from the cafeteria upstairs that was available to everyone except the psych unit kids. I got shit like waffles, pancakes, spaghetti, veggie burgers, mac and cheese.

They gave us a lot of teddy grahams for snacks. I remember they brought us bananas and I ate like 3 or 4 of them because I fucking love bananas.

[Anonymous No.10691984]

>>10691844
>bragging about being forced into the psych ward
>of age
pick one

[Anonymous No.10691985]

>>10691852
i didnt get an oikos at mine. i dont think they had yogurt. but the milk, orange juice, pancakes, chicken and everything was incredible.

i think they add a bunch of addictive shit to the food to get people to eat it since half the loonies in there refused to eat.

you should meet the people in there. most of em arent sick or insane at all. most of them have shitty lives and fake suicides to get a week of free care

[Anonymous No.10691990]

>go to psych ward
>learn i have zucchini allergy
>barely eat because EVERYTHING has zucchini
>"sorry anon youre anorexic let me force you to drink weight gain shakes"
>5'5 and 140 lbs
>anorexic

[Anonymous No.10692004]

>>10691844
>2000-2500 calories/day for IP
no, it was awful

[Anonymous No.10692005]

>>10691844
ELENA DELUIGI?

[Anonymous No.10692009]

>>10691990
>5'5"

[Anonymous No.10692012]

>>10691990
imagine being this r17ddit

[Anonymous No.10692016]

>>10691973
i became vegan after a psych ward trip too. i was thinking about it before but i hadnt committed yet. then none of the food in there was vegan so i didnt bother trying. then a year later i talked to some vegans about it and they convinced me

[Anonymous No.10692020]

>>10691990
>5'5 and 140 lbs
Truly, when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.10692023]

>>10692009
I was 13 buddy calm down

[Anonymous No.10692976]

>>10692023
M A N L E T
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[Anonymous No.10693872]

>>10691844
psych ward food sucked. more like prison food.

[Anonymous No.10693883]

the one I went to was great. it was like soul food because the cafeteria staff was ran by an old black lady.

[Anonymous No.10693912]

When I was in, I was served nothing but sandwiches, and everything had this off flavour. Can't really put my finger on what it was but God do I miss it

[Anonymous No.10694038]

>>10691844

Dino Tendies is that you? You were a hero to that possum. Fuck what those doctors say.

[Anonymous No.10694072]

Breakfast was just okay but I liked the burgers

[Anonymous No.10694092]

It wasnt bad, stews, soups, that kind of thing. To be honest the most I can remember was that the place stank of detergent.

[Anonymous No.10694096]

You guys are making me want to an hero so that I can either fail and wake up in a comfy bed with gud fud or succeed and be free of my mortal coil. Both options sound splendid.

[Anonymous No.10694117]

>>10693912
It was meds.
They were putting your meds in the sandwich.
You dog.

[Anonymous No.10694141]

>>10691844
>forced into detox

Not the psych ward, but it wasn't actually completely consensual; it was jail or treatment. Ended up being medicated for the better part of a month, which was just lost time. Don't know if it was a dream or really happened, but confident a male nurse blew me without my consent. He watched me shower, but I was so drugged up that it was only after the fact I realized it wasn't ok.

Wouldn't call it bomb, but head cook took pity on me and made me sunny side up eggs while everyone else got scrambled.

[Anonymous No.10694152]

do americans have to pay thousands of dollars when they lose their marbles?

[Anonymous No.10694208]

>>10691844
I voluntarily admitted myself twice. Once 10 years ago and once 2 years ago.

The food was amazing both times, shame about the herion addicts knocking on my door and asking for cigerattes. Had to call for a nurse to lock it every time I went to the cafeteria or out with my wife to get coffee when she visited.

I was in there to get my pain meds sorted both times. They deal with people in all sorts of crisi situations, they don't get enough credit for the scope of their influence. I had a rheumatologist appointment within 2 weeks of being admitted, they arranged fast track for MRIs etc. Absolute saints.

[Anonymous No.10694476]

The last time I was in the psych ward the negro attendant served us green string beans, macaroni, and baked beans.

Now I knew perfectly well you didn’t serve two kinds of beans together at a meal. Beans and carrots, or beans and peas, maybe, but never beans and beans. The Negro was just trying to see how much we would take.

I ate as much as I could of the baked beans. Then I rose from the table, passing round to the side where the nurse couldn’t see me below the waist, and behind the Negro, who was clearing the dirty plates. I drew my foot back and gave him a sharp, hard kick on the calf of the leg.

The Negro leapt away with a yelp and rolled his eyes at me. “Oh Miz, oh Miz,” he moaned, rubbing his leg. “You shouldn’t of done that, you shouldn’t, you reely shouldn’t.”

“That’s what you get,” I said, and stared him in the eye.

[Anonymous No.10694514]

>>10694476
lol is this from a story?

[Anonymous No.10694522]

>>10694476

[Anonymous No.10694525]

>>10694476
What a bizarre story. Green beans and baked beans taste nothing alike. Mexicans put 2 different types of beans in chili, you're legit unhinged.

[Anonymous No.10694557]

>>10694514
Except for the first sentence which I condensed, the rest is an excerpt from Sylvia Plath's The Bell Jar.

I highly recommend it for anyone who feels isolated, depressed, "done" with the world, suicidal, or as the title suggests, "suffocating under a bell jar."

It's really easy to read and pretty funny. I don't know if spoilers work on this board so I'll put this in a hastebin: https://hastebin.com/javexawufu.vbs..

>>10694525
That's what makes it funny :)
The main character is always teetering on the brink of insanity, a lot of the time you can't tell if she's messing around or actually psychotic or both

[Anonymous No.10694602]

>>10694557
thanks il check it out, cheers

[Anonymous No.10694629]

>>10691973
Hey, T! How's things?

[Anonymous No.10694639]

>>10694096
you could also fail and not wake up because you're stuck in a coma.

[Anonymous No.10694649]

>>10694152
That or go homeless.

[Anonymous No.10694782]

>>10694117
Nah, I got my meds IV and orally. It's illegal to sneak meds into patients' food here, like in most other first world countries.

[Anonymous No.10694833]

>>10694152
Not usually. Lots of state run hospitals still

[Anonymous No.10694874]

>>10691844
I didn't eat the food. I miss being anorexic instead of now bulemic, pic related was me shortly before being admitted.

[Anonymous No.10694879]

>>10691844
Been there, can confirm. The food was way better than it had any right to be.

[Anonymous No.10694884]

>>10694208
Why did you feel the need to blog about your inane boring medical experience?

P.s. can u send me some pills ?

[Anonymous No.10694891]

>>10694557
So its written by a roasite? No thanks

[Anonymous No.10694903]

>>10694891
if sylvia plath were alive she'd be shitposting on /r9k/ and /lit/ 24/7

esther greenwood is truly autistic