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ITT: Lets post food that nobody likes

>> No.10689018

anything Aspic makes me angry

>> No.10689020

>>10689015
Pic related is beef jerky btw

>> No.10689029

>>10689015
jerky is great when properly sliced thin, salted, and hung to dry till brittle.
the shit out of dehydration machines can fuck right off.

>> No.10689037
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Only me

>> No.10689040

>>10689015
Dry jerky rules, it's the moist type that noone likes. It's what happens when you give it flavors like teriyaki

>> No.10689046

>>10689037
I fucking love those, but I feel like I have to buy them in secret so my neighbors don't judge me.

>> No.10689050

Who the fuck doesn't like jerky?

>> No.10689053

>>10689050
Vegans

>> No.10689080
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>> No.10689178
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Fried chicken from fast food chains.

KFC makes me dizzy

>> No.10689230

>>10689029
May I ask why? I've never had an issue with it and mine always comes out great.

>> No.10689232

>>10689230
He doesn't like it so nobody does and it's always shit.

>> No.10689247

>>10689232
Oh, that's right, I should have known. Fuck me.

>> No.10689289
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>> No.10689293

>>10689020
Could I turn that into creamed chipped beef by adding it to a cream sauce or would the flavor be off?

>> No.10689298
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>>10689029
Bullshit, jerky from the dehydrator is excellent. I'm making some today. Soy sauce, Worcester sauce, onion and garlic powder, black and red pepper, salt. Good stuff man.

>> No.10689301

>>10689080
You probably also use the word 'mouthfeel'

>> No.10689433
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>>10689289
hmmm, i like it

>> No.10689442
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>> No.10689529

>>10689442
only kfc coleslaw

>> No.10689939

>>10689442
As long as it's not sweetened too much, coleslaw is delicious.

>> No.10689984

>>10689015
Just bought 6lbs of jerky. Deal with it.

>> No.10689987

>>10689046
I'm not even your neighbor and I'm already judging you

>>10689442
coleslaw is great asshole

>> No.10689989

>>10689018
Yeah i don't like Mexican either

>> No.10689990

I like everything in this thread

>> No.10689992

>>10689015
Jerky is god tier.
Always trade for jerky with MRE's

>> No.10689997
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>> No.10690013

>>10689293
I add teriyaki BJ to my cup o noodles and it’s good, so it should work.

>> No.10690025
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>> No.10690558
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>>10689178
yeah, why are people willing to eat that garbage

>> No.10690590

>>10689997
Only nancy boys like miracle whip

>> No.10690798

>>10689015
>my mother in law's cooking.
It's really, really awful.

>> No.10690808

>>10689997
I hate this crap with a passion because sometimes mommy would buy it thinking it was mayonnaise and then we'd be stuck with it in the fridge for a month

>> No.10690821

>>10690808
>a month
We had a jar in the fridge for a year because it was so fucking nasty
Didn't know it would change colors

>> No.10690832

>>10689442
no you're wrong

>> No.10690833

raisins

>> No.10690844
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>> No.10690863

>>10689298
fucking wrong shitcock

>> No.10690869
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>> No.10690903
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>>10689015
ITT: Children with no life experience judge food preferences, the most pointless and masturbatory act since the next time they do it.

>> No.10690966

>>10690863
Of course you prefer nigger cock to beef jerky

>> No.10691045
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>>10689029
>dry till brittle

>> No.10691391

>>10689984
what does that cost, like 4 grand?

>> No.10691602

>>10689442
it works to cut the richness of greasy meat in a bbq sandwich but i judge people who eat it by itself

>> No.10692056

>>10691391
120.00, m8.

>> No.10692064

>>10689015
>he doesn’t like a good ‘ky

>> No.10692136

>>10689990
I like everyone in this thread.

>> No.10692145

>>10689997
i like it more than mayo

>> No.10692147

>>10689040
yall niggas never had good butcher shop beef jerky when the roll a strip of fat in some jerky it just melts in your mouth

>> No.10692192
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>>10689015

>> No.10692322

>>10689997
I loathe this garbage. My mom always used to buy this shit when I was growing up instead of mayo. As soon as I moved out I always began buying half fat Helman's mayo and I've been a proud citizen of Flavour Town ever since.

>> No.10692328

>>10690025
just what are you trying to achieve?

>> No.10692330
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>> No.10692348

>>10692328
Some men just want to watch the world have burning constipation.

>> No.10692488

>>10689080
ive liked limas for my entire life. was i the only kid who liked the majority of veggies?
i even liked asparagus.

>> No.10692538

>>10692488
Grilled asparagus with a steak is god tier.

>> No.10692539

>>10692488
Asparagus is delish. So are brussel sprouts, which seem to be every kid's bane. Only have had Lima beans in cans or frozen so can't comment on quality limas.

>> No.10692544

>>10692192
what is that? sponge?

>> No.10692551

>>10692539
Steamed lima beans with butter, salt and pepper. Great stuff.

>> No.10692553

>>10692544
Tripe I believe.

>> No.10692560

>>10689442
Depends, but good coleslaw can be one of the yummies things out there. I could eat the shit out of it basically exclusively

>> No.10692562

>>10692539
I hated brussel sprouts as a kid because the only way I had ever been served them is plain boiled. Which, essentially, turns them into a boiled pod of fart. It wasn't until I had them properly roasted did I realize their true potential.

>> No.10692565

>>10690869
Looks like the most goddamn delicious thing I’ve ever seen

>> No.10692567

>>10692330
stop being a pussy

>> No.10692749

>>10692136
I like you.

>> No.10693811

>>10689989
>reddit joke
One shekel has been added to your karma

>> No.10693814

>>10689029
>brittle jerky
>good

>> No.10693818

>>10689442
Depends on mayo. Shit mayo and not fresh carrots makes me sick

>> No.10693819

>>10692749
You're gay ass nigga

>> No.10693828 [DELETED] 
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10693828

like my bacon soggy

>> No.10693857

Blue Cheese
>alright the cheese is done, let's take it out
>I don't feeeel like it
>dude it's going to go bad please take it out
>I don't waaaannnnnnaaaaaaaa
>dude holy shit it's now months over due, the cheese has been ruined by mold... fuck it, ship it.
>Fine. I'll ship it.

>> No.10693879

>>10692147
I can't decipher this post but I'm intrigued.

>>10692330
Salmiaki owns. I ain't trusting anything from that part of Europe that's shaped like a fish though.

>> No.10693933
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>>10689015
If no one cared about 'health' shit, this would never be made instead of rice or pasta

>> No.10693950

>>10689442
Eh really depends on how you make it and what you do with it. I make mine without sugar and pair it with smoked pulled pork and Carolina mustard BBQ sauce. Fucking delicious.

>> No.10695016

>>10693933
I haven't cooked it much differently than the last two times I made it in bulk, for the very heath reason you mention as it does outweigh rice and pasta to a carb:protein:fat:calorie ratio. But, it did kinda suck, it was overpriced, and I had to fucking clean it in a fine mesh strainer, for which, as a college student, I didn't have just lying around.
And fuck people who add that shit to granola. It's hard as stone.

>> No.10695047

>>10693857
Brainlet.

>> No.10695073

>>10690808
My mom would also buy miracle whip. But she would call it mayonnaise. So I grew up thinking I hated mayo. Never tried actual mayo until I was 19. Same thing goes for that country crook fake butter shit. I always just figured it was real butter.

>> No.10695075

>>10695073
did you beat your mom for being such a cheap cunt yet

>> No.10695080

>>10689029
>Brittle
You're a stronger man than I. I like some nice tender jerky.

>> No.10695095

>>10695075
It wasn't even about price. I'm pretty sure my parents just don't like mayo. No idea why they would buy that fake butter though. Especially since I remember having actual sticks of butter in the house.

>> No.10695104
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its fine for cooking but i've seen people, several people, straight up just take shots of this because the healthy benefits
theres no way they can enjoy that

>> No.10695124

>>10695073

I bet she also left food "open air" in the fridge..didn't she anon..

>> No.10695130

>>10689442
I'de rather choose coleslaw over piemontaise when it comes to salad including mayonnaise.

>> No.10695217

>>10695124
Like left food in the fridge uncovered/without a container? Because she didn't do that.

>> No.10695412

>>10695104
It only takes about ten tastings of anything to acquire the taste.
Someone should really let those niggants know about kombucha though.

>> No.10695417

>>10695124
lol if you don't cultivate your fridge biome like a zen bacteriogardener

>> No.10695423
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>>10689015
I guess this is considered food.

>> No.10695831

>>10695104

i watched a roastie chug a bottle of it after an hour long hot yoga class

>> No.10695874

>>10693933
Looks like a massive pile of used condoms.

>> No.10695880

>>10695831
She probably smells like dead cat dipped in motor oil.

>> No.10695961
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10695961

Jesus Christ Japan holy shit lay off the salt for fuck's sake this shit is literally inedible and the only reason Japs even pretend to eat it is because their grandparents did and it's "cultural".

>> No.10695970

>>10695104
I do this, but I don't enjoy it. When I have an upset stomach or feel bloated a shot of diluted apple cider vinegar fixes it faster than anything else. It's basically medicine.

>> No.10695981

>>10692330
Only non whites dislike dropharingen

>> No.10695989

>>10695961
oh my god i just got back from japan and i had an umeboshi onigiri every morning from the convenience store outside the hotel. i have a tub of them in my fridge right now. the thought of them is making all my salivary glands squeeze so hard it physically hurts, i'm drooling uncontrollably

>> No.10696017

>>10689018
>not respecting the genuine excitement people had for aspic

For hundreds of years, gelatin was such a royal pain in the ass to make that it was literally a royal delicacy that only the aristocracy could afford to indulge in.
When it was finally available in an easy to use, mass-produced form the world rightly took notice and experimented wildly.

>> No.10696095

>>10696017
Just because something is a """luxury""" food, doesn't mean it's any good. Case in point: lobster is fucking trash.

>> No.10696117
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>>10696095
Lobster's delicious and only a luxury for 3rd world flyovers who can't get fresh caught fish in any given parking lot.

>> No.10696119

>>10695970
Really? For me just normal white vinegar works

>> No.10696126

>>10696119
Yeah but that tastes extra bad. The apple cider stuff is at least somewhat palatable.

>>10696117
Lobster is an overpriced, flavorless bug that people have been tricked into thinking is a luxury food. The only way to eat it is smothered in fucking butter because otherwise it tastes like nothing. You know what else is eaten that way? Fucking popcorn.

>> No.10696150

>>10696126
I think I'd rather have the popcorn if I'm going to eat that much butter.

>> No.10696160

>>10696150
And you'll pay less money for it and enjoy it more than meme lobster.

>> No.10696168

ITT: people post food that atleast one guy in thread likes

>> No.10696178

>>10689053
Hardly, the stuff I used to eat at the deli I worked at, straight out of the smoker, was amazing

>> No.10696188

>>10696126
t. flyover

>> No.10696227
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>> No.10696278

Boiled cod.
It's okay lightly steamed, and brilliant grilled or fried, but boiled? Man, that's just lazy. Too many meals with that shit.

>> No.10696356
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Tastebuds are bros so I don't hate on any food. Having said that, the idea of eating something like pic related makes me wince in disgust.

>> No.10696368

>>10696356
Why the fuck is half that image CGI?

>> No.10696375

I'm waiting for the guy who hates sushi to show up and write paragraph after paragraph on how people only pretend to like sushi to feel rich and educated

>> No.10696390

>>10696368
Fake pic, real heart failure.

>> No.10696429

>>10692192
incorrect

>> No.10696437

>>10689433
That's because you're a nobody

>> No.10697208

>>10696356
I feel the same way about that bacon cheeseburger with the krispy kreme donuts for a bun.

>> No.10697218

>>10690844
Fuck you dude, this is the premium product if you want your almonds properly activated.

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>>10689015
I went looking for something worse than pork brains in gravy and found this. WTF, America?

>> No.10697252

>>10697241
If you're expecting us to defend the southeast then you'll be disappointed.

>> No.10697254

>>10692488
The only kids who hated veggies were the ones whose parents couldn't cook worth shit.

>> No.10697275

>>10697252
t. yankee fag who consumes mostly immigrant food

>> No.10697318

>>10697275
I'm from the whitest state in the country, Jethro.

>> No.10697390

>>10695016
Use stock instead of water. Last time I made it I used shrimp stock and ate it with some sauteed shrimp. It does taste bland as fuck on its own though, and it's way overpriced because soccer moms think it'll magically burn off their lovehandles or something.

>> No.10697404

>>10697318
Puerto Rico?

>> No.10697423

>>10692565
strawberries are already sweet, why make them even more sweet ?

>> No.10697433
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10697433

Seaweed is pretty great

>> No.10697954

>>10697275
>>10697318
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

But seriously, pickled pigs feet I can understand, but lips? Thy belong in hotdogs and school lunches, not dyed red in a jar.

>> No.10697958

>>10697423
Strawberries are sour, dumbfuck. You should try actually eating them and not just drinking strawberry milk.

>> No.10697976

>>10691602
you need vinegar in your bbq sauce if its too "rich"

>> No.10697978

>>10697954
strawberries are only sour in 3rd world countries like america. git fresh strawberries

>> No.10697996

>>10692330
what does this taste like

>> No.10698002

>>10689037
anything that comes out of a can tbqh

>> No.10698008

>>10697978
I live in Tasmania and grow Tioga and Festival for fun. Go fuck yourself.

>> No.10698029

>>10692322
>Helmonsl's
>Flavor town
Pick one

>> No.10698259

>>10693818
good slaw is made with sour cream, not mayonaisse

>> No.10698324

>>10692192

Those potatoes look fuckin great

>> No.10698334

>>10697996
like salty soap with a side of sweaty feet

>> No.10698352

>>10696017
bitch, what the fuck are you talking about? you get gelatin from stuff that you are left with when you take all the meat from an animal. mostly bones. and it's easy as fuck to make. damm.

>> No.10698357

>>10695423
fuck you I love candy corn
Last halloween I scarfed two bags of it in an afternoon. Almost died.

>> No.10698363

>>10697978
>thinks that there is only one kind of strawberry/ that all kinds taste the same
I bet you also think that there are only 2 kinds if potatoes: boiled and fried

>> No.10698396

>>10689298
>Soy sauce, Worcester sauce, onion and garlic powder, black and red pepper, salt
That sounds great

>> No.10698486

>>10697241
Farmer down here eat all parts of the animal. Pretty much everything gets turned into some kind of food. If it makes you feel better, it's pretty much exclusively a grandpa thing now, nobody who grew up with access to modern food touches it.

Also if you think just lips are bad you should look up, I think it's spelled souse? This'll gross out all the yankees and most of the Euros here at the least.

>> No.10699072

>>10698029
>Helmonsl's

>> No.10699074

>>10697958
You should try eating good strawberries when they're in season.

>> No.10699302

>>10695104
Brainlets drink this to lose weight.

>> No.10699486

>>10689015
I literally just finished eating a bag of jerky

>> No.10699526
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>>10698486
>Souse or more commonly Head Cheese a terrine or meat jelly made with flesh from the head of a calf or pig, or less commonly a sheep or cow, and often set in aspic.
Like a fruit cake of meat

>> No.10699548

>>10689015
Ham salad.

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>> No.10699648

>>10689015
Beef jerky is good, fuck you.

>>10689442
Yeah that shit is nasty and anyone who likes it is cancer.

>>10692192
I like tripe.

>> No.10699659

>>10695104
I used to drink it. It's like kombucha's evil sibling. Nobody drinks it because it tastes good.

>> No.10699667

>>10699590
I know a diabetic old guy who abuses his wife and daughter who drinks that shit every day.

>> No.10699680

>>10689015
I used to like beef jerky a lot, but it's impossible to eat once you get older and your teeth and intestines start to give out on you.

>> No.10699688

>>10692056
Post hot jerky links. All the shit at the store sucks and costs too much, I'm trying limit carbs and replace the difference with brotein, jerky is a great snack. I know there's hot internet dealz out there but I forget the good ones.

>> No.10699934
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i win

>> No.10699974

>>10698486
>most of the Euros
have you ever been to a butcher in France ?
grew up there and been eating shit like
>>10699526
all the time. Would gross out most younger germans though.

>> No.10700000

>>10689015
I have never met someone who doesnt like jerky, its what I would design if I had to create a food everyone likes.
>salty
>faty
>meat
Hits all the elements human beings are hardwired to crave.

>> No.10700019

>>10692565
How could you tell, all you would taste is sugar.

>> No.10700029

>>10695831
She definitely vomited it immediately, or at the least had massive diarrhea.

>> No.10700040

>>10699526
Half of my family is old school dutch and would make this shit when I was a kid, the smell when its cooking is beyond horrible.

>> No.10700068

>>10699934
Grape nuts are pretty goat anon.

Not saying it's universally unpopular, but I make a mean salmon rillette topped with roe and served with a sourdough and none of my friends or family will touch it. It's really good though.

>> No.10700132

>>10700068
Sounds good anon, what goes in that?

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>>10696227
wrong.

>> No.10700182

>>10695104
I unironically love the taste of white vinegar and Apple cider vinegar.

>> No.10700199

>>10695104
Wouldn't drink it on its own, but this makes a very good based for a Carolina style bbq sauce.

>> No.10700203

>>10700140
>Nigglers

>> No.10700221

>>10700203
I refuse to believe that nigglers is best joke you could come up with.

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>> No.10700236
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>>10699590
OMG that shit is absolute garbage. How and why its still around when polar is a thing I will never know.

>> No.10700239

>>10692539
>delish
kys

>> No.10700246

>>10695104
im adding 2 tbsps to lemon water to kill my kidney stones

>> No.10700258

>>10689015
fuck you op

>> No.10700269

>>10689442
which fast food chain sold the green coleslaw?

>> No.10700276

>>10697433
laverbread is god-tier

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>Literally the entire thread is pic related

fuck you, OP.

>> No.10700693

>>10700347
oh boo hoo he started a thread that got people discussing their different tastes
go cry in a corner you inbred cunt

>> No.10701303

>>10689442
Eat my ass. Slaw is based.

>> No.10701414

>>10690869
how do you eat these? one bite and all the chocolate falls off.

>> No.10701458

>>10699590
fuck you. L A C R O I X B O I X 2 0 1 8

>> No.10701507

>>10701414
The american way you shove 10 at the same time

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>>10689298
>ŞOYlent sauce

>> No.10701740

>>10692488
Most kids are pussies. I loved asparagus and green beans when I knew many kids who wouldn't touch those veggies.

>> No.10701756

>>10695831
that company makes an apple vinegar beverage too, that's probably what you saw.

>> No.10701774

>>10689018
I like tomato aspic, especially if there is a bit of cream cheese in the center. very summery and refreshing.

>> No.10701821

>>10701303
Honestly I'd rather eat ass than coleslaw.

>> No.10701859
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10701859

Shit tier candy

>> No.10701973

>>10695104
The only time I bought this was to help get rid of a swollen stye on my eyelid. Fucking shocked that it worked.

>> No.10702031

>>10698352
>American education

>> No.10702034
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10702034

>>10689230
>>10689298
>>10695080
Biltong is better and you can also make it in a proper dehydrator

>> No.10702047

>>10696126
>>10696126
First point right second point WRONG WRONG WRONG. You are having unfresh chump change, to have good lobster get it from a friend OR POT IT YOURSELF

>> No.10703563

>>10700000
>>10700000
>>10700000
pents

>> No.10703578

>>10695989
best 100y or less you can spend for a meal. got me going now too

>> No.10703683

>>10692330
Dutchie here, only shitskins dislike these

>> No.10703845

>>10700140
Go be a nigger somewhere else

>> No.10703849

Fat in a solid state

>> No.10704890

>>10689442
Everyone I’ve talked to in real life hates cole slaw but I love it as a side to a greasy sandwich.

>> No.10704895

>>10690869
Is that caramel in the middle? Wtf? I fucking despise chocolate covered strawberries, they’re so sickeningly sweet, but I feel like everyone loves them.

>> No.10704910
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>>10689289
You are really weaksauce.

>> No.10704912

>>10696356
That’s not real though

>> No.10704948

>>10689178
it's the monosodium glutamate that's making you feel dizzy
FYI monosodium glutamate is also the secret ingredient for KFC chicken

>> No.10705018

>>10700232
Yeah, there are at least a half a dozen better gins. Many don't cost as much either. You're paying for swill and advertising there.

>> No.10705222

>>10697958
>Strawberry are sour!!
>I need chocolate, caramel and sea salt to fix this mess!
>D E L I C I O U S
Society needs to bring back firing squads.

>> No.10705229

>>10689442
Homemade slaw is great on a bbq sandwich

>> No.10705287

Old person glass dish hard candy. I don't know anyone who likes it.

>> No.10705292

I love jerky but it keeps getting more expensive these days, I can't really justify buying it anymore.

Plus is it just me, or is it not nearly as dry as it used to be on average?

>> No.10705304

>>10693857
Blue cheese is the best cheese, change my mind

>> No.10705317

>>10701414
... how many bites does it take you to eat a strawberry?

>> No.10705319

>>10695104
I actually love the taste of apple cider vinegar, I add it to my fries with sea salt, or drink it diluted and sweetened with agave to make "vinegar-ade"

>> No.10705326

>>10697958
This is the stupidest thing I've ever read

>> No.10705339

>>10699590
Nothing can make this shit taste good, I've tried.

>> No.10705348

>>10689015
Who doesn't like jerky?
>>10689080
Steamed limas are great
>>10689289
Black licorice is awful
>>10689442
Try vinegar coleslaw
>>10689178
Yep
>>10699590
Fuck lacroix

>> No.10705554

>>10696356
Looks like some Tim & Eric level photoshop

>> No.10705570

>>10699590
Fucking film sets

>> No.10705581

>>10689289
fake news.

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>> No.10706686

>>10705292
The less moisture . They remove, the more it weighs.

>> No.10707241

>>10700246
Wont' work, don't trust the internet for that shit.

>> No.10707361

>>10692192
Hold up nigga tripes are succulent and cheap and great and you're a phony

>> No.10707410

>>10693857
Based densest anon
>>10696227
These are pretty bad I have to agree
>>10699526
Have a 3lbs plate of this in my fridge right now. My French grandmother coked it. It's really good.

>> No.10707870

>>10706686
Yeah but now there's a chance of moldy jerky

>> No.10707872

>>10696227
I remember loving these as a kid and hating red vines. Now red vines taste fine to me and twizzlers taste like wax.

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10707934

>>10689289
>>10689015
>>10689298
>>10692330
>>10702034
>>10704910
You geys are a buncha wimin.

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>>10707934
Here's some more big boi foods.

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10707964

>>10707934
That's black carbon btw.
>>10707939
Wat

>> No.10707979

>>10689015
Man I fucking cannot stand beef jerky. I use to get these beef sausages all the time at the nearby liquor store and loved them. I thought I would like the jerky too but it makes me gag i do not understand the appeal, the jack links are the ones I have tried and also the ones made locally.

>> No.10707988

>>10699667
Please report him to authorities or CPS

>> No.10708012
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>>10707988
>B-But he is the authoritah anon..

>> No.10708034

>>10689289
licorice is disgusting

LITERALLY old people's candy

>> No.10708048

>>10708034
Fuck you. Enjoying licorice is the start of maturity. You have not fully matured until you like Dutch licorice.

>> No.10708955

>>10692145

>> No.10709044

Potato Salad or Macaroni Salad. Because someone thinks the only thing that can complete a meal is a pile of cold slop.

>> No.10709071

>>10690844
Totally retarded. Just put a pinch of baking soda in your water if you want "alkaline" water.

>> No.10709110

>>10689442
Homemade coleslaw is god tier and easy to make.

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>>10700000
That's a lot of zeroes

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>>10689018

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10709233

yall sissies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg

>> No.10711177

>>10689015
>nobody likes beef jerky

Then I must be the only one
Give me all the jerky

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>>10696356
Hey that's actually pretty go-HNNNNNNNG

>> No.10711204

>>10709233
But those are great in jook.

>> No.10712118

>>10697996
salty coins

>> No.10712120

>>10698357
I don't get the hate for candy corn. I love the fuck out of it and you've made me crave it now.

>> No.10712953

>>10690903
Seriously, this board's really gone to shit

>> No.10712982

>>10711200
That's not funny du
HNNNNNG

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>>10689015
anything with soi, turns men into faggots

>> No.10714749

>>10707870
Water and preservatives are cheaper than meat.

>> No.10714757

>>10707241
Not that anon, but my roommate with no medical insurance had sucess with something like that.

>> No.10715631

Vegemate.

>> No.10715652

>>10701507
stems and all

>> No.10715657

>>10689442
Coleslaw is the ultimate pleb filter in that if you like coleslaw you are a tasteless pleb.

>> No.10715662

>>10700000
Woah... that must be like... at least three zeroes.

>> No.10715663

>>10700000
This thread is blessed and the lord has spoken.

>> No.10715664

>>10689442
Yeah no, fuck right off.

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10715676

>>10700000
Agreed. I don't know anyone who hates these things.

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10715697

>>10692192
>Not liking based Ciorba de Burta

>> No.10715700

>>10700182
I like it too but the acid burn is too much and diluting it makes it taste... Diluted.

>> No.10715701

>>10700140
Everything tastes better when you steal it

>> No.10715708

>>10706686
>The less moisture . They remove, the more it weighs.

That makes no sense at all

>> No.10715713

>>10705317
2-3

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>>10695104
The grape drink version is one of my all-time favorites

>> No.10715717

>>10700000
Checked, cheers mate
>>10715676
Slim Jim is totally different from jerky. Tastes good but it's too far removed to be called jerky-like, it's a meat-snack-stick or whatever.

>> No.10715739

>>10699934
>9 years old
>grocery shopping
>me and sister can choose one cereal each
>she chooses some chocolate marshmallow thing
>I always chose Grape Nuts

Something about the crunch is perfect. Also, I hate milk so would always eat it dry

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>>10705292
Like most things, Costco sometimes has good jerky deals. Picked up pic related last time, don't remember the price but remember it was cheap

>> No.10716189

>>10698008
based tasmanian produce god

>> No.10716279

>>10689298
>Soy sauce
If you had asked your wife's boyfriend, he would have told you to use onion sauce.
Cuck.

>> No.10716287

>>10689298
>onion
We all know you're lying, you don't need to try to convince us of anything. We already know the truth.

>> No.10716345

>>10689020
The only thing I hate about beef jerky is how expensive it is just for one bag at like 7/11 or Giant

>> No.10716772

>>10690025
youre wrong

>> No.10716915

>>10689037
>Canned tamales

What the fuck.

>> No.10716952

>>10700140
Mom didn't tell you to wash hands before... oh never mind.

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>>10701709
>>10716279
You're eating some form of soy in processed foods too, dumbfucks. It's in practically every processed food known to man, so unless you only prepare your own food (which I know you don't), you're eating soy too, hypocrites.

>> No.10718295

>>10699590
Shit taste confirmed

>> No.10718298

>>10700000
Quints settle it

>> No.10718309

>>10689018
>he doesn't enjoy lark's tongue in aspic

>> No.10718544

>>10715708
What don't you understand? Jerkey is sold by weight. Moist jerky will weigh more for a given quantity of meat than dryer jerky.

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10718563

>>10717379
>which I know you don't
Keep thinking that, fuckhole.

this is what food looks like.

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10718573

>>10692192
>>10696429
>>10699648
>>10707361
That shit's not meant for human consumption, its the devil shit stained smelly stuff only dogs like, cause it reminds them of how they also like to eat their own vomit.

>> No.10718578

>>10716345
about the same price as meat before it is dehydrated.

>> No.10718587

>>10717379
you're vastly over exadurating, soy is in a bunch of shit but its far from 100% saturation. Calm down. Also soy is fine to eat and if you're scared its going to act as estrogen you're a goddam moron.

>> No.10718619

>>10689178
imagine being so weak that fried chicken makes you dizzy

>> No.10718675

Sorry OP, but I don't have pictures of your mom's ass or your dick

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>>10718573

>> No.10718916

>>10696126
This guy speaks the truth.

>> No.10718986

>>10709233
Great in congee, or tofu side