British Kitchen Knifes

[Anonymous No.10685177]

>Be British
>Can only legally own a kitchen knife if you're a "professional"

I know British """cuisine""" is horrible, but do household British """cooks""" legitimately never chop Vegetables? Does any one on the island actually cook?

[Anonymous No.10685183]

They're talking about the sharp point at the end of a chefs knife, not the edge you cretin.
Never heard of anyone complaining that nakiri knives (japanese veg knives) don't cut.

[Anonymous No.10685187]

>>10685183
So all brits will be forced to be weebs now? Or will the stabbing turn into slashing?

[Anonymous No.10685188]

>>10685183

[Anonymous No.10685205]

>be British
>'angin out at me flat with me mate
>decide to make the ol' fishy and chippy
>only gots whole spuds to me name
>ain't got no carvey-slasherinos since queen mum banned 'em for king an' country
>try an' give em a wallopin' with me handy-dandy hands
>slip slidin all over the bugger!
>mate calls out "Oi Wellington, where be the glubs and spuds ya cunt?"
>tell him I gotta get out granpappy's rapier from the Great War
>beefeaters a'come crashin through my sodding windows and grab me up
>tomorrow I'll be tarred and feathered infront of the whole of London
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10685208]

>>10685177
Why do modern liberal democracies ignore the actual problems of crime and instead treat their citizens like children? All this means is that chefs will have to use government-approved cuck knives, and criminals will just find other ways to carry out violent acts.

[Anonymous No.10685219]

>>10685177

You can stab people with all sorts of things, this is absolutely misguided

[Anonymous No.10685227]

>>10685177

the british will eventually kill all humans in order to prevent them from dying.

[Anonymous No.10685231]

just brits are morons

[Anonymous No.10685234]

>>10685208
Because liberals love censorship and daddy state telling them what they're allowed to think.

[Anonymous No.10685252]

[Anonymous No.10685261]

>be Divided Ministry
>violence rises with mass immigration from the Middle East
>instead of less immigration or tougher punishment on crime, the solution is to ban knives

[Anonymous No.10685285]

>>10685252
>those two bread knifes with no sharp tip

[Anonymous No.10685290]

>>10685187
>Or will the stabbing turn into slashing?
it'll turn to slashing. then all knives will be outlawed and brits will be reduced to bludgeoning each other to death.

>>10685208
>Why do modern liberal democracies ignore the actual problems of crime and instead treat their citizens like children?
it's how they stay in power.

[Anonymous No.10685304]

>>10685187
Slashings are a serious problem in the UK, they just don't report on it because it looks more horrific than gun crime, it's verbal sleight of hand to ignore slashings and infer only stabbings occur which are typically better than being shot

>>10685219
>You can stab people with all sorts of things, this is absolutely misguided
The UK has gone full retard, I would not be surprised if they try to introduce mandatory mittens to prevent us punching one another soon

[Anonymous No.10685307]

>>10685177

Every worthwhile Brit now calls themselves an American. Only the trash is left on that island.

[Anonymous No.10685319]

Yeah, except it works. We don't have a lot of fatal violent incidents here.

How many US school shooting this week? Today even?

SEETHING

[Anonymous No.10685327]

>>10685319
>implying school shootings are important

[Anonymous No.10685328]

>>10685319
>Yeah, except it works. We don't have a lot of fatal violent incidents here.
Except when the religion of peace is involved

[Anonymous No.10685331]

>>10685319

>he doesn't homeschool

Sucks to be your shitty low IQ kid lol

[Anonymous No.10685332]

>>10685328
This just gets more and more relevant

[Anonymous No.10685336]

>>10685332
You forgot to mention those burgers shooting each other are young black men in gangs, so who cares? This doesn't happen in white America

[Anonymous No.10685337]

>>10685319
There has never been a school shooting in my state, let alone my city. Try harder.

[Anonymous No.10685343]

>>10685328
They got you too mate, remember nime eleben?

The UK is really safe, everyone knows this. I have no fear of being shot by a police officer.

[Anonymous No.10685352]

>>10685332
>niggers and spic shooting each other with illegal and imported guns
>huurrrr drumpf lel ypipo btfo

[Anonymous No.10685355]

>>10685336
Agreed. Gun violence in America is primarily a race issue. White American crime is pretty low OECD-tier.

I expect that European countries would experience similar amounts of crime if they had USA demographics.

[Anonymous No.10685358]

>>10685343
Getting shot by cops is probably better than enduring modern UK over a whole life span.

[Anonymous No.10685363]

>>10685343
Enjoy your coming Orwellian nightmare

[Anonymous No.10685368]

>>10685363
Protecting the innocent from hateful racist fucks is wrong.

Ok.

[Anonymous No.10685376]

>>10685363
They don't have the resources to actively monitor the Internet like the you brainlet, the only people that have ever been convicted were mass reported by other people because they were stupid enough to be openly racist on Normiebook

[Anonymous No.10685379]

>>10685368
one day the standards will change and you will be the "hateful fuck"

[Anonymous No.10685380]

>>10685376
Oh wow, that makes it completely OK then of course

[Anonymous No.10685395]

>>10685337
t. from a literally-who state, ie. not cali or NY